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PhonesRe: Glo Wiped Away All Bounce Data Bonus: by pembisco(m): 7:35pm On Dec 09, 2013
Sm1 shuld pls tribalise dis thread fo me b4 i baf finish
WebmastersRe: Linda Ikeji To Give Away 1 Million Naira by pembisco(m): 6:52pm On Dec 09, 2013
kunletiwoo: Soon
u mean seun?
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by pembisco(m): 6:45pm On Dec 09, 2013
Op i wood av toad u to pack wail butt eat sims u no ghet car. Yu arrh probably a dead buddy washer in the you ex clayming whart yu arrh knot. Mctcheww. Yu most bee a car-word. Ehwu congo
PropertiesRe: Can Your Landlord Eject You By Force? (part One) by pembisco(m): 6:14pm On Dec 09, 2013
Sm1 shuld tribalise dis thread 4 me b4 i baf finish
PoliticsRe: Water Supply Restored In Onitsha After 12 Years by pembisco(m): 6:12pm On Dec 09, 2013
Sm1 shuld pls tribalise dis thread 4 me b4 i baf finish
PoliticsRe: Water Supply Restored In Onitsha After 12 Years by pembisco(m): 6:12pm On Dec 09, 2013
Sm1 shuld pls tribalise dis threath 4 me b4 i baf finish
RomanceRe: Things Your Spouse Does That You Dislike by pembisco(m): 3:09pm On Dec 09, 2013
Errhn let me ask her
EducationRe: ASUU Meets In Abuja Today To Decide daily news by pembisco(m):
Pls mods. Any news on ASUU other than they hav called off d strike shuld nt be on fp. We ar tired of news about ther meeting etc. Tenks
Science/TechnologyRe: Farmer Kills 15-foot Snake In Ekiti (Picture) by pembisco(m): 3:16pm On Dec 06, 2013
Saraben: I only eat chicken and beef ..I can't imagine myself eating another creature or animal lik pig,snake or even bush meat
ur lips ar sexy. BJ on ma mind *get me ma vaseline abeg, if e no de get me d engine oil* e fit do.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: "We Have Not Received N200 Billion From Fg" - ASUU by pembisco(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2013
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FamilyRe: And What's So Special About The Male Child? by pembisco(m): 8:27am On Dec 06, 2013
Hm, if obama ws lyk sm africans he wuld hv married 997 wives jst 4 a male child
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by pembisco(m): 6:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg
afta una go say catholic no deh folo bible. Whr in d bible did jesus say pastors shuld segregate virgins/righteus 4 special prayers? By thr fruits we shal knw them
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Omolade's Response To Okotie's Catholic Statement by pembisco(m): 2:40pm On Dec 05, 2013
Tnx padre. Sm of diz pentecostals tink they knw d bible modan we catholics jst because a pastor wl jst cm on sunday nd be quating d scriptures. Our Rev study d bible fo atleast 10yrs in d seminary, studyin theology nd ol dt in d original language d bible was writen unlike ur pastors dt jst do six mnts in bible scl nd d nxt tin is he opens church. Hypocrites. D trut is dt we dnt folo nd beg pple 2 worshp wit us so y ol diz criticism? Mind u d bible wch u claim to quote nd condem catholics has bn preservd fo years by d catholics nd if catholic wanted 2 manupulate it to favor her, it wl hv don so evn b4 ur generatn was born. Proudly catholic
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by pembisco(m): 7:24pm On Dec 04, 2013
Dis is wat i hv 4 u condeming catholics. U guys claim we worship d devil nd d devil we ol knw is bound on converting/drawing nd deceiving pple of God to himself. Wat i mean is this. Hv u guys ever seen catholics by ol means tryin to convert pple to its church lyk u pentecostal do daily ? Hv u ever seen a catholic signboard writen "worshp wit u at st john church fo instance?" if we as catholics ar d devil worshipers y dnt we mov frm one house to d oda cnverting pple to our church wch is d main mission of devil on earth. Wat bafls me is d way u pentecostals keep tryin converting urslevs frm 1 church to d oda, u see a deeper life memba trying to convert a living faith memba. Y shuld christians fish frm d pool of christians fo God's sake. Y nt fish frm d pool of non believers into d believers pool. U guys shuld leav us alne, nobody askd u 2 come worshp wit us unlyk hw u guys do. Infct ol diz criticism only strentens my faith in d catholic church cos evn d bible said it. "d church of God wil suffer persecution" tel any church dt sufferd any persecutn lyk ours nd i'll tel u you ar stl a learner
EducationRe: FUTO Shops For Replacement For Sacked Lecturers. by pembisco(m): 3:32pm On Dec 03, 2013
If i was d president, this is hw i'll deal wit ASUU
1. Sack ol d lecturers
2. With refrence to 1 above, i'll order any lecturer/ASUU official arrested if he/she parades him/her slf as a staff of any of d universties.That means Dr fagGAY seizes to cm to media as ASUU, national chairman, if he trys dt, he'll be charged with "Inpersonation" cos he's olready been sackd
3. I'll order university management to advertise fo vacancies nd d any of d sackd lectures kn re-apply if he/she wishes
EducationRe: Finally FG Shifted Ground For ASUU! by pembisco(m): 2:51pm On Dec 03, 2013
If u wnt to knw wen ASUU wil call off strike, visit www.you go wait taya.com
HealthRe: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by pembisco(m): 9:29am On Dec 03, 2013
Well! As a medical student, i tink doz dirts are non keratinised dead cells wch are proteinous nd wch meks our skin water proof. Those dead cells protect our skin nd its evn adviceable to rob our body gently afta bath. Doz dirts u olways c ön ur towel ar d death cells, they ar nt harmful bt rada protective. *my litle cntribution sha
RomanceRe: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by pembisco(m): 4:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
Logan's shadow:
Even ladies with no boyfriend go come put mouth as if say na their type dem dey address.
no mind d poor girl, she tink say bein a guy na beans
RomanceRe: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by pembisco(m): 4:36pm On Dec 02, 2013
...and as d minister of women affairs (MOWA), D strikin boy frnds shuld note dt any bf who engages in dis strike wch is an atempt to deny d ladies their xmass alowances wil nt chop pu.cy whyl d strike last.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Attacks Air-Force Base In Maiduguri by pembisco(m): 2:43pm On Dec 02, 2013
My frnd in maid jst posted me dt d dead bodies ar over 500 unlyk d media reports. My problem now is i'm a student of unimaid, diz boko boys hav been atackin nd killing motorists enroute to maiduguri olmst on daily bases, mst pple now especialy d rich result to flight dats y i tink they atachkd d airforce base nd d airport. God hw do i go bk 2 scl, d air is no longa safe
EducationRe: ASUU To Parents: Keep Your Children At Home by pembisco(m): 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
If u wnt to knw wen ASUU wil call off strike, visit www. you go wait taya.com
Christianity EtcRe: Forces Like Police, Soldier, Navy Etc Has No Place In Heaven by pembisco(m): 3:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
Do teenagers watch catoon network too?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Third Class Candidates by pembisco(m): 9:11pm On Nov 30, 2013
2good: This is absolute nonsense. I did my BSc in Engineering at the University of Lagos and all of my lecturers who graduated in the 60's and 70's were first class and 2-1 graduates in their time. I said you should name just one university and you are talking nonsense about older people. Get a third class in the UK where they still have good quality education and see if you will get a job. I did my MSc in a country where the minimum pass mark to get a university degree is 60% and you see that there are no average student in the university and everybody is extra smart. Only the competent people should go to university and not everybody. You cannot even do an MSc in many university with a 2-2 let alone a 3rd class. You seem to be in another planet call delusion!
park well jor! Dts if u evn got a car. Those dt graduated in d 60s nd 70s got thr B.sc in jst 3 years, by then education ws sponsod by gvnmnt. My dad who is curently a high court judge got his B.sc in law in 3 yrs. Nw B.sc in law is 5 years. Mst courses wr nt introduced then. So wat ar u saying? Dnt jst condem doz wit 3rd clas cos ther ar many reasns to dt nd besides, nt ol brains ar equal. NT OL LECTURERS dt graduated in 70s ar 1st clas pls
Foreign AffairsRe: Italian Woman Leaves $13Million To Her Cat by pembisco(m): 7:21pm On Nov 30, 2013
I knw a typical naija babe fit marry dt cat because of its money
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE! A Curse Or A Blessing? by pembisco(m): 6:05pm On Nov 30, 2013
Its a big blessing to me, as a medical laboratory science student, i decided 2 enrol ma slf in ma sis hubby's private hospital, mehn i jst de explore wat i was tot in scl, d only tink i cnt do now is to sign a result as medical scientist wch by God's grace i'll do wen i obtain ma B.sc. Tnk u God 4 d strike, its realy a blesn.
EducationRe: ASUU Being Lambasted By Fellow Lecturers Live On Channelstv by pembisco(m): 3:04pm On Nov 30, 2013
D problem wit ASUU is ther NÊC. Nd i suspect there tenure is abt 2 end nd so wnt d fg to disburs d money so dt they kn embezl, i tink d nec of ASUU hv smtin fishy in mind, they seem desperate 2 hv diz money accesble cos i see no reasn y ther decisions seems 2b a little difrnd frm d outcm of thr chapter meetin.
My lecture nebo here jst de lament say they bought troble wit thr money, asin no pay fo d past 4 mnts na. He evn said d they ar nt aware of nec new demands
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by pembisco(m): 2:27pm On Nov 29, 2013
Av watched one wei d chief priest to d oracle get cross of jesus fo in neck
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian Celebrity Do You Have A Strong Crush On? by pembisco(m): 8:34am On Nov 29, 2013
Patience uzorko. Chei i wish she's ma sugar mummy, i olways wana hav a taste of her. #pun intended
EducationRe: AAUA Begins Recruitment To Replace Striking Lecturers by pembisco(m): 3:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
Hm, my lecture nebo here has gone broke, no salary fo 4mnts. In deh olways lament say them buy trouble with ther money.
FashionRe: Disguise Tricks For Women With Big Tummy by pembisco(m): 2:54pm On Nov 28, 2013
Amuga: @Op, tanx for this.
u surely hv big tummy

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