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Well I am in Europe.

WoundedLamb:
That was in Europe. I heard it is uncommon in Nigeria.

Had. A European, years ago during my graduate training. It's really not uncommon.

WoundedLamb:
You have a female flatmate?

Made out with my flatmate... It wasn't really just the alcohol though... I was fully conscious of what I was doing.

God bless you.

Those siding with corruption will always ask if the person being probed is the only one that stole.... How ridiculous that sounds. It is more like a criminal standing before the judge and asking if he is the only one that committed the crime....

We should start somewhere like you have said. Monkan mokan l'oye nkan... everyone will have his time/day of reckoning. Right now it just my be Tinubu's turn.

Basit46:
we should start from him

This babe too fine sha.

DatGirlasia:

20k is not enough to start any meaningful business. But there is a way you can use it to generate multiples of it and then start a business... Note that I am not encouraging you to handover your money to anyone.

Also note that, business idea generates money/capital and not the other way round. If you honestly don't have any idea what to do with the money, then hand it over to a trusted friend/family who is in business and who will agree to use it for business and give you a small token on it (the small token should be a little better than pro-rated inflation rate to make it make sense).

Undilutedme:
Hello guys

I have 20k currently and I don't want to spend it foolishly, I want to invest the 20k in something profitable. I know it's little but I know there are some businesses I can that can fetch me little income so when I get admission I can be helping myself. I'm a aspiring medical student and I wrote my jamb, awaiting post utme.

Please guys, I need suggestions, no matter how little. Thanks

Arindin... Alatenuje. Oniranu. Maybe for your papa house.

Tinubu ko, Tinu-pothole ni.

nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/tinubu-wont-step-down-for-any-apc-presidential-aspirant-in-2023-agoro/

I go try am with a superior of mine at the office next week... If I enter trouble I go come call you sha.

GuestLog:
Quick tip: Did you know that when you confidently stare at a lady's eyes(one at a time) & then her lips, eyes again and then lips in a gentle way could make her kiss you without asking for it?

Oshey! Baddest...
But masturbo no be crime now... Na relaxation and stress relief. For u e fit even be hobby.

HammedOlanaija:
I masturbate at least 20 days in a month without getting caught

Are you people mad?
Just last night I booked a flight to Nigeria, and now you're not sure about international flight resumption again... Are you Ok? Better no push am beyond my departure, otherwise I go bribe Sango olukoso oko oya and Ogun lakaye osin mole, olomi nle f'eje we, o la so nle fimonkimo bora, onile kangun kangun ona orun to visit you... Nonsense!


[quote author=etokhana post=93288208]Breaking: Regret to announce that the international flight resumption earlier scheduled to resume on 29th August has been shifted to 5th September 2020.
#PTF on COVID-19

#AviationNG

https://twitter.com/fmaviationng/status/1299026307972554754?s=19[/quote]

Rough play, I totally agree.
Once a lion, always a lion.

RandomAfrican1:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-53930125

Human beings are spectacularly capable of unimaginable levels of destruction.... The heart of man being desperately wicked. Desperately smart too.

Awesome! This is great news. Our victory.

You haven't ended this your oral masturbation because of Amotekun. I carry yansh throw you o, you dey last gan.

MelesZenawi:
Amotekun is dead and buried, nailed coffin.


So whatever is remaining of Amotekun should be dissolved or converted community policing....

And the time is now,

Some people will start saying they should use Mr in referring to him instead of Pastor now.

This must be the stupidest thing I have come across this year... You killed someone just because of N1,000,000 that all of you will split?

This is a very dumb way to reason. So, just because men like sampling p*ssycats it must be because they are homo.

This is what happens when you give a dumb person a microphone.

GreenAgain:
A few days ago, popular Nollywood actress, Halima Abubakar took to her social media account to send a cryptic message which set the platform agog as many of her friends and followers read meanings to the message.

The actress simply posted, “Don’t blame people who jump from one girl to another. Some times what they really want is another man. Don’t hurt yourself. Dust yourself and move on.”

In an exclusive chat with Punch, the Kogi state born actress shared her reason for the cryptic message. She revealed that about 40 per cent of married Nigerian men are on the “Down-low” (bi-sexual).


She said, “We have over 40 per cent of down-low (bi-sexual married men) in Nigeria, whether you want to believe it or not. Sadly, their families don’t even know. Instead of them putting their families through hurt, infect them with various diseases and end up killing their wives or themselves because they are scared to open up, I feel they should be truthful and realistic about their needs and put it first before anything.

“I know so many people who are married and they are bi-sexual. I’m saying this because it is the truth and those reacting are the guilty ones. T[b]ell me why a man will change girls at random? What exactly are they looking for if it is not a man?[/b] Nigerians don’t accept the truth because half of us are hypocrites. I Halima Abubakar am telling you that a lot of people are bi-sexual. They should save the lives of future generations by coming out, if they don’t want to come out, they should not get married.

She continued, “If they want just a child, they can afford surrogacy. You won’t believe some of these people have nine children, tell me what they want nine children for only to go and end up with a man. That’s destroying somebody’s life.

I’ve been hinting about it for a long time now so I just needed to say it like this.”

The mother of one debunked rumours that her statement was directed to her long time friend, Tonto Dikeh, as speculated by some blogs stating that such comments were stupid.

“Is she a man? The people that said that are very stupid. How can they even mention Tonto Dike? Please let them stop putting my name in things like that. She is somebody that I’ve known for over 15 years why will I just make a post about her when it is not a birthday or congratulatory post. Look, I do not make enemies in my life and she is one of the people that I will never in my life say something against anywhere. People know that I am vocal, if I have a problem with you, I will ask you or call you. I am that bold, so why should I indirectly insult a friend?” the thespian said.



https://punchng.com/40-of-married-nigerian-men-are-bi-sexual-halima-abubakar/

Good play by the Nigerian government.

I totally agree with you.

It shocks me when Nigerians who feel much worse inhuman treatment at the hands of the Nigerian Police force now come out here expressing their resentment at police brutality in the US. In Nigeria these same Nigerians are abundantly willing to be degraded and dehumanized by the police...

They see fellow Nigerians being harassed, being extorted, being killed by the Nigerian police and they simply block their ears, invert their gaze, move on, and keep quiet about it all and going on later to share testimony of how they were not the victim of police brutality...

Yet when it comes to happenings in US we all cry more than the bereaved. Bunch of hypocrites. Amebos.

dangermouse:
Not holding brief... Nigerian police is far worse. Far far worse.

Are you even serious about the easily aspect? Abeg dying too difficult, and too wasteful, living is easier... You fit kill yourself now and still go there go meet poverty in the great beyond. But at least here, you fit take tiny patient, plus hardwork mek am big.... Just picture yourself balling...dude.

JesusJesus:
I am tired of all my problems. Too many bills I cannot afford to pay. I am done

Rubbish things... Will this one rest in peace bayi? Dem fit dey ask am to demonstrate how e tek cross the downbelow from earth to reach the beyond


Gift Ifeanyi... She must be from Ondo state, Ondo Akoko.

Karma no dey biko.

fati2001:
yeah, remain the boy, well karma is a bitch.

I sabi two people wey graduate at age 28 and 29 from secondary school on this platform. Dem be slay queen so I no go do pim. Mek slaying dogs lie.

Silly people always happy with selective exploitation.

baliyubla:
Even as a strong critic of the dullard, will commend him on this, if it’s fully enforced. There was just no sense in expecting an Ikoyi boy to pay same tariffs with a Mushin boy.

Will further advise that luxury items should also be taxed heavily.

A culture/custom/tradition that denigrates the right of the people (females in this case), is that one not stupidity?

Some traditions are no more than an echo over time of past silliness and bigotry. Man/woman must never exist for the sake of the past.

Reminds one of Odimegwu Ojukwu and his presidential ambition in his latter years. Reminds one of Muhammadu Buhari and his late professed commitment to democracy.

KEVIND:
By Farooq Kperogi.



https://mobile.twitter.com/farooqkperogi/status/1298435659930243072

'Worth' for all practical purposes is determined by what your training and skill set will attract in other countries.

Perhaps you can ask also:

"How much are primary/secondary school teachers worth?" Is it the 30k-50k or so they are being paid? By the way many of them hold a bachelors degree.
"How much are university teachers worth?" Is it the 120k or so that PhD holders are being paid? By the way you get PhD after MSc which you get after first degrees including MBBS.
"How much are our lawyers worth?" Is it the 30k-50k many of them are being paid? By the way after a 5-year bachelors degree, they still have to undergo law school training which on the average costs betweek 300k to 500k.

Needless to say, the list is endless, and all these categories of people are paid infinitely much more than anything Nigeria is offering them.

frog12:
and how much are these DOCTORS worth?

If anyone wants to leave, let them leave.

Expand the primary care to include more allied healthcare professionals and ad hoc staff. Introduce certification courses (1-3 years) that individuals with natural and life science university/polytechnic education such as microbiology, zoology, botany, biochemistry, science laboratory technology etc can undertake to make them function in certain basic areas of health... Most of the health burden in the country concerns basic complaints and illnesses like malaria, minor skin infections, candidiasis and the likes... Nigeria should leverage on graduates with degrees in life sciences, train them to attend to these basic areas of care.. These specially certified individuals will not practice alone but will be affiliated with specially accredited pharmacies, nursing homes, medical laboratories etc that will function as special primary health care units... And as a rule disallow these basic conditions from being handled at the tertiary health facilities who will only attend to emergencies and referrals.

We have special situations in Nigeria and we should stop copying the rich countries in the way we do things. The fact is, Nigeria cannot afford to pay any one (doctors, etc) what they are worth. We all claim that we are rich as a country, I hate to burst your bubbles by telling you that even as a country we are miserably poor. Check our GDP/revenues, and compare the figures with what some mega corporations like Apple (not even countries now) make. We are phucking poor, and that's for a fact. And the only way to get out of that is for the Nigerian economy to become well-suited and conducive for private businesses. Paying professionals millions will not solve our problem, it will simply deepen the cycle of nonsense.

From the church of Jesus Christ to MY church/MY investment/MY sweet.... Yeye dey smell. Nigerian churches, see your life!

It is interesting however that when all these funny self-styled MoGs get to saner countries they behave and follow all laid down rules. And suddenly, the spiritual power they claim to possess that has been ineffectual in other countries will now be effective at destroying the perceived CAMA and 'enemies' of their business centers in Nigeria.

wale377:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WtpZ6o1K3M

Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele has
categorically stated that nobody can take over his church in the wake of the recently amended Companies and Allied Matters Act (CAMA).

In an exclusive interview with Legit tv, the fiery preacher noted that he built the church with his sweat and labor of many years, therefore, nobody can dictate to him how to run the affairs of his denomination.

The Founder of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church also condemned Christian Association leaders for allowing themselves to be used by the government to promulgate such.

Meet President Muhammadu Buhari the first president to be cloned in human history.

Some of you guys are just pathetic. What is your business with how a lady uses her tool? Should ladies also start crying and getting a fit when considering how many holes your pole has entered?

It is indeed funny that some put emphasis on the journeys a lady's tool has undertaken and not on social compatibility with her. The p*ssy, like the p*nis, is just a body organ. What you are marrying when you mean a man/woman is really the mind, the seat of all his/her character. Stop trying to control another person's body organ. When you're dead, another person will enter where you have been entering... It is not yours, so stop claiming it.

PIXSPEAKS:
chaii this life no just balance oo.
I hear some guys say that em babe had one relationship/boyfriend before am and in his mind,the body count is commendable.
My brothers,it doesn't matter oo.
Before now,I had a thought that if I don't get a virgin,I might settle for a girl with less body count but this my neighbor has changed my mind.
My neighbors girl came around March from univ, a girl of 22 at most before the lockdown.
From march till date, she has been around
(of course,thats not the problem).
the problem is from that date till now, a day hardly pass without a round of loud sex.
I live in a 2 room self con apartment and same with my neighbor in the compound(only us)
While trying to work with my system in the evening,babe go dey shout.(Oga has big #200 cucumber size gbola) Night,the same..

One thought keeps running through my mind, who will inherit this girl later?
they will say sheepishly'My babe had one ex, do u know how many time the pussy was bleeped recklessly'
A girl that will not say no to at least a day off, can she be trusted to stay while you travel?

So I would advice girls, keep your milage low for you future hubby..
Chaii each time I sees this babe,I feel like vomiting..its too much.

They have started for night shift now.. So annoying..

Since you guys know his MO, it becomes possible to get him if the community members work together instead of running away from your homestead.