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Bonatheripper:
Sometimes the people we surround ourselves with affect us.

My group of friends can yab for Africa.

Well, that's how we've been right from secondary school.
Thanks for th advice

PoliticallyInco:
Well. Many are moronic and can't hold a simple Conversation. Few times I have decided to relax, take my mind off work and while away time online (socialize online) it has been a sitcom. They need to have their own sitcom. It should be called "Naija Shepocrites" or something like that.

They want you to go "straight to the point". Or they want to lie about how they went to church and how they "Love God". Haha. Yeah right. Because you mention God I should overlook all other flaw I can't deal with. Right? Wrong!

They can't spell properly. I mean we all make mistakes in spelling as we type. Or we spell wrongly with intention when avoiding our words being censored. But I try to correct mine the moment I spot it and it was unintentional.

These ones can't even type. Can't spell. Barely can hold any conversation. They want the latest gadgets that they can't work for. To them because they have a vaginaaa a man is to take care of them for life. Their brains are useless because they wear waist trimmers. Who ever trained many of them to be this useless I don't know.

Even on lady matters, they are highly ignorant. One stupidly told me that any girl child that pees and it makes a "shhhhhh" sound, it means she has had sex. That any girl child that her boob's and hips suddenly grow at age 13 or 14 it means men have started touching her. I marveled at her stupidity and belief in beer parlour and hair salon rubbish talk.

They don't know anything happening on the planet. They follow news about celebrities and believe that if they don't send or forward that whatsApp message to 20 friends as instructed, bad things will happen to them. Superficial and moronic morons, most of them.

They go "am fine".

"ASL"

"WYD"?

"GM"

"Kk"

"Gr8"

"Where are you chatting from"?

"Matured minds only". Yeah right. Paying you for sex makes me matured. Yeah.

"Good vibes only".

Suddenly their mother is sick. Or suddenly their fees need to be paid. The few who have 1 point above average IQ feel they have accomplished much. Have a false sense of importance and accomplishment.

The moment I sense that as a woman, all you have going for you are your ARSE, BO OBS and VAGINAAA, then I have nothing to say to you further. You are useless to me. Your brain must think sharp. You must be smart.

A lot of them will be less than handicaps and lower than the mentally retarded of you took away their vaginas, arse and boobs. They would have nothing else to offer to society. They will die of hunger and starvation.

However, I have met a few that have been smart. Two of them.

One we discussed so much. Even went into Marvel and DC Comics. I am a Marvel Fan. She is DC. We had a good time. We discussed politics, history, art, sports, family,adult and child psychology, religion, international politics, travel destinations, academics( she also is chasing her PhD. Like me), entrepreneurship,sexuality, dogma, philosophy, etc. She was a true match. I am sapiosexual and a polymath. She was really smart. She matched me in every way and in every topic. She had a good sense of humor. We threw jibes at each other. She had tall dreams. She wants to work with the UN. She wants to make changes at the global level. Her dreams were tall and she had a purpose in life. She has read books upon books on personal development like me.

We eventually moved it to whatsApp from Badoo of those days. She got a scholarship. She wanted us to meet but I had a pressing remote work to do at that time. Before I returned after a few weeks she had travelled. She never told me her travelling was so soon. Besides wouldn't have abandoned my work just to see her. Few weeks after travelling I couldn't reach her. Still can't reach her till date.

Eventually deleted her number. So I can have peace of mind. Haha.. Over 10 years or so of being on social media, she is the only lady who has been able to match my wit.

Flier:
Anyway we need to hear the other side of the story
As popular she is,she has no reason to go broke or depress because I can’t understand why she can’t just start her own label,rent a big hall,hire a very good DJ and hold a concert, before she knows it,several millions is already in her account
As for MR,he should thread carefully
Kiss Daniel faced the Same problem and bounce back hard

Iruosonobrugwhe:
fix a secret camera at home

Origin:
What the OP is silent about:

Two days yam don finish.
No soap again ( girlfriend don use am wash him clothes)
Wifey is thinking I'm very tired that stew that will last us 5 days is in the freezer ( she gets home pot is empty- we manage am chop small garri).
They keep sleeping in the parlour
The lack of privacy continues.
Wifey gets home late has to prepare food for three extra people ( worse when those people don't eat the same thing)

Wifey will be grumbling inside and out.

Husband sees a frowning and nagging wife and hears complaints about wife ( she no cook for us before she go work, she no sweep before she go, she no greet anybody)

In African settings extra visitors is all on the wife,


But a wise person knows that if the wife is good all this people go soon fight among themselves. (That is if the extra girl is not for the husband and they were not just trying to chase the wife in the first place)

asamaigho:
dat is not d point bro.
are u saying covid is not contact-able in d market, but can only b contacted in d church?
because am findin it hard to see reason in this only sentinments and hatred against pastors.

kestolove95:
Capital lie, I HV close to 5k friends nd am still a proud virgin

dominique:
Is that really Enugu? The photo I'm seeing up there looks like computer village and I'm seeing plenty of yellow buses.

afroxyz:
Is number 3 overtaking?

Xclusiveme:
Is her name favour? U know that slim tall fair girl? well, what you have to do is go buy Spanish fly and put it in her tea or drink. Her sex drive needs to skyrocket first before u start what I'm about to say. Sit close to her and hold her hands, whisper to her ear how beautiful she looks and how lucky u are to have her in your life. That will slowly be melting her heart for the Spanish fly to kick in. Kiss her knuckles, grab her hands and stand her up. Put a slow romantic song, place her hands on your shoulders and place urs on her waist. Dance the ball dance u see on movies. Make sure the room is a little bit dark. Stare into her eyes, lick ur lips a little bit and watch her melt. Go in for the kiss slowly. But don't rush to have sex yet. Suck her bottom lips slowly, place ur hands on her panties. Uhmm sorry ba3 low