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pocohantas:
Why do guys always add this when a girl breaks up with them or starts misbehaving?

Is it to make it look like she is the one losing

Audio intentions.

Do whatever you wish.

.Let me just educate you a little, a man who will create a thread here about his relationship seeking advice is indeed serious with the relationship and had the possible intention for marriage. Creating a thread means he feels pained loosing the girl. And besides, the Op mentioned that he had even introduced the girl to his family but the girl have refused to introduce him to her family. Can't you just be a rational thinker? is it not clear that the girl was never in love with the Op but the guy was so blinded to see?

Op I feel disappointed at you. Why on earth will you keep straight face with your wife for 15days? are you OK at all? If I get offended by my wife, I simply sit her down and talk sense into her. You are even lucky that you have a romantic wife like my own so get her bleeped immediately and resolve issues since you can not be the man in your marriage before she gets another person to do your job. Imagine, You don't reject food but you reject sex. Don't in any circumstance starve your wife of sex.Odikwa very risky. Don't say I didn't tell you.

seunmohmoh:
I need someone to draw me.

.Do you really need someone to draw you standing like crayfish?

Op you are mad but do not have any one to tell you how mad you are. But unfortunately, I can't tell you that you are mad either. So continue your madness in peace.

Boringdraw1:
Women are generally wicked, selfish, self-centered, greedy and wicked

.Chai! who do you this kind thing? Why did you fail to reason that the OP is stupid?

Odunharry:
If it's true, then it's very wrong and bad

.My brother, what do I stand to gain to lie against the church of God? Maybe you need to check my profile for my pre-wedding thread. AG is a Church I have worshipped with since 1995,at some point, I have held the post of a Sunday school Superintendent in one of the local churches. So coming to say anything that is not true against the church is totally out of place bro. Leaving the church was a very difficult situation, but just that I couldn't take the shit.

Bennycollins:
It was wrong of that pastor. He should allow you to open God. I am of Assemblies of God also but and I understand that most of our pastors are placing more emphasis on money. But I still believe in the spiritual foundation of the church, so I can't leave the church for any of these pastors, some of whom have come to meet me in the church. I challenge false doctrines. a But endeavour to give to support God's work as you can afford to.

.My dear I wouldn't want to tell you how much I have supported the church financially, since it negates the biblical principles of giving. Not leaving the church means sitting on the back seat like forever, I am sure you can understand the humiliation. And besides, I hate the issue of tithe card in AG.So the best was to leave the church for the pastor, mostly considering the fact that AG in my own opinion have left the mark of Christianity. Their major concentration now is on money and no more soul winning and making heaven which used to be the main target far back 1995 when I started worshipping with the church.

Hhhhmmmm this tithe issue enhe! That was how last year one greedy pastor in Assemblies Of God suspended me for not paying tithe and even had the guts to command me to go and bring my tithe from January to August before I can be reinstated, not even minding how I was surviving considering the fact that I just got wedded and some debts still waiting to be settled. Na so I just jejely pack myself and my lovely and sweet wife commot for the Church piam! to another one. I can not come and kill myself for any greedy pastor. Mbanu.

niaralandtopuser:
to kill time

.Then be ready to be arrested and charged for murder cause you came in here to commit murder.

Pettyprincess2:
God bless you for this comment!!
I just wanna remind you that that boy you quoting is 19 years old!!! He trolls for living!!!
Nairaland is the only place he catches fun because his life is boring offline!!!
In fact he is mentally unstable,someone that open a thread nd ask question,he will nw use his alternate moniker to comment on same thread saying the exact opposite just to degrade Nigerian woman!!! Incase he reply you just ignore him!!!

.Thanks dear.

Newguyhere:
Beta simp keep on deceiving her you hear . You think she will give you pekus cause you are supporting her?

.See, you are not God.She didn't create herself. If there is anything I hate is what you are doing when you can never create a human being. When you tell someone that he or she is ugly, you are simply telling God that he is not a good creator. And besides, that girl is beautiful, nothing is wrong with her. For me supporting her because I want her kpekus, there would have been nothing wrong with that except that she is very far from me. So stop being an idiot.

funmisticqueen:
sweetie! I take no responsibility for your poor taste.

By the way, aren't you the scammer?

.Sweetheart you are just pretty. Don't mind that dump ass idiot.

Newguyhere:
no call me 'sweetie' abeg seeing the face making such comments disgusts me.
no offense.

.Can you stop this childishness? That girl is OK.She is pretty.

Opakan123:
why will you think am a scammer.i tried making several post since but mods keeps blocking me

i was in lagos yesterday and have been offered free admission into the academy.but i still have to pay for training kits,accomodation and identity card

i swear am not a scammer,i really need help.Please stop chasing my helper away i beg of you

.This idiot never kill himself?

[quote author= post=83751718]Very good thread.

Thanks OP.

We can relate![/quote].Why are you this hated my NLers? or is it because of your support for a dead brain President? Cause I see your comments on this forum being cancelled always. Maybe you need to tender an unreserved apology to NLers.

Opakan123:
i need to let y'all know im not faking this.while waiting for everyone to sleep yesternight my mum came in to watch tv and ended up sleepin on the couch anyway it all ends here. anyone who knows me may later realize its me

.I would have loved to advise you, but having read through all the advise from different well meaning NLers,yet seeing you finding none meaningful,I will kindly save my advice for a better and deserving person while I kindly give out Rest in pieces (RIP) in advance to you.You are a very stupid person to ever contemplate suicide Idiot.

Just that Nigerians were born to tackle, otherwise, I see nothing wrong in that prayers. My little advice,in as much as I do not support dubious men of God, I will beg us to tackle this Men of God wisely so that we don't end up committing foul .
A word they always say is enough for the wise.

Hhhmmm! make me sef folo talk my own. My most embarrassing moment was when I was suspended in Church for not paying my tithe. No wahala since I can not come and kill myself for any pastor greed,I had to leave the Church forever.

Amstupid:
If ur girlfriend is tall, yellow, soft boobs, 8 shape, pink frosh lips

I dey bleep am now oo

She's just shouting ---- DONT STOP

.I know you are stupid, but the question is, how long will you continue to be stupid? hian!

I feel blessed by this thread as it has extensively trashed the issue of tithe with good biblical backing.At this point, I can graciously stand to say many pastors are fraudulent.

Amatarasha:
Dpvs is a dangerous disease infact one of the worst on earth ,caused by Loving too much handsome village boys Omg am in pains ,my stomach mvptesley


DPVS as an acronyn is Dual personality Viral-syndrome..


Help me now am back from Quiz , because i always talk to my self

.Where have you been? have missed seeing you online for so long.

onomee11:
Hmmn, the bank is open, how.true is this? I still went there this morning o.

.The information is true. I got frustrated yesterday because of this. But it's now open.

kingtoheeb:
This cant be true o, which of the branches in calabar are closed, cus I still saw their usual ATM que around bogoberi ... make una dey post better thing abge[color=#006600][/color] . ... how bank no go pay tax

.It's true,I saw it yesterday, but the banks are now open.

Op you have just won yourself a ministerial appointment. And your portfolio is "Minister for happiness and couple fulfilment" Just wish you existed long before I got married. Dam hilarious bro. But wait oo,What about cake now?

To be frank, anything about Ayade just tire me cause the man is a total failure.

I am not against tithes but Op you seriously don't know how to interprete the biblical verses you quoted because it is very clear that the bible in those verses of yours stated that If the place be too far, you can change the products of tithe to money and when you get to the place, you can now use that money to buy any thing which your soul lost after. Be it strong drinks, or any other thing that you may eat and Merry not forgetting the less privileged ones around. I didn't see the verses saying give it to the church or any man of God.
No need to preach the bible upside down just because you want tithes from your members. In conclusion, any way you pay your tithe and you get blessed, continue that way. For me, giving my tithe to the needy is the key to my blessings. That's my belief.

Most times I am tempted to as God why he brought me into a country as confused as Nigeria. A country where whatever you do is never right. A country where people will always find reasons to criticize even the best.
Don't ask me why I created this thread because it is obvious that Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria.
Now let's reason a little, few weeks and months ago the headlines were flooded with BBN activities where some Nigerians were elevated financially because they were housemates in the BBN series and this attracted criticisms from all nooks and cranny with some confused,irrational and enemies of progress questioning the rationality behind the BBN show which they claimed was immoral in nature.Many frowned at the fact that financial benefits were being accorded immoral show to the detriment and abandonment of creativity, educational excellence and intellectualism.
Yet few minutes ago,I read on a thread how his Excellency Governor Ihedioha of Imo State rewarded a little boy for excellent performance but most of the comments left me with the understanding that Nigerians deserve the worst.
We will forever remain backward until we decide to learn how to appreciate good things. Thanks.

Nigeria my Country. Hhhhhhhmmmmm, a Country where the citizens are more confused than confusion itself. Imagine the comments above criticizing the Governor for rewarding intellectualism, the same people who will question the attention given to BBN and immortality over educational excellence and intellectual prowess.
Sometimes I ask myself this question "What do Nigerians really want"?
I now see why Nigeria is a backward country. Indeed Nigerian citizens are the problem of Nigeria not even our leaders.

I just remembered that the sex position on that picture by the sex educators is Onyi22 favourite. If I de lie,check her profile pics. That girl can like sex for Africa.

Yes Op you are very correct, that's why I prefer using the line "You look family" It's like this Op is high on expired pure water. So because a guy tried asking you out, you ran to Nland to open a thread abi?
I am waiting for your thread when you are seriously bleeped.

liquidfaya:
banned also.

.hhhhhmmmmm