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makewetalk2:
I love your reasoning. Your points are well put across. Thank you for writing to me. I also love the subtle shade in the final sentences. You are indeed an asset bro. I love optimistic and defiant responses like yours.
CLASSIC that I read it twice.

makewetalk2:
It is shocking to know that Lecturers have not received their salaries for February until now. That is two months of salaries held. This evil man sits in Aso rock only hiring northerners and his relatives and friends. He has turned the country into a family affair. This man called Buhari is evil. Even after all the appointments, they could not do a single thing. They thought it would be party as usual until coronavirus stopped the show.
Buhari's daughter was using the presidential airplane like a personal travel jet.
Old man Abba kyari whose contagious body should have been burnt was transported on a national military airplane.
All these things were happening while lecturers were home waiting for their salaries.

I have co[b]me to see that the agenda of this current dispensation is to suffocate the survival of the easterners.[/b] This comes at a very high price for others. From their slurs and twitter posts, I have seen how they refer to non-northerners are "southerners".

Let it be known that since independence Nigeria will be 60 years this year and the North has been in power for 37 years. In these years, they have embezzled the Nigerian coffer like never before. Abacha was in power for only 4 years but imagine the billions of dollars this man embezzled yet Buhari proclaimed him righteous. Buhari affirmed that Abacha did not loot but he is receiving Abacha's loots from other countries.
Forbes reports that Abacha stole at least $5B as of 1996. And Bill gates was only worth $18B at the time. Michael Bloomberg's net worth in 1996 was $1 billion but now $60.1 billion. All the money is the north has no direction. No brain as to what to do with it. Buhari's daughter said that she is an artist. ASStist my left BUTT-cheek.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/girl-safe-mothers-ironing-daughters-breasts-200128130832821.html

danboy1234:
A man who has been consistently putting away 1,000 and 500 Naira notes in his saving box has lost it all after fire gutted his home.

The Nigerian man, Kelly Mark who shared photos of the burnt notes on Facebook wrote:



https://m./593937164113419?view=permalink&id=1336133563227105&_rdr

mimee9:
Is modern medicine better than traditional medicine

Jestin:
Oga obanicoro...u took the wrong person instead of taking Mr Bu.....oya take slap and do the right thing.

Mr100Dollars:
Nairaland ladies i'm typing this with tears all over my eyes, i have kept this virginity for long, I want to give it to anyone that can get me a brand new Ps5. I nor my virginity is worth more than that, but i really need it.

DM if you're interested in my virginity, I know quiet well that i'm good in bed, cause have watch a lot of porn movies and i will be ready for anything you want me to do.

I'm crying right now.

espn:
Make I no talk...

sarrki:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/21/boko-haram-leader-shekau-ready-to-surrender-says-military/

landmark86:
Dear brother,
As per government lockdown directive to contain the spread of cov-19 in our society, the following are my experience so far with ladies:

1. 55% of my female friends on facebook that hardly reply my message whenever I say hi to them and now send me account number.
Abeg I be Federal government?
Hunger na bad thing oooooooooo

2. 70% of ladies have met before, exchange contact with, try to call but will never pick or try to chat on whatsapp but we never reply now calling me on whatsapp as a result of boredom.

3. Some of my crush that have make advance to but forming before cov-19 are now crushing on me just to get some financial assistant. They are fvcking broke .
They think I be Akpan and Oduma

4. We all no as some gals dey form. There are dis two pretty ladies have been chasing up & down my neighbourhood but they keep turning me down. Right now, both of them are in my house. One is cooking while the other one is washing my cloths. Am very sure of twosome this afternoon after they are done. before I can give them any dime. Their fada

5. Three of my ex are now disturbing me with calls since last two weeks. one of them is asking if we can continue our relationship, while the remaining are requesting a visit to my place all because will stay in the same town.
Hey!!!! In this lockdown
Am very sure hunger don dey resist their brain back to normal.

Can't you now see cov-19 is a blessing in disguise in some area ?
But I still pray it leaves my fatherland (Nigeria) soonest.


Yours sincerely,
Landmark86.

Ebenezer2021:
how much were u given as reward for honesty?

HammedOlanaija:
This one is saying someone is cute without seeing her. Lol
I pity your life. Lmao

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DavidEsq:
Before the real owners will coman collect the wealth and start sharing it at EFCC office

merahki:
I am tired of fighting already so have a good life too. But on this issue I was going to continue, because the subject (grammar policing)is a pet peeve of mine.
Anyway consider my input.
Will attach an e-book to this post later. Written by a nairalander...you may find it and other reads in its bibliography interesting.
By language of subjugation I meant that of the people who enslaved and colonized Africans. It was used to divide Africans into two groups- “the bright and the itibolibo”. Its use is one of the main reasons why we can’t create/innovate, etc.
It should be the last thing Africans should use to shame one another.
Cheers.

merahki:
Oh you dunno what I meant by that dear child?
Now run along, okay?
Come back when truly educated. Given your current stance, this would be looong if ever.
And drop the highly unattractive and cruel grammar policing while at it. It makes self hate very very glaring.

merahki:
Lol
Glorying in your language of subjugation.
You should be ashamed of any desire or compulsion to speak or write your darling Inglis perfectly well...or of the need to shame people who are “bad” at it.
It is self and mental slavery in a simple nutshell.
Cc pmoye
Real intelligence- the ability to unlearn, delearn, learn or relearn what is, and when necessary.

livelovelaugh:
Yes most times, they don't stop. They do it again at the slightest opportunity.

merahki:
Biko jee zuo ike you Brit
The first one we can pass it off as a joke/ friendly yab...this second one is you clearly trying to shame him.
Immaturity and or cruelty at play.
Hiss!

Ajolee92:
I believe you are a guy, you can say all you want but just like mi you ain't getting a response from me again, if your jobless this morning, instead of acting bitchy on people's post, I suggest you join "your fellow girls" on slim case IG live and twerk your way to the bank, I bet you that 20k would come in handy this period.

livelovelaugh:
Honestly. Raping an individual is the most inhumane thing ever.

GuestLog:
I wanted to condemn your act, I now imagined and asked myself, if it was me and 10 million dropped in my account. Will I return it?

I still haven't made up my mind as I'm typing. Maybe I'll just wait for 2 hours and see if the back will reverse it.

livelovelaugh:

Stop raping people.

GuestLog:
Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

Makavelli25:
"Jail term",she meant!!

GuestLog:
Kai. Bros, you harsh!

Ajolee92:
That's a typo error, I meant to say am, jeez!!

Ajolee92:
After 5 attempts of writing jamb, without good result, I summoned up courage to go into my 6th jamb with expo I got in a forum online, it was one of the most scary moments of my life, avin to use it without them catching you, well I Sha scaled through, and thanks to that have serving in the north now

XhosaNostra:
Lying about my mother's "death" just to have time off work. Mind you, she's been gone for a very, very long time, but I still use that as an excuse because it's the only one that can make me cry convincingly & genuinely
I even used it to the police this one time I needed a good excuse to avoid jail time

I was like, "I shouldn't have done that, but my mother just died" & I got away with it