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PoliticsRe: Oduah Won't Respond To Certificate Forgery Allegations, Aide Says by pembisco(m):
...now i knw why an igbo will never rule this nation. *shameless woman i tell ya* i dnt evn knw what's d hype abt foreign Bsc, Msc nd Phd holders awarded high positions in dis country, d likes of ngozi iweala, sls nd co. I guess its inferiority complex cos if we value our indeginous certs, no fu..cker wl claim bein an ABU graduate for instance wen he/she is nt. Metcheew!
PoliticsRe: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by pembisco(m): 12:59pm On Jan 08, 2014
Ok guys! Calm dwn, she has changed her mind. She got her MBA degree frm oxford uni, uk.
PhonesRe: Have Anyone Successfully Guessed A Recharge Card Pin before? by pembisco(m): 11:33am On Jan 08, 2014
Diz netwok pple de use jazz in forming doz numbas if nt i see reazn y sm1 cnt guess doz numbas.
EducationRe: How To Manage Your Finances As A Student by pembisco(m): 12:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
Skillz4u: Toh OP ka kyauta....anma ba'a naija ba ko?
th onye igbo zai saman ka zage shi nefa.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by pembisco(m): 10:00am On Jan 07, 2014
Ok sahara reporters. She has changed her mind. She got d mba degree frm Oxford university, uk
RomanceRe: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by pembisco(m): 9:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
Op dyevorce her
SportsRe: Ghana-Nigeria Relations: Thoughts From Football Perspective by pembisco(m): 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
Lets nt decieve ourslvs pls. We knw we ar enemies. If na ghana turn to set waec dem go set hard qxtns for naija titled. "section D is for nigeria only" same applies to naija too. So ya'll shud stop dis hypocricy.
CelebritiesRe: Glo Subscribers Warning To Globacom About Basket Mouth by pembisco(m): 12:38pm On Jan 06, 2014
op Glo is not foolish to just act based on frustration from few idiats who probably are nt even Glo subscribers
EducationRe: should i study agric? by pembisco(m): 3:19pm On Jan 04, 2014
Aizebioje: Same thing happened to me! Mine was pharmacy sha. When I got Agric econs and extension I just went in both feet and I have no regrets till date! Even when i later got mcb the following year, I boldly snubbed it. But for this ASUU strike, I'd have been in my 300lvl by now. Btw what dpt are you in sir?
word of advice. Olmst ol unis dump mbbs applicants in agric faculty. So guys be warned. They hardly evn gv medicine related courses bt dis vry agric. Its d trend in our unis
EducationRe: should i study agric? by pembisco(m): 3:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
sagaciousblog: you are very wrong sir...the fact dat he scored below 250 in the previous UTME doesn't mean he is an average student cos if u were in this country, u wud realise dat dere was massive failure last yr and applicants with his kinda score were termed lucky....

@Op follow ur heart and Dentistry and Dental surgery is also an alternative if u really want to be a doctor by all means though fewer applicants are admitted into d latter compared to mbbs
u ar ryt. Few pple get admited into BDS bot u'll fynd out they initially applied for mbbs. BDS is a litle tougher dan mbbs though nd in my scl unimaid, BDS is evn 7yrs. Again kn d op spend abt 9 or 10yrs of life in scl considarin admitin he's aged? Cos d last tym i checkd mbbs calender is dfrnt frm oda depts. In my schl though. Nd u spend nt less dan 8yrs in scl to be oficialy kald a doc.
EducationRe: should i study agric? by pembisco(m): 3:04pm On Jan 04, 2014
Chei! If i was d op, i'll jst end up getting confused d more cos both those for and against medicine seems to hav valid points. Ol i kn say is may d will of God be done in ur life.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Huge Crocodile Was Captured In Omole Estate (Lagos) by pembisco(m): 12:43pm On Jan 04, 2014
simdam500: or maybe he doesnt have passion for his career... smh
was dt necessary? Wel weda has or nt, he's d president now. So go nd die
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by pembisco(m): 12:29pm On Jan 04, 2014
ms_pee: You're talking about sense of humour to me? That's funny. I think you need it more than I do. wink

And since when did it become your job to look for sad people online? undecided
u guys shuld chill pls. Atleast nt infrnt of doz kids
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by pembisco(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2014
Pweetyxandi nd ms_bee pls dnt spoil d mood atleast for d sake doz innocent kids who ar inlv.
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by pembisco(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2014
Pweetyxandi nd ms_bee pls dnt spoil d mood atleast for d sake doz innocent kids who ar inlv
HealthRe: Jonathan To Stop Government Officials From Medical Treatment Abroad by pembisco(op): 12:01pm On Jan 04, 2014
ezeonline2: All na mouth joooor. We all knw vertually all our so called doctors are half beked, if they do nt for blade in u after operation they will forget their glasses. Ruubish
our docs de try o, they jst nid suport frm fg
PoliticsRe: Two Unnamed Animals In Presidential Zoo To Spend N34.5million This Year by pembisco(m): 11:01am On Jan 04, 2014
Haters at work. Op u mst a bigot For misleadind d public...gej actually reduced d villa feeding budget from 1b to 3hundred and somtin million ...nt sure bt its nt upto 400m . Yu refer to ur president and wife as animals and forgetin dat yu mst be an animal too since yu ar ruled by one..yu kan go and die pls
PoliticsRe: Two Unnamed Animals In Presidential Zoo To Spend N34.5million This Year by pembisco(m): 11:01am On Jan 04, 2014
Haters at work.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia And 2face Welcome New Born Baby Girl by pembisco(m): 10:51am On Jan 04, 2014
CongRATS.
Jokes EtcRe: I Cant Stop Laughing. .. First Joke Of The Year 2014 by pembisco(m): 10:42am On Jan 04, 2014
You rediculed GOD cos of this dry joke? SMH
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by pembisco(m): 9:26am On Jan 04, 2014
Wow! HilariousI wish our ladies will be so innocent like dis litle grl...she innocently fell inlove with him nt minding weda he has money or nt
HealthJonathan To Stop Government Officials From Medical Treatment Abroad by pembisco(op): 4:36pm On Jan 03, 2014
President Goodluck Jonathan has said his administration will reduce medical tourism to the barest minimum, as he stated that government officials will henceforth be stopped from seeking medical treatment abroad except in special cases.

Jonathan has therefore directed the Ministry of Health to collaborate with the Ministry of Finance and Trade and Investment to consult with medical practitioners with a view to supporting private investors to build state-of-the-art hospitals in the country.

This was disclosed after the president held a meeting, yesterday, with the Nigeria Medical Association, NMA in a bid to ensure the proposed strike by the association does not hold.

According to a source who was present at the meeting, the president’s decision would promote local potential, strengthen the sector, improve fiscal policy on medical equipment and check the growth of medical tourism.

He said Jonathan had also directed that before any government official is allowed to travel abroad for medical reasons, government must first be satisfied that no such medical services exist in Nigeria.

The National Health Insurance Scheme (NHIS), according to him, would be critically looked into by the president to make it more productive.

Yesterday’s meeting was presided over by Jonathan and had in attendance, Vice-President Namadi Sambo; Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State; Minister of Labour, Chief Emeka Wogu; Minister of Health, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu; Director-General of Budget Office, Dr. Bright Okogu; and the Chairman of the National Salaries, Incomes and Wages Commission, Chief Richard Egbule, among others.
http://www.informationng.com/2014/01/jonathan-to-stop-government-officials-from-medical-treatment-abroad.html
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hotel Manager Job With 25,000 Naira Salary. Would You Take The Offer? by pembisco(m):
grap it bro...i love hotel works especially as manager. free accommodation and food and you get to meet different people and if you are lucky, smbody myt do you a big favour for being nice to him. the job has so many advantages as you dont have to much stress..you'll have enof time for your family and love ones.
Mean whlyl its my birthday . a like will do me gud in meking my day. tnx
HealthRe: FG Agrees To Appoint Surgeon-general Of The Federation by pembisco(m): 11:31am On Jan 03, 2014
...nd some f00lish bigots/APC wil say GEJ does nt give a damn abt us/Nigerians
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by pembisco(m): 9:28am On Jan 03, 2014
captcochrane: lol, a real disaster of monumental magnitude
Even non-medical studs know ow to calculate bmi

abeg help me ask am his sch, nd course cos physiology stud too dey call demselves med stud
..nd i guess physiology studnts ar accounting students ryt? Zombie, u dnt evn knw d guy said nd jst joined him wit his arogance. Dnt evn boda knwing my scl nd dept cos u knw natin .
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by pembisco(m): 9:20am On Jan 03, 2014
corruptst: This is pure thrash! U r a disgrace to Medical School. That's essentially if u r one. It's better to keep quiet than open ur mouth to display how f00lish u are.
BMI is calculated by dividing your weight in kg by the square of your height in m.
Not square root as indicated.
And if u wanna use a height, u have to use realistic ones. It's not possible for anyone to b 5.6m tall. Thats like 560cm. What planet are u from?
From my calculation of d op's BMI, it's 55/(1.7*1.7) = 19.03,
@op, go siddon. U r definitely within a healthy weight range. Anybody that advises you to gain weight must b your enemy.
Guy i'm nt a f00l pls. U dnt hv to insult me jst because u wnt to corect me.
RomanceRe: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by pembisco(m): 7:30am On Jan 03, 2014
Sory to derail ,2day Its ma birthday! Jst like my post for no reason
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by pembisco(m):
As a medical student, let try and help in a way i can, thers a test called BMI (Body Mass Index) this will determine weda u need to add weight or not
BMI= weight(kg) divide by square root of your height (m) and from your data,
weight=55kg
height= 5.6m.....square root of 5.6 =2.4 appxm
BMI = 55 divide by 2.4 = 22.9
Note. Normal of BMI is between the range of 19-24
25-29 is over-weight
30 and above is considered as obesity
so my broda..your weight is proportional to your heigh and you dont need to add more weight. its normal, forget abt those calling you names
HealthRe: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by pembisco(m): 8:24pm On Jan 02, 2014
crazymommy: grin you are crazy!!!
SMD. did i hit d nail on d head? SMD again de folow u.
HealthRe: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by pembisco(m): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2014
crazymommy: grin no worry when ur gf gets pregnant ur eye will clear.just kidding though.
Muhehehehehe. Na true sha, jst dt i knt help it. BDW yu registered yesterday nd u've olready spent 10hrs online. SMD ...u r biutiful though. SMD again de folo u
HealthRe: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by pembisco(m): 8:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
crazymommy: no we nurses are not perfect!!!its just that we know the rules and we stick to it.try to stick to the rules with ur gf and all will be well.
yeah u guys knw d rules especialy d free period dts y sm of u misbehave. I knt marry a nurse, am a medical student though bt i knt stand my gf spending a nyt in a hospital cos of job. We knw ourslvs, we knw wat hapns wen a male doc is on emergency kal nd nurse is on nyt shift

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