₦airaland Forum

bikerboy1:
A 19 yrs old boy living in 600k apartment and a lady of 24 yrs had the mind to pack her belongings and go live with him, not minding...

Kai!!! Girls can do anything for money!!

BTW, the boys name has turned to sorry. I doubt if he will survive the consequences

whatever happens she's a human being, it's all boils down to finance... See why I fear poverty more than death itself. She died because she choose prostitution which is as a result of lack of money. Ladies misbehave alot when they lack so no one should blame her lifestyle. Another problem with social media.
Someone's life is at stake and instead of helping people around are busy making videos.
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT JUST MOVE ABOUT ON HUMAN SKIN BUT ARE DEVIL THEMSELVES. REAL DEVIL

Charlezs:
Have been celibate for almost a year now. Reasons:
1. I don't have money to impress any girl
2. I'm not in any relationship
3. Working on something serious so I need the grace of God. So I don't want any bad luck

I can relate with this bro, what you will do is get a working class girl or a girl from a well-to-do home. You 'll spend little or nothing on her. It's working for me after avoiding girls for years for fear of spending!

Mcslize:
Cohabiting with a lady is quite stressful. I have been in that situation in the past. It was emotionally demanding, energy sapping and requires high level of diplomacy in handling things with her.

Be rest assured that the whole house will be messed up even after cleaning. She will put things where they should not be. She might leave the plates unwashed most times. The kitchen will always be a mess after cooking. You will address one issue after another of how she should wash the plates after eating her own foods, clean up the room whenever it gets messy, put things in their rightful places and always keep a tidy environment. She might not hid to all of that. You will still see a messy room every day, unwashed plates, dirty dishes, scattered items. She might even be sending you in an errand. You will get fed up at one point in time and start asking yourself if you made a mistake bringing her in?

These are just few of the things that you will experience. So be prepared emotionally and otherwise.

You did not mention the most important part of the exercise -FINANCE.
it's not easy to camp a girl at all. I did it on campus too for five good years, all thanks to my ever flowing cash. (she's now my wife though) I will advise you don't start what you cannot finish just like someone here has said. It's financially draining, if you were 80% rich before, divide that wealth by 2 subtract another 30...10% what becomes of you in less than two months yet d journey continues ...and guess what, some sharp babes still find a way out to double dating. Fear women!

amliftedhigher:
My own may soon come. Because my wife is unappreciative, greedy, selfish and self centered. She doesn't want anybody around me especially my family members except hers. She is always nagging and conspired with a stranger to humiliate me and my siblings. She lacks nothing and my siblings love her very very very much but she hates them with passion without a reason. Women hmmmmmm

That woman doesn't love you, not one bit. I have an uncle in your shoes, he's rich yet his wife doesn't allow any of us into the house except her own family. Even my grandma his mother he doesn't send her any money in the village. This is a woman who pretentiously won everybody's heart to get my uncle to marry her during dating but now showing us her other side after marriage. His younger sister died of kidney disease after spending 6 months in hospital bed waiting for transplant of about 6million after d rest members of the family manage to raise 4million, he didnt even visit her let alone send money for support till his beloved sister died... All thanks to the wife! Most Women are something else, marriage is a set up design to ruin a man! It only favours the women and ofcourse, her family... Ignoring the family that trained the man!

ussv:
We bought a Toyota Celica then and we eventually rented a two bedroom flat at Onike Yaba, we were living large and her family was better for it at that time. The money also went a long way to help her family's needs , and the unbelievable thing in all this is that she gave the credit to me . She painted me in good light before her family and would often tell them that the gifts and money came from me. Only a few girls would do that. I was really really in love, and our separation started when the sugar daddy forced his way into making her introduce him to her family, that became the beginning of the end for me , and my eye open by force, and the rest they as they say, is history.

Eyah what a good girl she was! You were actually the one she loved, shits happens on campuses shaa Well, nothing last forever! I have a similar story to yours on campus, but I was smart enough I put a baby on her belly! What you should have done is to impregnate her and insist she birth the baby, u would have won!

Girls usually tell me am stingy but I don't think I am. I am just scared of being broke. I hate it when am broke(no money on me) which is a result of careless spendings. When you need money badly, that's when u will discover there's difference between "I was there" and ''I shall be there" Lol...nobody go gree borrow you

1StopRudeness:
Haaaa don jazzy..... I’m gonna have to say this..

37 kee u there!!!!!!

Don jazzy can't be less than 45 years of age! Never!!! Let him go and marry and stop acting as if he's still a small boy. What's riches without wife and kids to enjoy it?

Funny thing now is even when they finally open border, the price cannot go down again... Never! In Nigeria economy The law of gravity never applies "What goes up never comes down"

Amuatulu:
Make golf ball go hit the windscreen

If you know how much that car is worth you won't day that. 100million naira car, the ball is too little to break such cars windscreen!

taiwoawoniyi:
Really?
Then there's obviously another reason apart from intelligence why they had a third class.
Just like OP, he's intelligent but yet made a third class. Why?

Women! Keeping of girlfriends on campus, party and all contributes to students poor performance in exams!

LabDNA:
I can't cheat, keeping many girls is too expensive.

So I concentrate on one to make her happy but if I catch her cheating. It's better she goes and I won't even utter to her after that while weeks turn months and months turn to year.

Exactly my reasons too for refusing to cheat, the more girlfriends you have, the more money you spend. am married now - happily married if I was a cheat I wouldn't have had the money to sponsor my wedding considering the fact that I married as a youth CORPER. Any money you spend on a woman who's not your wife is a waste...! Women don't really love, they are so smart they stick around you for what they are gaining from u till a better guy comes around, then they dump you and still blame you for it!

MORAL LESSONS: Parent should be careful how they behave in front of their kids. Children learn more by what they see than what you tell them! It can shape their behavior in future, negatively or positively!

justmi1:
because the car would become his which the owner may not be happy about, "the car owner" is a suspect, and only a suspect ofcourse until proven otherwise.
Just that in Nigeria a suspect actually sounds like the convict.

Your right! The car owner should be investigated, people are bad! Nigerians are just after their own gain, selfishness everywhere. People are supposed to be loved and material things used, now materials things are loved while people are being used.

phillippians:
There's nothing like heaven nor hell.
Your reward is here on earth depending on your karma i.e your good or bad deeds resulting partly from your previous existence (Re-incarnation) of the soul in a new flesh. Reality is some people's lifestyle seem as if they are living in heaven on earth (Mostly the wealthy ones) while others seems to be living in hell on earth (the destitutes) so there is no such thing as heaven or hell, some pastors even know this for a fact but they tell u otherwise.

Some hard circumstances can even lead one to do things that will naturally take u to hell (which I don't believe exist) I mean a man just has to survive. If there's heaven and hell, what about the Muslims, where would those ones go? And the Muslim seems to be more religion conscious than the Christians! Notwithstanding, I believe in God! But not heaven nor hell!!!!

phillippians:
I am a Catholic but somehow believe more in these Jehovah's witnesses religion if you study their doctrine well. There's nothing like heaven or hell after death. I don't believe in that crap, nothing can be worst than the present suffering people are going through in Nigeria right now! So many things to say but I can't type much

There's nothing like heaven nor hell.
Your reward is here on earth depending on your karma i.e your good or bad deeds resulting partly from your previous existence (Re-incarnation) of the soul in a new flesh. Reality is some people's lifestyle seem as if they are living in heaven on earth (Mostly the wealthy ones) while others seems to be living in hell on earth (the destitutes) so there is no such thing as heaven or hell, some pastors even know this for a fact but they tell u otherwise.

I am a Catholic but somehow believe more in these Jehovah's witnesses religion if you study their doctrine well. There's nothing like heaven or hell after death. I don't believe in that crap, nothing can be worst than the present suffering people are going through in Nigeria right now! So many things to say but I can't type much

danny56:
These guys are all gang members, very few victims there; usually you won't know until they put you in the middle of their tricks.

I was almost a victim one time until a man I didn't know pulled me out of their midst, acted as though I was his brother and i just played along oo. Lazy 419 youths...

They defrauded me of my 12k cash I wanted to use to travel to Ibadan one Sunday Morning in kola market, Lagos, in December last year. Was so painful, I couldn't do anything cos they were more than 30 of them all gang members looking like cultists, I believed they were even armed. After collecting all that was on me, they advocated I stake my phone, Just imagine! I just kuku walka commot before they will injure me and I will have to go n spend more than 12k on treatment. Health is wealth...!

bsideboii:
Mine was stealing my stuffs money, clothes etc. poco-a-poco ...I was carefree and didn't take note. I will just discover that at the end of the semester I will return home with just a school bag.We were all chronic stoners so I kinda understand now.But mehnn...I don't do besties no more.

My gf was secretly flirting with my best friend, both of whom I was harbouring in my apartment on campus. They grew fond of each other and she later prefer him to me cos dude was a comedian always cracking jokes for her to laugh at and also because he was from a wealthier background (I am not from a poor home either) baby girl wanted to feed with both hands Lol, having secret sex with him unknown to me but my guy usually told me anytime they meet. Dude was a bit loyal, but d girl? Very ungrateful! I prenteded like I didn't notice until the guy travelled out. A helpless baby mama who's baby papa doesn't have a dime to take care of her and the baby, I was playing the fatherly role to her and her child and this is how she paid me. Long story short, my friend later travelled out to USA to continue his studies without telling anyone of us until he telephoned us from Califonia, it was then it dawned on her she's lost out. Wanted me back but I didn't only reject her, I introduced my new gf to her three times more prettier and 10years younger than her, and of course still single and not a fairly used baby mama! madam nearly commit suicide! Friendship Na scam joor!!

Wire wire as he is popularly called on campus, made a revelation to me how he used his mother for money rituals (yahoo plus) with a standing oder from the occultic priest never to help his younger ones financially or otherwise. His 4 siblings are practically struggling to get by while he flenjo in porch houses , drive by in flashy cars with girls humping. Everytime I see his siblings suffering, some hawking pure water in holdups I feel this overwhelming urge to tell them that their rich brother exchanged their priceless mother's life for riches. Please I need advice from matured mind on how to go about it or weather to let the sleeping dog lie... Advice please[quote][/quote]

Some girl's rapid growth is just too much. You will see a 10years old looking 22

See how weak and defenseless the bitch now look.... Hahahahahahaha
When u are toasting them, their shakara na cube root. Nor be so una reach?

paix:
What I learnt from my parents: Live and let live; Boldness, Patience and Perseverance.

Sex freak (Womanizer) - self inflicted
Carefree -Dad
Phenotype -Mom
Boldness, Rude & Arrogant - Mom
Brainy and smart - Mom
Introverted - Dad
Swindler (YBNL) - self inflicted
Stingy -Naija girls inflicted Lol

You all talk about sex with a female as demonic. I wonder what u will call those Gays and lesbians, white people engages in all form of evil vices yet they are far better than us, Continue to swim in ignorance!
Downfall ko, downladed ni

Chummynoni:
omo, to be a man no easy. immediately after secondary sch in 2009,na so i carry mysef commot for house ooh find factory work go cos i wan man up. when i got to a factory at oregun, one man at the gate looked at my face and said i cant work with them cos i look like aje butter that they need rugged pple. the reason y i needed d job wasnot because i was desperate but because i wanted to experience wat it meant working. i was always given 1k at home everyday for upkeep. as i commot for d factory gate dey go house, na so i see one warehouse wey dey offload from container truck oo. i con ask one man if i fit join. i join o. na so we finish , d man con give me #500 after 4hours of rigorous offloading. i got home and started having body pain,headache and fever tat i nearly died sef. i dont even know what i did with d #500. lol. roughly 10k was spent in treating me after like a week of being bedridden. N:B. glory to God that i now have B.sc in Economics but am searching for a Job. help a bro b4 i go do wetin go cause casala again.lol

Back on campus, mine was caused by a strong love for my baby girl. She needed N2500 urgently, was very broke that period so I went to a block factory to work. We were to load a truck and fill it with blocks for N5 per block, Loaded 500 blocks, I nearly died, funny part the manager said we had to follow the driver to the site and offload it again before getting paid which wasn't part of the bargain. Long story short, I got my 2500 and headed straight to give my gf. She was happy, and good girl as she is she used like N500 out of it to buy me drugs as I took ill the following day! I fear that work, and there I met boys that are even used to it hmm!!! Imagine a student doing such odd jobs! Funny things guys do for love. We got married June this year and she had a very pretty daughter for me. she's gainfully employed, federal job for that matter and am now into business!


MORAL LESSON : Nigerians are out to use you, get rich at your own expense, most expecially Private Organizations. People re just too selfish!

eaglez:
2,500 a month teaching job, funny thing is the proprietress paid me in 50naira denominations, in her own words so that the money will be plenty when am counting it.

Hahahahahahahaha LWKMD
You funny I swear

Isaiah 55:8 goes to explain that majority of things human condem as evil and bad can be a minor offence unto God while the ones we humans see as minor can be highly offensive unto God. Hence his claims that "His thoughts are not our thoughts"
Extremely inspiring... For sinners like moi Lol

For my thoughts are not your thoughts
Neither are your ways my ways -Isaiah 55:8

Yoighaman:
I'm not married yet o...do you want to marry me ni? (smiles).

Started what I couldn't finish? Well, I took a shot and she didn't respond positively, so I decided to let go, only for me to realize later she was madly in love with me and I never knew.... but why the shakara in the first place?.... women sha, you folks are an encyclopedia...lol

Sorry, I just assume you are a woman for no cogent reason.

Don't mind them, that's how they behave, most of them. They go love u crazy but will be pretending, putting up one stupid and childish hard to get tactics and expect you to keep chasing them, who does that? When there are more girls on earth than guys, u did well let her go to hell. If u had proposed to her the business would have still fallen as she will start diverting your business profits to her extended family members, brothers n sister and before u know it, d biz is down. When u wish to venture into business again, do it alone and be dedicated u will succeed!

Inspectahdeck:
A policeman once took roasted corn from my young niece in Ibadan.

Hahahahahahahaha there's no problem with this, there's love in sharing.

succri:
More like a scene from a nolly wood movie , think I watched something like this , all these bloggers sef , tori way no get source, mtcheew

"ONCE A SOLDIER" is the title of the movie directed by Mac Collins chidebe featuring Kanayo O kanayo And his wife what's her name again who got pregnant for the igwe after her husband went to jail. Very interesting movie, you all can watch it online!

Hifeylove:
Do you use Nairaland while you are in jail? And more so she thought you ain’t coming back soon cause the fours years just like 100 years for her.. talk heart bro and next time don’t commit crime...

Truth be told, women can't stay without sex. Hmm the married ones amongst us here will understand my point better. They love sex more than men, only that they know how to pretend about it unlike guys who rushes after it. We are talking of 3-4 years jail term here, it's the same thing with travelling abroad and leaving your wife behind in Nigeria, you will be cheated on if u like be sending her 30billion monthly. how many can withstand the urge? Leave them for one week, they are already lonely

Fyi0:
Idiots on this thread. If it was a woman you bastards should have been telling her to leave the 'demon', the 'devil of a man'.
Disgusting lots

Don't mind them, they will even find a way to blame the man uptop