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Everything he said is a lie.

Only fools will believe him.

Ndi ala!

I saw where the ijiot lied that Foreign Investors who left Nigeria are already looking for how to come back.

Is that the character you wanna take serious?

Because if you know the calculation that goes into an investor packing up their multi-billion dollar investment to leave, then you will know that the man is a lamba master

Thank goodness they are free, but Why are the names of the kidnappers not trending though?

But their names are not Chinaza and Chibuzo?

When you guys are done deceiving yourselves, you will face the true origin of our collective problems.

Eagles will win the AFCON for Tinubu?

Not for Nigerians?

I thought NFF is supposed to be apolitical just like FIFA?

Why has the NFF been singing Tinubu’s antiphone of recent?

I won’t be surprised if they force every Super Eagle player to hold Tinubu’s re-election placard in 2027.

Take politics away from our sports.

Ndi ala!

Not wishing anyone dead.

But oh ye God that did it for Namibia, do it for mi fatherland, amen.

“We are committed to the safety of your life and ensuring you don’t lose your money” - Bandits/Kidnappers

Only fools will believe this trash.

Ndi ala!

Awalokan normally 🤡

Only fools and clowns would be surprised at what is going on right now because we warned, shouted and screamed on top of our voices that this man has nothing to offer but they preferred “Awalokan” to a sensible candidate.

This was same way we warned that Buhari had nothing to offer but they said it was hate. We ended up wasting 8 years of our National life and getting dragged 50 years backwards.

Now we warned that this mannequin was even going to be a bigger disaster but they called us IPOB.

You fools should enjoy the commodity you purchased.

When you remember that 99% of what we use in Nigeria is imported and will all be affected by this clearance rate, that’s when you will realize it’s not a joke.

Ndi ala!

Fcwilly:
Na PO be them problem and them headache. One mumu dey vex say we no cry for the economy instead we dey laff. Even the AGBADO and CASSAVA wey them promised them no dey available again. NDI ALA²

Like eh, even the cassava that was promised is no longer available.

The people that participated in the rigging must be proud.

Two Obas were killed by bandits in Ekiti, they couldn’t talk lest they offend their masters.

Another Oba got killed in Kwara, they maintained a sealed lip lest they incur the wrath of their northern lords.

Now, there’s a report linking a northern senator to bandits and terrorists, and you are expecting them to talk?

They’d rather talk about Peter Obi.

Oya, let’s continue to ask Peter Obi what he was doing in Côte d’Ivoire.

”Terrorists can overrun our region as long as Obi doesn’t enter Aso Rock.”

Ndi ala!

Nothing the fools do will ever work because they are holding a cursed mandate.

If una like, go and hire the entire staff of JP Morgan, nothing will change.

Shebi Tinubu thought he could frustrate Jonathan’s govt? Una go see frustration tire.

Ndi ala!

Awalokan 🤡

They are irrelevant and inconsequential when Peter Obi, the enigma, was there.

Peter Obi we know, who the idiotic hell are Akpabio and Ned Agbaya?

People wey for give Super Eagles bad luck if no be say oil wey dey Obi’s head too much; e come use dilute all their yama yama.

Cows😏

Bad luck Tinubu 😏

I’m sure that if not that Obi used his presence in the Stadium to dilute Tinubu’s bad luck, Super Eagles would have lost woefully for granting audience to this midnight of a human😏

Opolo eye 👁

Validated:
1. A super minister in Tinubu government will resign or be sacked before Sep 2024

2. Naira will weaken to about N1500 to USD.
FG will incur more foreign debts and pump price will go up to N800 per litre

3. Russia vs Ukraine war will end abruptly. Two Ukraine territories would be vacated by Russia. Putin oh Putin ... please watch out!

4. Hamas should be ready to be chased out of Gaza. Palestaians would have a state, but part of current Gaza would be lost to Israel.

5. The US Supreme Court will overturn Colorado and Maine ban on Donald Trump.

6. Catholics will mourn a very big loss before 2024 Christmas.

7. One of the big evangelicals pastors will be called home. This might trigger succession crisis, but "God has the answer"

9. There will be crisis of unimaginable proportion in part of North Central that could threaten the very fabrics of the Nigerian state.

10. Caneroun will get a new president. Do not ask me how because I do not know.

Please, respect these predictions. If you have nothing to say, keep mute and wait toll Dec 2024 to castigate the predictions.

So far, this seems more accurate than their daddy Adeboye and co predictions.

A minister has already been sacked.

Dollar is already at 1500

The pressure is already on Israel to grant a Palestinian State.

There’s a already a crisis in North Central that no one knows what it might lead it.

We have a prophet in our hands.

Atiku is just being a typical northerner here.

I like the way Tinubu has been showing the north pepper.

Shebi no want Igbo man?

Shebi they would rather have a goat rule Nigeria than have an Albert Einstein from Igbo?

Let them enjoy the meal they helped prepare.

They are all crying because Tinubu has started removing feeding bottle from their mouth.

I remember when Tinubu wanted to sack Mele Kyari and northern mafias warned Tinubu against it and he folded and allowed Mele Kyari to continue at NNPC.

Now, Tinubu has carried them handicap by directing CBN to sell crude oil instead of NNPC.

Now, being a NNPC chairman would be the most worthless position anyone can occupy.

Hahahahaha!

So what has now been the gain of subsidy removal if they can’t pay salary?

Abi Seyi and Remi haven’t stolen enough yet?

800 where?

Garri is 2000 naira in Lagos.

I wonder where you are buying 800.

osuofia2:
Igwe na mafia.... those who don go Sars Abattoir no fit forget am......

That’s why they appointed him na.

So he can use his mafiasco to heal the city of its plague.

Watch as Abuja security improves.

Gainman:
u are acting like someone been flogged and claiming u did not feel d pain. You are happy tinubu us not able to manage d situation well. Continue your dance. Is it not me and you dat is feeling d heat? You will even be praying Nigeria situation become worse so that u can shame Tinubu and his fans abi. And at d same time u are feeling d heat. It doesn't make sense. So if the situation in Nigeria is getting better, u will not be happy about it. Check yourself oga.

If you have a problem, you don’t pray for it to get better. Problems are not solved like that.

You look for the expert in the problem you are facing. The expert will diagnose the problem and decide how best to solve it.

Y’all had a chance to get the best man for the job but threw it away on the alter of tribalism (Awalokan).

Now you want us to pray that the quack you had delivers? No way!

When shit starts to hit the ceiling, they will call Igbo man to help pack their shit.

They have deployed Igbo man to Abuja to help secure the city.

They know the truth but would never admit it.

BoldBrainz:
Much as it hurts to see Nigerians suffering so immensely without let or succour, I cannot pretend to feel sorry for Tinubu.

Karma serves as is due. He deserves everything he is getting. He'll be lucky to finish this one term in one piece because the machinations being formed against him are enough for his own wife to be enjoining Nigerians to pray every week..😂

You know when they say Nigeria is too big for anybody to mess with, a lot of them don’t get it.

Tinubu thought he can mess with Nigeria because he planted crooks in strategic places to help him rig election but he’s in for a shocker.

Right now, the northern powerbrokers are not with him. So are the talakawas.

The Igbos are not with him.

The youth would rather drown in the Atlantic than support him.

Let’s see how far he can go.

BoldBrainz:
I'm not holding brief for this catastrophic government, but you see this particular one? Northern powers are doing everything within their means to frustrate this government.

They've mopped up dollars everywhere in Abuja and are now refusing to resell to the open market so the scarcity will hit from the heightened demand and make the naira even more worthless.

These northerners are beasts. They frustrated Jonathan with insecurity, now they're crashing the economy on Tinubu just so they cause widespread chaos and truncate the government that's in the hands of the South. Jagaban wey feel like say him be king of politics go see shege for this life..😂.

Emi lokan in the mud!

It’s not just Northerners…

It’s both northerners and Igbos.

They are joining hands to feed Tinubu a taste of what he served Jonathan.

Everything that went wrong under Jonathan was orchestrated by Tinubu.

Now, he came and kidnapped the people’s mandate and thinks he would have it easy.

He’s a joker.

And his supporters are bigger jokers

Throwback:
He has already been taught a lesson by his defeat, just like every other losing presidential candidate in the last election.

The government of Bola Tinubu does not revolve around teaching a lesson to the election losers, but providing a solution to the myriad of problems that Nigeria has been facing and still facing.

Stop keeping your brain stuck in the Obi 2023 campaign mode.

Besides, you are already campaigning for him to serve as a boy under his master Atiku in 2027.

Over 8 months later, which of Nigeria’s problems has ur Tinubu provided solution to?🤔

Kidnappers are now kidnapping for fun and operating in broad daylight.

Dollar is nearing 2k.

The common man in the street is struggling to eat once a day. They already protesting in Ondo, shouting “Ebi pa wa”!

Pray, which problem has Tinubu provided solution to gan gan?

Awalokan normally 🤡

Una go enjoy Wetin una order tire.

Peter Obi is learning the lesson you people wanted to teach him.

Fools!

The kidnappers of mandate thought that by kidnapping the mandate of Nigerians, everybody will align and queue behind the ‘victorious’ person but unfortunately they have garnered more hatred ever since.

It’s lonely at the top for them with the power they kidnapped.

Power is usually sweet but there own has been tasting like ash in their mouth; and it will continue to taste like ash in their mouth until they wear their boxers on their heads and run out of Aso Rock.

Fools thought they can buy love!

Conduct elections one million times and Obi will still beat Tinubu silly and require a Yakubu to shutdown the IREV and conjour numbers for him.

Conduct elections 1million times and all those who voted Obi in the last election will still vote for him. I can tell you authoritatively that Obi has not lost a single supporter; instead he has gained more supporters after it has been confirmed that the brain of their Emilokan is hollow.

Obi is the Daddy of their daddy.

And their daddy will forever live under the shadow of Obi.

Atiku/Obi2027.

Make I see how una wan take rig am.

Jemex003:
If you or your father is giving APC honorary House of Assembly Ticket will you reject it?

Have you eaten today?

Cuz I think you need the honorary ticket more.

After all, I’m not the one who has been slaving and fooling around for APC.

So you are not planning to bomb those bastards out of our bushes?

You are waiting to create 50k jobs and offer it to criminals who are taking their ransoms in millions within few days.

You seriously think they will leave the bushes and their millions to come take a 50k job and wait 30 days before you pay them salary?

You see the fools you louts voted into power?

Maybe Yahaya Bello has not stolen enough to be made APC chairman.

He needs to steal some more.

He should also capture his exploits on camera.

APC loves them criminals when they are captured in camera.

When he’s done doing that he can come retry. I’m sure the vacancy will be wide open for him then.

Smelly den of criminals!

Congratulations to Tinubu for breaking up ECOWAS with his stupidity.

And congratulations to the louts who have urged him on in his foolery in Niger.

Empty heads!

Dem don print “We Love You” for cloth give aboki make him wear 😏

Unfortunately you can’t buy love.

No be Townhall meetings go make Abuja people like you and Jagaban.

So, stop forcing it.

Onye ala😏.

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