ModestGal:

Very very,they should have give some professionals like me. Although, I don't design useless things, nor do I design fraudulent graphics even if na 1million you wan pay. Oshi

Nairaland Buharideen.
Nairaland eDefense Minister to our existing non-existent president.
How much were you paid to publish in the nonsense?

Tell us... e no fit pass N10,000 las las.

DEROXMAN:
Good talk I love the way buhari used zoning formula to appoint them sef.Never knew chief of army staff reports to chief of defence who reports later report to the defence minister so buratai is under abayomi olonishakin! really?

Very poorly executed photoshop and image tampering.

Whoever wrote this thrash is maddddd!
Scrap NDDC indeed. Have you asked them to scrap Buhari, the Cabal, NNPC, the NASS, the Judiciary, the Police, etc Because NDDC's corruption is nothing compared with what these crook agencies are daily perpetrating.

Corruption is the biggest trade Nigeria is involved with. It is the very engine that drives the entire country. You people only speak out against the corruption that other groups (not yours) of Nigeria are benefiting from that you are not benefiting from.

MelesZenawi:


https://oak.tv/newstrack/alleged-corruption-scrap-nddc-nedc-northern-group-tells-buhari/amp/?fbclid=IwAR1p7OJVc-JpGBHgEMN6s2Z1HkY7fhPFE2mmGlIEVF1Ih-dTtPjawqKYWbY

Guy, you are a Yahoo-yahoo boy. With the way you dey squander money on top woman. Hard-earned money is never squandered like that. You and your yahoo-yahoo girl should eat each other raw if una like. Nonsense tomatoes!

Olamila:
Let me not bore you guys with my relationship history but this girl is my first love, i met her while i was in school 300l. Ever since then i have always been there for her despite even having a low budget as student because I'm not from a wealthy home, even her parents has times10 more than my family. But despite that i try all i could to maintain my role in the relationship because i don't fancy myself asking anything from my girlfriend.

Before anything else i need to tell little about my girlfriend, she is beautiful and nice. Almost every guy wants to woo her and all of that. Aside of that my girlfriend is very stingy to me, she can never allow her anything be in my possession, she doesn't have this idea that we could end up one day though she will always say something close to it only during fun time. But when she is at her leisures she will say how she fancy how husband to be and all of that which i no I'm not the person she could had been referring to. That not even my major issue.

She always been cruel when she asks me for anything and i refuse to give her maybe i don't have or just don't see needs to do so.
I also discovered that most of our fun times comes immediately money enters my hand. Because i remember when i was in school my first 800k i made was finished and squandered with her, i haven't dated anyother or even have another girl since i met her. Because i try to make her feel comfortable because i no how many guys wish her to be with her. So secondly i made another 1m i squandered it with her too. But when this money just finish guyz i always see hell in her. This was the ups an downs i was experiencing till i finished my school with her. It was a shame for me upon the money i made in school i graduated with zero account looking for money for my law school. I wasn't fortunate to get any help so i sat back to Hustle. Then i was begging looking for helper to assist me when i saw one big opportunity that i need to take but it the opportunity required money as my account was bleeding zero. I begged everyone including my girlfriend but she told me she doesn't have even if she happened to get money for me i will pay her interest. This words alone made me cry, did you no instead of helping me out she told me I'm not the only one that needs help she also need to invest on her self which she was right i believe her. She later invested her money in one fraudulent sheme which she lost the money.

FastTrack to what is happening now, i later got help from someone who offered me 50k and my mum 20k making it 70k i picked myself up and started my Hustle again. Within three months i made 800k again. All this times i was giving her update about my business and earnings. Could you imagine she had the gut to ask for money despite her behaviors. Because of my nature i don't believe someone's bad nature should change my own nature so i still sent her some money because i also no she is broke.

Since then i just forgot about what she did and all of those stuffs because my money kept coming and i don't keep grudges i keep taking care of her. Now i had issue with my business i want to fix something up i was also telling her. this girl went ahead to start asking me to send her money. I was really disappointed i protested because i noticed when i have money i become very careless. It seems money covers so many things.
I just need advice because i think it is time to let her go coz with her nature and type of girl it might end in tears for me. All she do is stay on social media, snap and post and look for who will send her money. No skills, i have begged her several times to look for something to be doing she refused and tells me how her dad won't allow her. She doesn't listen to me, always feel like boss when little money enter her hand. Guys i really love her but i think it is time to seek help because i will regret if this continues.

Is the engine V6 or V4?

Abujacargirl:
2015 foreign used Toyota Corolla sport
Very clean like Brand new
Accident free
5.9m (slightly negotiable)
Duty fully paid
Lagos
Whatsapp 08091902592

V4 engine is a big turn off for me. If a car isn't V6 I don't like to drive.
The price is not too decent I must say, with the state of its engine.

Etemma1:
This is a very clean 2006 model, Naija used Toyota Prado for sale. It is Dubai Spec.

Nothing to fix at the moment, papers are complete, V4 engine, buy and drive. Only the back bumper needs working on.

Price is N2.3m, just slightly negotiable after inspection.
Location is Ajah, Lekki, Lagos.

If you're interested, call or WhatsApp the number 08164788344 for inspection.

These are just photos, what about the technical specs?

Thank God I didn't waste my time reading every word of this madness.

A man should grow real balls to handle his own shit. The Nairalander community doesn't exist to indulge your insecurities.

BastardChild:
PLEASE PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE. TAKE YOUR TIME TO READ THROUGH AND ADVICE ME BEFORE I KILL SOMEBODY


Someone should please talk to me before I commit suicide because right now I'm in a state of unknown and don't know what to do. I had to create a new account to remain anonymous. The story might be long please follow through and advise me abeg.

For years now I've been having serious health challenge that scans and medical couldn't detect. I met my wife 4 years now and she is just the best in everything. I love her so dearly and she has been so helpful financially because my business isn't going well at all due to my absence for years now just up and down. I was attacked on my waist down to my leg, making me unable to walk for few minutes.

The first year we met, she became pregnant and she travelled to her state unknown to me and she had miscarriage there and since then we were looking unto God for another baby. We were both medically OK. I mean our fertility test but I remembered vividly that time, I had a dream where I was urinating and someone stood on it when I finished and when I woke up I didn't take the dream serious. I can't really say if na before or after but my wife became pregnant and I was so happy.

Fast forward to 8 months later, the resemblance of my baby and my neighbors baby was too much. That my neighbor is married with 2 kids (girls). His first daughter and my daughter resemblance is too much, that one day like this I said to my wife face that my daughter resemble that my neighbor daughter but I don't even have anything in mind at all. I wasn't suspecting My wife to do such because I trusted her so much.

Meanwhile, before I got married, I was told from two different sources that I had a child somewhere and up til now I've not set my eyes on the child or his mother. But from my findings I remembered one girl I had an affair with way back which am suspecting that she might be the one and till today I've not set my eyes in her and don't know her whereabouts and also due to my condition of being broke for years now I never bothered to look for them.

Now the issue is this, 3 days ago I travelled to somewhere to treat myself spiritually, church actually because I've tried medically for sometimes now and from there they started to tell me about my wife that she is a very powerful person that she knows that I had a child outside. That I should be careful and watchful blah blah blah. My real problem now is that I've been extremely broke for sometimes now So her shop rent expires few months back. We've been looking for a way to get the money and just yestidey I saw on WhatsApp, she sent account number of her colleague in her place of work yo a number saved as G. And the guy (my neighbor name started with G) they guy replied OK but I dony know how much was sent to her. My instinct immediately tells me thatbthye were have an affair for a long time and the child is his. The funniest part is that my wife and that my neighbor wife were close friends in the compound. I. Remembered one day that she was accusing my wife on dating her husband I defended my wife bluntly.
That man of God even told me he is now aware that I've known her secret of the child father as we were discussing it that she is scared and waiting for my reaction when I got home.

I came back yestiday, my wife were skeptical and uncomfortable at all and me because of my health challenges for years now couple with being broke All the time, I love my wife so very much I don't know how to deal with the situation. Carrying my child now am seeing my neighbor face because he is very fair and my baby is fair and am dark.
The kind anger that burn inside me towards that my neighbor no be here and before the idiot even do greet me. How do I handle him though they are relocating soon.

Should I confront my wife hot or cold? She is even still telling me about the shop rent that she hasn't got anything. I will just look at her and shake my head.

I'm not sure even sure If that my neighbor wife is aware because if she did war will brake out because she trusted my wife so much with the way they relate in the house.

Why am even scare more about myself is that ever since she gave birth, we've been having sex and she she never get pregnant. Do u have spiritual problem getting her pregnant?

HOW DO I HANDLE THIS PLEASE.

AND AM SORRY FOR ME LONG STORY AND BAD ENGLISH. JUST ADVICE ME.

THANK YOU

Hey dude. Just know that some Nairalanders are also in Germany. I am in Germany too. So if you are trying to play a fast one on Nigerian ladies, you better think again.
Plus, I'm not so far from Essen either.

Nigerian ladies have to be very careful, we have some black babes being treated worse than rag over here because some of these Germans know that African countries don't care a hoot about you. But then many of you are very greedy human beings and no matter what we say you will still willingly put your own neck inside bondage. I could bet a thousand euro that certain female nairalanders that I know would have already initiated contact with this predator.

If you taste a cunt and it is really sweet, then you're lucky indeed. Not sure Nigerian's is the sweetest for anyone to be specifically looking for a sweet cunt from Naija; except the person has an ulterior motive. There are Africans in Essen, this predatory Op could as well just approach one and seek to copulate... But Africans in Germany aren't likely to fall for his trick, so he needs to cajole a greedy simpleton from Nigeria.

Lustknabe:


In Essen.

I really love the jewelries on his two wrists. They fit him like kilode.

NwekeUG:


https://igberetvnews.com/1358079/enugu-court-remand-man-poured-hot-water-wifes-breasts-photos/

He indeed reported to the Navy authority but it was buried.

Officialgarri:
Even though soldiers are tasked to always obey without complain, I think the officer took the best option by making a public outcry.
If he had reported to a higher superior, the complaint would have still leaked to his direct boss and his punishment would double.

However, same cannot be applied to other cowards in military wears e.g one impersonator, Lance corporal Martin, —trained, decorated, and arrested by Sahara reporters all on their own.
Little wonder, no credible news source aired the news neither was their any public outcry after SR claimed he had been detained by the Nigerian Army.

Another example are those cowards sent to battle Boko Haram and then they begin to release clips that they had spent 2 weeks in the bush and people should come to their aid.
For Christ sake, what were you trained and armed for?

It will qualify as good news when the top military officers are sacked starting with Buratai. T'emi ye mi... It seems more like these men want the murderous attacks to go on forever.

One0Random0Girl:
I think this is good news. Maybe security would get better with this new development.

The UK should shut the hell up! They were the genesis of our problem, the South should NEVER have been merged with the North in the first place. We are too different to be one. Differences should be strength but not when those differences affect the very core of each region. A progressive South with huge Western influence versus a religiously conservative North with deep Arabic influence.

Nigeria is simply like merging Iran (Northern Nigeria) with the United Kingdom (Southern Nigeria) into a single geographical expression and try to qualify that contraption as a country. There is no way you are going to make it work in spite of the great potentials the resulting contraption may seem to have.

The UK is the root of the problem in the first place, so they should shut the hell up.

Quit.
It will not get better. You can take it as the truth. It will not get better with your job, instead you will grow more resentful and harm more Nigerians in the process. So, take the risk and quit.

For instance, you can focus on your side hussle and even float a private security company. Nigeria is ripe and overripe for such. If your private security company can manage to build a good reputation, even the sky will fail to be the beginning of your limit.

Ralpdee123:
Good morning Nlanders,

I have been considering quitting my police job to find something more productive & profitable to do with my life as a result of poor pay & lack of promotion.....

I was enlisted into the NPF since year 2009 at 21yrs, I was single then with big aspiration that someday I will move to the top echelon. While in the job, I struggled to send myself to school and bagged my first degree and through to masters level.

But one thing I have noticed is that there is no upward movement within the NPF unlike the other armed forces and some paramilitary agencies that have internal promotional policies of upgrading their personnel based on academic qualification and merit.

The first and only time this ever happened was five years ago when it was widely reported across all news platforms that the NPF was ready to promote graduates within the force to ASPs, exam was conducted, I passed and was selected to go to Abuja for final interview. It was a rough road for me as it was my first time at the FHQ, Abuja. But after like a week, the process was suspended indefinitely. That was the first time I heard the term MERIT LIST VS NATIONAL INTEREST LIST...the Senators and Reps etcs wanted to replace the list with their candidates and they disagree amongst themselves so the process was cancelled.

I must confess my family is getting larger now and the pay I get can't feed us not to talk of paying school fees. I had to double my hustle with side biz to meet up....

Even the Police academy now turn out graduates ASPs every year who are now superiors after just a few years. So what about us with requisite qualification and experience, don't we deserve to be promoted...?

It is on this note that I want to call it quit and move on...

So I need advice in this regard... Should I call it quit or still hold on a bit...cos I don tire......?

NB: For those of you that will be saying yenyenyen police likes twenty Naira.... I have never received bribe from anyone throughout my 11 years in the job. I am the kind of Police Officer that you would meet on duty and would love to be a police officer....

Please professionals in the house.... Flood my thread with your wealth of experience abeg....

.... Help me do the needed for a wider view....

The fear of Falana is the beginning of wisdom.
This is why one must be very careful believing anything from the media. Every news item is either plainly false or it is true with a high load of political ulterior motive behind.

She looks gorgeous for a 60 year old. But I will this dude to define what he means by companion.

Also post her CV... will be good to know if she can keep up.

linx123:
A Nigerian man identified as Adedapo took to his Twitter page to announce that he is searching for a rich companion for his mom who is in her 60s.



Sharing photos of his mother, the Twitter user, @ajibade_adedapo explained that he would prefer that the lucky man is a widower or a divorcee, who is also rich.



He wrote:’ I want a companion for my mom, she is in her 60s…if you have a dad that is a widower or divorced and rich…Reach out to me, we can be stepbrothers and sisters.’

See more photos of the woman...........https://janefblog.com/14306-2i-need-a-rich-companion-for-my-mom-nigerian-man-begs-photos/

You understand the frustration many of us feel day in day out. It is no longer funny having so many dense people congregate in one country and on SM. When I was a teenager I had used to nurse the idea (and hope) that education would indeed make some Nigerians sensible... Imagine my alarm when I later discovered that education merely equips them with the ability to better advertise and disseminate folly.

The first reflex most Nigerians have whenever they see anything they consider non-human (including petty thieves who steal bread or groundnut) is to kill and burn that creature in the name of God.... That's what happens when people don't even understand the religion they claim to practice, copiously mixing animism with Christianity/Islam.

TheGiftedOne:
To think that some of these low IQ Nigerians are on NL gives me goosebumps.

How did I come to find myself in the same space with kinda people ?

Mr WHO really??

CanadaOrBust:


It is hard to transmit in heat like in summer or in 9ja.
But they forget one thing:
THEY HAVE AC EVERYWHERE!!!!

Hmm

I'm literally weeping here. What is wrong with these men? Why do we have some many insane people in Nigeria?

You are not likely to live very long dude. You are walking a dangerous path. By all means phuck any phuckable single, divorced, widowed babe. Don't touch married women. Many husbands would willingly have your head just for sport and to regain their sense of masculinity. And you won't even know when you're hit.

That said. Money or no money, a woman that will cheat will cheat. For some it's simply in their DNA. And there are lots of poor married women with sense of dignity who would never phuck another man no matter how bad things are with their husbands.

FreeSpirited:
Nobody plans to be broke, sometimes life and circumstances unplanned just happen.
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But for married men, the experience is not an easy one to manage as regard to being the breadwinner of the family and gaining the trust and respect of your wife.
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Women generally respond better to a financially bouyant and responsible husband. When you struggle to meet up with family expenses, it's a matter of time before your wife reacts and start giving attitude. Some women are understanding and will help out, but a financially tight men easily stress an hardworking woman which can be overwhelming for her.
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When the money is not coming from the main source, she may develop distrust, anger and depression, which in turn affects sex life and energy level at home. Little issue quickly leads to quarell and malice to the point that the wife might feel underappreciated or unloved.

Over time, the persistence of such situation will make her more vulnerable to advances from guys out there who are doing well and promising her some fun and passion she's lacking at home. This is reality. And even virtuous women do fall at this point just to find happiness away from home stress.
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I've seen this countless time even as a bachelor and it makes me get scared of my future marriage.
Talking from experience I've dated married women who happen to be in this situation, many of them feel bad, but they need that spark and passion from their man, which they eventually get outside.
I'm keeping an open mind, even when I'll marry, I believe such thing can happen. Men should make money to cater for the family, otherwise have in mind your faithful wife may start fucking around when money is not there. It even get easier with social media where they get tonnes of attention from Hot men everyday. Even wives of rich husband do fall, let alone the one of broke men.
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As I write, a very homely, beautiful, gentle and innocent looking housewife is having same issue that I'm now her emotional support. It's only time before we start fvcking cos we are already building sexual tension and preparing to meet. That's just life, there's nothing can be done about reality. Though it's sad.

You better don't go and kill yourself. If you die on top that woman, the same man wey beat up fit dey bleep am later. Your wife messed up by going to the extent of engaging a man in a physical combat. That's why living in such a jungle of a compound is a No-no. Tell your wife not to be abusing and/or attacking people.

Call the police, it is not your job to die on top matter you know little about. Besides, you never tell us wetin your pikin do. You talk say landlord must approve the invitation of the police; a crime has been committed and your funny sef still dey think whether to call the police or not. So, if dem don kill una wife now, you go still wait for the landlord's permission to call the police?

Childrenish men everywhere who can't handle their own shit. I spit. Shior.

Sebastine1994:
I am a man and my work is supposed to be protecting my woman and territory, but something happened yesterday that will test my courage.

My wife was slapped by a male neighbor, they fought badly, and she was beaten badly. because of our child oh, the man said my boy insulted him and he corrected him. the next thing my wife was hauling abuses to him and a fight broke out.


The woman did not clean up until I returned and listened patiently to all her story, although people called me and gave me same version but I listened anyways.


According to societal norms, I was supposed to go out there and beat that guy. man to man abi? But I am confused, You can't invite police into our compound unless landlord approve. I confuse.


The truth is that man will beat me too but I don't want to be disgraced, if them disgrace me I will pack out, I am well connected with men of the underworld, who will do my bidding in return for a favor but I disassociated from these people long time

How do I handle this man now,to deter him? ..

seun. lalasticlala, mynd44

Bill or no bill, those lecturers and those fidi-gba-mark campus girls can't do without phucking the daylight out of one another. Yeye dey smell. Only if dem enforce this law...many lecturers go dey go jail like vacation. And many of Naija under[/b]graduate-oloshos go just stay [b]under, dem never go graduate.

Aprokodaughter:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/401609-just-in-senate-passes-anti-sexual-harassment-bill.html

On the average, men don't depend economically on women; so it can't be viewed legitimately as men entering a retirement plan.

SweetCunt97:
Same goes to men too but do we say marriage is a retirement plan for them? Some actually respect the institution hence the need to stick to one pipe.

Well you are probably right. But we often meet women who view marriage as some sort of retirement...from sexual generosity before marrying to focusing on one pipe henceforth.

SweetCunt97:
Perhaps, but not all ladies LovePeddler around to retire though.

100% true!
Spot on. That babe must have got it from a special revelation or something.

Adaibeku:
Sweetcunt97 is it true?

They are all thieves. Keyamo is just trying to cover his fetid behind. True transparency consists in making 100% online application. Then verifying the state of origin and local governments of each applicant. This is N-power job you are talking about, and any N-power applicant that is not internet-compliant has no business applying in the first place. If we insist that UTME, etc are all done online without minding who is and who is not able to use online application forms, then it is indeed very stupid for Keyamo to claim he is suddenly considering those who can't apply online for N-power job.
Bunch of thieves. They simply want to use the slots given lawmakers to reward APC.unts and to further exploit applicants for money, sex and vote. Let's face the fact.

AutosBay:


https://dailypost.ng/2020/07/06/774000-jobs-keyamo-gives-reasons-for-allocating-slots-to-politicians/

scammers.
The generation of scammers.
We have lost count of how many times even Boko Haram has surrendered.

agwom:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/troops-sustain-onslaught-many-bandits-surrender-in-katsina-zamfara-dhq.html

It appears these people are cursed. This chinco homo species. Must it be them again?