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awolols: Dude just jumped into a discussion without knowing what's going on. It started up on instagram and not twitter! U and wiz really need to go back to school and learn good spelling

What's this kid saying? What does the origin of the whole shiit gotta do with anything? And what spelling are you crying about?

Abeg fu*ck all these broke asss people jor. Hangover na Hangover. Atleast na wetin the 'street' wey Wizkid dey sing for dey call ham be that. Why the idiootic fan dey form Wole Soyinka for tweeter. You dissed a guy who made an innocent update on 'HIS' tweeter account and expect not to get a reprisal? You gotta be kidding

Plus, who is J.Martins? Instead of him to go out there searching for the next african hitmaker to 'attache' himself with, he dey there dey form Holier than Thou

bigfrancis021: This is old news. He announced this since January his year.



Super handsome guys most of the times are usually gay. I am not saying straight guys aren't handsome, some tend to be but its only to an extent. Past a certain threshold of handsomeness, a guy is rarely straight. It might seem as a shock to the ladies, especially Nigerian ladies, when super hot guys come out as gay, they start thinking its a choice or something but they are just being themselves. They've always been that way since birth till now, only that you're just knowing now and it makes you think they just turned gay recently. Gay people are suffering emotional and physical sufferings and torturing worldwide already, thus life is hard for them already. So when nature decides to bless them with physical beauty unmatched to none, it isn't a coincidence. That's how nature wants it. Straight guys don't need to be super handsome anyway. They'll always get the ladies come what may. With some thousands of dollars in their pockets, any straight guy is attractive to a female. The world already belongs to the straight guys anyway. Some average-looking straight guys find it difficult to be faithful to one lady let alone if they happen to be super handsome. With all the extreme tempting attractions from the ladies that come with a guy being handsome, such guys will turn out to be something else. Maybe, it's nature's own way of keeping straight guys in check, who knows.

In Nigeria for the meantime, super handsome gay guys are still dating and marrying females to keep up with peer and family pressures. Nigerian females for now are still enjoying the privilege of dating super handsome guys - a privilege American and British ladies no longer have because the super hot guys in their country are being honest with their sexuality and not dating females. The fact that super handsome guys are usually gay isn't no longer a surprise in foreign societies. Every British/American lady knows that, and when they come across a super handsome guy, they just don't start falling for him or going after him like Nigerian ladies do because, more often than not, they'll discover he's gay, at times soon, at times several weeks later after they must have fallen deeply in love with him. Hence, these foreign ladies now avoid falling for super handsome guys unless they've determined he's straight, which is a rare probability.

Most of the guys that win Mr. this or that competitions are not usually straight. In Nigeria, Alex Ekubo, Mr. Nigeria of last year, isn't straight and he dated Alex Uti, who's also gay, of BBA for sometime. Two other guys who I know deep down aren't straight are Lynxx Utunu(the Nigerian rapper from Asaba) and Van Vicker. Some will say, after all Van Vicker is already married with kids, but don't let that deceive you. Many gay guys in Africa are married with wives and children but yet maintain hidden gay adventures behind their spouses' backs. Its only a matter of time before they start coming out gradually. After all, 10 years ago, Ricky Martin vehemently denied being gay publicly only to come out 10 years after. Wentworth Miller denied being gay 5 years ago in an interview only to come out this year. The list goes on.

Utter rubbish. For your mind now, you don write something meaningful. And i can see your gay partners liking it. Dumbos!

Omo, Davido papa don hammer again o.... Damn!

Litmus: If she is sacked how will she make a living? Might this not impact on those depending on her down the line?


Why don't people put as much pressure on government to increase Police pay as they are putting on the shaming campaign ?


i don't know, but i feel uneasy about this new Nigeria trend of putting everything on Youtube.

Nigeria, the mister honesty of the world.

You know if you guys have a union, and threaten the FG that you're gonna go on strike if your salaries are not increased, they might actually increase it for you, you know. You don't have to come and take it out on 'US' whom you are suppose to be protecting.

We can't because your salary is small let you continue your extortion regime. You have a job and still go home with something at the end of the month. Millions of jobless Nigerian youths will give their left legs for that same amount you are complaining about.

And finally, i know you police people too well, that same line you used i.e 'salary too small' is what you guys hate hearing from any suspect in your custody, so you guy have to live with it too.

Poverty is really a very bad thing

NeuroBoss: Kanu happy birthday o. But how does it feel having to celebrate a fake age for the rest of one's life? Like when you're truly 69 and the fans are planning a grand 60th birthday for you? I don't think I can live with that

Nobody ask you how you can or cant live. We all know that you can't live like Kanu. Kanu is madly rich while you live in abject poverty, so go away with your bad belle and find something to do in other to better your life.

Omexonomy: insulting people is their culture, tradition and stock in trade. Their is nothing you can do about it.

You are an idiiiot*. Always playing the righteous card. Bad enough for you, you didnt get the sarcasm in the quoted message. Mumu

We have been rooting for the passage of the PIB, yet nothing has been done about it for how many years now, while this barbaric bill has been swiftly attended to.

@op, this is a pure case of misplaced priority. Does it really matter what 'the boss' wears? I say, wear whatever the f*uck you want, just get the job done. When you are the boss, you don't have to wear stuffs to please nobody. Just get comfortable and get the job done.

Though, the above may not be the best advice for underlings and people new in business. It's only applicable to bosses. When you're up, people don't judge you by what you wear any longer, in fact you don't have to say sh*t. Your track record will speak up for you.

okechukwu2013: The Day He becomes a father! That was it for me, I know a lot of guys will contest this!

My broda, you are so on point. I always thought it was gonna be the day i become a billionaire until i got my first child. God, i pray for many more of such days in my life. By default i am known by friends and family as a very jovial and happy person. A lot people, especially ladies like me cos they say 'i dont take life seriously'. But guess what, all that is just mere happiness. The day i got my first child was the first time i experienced real 'JOY'. It was if i was high on weed + cocaine (tho' i've never tasted it) + all sort of alcohol put together.


I tried as much as i can to suppress the joy but i had no control over it. What i noticed was that i wasn't even laughing. I was just filled with joy. People were all over my house. And co-incidentally it happened to be the day Man U was to play Man City and i am known to be an avid United fan, so i left the main building to the pool area to watch the watch... then drove off to a pub. I was siting at the pub watching Man City trash United 6 goals to 1 and heck I didnt feel a thing. And normally, i'd be sad to see United loose in a derby match. Infact, it's unexplainable. I was just so high in JOY.

Even as i type this, my wife just asked me, What? I answered, what's that? Then said replied, saying you're all up smiling while you type; and i just laugh. That's to tell you how joyful i am whenever i remember that day. I pray you all will experience such very soon, then you'd know what i'm saying.

indigene: A wise man don't want to grow young, I command more respect now than when I was 30, and am enjoying it

This is like the dumbest response of all time. It's not very difficult to smell a 'low self-esteem' from this post. Why in this world would anyone want to grow old? Oh, you couldn't cop yourself some respect when you were 30? Are you serious? Wow! Just wow.

Anyway, just so you know, respect is not given just because of your looks, you earn it by what comes out of your mouth (for the most part), which is the representation of what you have in your head. You may look like Fatai Rolling-dollar and still speak like a child, guess what? You aint getting no R-E-S-P-E-C-T from nobody.

Oh shhit!!!! This is what happens when two of your biggest enemies goes into collaboration against you. This is like the best thing since June 12 . But seriously, i can't wait for this shhit to hit the shelf, I'm straight flipping my ipad. Apple should start panicking now (at least for the first time)

Isn't it obvious that this was some dramatic jokes between 2 over-fed Nigerian elite?

pistol: Hate wetin?
The environmental and traffic control governor.
Fashola sneezes....eko onibaje
Fashola shaves.....eko onibaje
Fashole gets intimate...eko onibaje.
Person no go hear word?
You need to travel out of tour comfort zone to see some wonderful projects being executed by other governors.
Try going to imo,enugu,katsina,akwa ibom states.

@bolded, if ever you see such laudable project(s) being executed by those other governors, please go ahead and post them here and stop all this whinning abeg. We promise we will never get tired of reading such news from you.

I hope that guy no be Okija-juju

It must be GEJ speaking at the time

People go flash this number tire. Trust naija

Femsyn: No hate. Just a point to note.
Exchange rate in 1978 was 0.606 to a dollar. This means Aliko was "loaned" an equivalent of $825,082, which is N123,762,376 (over 123 million naira) in today's economy at say N150 to a dollar.

This is exactly what i keep telling people, that this guy had access to a huge loan. Some people will say he was given 'just' N500,000 loan as if it was some cheap change or something. If mercedes benz was N5,000 at that period, then he could have decided to start a mercedes benz dealership and stock his inventory with over 100 brand new benz, please picture how big the dealership would have been. But still, developing the money to this stage is commendable.

They are not ritualists or kidnappers as such. But congratulations, you have had an encounter with 419ers. If you were the greedy type, you'd be paying through your nose by now. This happened to someone i know few years ago. He came back telling me he was gonna buy my type of car for his gf and buy the latest one for himself within 2 weeks.

He kept postponing the cars' arrival until one day we found out he was being duped. Then out of our stupidity, we went to the police, not knowing that they're all in it together. The policemen at the station knew all the perpetrators and were even cracking jokes with them. So my brother, just thank your stars, else you'd be selling your family house by now.

I still dont understand why men fear the devil more than God. Tell them Jesus is coming tomorrow, they'll say na lie. Infact, dem go dey party but tell them the devil say earthquake go happen tomorrow, you go see them dey cry from this morning.

Forget all these superstitions and get on with your life. Do you think of over 6-8 billion people in the whole world, you are the only unfortunate one that fell from their mother's back as a child? I can tell you more than 50% of the people in Nigeria experienced the same thing as you, but just cos they didnt believe it, nothing has happened.

I'd advice you to get on with your life. Marry your husband, have your children and live happily ever after. Or if you still dont believe me, you can go ahead and marry 8 men at the same time, if 7 of them died, you'd be left with atleast one. And if they don't die, consider yourself a lucky woman with 8 husbands(Now that's a joke )

thegoodjoehunt: Like WTF. We are f.u.ck.ed. Just like OBJ's privatization scheme/scam.

I wonder what people found fantastic about this interview.

Well, i thought i was the only dumb one around cos i found the interview so insulting. It's a big shame.

The President of Nigeria showed up on CNN, fukced himself in the a55
The Prime Minister followed suit. Isn't that hilarious?

dbride: Playboy19, I am laughing because you never asked the question you just posed above. Please go back and read the thread again. You even called yourself "idiot", well who am I to change it. Why this transformation? Were you high the other time? I have answered the above questions on this tread. Please check. Note, insult or profane words are a put off for me. God bless you and good night.

The only reason why you didnt see that i asked that question was because you were too busy taking offenses in my response, while you totally neglected the main question. Quoted below is the response from where i asked the question in case you missed it.

Playboy19: Oh Puleaseeeeee, dont even go there with me. Can you please mention just a single good thing about that interview? If you can't, i'd advise you go and berry your head in NOI's a55

So you see, you went all defensive instead of answering my question. Maybe i should be the one asking if you were High when you were reading that, huh?

And i didn't call myself an idiiot, but again its not your fault if you didn't understand what that line means. After all, you just rated NOI's shameful interview on National TV as excellent .

Finally, I don't think i need to check through the thread to see where you addressed my questions, cos there wouldn't be any need for that. I got my answers already.

dbride: I still excuse you. Your last sentence clearly portrays your type, parallel lines will never meet. Oh no, just checked your username. No wonder! I owe you an apology, just wasted my time on a playboy to the power of 19. Sorryooooooo. Promise u never again. Sleep well.

Look young lady, quit playing the username game and engage me constructively. I only asked you to mention one good thing about the whole interview and the best you can do is this? Like seriously? And 'your type'? What type exactly are you referring to? You don't even know me and you're here talking about types. So for the last time, mention one good thing about the interview. Or perhaps, i should help you out a little.

The whole interview was base solely on 2 questions;

1. About Nigeria's epileptic power supply and how it affects the economy

2. About FG's corruption eradication propaganda and Alam's pardon (A publicly disgraced thief)

Please clearly tell us all how NOI answered the 2 questions and show us what we the 'idiiots' didn't hear from the interview.

Thank you!

dbride: When you see something good, can you honestly recognise it? No you cant, so I excuse you.

Oh Puleaseeeeee, dont even go there with me. Can you please mention just a single good thing about that interview? If you can't, i'd advise you go and berry your head in NOI's a55

She didnt answer a single question. All she did was talk talk and talk without making a single point.

All i heard was comparism with other countries. She even made a mistake of comparing Nigeria's electricity with SA's and then quickly retracted her statement or shall i say re-phrase.

And the giggle that ended the interview? Priceless. Sound more like... thank God this is all over.

claremont: I think there is a thin line that separates human beings from animals, and that is our capacity to show empathy and sympathy. The day we loose this basic trait is the day we stop being human beings, we become no different from animals. Shame and woe unto those who disrespect the dead for whatever reason!

I'm a black immigrant hence I should know how the shoe pinches, but personally, I don't give a flying f-uck what Margaret Thatcher did during her time in power. The bottom-line is that she is dead, and my condolences goes to her family. May her soul R.I.P.

You probably was crying the day Abacha died, huh? That woman was the devil. She even knew it herself.

nap2: I was just about to suggest that you compare Teslim Balogun Stadium and National Stadium Surulere, when I saw Okiki_Oluwa's post.

However, one good and/or bad thing about Teslim Balogun Stadium is that it has a synthetic pitch. The Lagos State Government decided to lay synthetic pitches in stadia across the state (Teslim Balogun Stadium, Campos Mini Stadium, etc) because it is easier to maintain and will not deteriorate to such shocking conditions as the state of the pitch at the Abuja National Stadium. However, some teams refuse to play on synthetic pitches, considering them inferior to natural grass surfaces.

Only village people will refuse to play on synthetic pitches cos the whole world over has stopped using natural grass on their pitches a long long time ago. So only village players will refuse to play on synthetic pitches. Do they even know stadiums abroad, in England for example, do take their pitches out for maintenance? And yes, you read that right, they take the pitch out of the main stadium siting arena.

If we didnt have bad leaders... this is what the world is suppose to be reading about our dear country, Nigeria.

Dubai police drive 700-hp Lamborghini Aventador, because a Taurus doesn’t cut it

Dubai remains a city known for its wealth; built off the back of the oil industry, it now flourishes in tourism, real estate, and financial services. All that cash floating around evidently means one thing: lawbreakers drive highly expensive, fast cars. So, in response, the Dubai Police Department added an even faster car to its fleet – a 700-hp Lamborghini Aventador.

News surfaced of the acquirement on Twitter, with tweets stating “Only in Dubai” and “Officer, please cuff me in the Aventador and throw away the keys.” Additional sports cars are set to join the fleet too, with machines being designed according to police specifications in an effort to “facilitate policing on highways.”

Here in the U.S., we now focus on fuel efficiency from our cop cars rather than brute strength; philosophies between the two countries couldn’t differ more wildly. A recent study of several Ontario, Canada based police departments found the “average police car spends two-thirds of a 10-hour shift idling.” That translates to more than six gallons of fuel wasted over two shifts each day. Imagine how much fuel the Aventador will burn. Dubai has been burning through oil quickly enough as it is.

No word on which lucky Dubai cop gets to pilot the beastly machine, nor if they require special driver training. One thing's for sure, if we introduced a 217 mph Lamborghini into the U.S. police fleets, applications to become a cop would be at an all-time high.

Source: http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/dubai-police-drive-700-hp-lamborghini-aventador-because-193615085.html

rimms: Keshi, I love you with all my heart. I can never forget my evening with you in Togo a few years ago. You deserve everything that is thrown at you. This is your time, enjoy it.

But be very very careful dealing with Adenuga. His gifts are curse. His promise is nothing but a bad gas that disappears into the air very quickly. Everything he does is to indirectly promote himself and his businesses. The man loves nobody, no country but himself. This same man can't even provide for his own family without a curve ball, nothing he does is straight forward or goes smoothly. At least 3 to 4 of his children have already distance themselves from the evil man, and the same thing goes with other members of his family.
So, Keshi, do not get too carried away by anything this man does. He can change his mind at any moment. Majority of his businesses are operated by his mood. He is unethical from A to Z

Be careful, Be careful and Be careful!!!
Adenuga is as fake as a pair of plastic shoes. He can not change, he can not help himself and he will continue to deceive some people but not everybody.

If he loves Nigeria and Nigerians so much, he should be asked to pay his taxes and return all the money pocketed from fuel subsidy.

Bro, do you have some kind of alert that pop up whenever Adenuga's name appears on Nairaland? Cos i have never seen a thread about Adenuga without you showing up to discredit him in anyway possible.

What amazes me is that you still havent tell us all what this guy (Adenuga) did to you that makes you so bitter whenever you hear his name

Damn Adenuga and his business sense. All the people that heard that he was going to give Keshi a Range and a Camry must have been thinking that Adenuga is a generous man, unknown to them that he is a true business man (scammer ) .

Instead of him to officially sign Keshi as an ambassador for glo, he cunningly have him advertising glo all over the place for peanut in the name of 'car gifts'

You sure sey this people no be 'Gate of Well' dem mean? As in Konga. Cos wetin i dey see na cool breeze coming out of the cave. I no see anything like hot smoke from that picture menh. As we hear ham hell fire no go be small thing o.