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Now when you're looking for a perfect a example of thinking-in-the-nonsense and writing-in-the-thing-that-did-not-make-sense, we've found it in our Whiteangel1234 whose political permutation is worse than primary 2 quantitative analysis.

Whiteangel1234:
Its a long shot but anything is possible with the recent marriage of an Igbo Born christian Anambra man to a Core Moslem Fulani Daughter of one of the top cabal in Buhari Government .

What if MC Tagwire is the last card of the cabals incase the push of Igbo Presidency become too strong in 2023 they will likely prefer to support MC Tagwire their in-law.

Definitely the North Will trust him and he is also close to the Ruling APC Cabal

he is more Hausa Fulani than Igbo and now igbos cannot deny he is not our pikin we have no option than to support him and the Cabal will keep the presidency without fear of the Igbo man

This marriage maybe political dont be surprise in 2023 you will hear MC Tagwire have purchase APC Nomination Form for the primary and he will win

Your take

Why did you get a woman pregnant and have two children when you can't even feed yourself? If you're not financially stable you're not permitted to fvck a woman (or man if you're a woman). Gerroutofhia!

Enter bush go and farm instead of embarrassing your ancestors here.... Even then you're probably just another 21st century Nigerian scammer called cyberbeggar.

haaaaaaaaa:
Oh

I really get amused whenever I see a beautiful nonsense.
Good entertainment stuff.

sarrki:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/allow-buhari-governors-for-third-term-apc-member-tells-nass-attorney-general.html

Kindly tell the man that e ma.d.d!

We should stop adducing useless justifications for rape. Collecting money, or dressing in certain ways, or visiting you, or sleeping in the same bed with you, or even getting naked in the same room as you IS NO JUSTIFICATION for rape. Tell that man that. If he doesn't listen, take him to the nearest psychiatric hospitals. People with his mindset are dangerous to the society and should not roam free in the company of men.

Rape has zero justification. ZERO!

Riddle:
What is it that Biafra and Bianca have common?

maupe:
https://www.femifanikayode.org/ladies/

Please ignore all the talk sense into her kind of advice people have been giving you. Trust me, most of those giving you that advice do the same thing, even more.

I think it's you Op, who first needs sex education for even thinking there might be something wrong with your sister for being curious about sex. What your sister is going through is normal. Let me spell that in capital case... NORMAL. Human beings are first of all mammals and sex happens to be one of the very important part of our lives. Unfortunately Op, many of us like you were raised under an extremely toxic culture and society where sexuality is totally repressed. Please be better than your parents. Provide an avenue for open discussion about sex. And yes that includes discussing pornography, opposite sex, same sex, your body organs, masturbation, orgasm, FGM and so on.

Before you try to judge your sister as wrong, or even to accost her, I will suggest that you first get a healthy sex education. Not the one your pastors or imams or abores can give you. But sexual education from developmental biology/psychology point of view. By the time you're done with this kind of education, you might just discover that it's not your sister that something is wrong with, but you.

Kindly don't label her as being addicted. It will help if you look up the meaning of addiction.

Crystalom3:
Hello Everyone

I have a little problem and it's really killing me.

As almost is a custom in our house, you don't get a phone until you're out of secondary school.

Lately, my little sister has been begging me for my phone to use. Sometimes for Facebook, sometimes for assignments or just browsing and stuffs.

But the problem is, she's always searching for porn. She's 17 now. I don't know if it's out of curiosity or if she's addicted to it.

Everytime I get my phone from her and I check the browser history, I'll see Google search for 'porn' 'pornography' and then website clicks.

She also searches for lesbian porns with many click through.

I don't know if she's just curious or if I should be concerned. I've stopped giving her my phone even though she do ask for it sometimes.

I've thought about talking to her but I really don't know where to start or how. We lost both of our parents already and are staying with my uncle and his wife and I don't really want to talk to the wife about this.

Please any advice?

The very reason married men should get sidechics.
This world is already insane. How can I marry a babe only for her to be telling me that she is not in the mood? Abeg, this life is short and simple. Get one or two sidechics outside, then stop disturbing your wife for sex. When she is in the mood give it to her, and when she is not in the mood you don't even need to ask her because you're getting served front back right and center by different babes.

I am increasingly thinking it is better to get a baby mama one can put on monthly stipend instead of getting married. Some ladies simply want to eat their cake and have it. Imagine getting married to a man only for you to start hoarding sex saying you're not in the mood. Masculine t.h.und.er fire you there! If you know as a lady that you don't have appetite or desire for sex why not stay single biko, instead of causing troubles for yourself. Especially the no-sex-before marriage gang. You will keep a man in anticipation of having a good sex life with you only for you to get married and change you mind that you're not in the mood. That is dishonesty and a perfect reason for divorce. Even if you get 1 million children for me I go divorce your ass. Except of course you're cool with me having sidechics. No woman should try to gag the husband's sexual appetite. If you can meet his needs pak'n'go.

supremenews:
Marital rape exists, I have experienced it- Victoria Inyama counters Anita Joseph (video)

Nollywood actress, Victoria Inyama, has countered the opinion of her colleague, Anita Joseph, who over the weekend faulted statement made by some married women that their husbands raped them when they weren't in the mood for sex.

Anita in a video made with her husband argued that a woman cannot claim her husband raped her if he had sex with her when she wasn't in the mood. She opined that the body of a woman is the food of her husband and should be made available whenever he needs to feed on it.

Reacting to Anita's video, Victoria said there indeed is a thing called Marital rape and that many married women have experienced and are still experiencing it. She said sex even in marriage should be with consent. She argued that forcefully having sex with a spouse is another act of domestic violence.

She said she has experienced marital rape and that it leaves so many women damaged.

Can a husband rape? Yes a husband can rape his spouse. It depends. Let me define it. Marital rape or spousal rape is the act of sexual intercourse with ones spouse without the spouse's consent. The lack of consent is essential here because it does not need to involve physical violence. Marital rape is a form of domestic violence and sexual abuse.

Husbands can rape wife. I do not know about wife raping a husband. The most important thing is consent is needed. A lot of women constantly raped in their marriage. They are so ashamed to even talk about it. I have experienced it and I am learning about it. The trauma and the damage it causes is beyond your understanding'' she said


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-M6n6t_a4



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBbLFb0AYyM/?igshid=11mxt0zzhj0km

People can lie... Shoooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I think Nigerian men are as much to blame as the entitled Nigerian ladies. Let's be sincere, many Nigerian men can offer nothing more than money to their girls. In fact, it is a common trend that Nigerian men try to get money so as to get girls. So, they come at ladies hoping to sweep them off their feet with money.

Wrong!

You do not need money to sleep with ladies, except your game ends at a prostitutes shop. Relationship is NOT about money. Relationship is NOT about sex. Even though it MAY involve both money and sex. Men should not never allow their ladies use money as the condition for sex. Sex is something both of you enjoy; it is not a product purchased with money (of course your so-called girlfriend, fiance, wife is an undeclared olosho).

For me it doesn't matter how rich or poor a lady is, the first moment you show me that I am no more than an ATM to you, that's the end of whatever relationship we might have. That kind of babe doesn't deserve me, and I definitely don't deserve such person either. This doesn't mean that there should be no give and take, but making a partner your ATM and making that a condition for your relationship is simply sick. Many Nigerian girls do this but that's also because many of our men have imbibed that twisted way of thinking where they measure their masculinity on their ability to waste money on a babe that has no familial or legal tie to them.

Many of the ladies attacking the Op that he is not man enough having nothing going on in their lives. Many of them literally depend on handouts from men and that's why they feel so hurt by the the Op's decision.
But then, the Op and his girlfriend are probably the most childish human beings I have ever read about. I am curious to know if they are above 14 years old. Because a relationship that's deserving of that name can NOT be broken just because of money.

Thanks!

SeverusSnape:
This is wonderful! Thanks

Fear lawyers o.
Who no go fear them during cross examination. They will go on about it until you confess to committing a crime you never committed.

X0012:
"I never rape for that side before"

Thanks bros!

I was meant to study to become a writer, unfortunately the reality of poverty and the promise of its continued reign in our family made my parents force all of us to study science/professional courses.

Thanks bros.

Impostor:
Wow this guy is good. You got some useful talent that Bollywood could use. Or consider writing for magazines.



Lol na wa o which one is Brostitutes again. Don't pretend these things don't happen all the time. Now I don't do such, I am a lot wiser and different now

That shows even UNILAG people are very confused.

Please don't mind me.

Anambralstson:
And you dont know Confucius institution is in UNILAG

Why won't these particular Igbos be confused now. Tell me.
Confused people start confusius institution in Nigeria...gradually becoming enslaved.

Anambralstson:
Chinese are everywhere in Anambra, our people gradual embracing their culture.

China Confucius institution Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka

You're welcome bro. I'm glad to be of help.

daddytime:
Thanks for showing the world how you tell your ebi "good morning" on a daily.

Op, you're a smart son of Naija.
Abeg next time you touch a babe and she dey cry like that, no dey think say na cry of joy o. Run. Run for your life. If she turn around come claim say you rape her na im word against urs e go be o.

Na like this e for go down bro...


Prosecution counsel: Why did you rape my client?
Impostor: Walahi ta lai, I no rape Sindi! (licks finger points it heaven-ward). In fact, na she call me dat day come tell me say she dey lonely.

Prosecution counsel: But you checked in at Raper's Logde hotel 24th Bourdillon Street on the fateful day... My Lord, I am presenting exhibit 12, the receipt the accused got for checking in at Raper's Lodge hotel.
Sitting judge: Prosecution counsel approach the bench...(receives exhibit 12)... You may continue your questioning.

Prosecution counsel: So Mr Impostor, did you or did you not lodge at the said hotel on the said day just within few hours of meeting the victim?
Impostor: Ah, god see my heart o, say I no rape am... I no be rapist...
Prosecution counsel: Please answer the question, yes or no?
Impostor: No... I mean yes.

Prosecution counsel: Did you know that in the last two years a total of the 1,204 rape and sexual assault cases recorded for the state, 1,015 of those cases took place at Raper's Lodge hotel?
Impostor: Ah, I don die! I never rape for that side before...
Defense counsel: rushing to his feet. Objection! Objection!! The prosecution should stop his leading line of questioning...
Sitting judge: Sustained. Looks sternly at the prosecution counsel.
Defense counsel: May it please your Lordship to strike out my client's response to that question.

Prosecution counsel: Sorry your lordship. Let me rephrase (facing Mr Impostor). In a Facebook post credited to you on the 12th of July 2019, you posted and I quote. "Raper's Lodge is da bomb. Perfect acoustics. The rooms dingy, the gals dizzy, your dearest impostor cruising between wetness and power. That's how we roll bi.t.ch. Y'all want it or not, y'all gonna get the best of yours dearest. Their father! Mic down! I'm out!". End of quote.

Impostor: Ah mogbe mogbe... That one no mean anything. Na joke I dey joke bros! Looks at his defense counsel, Which kain question this enemy of progress come dey ask me biko. Abeg help me answer am... I swear... on my mama's name, I swear I no rape am. In fact when im start to dey cry I come dey worry small. I ask waiting dey, she talk mek I continue, na tears of joy and appreciation. Na so I continue...

Prosecution counsel: Let it be on record that the accused just voluntarily confessed and under no duress whatsoever that his victim was under much pain and discomfort and was crying when the accused was forcefully having sexual relations with her.
Defense counsel: Your lordship... I need five minutes time out with my client.
Sitting judge: We don't have time for all this. Your client is entirely in control of his faculty, and I see no reason to disrupt the cross examination. Waves at the prosecution, You may continue.

Prosecution counsel: Thank you my Lord. Mr Impostor, while raping...
Defense counsel: Objection...!

Prosecution counsel: I'll rephrase... While having penetrative sex with her, my client was crying... Yes or No.

Impostor: Ah...my enemies don catch me... just when I come hook one job...after all the suffering of joblessness...for six years! Satan biko, why now now... Ah.! My enemies strong o! I gree. I no argue again... I tell you say na my first salary I take carry that babe out...

Defense counsel turned down his head in dejection and helplessness as clusters of laughter erupted from the court. The judge banged the gavel and bellowed Silence! A faint almost imperceptible smile creased even the sitting judge's face. The Prosecution counsel knew he had him exactly where he wanted him. The stu.pi.d guy. Consent should be rocket science after all. One day for the thief, today is for justice.

Prosecution counsel: Please yes or no. The accused should stop deflecting. Yes or No!
Impostor: Yes o yes o! She dey cry. But not much... she dey cry o..

Prosecution counsel: Thank you Mr Impostor. I like your honesty. I want the court to note the cooperative demeanor of the accused.
Defense counsel: Objection!
Sitting judge: A little irritated. What is this objection for this time?
Defense counsel: The prosecution should stop patronizing my client.
The judge was momentarily lost on how to rule, but she wouldn't hide her disgust. She simply waved the Prosecution counsel to continue.
Defense counsel: Your lordship should kindly rule on my ....
Sitting judge: Overruled. Prosecution counsel can continue.

Prosecution counsel: So, Mr Impostor, how would you say a woman you're having s*x with that was crying had given her consent...or you just felt consent was not important for s*x?
Impostor: Noo. Noo.
Prosecution counsel: You mean, consent is not important for sex, or that it doesn't matter that my client was crying and begging you not to do it?
Impostor: No! Absolutely no! The accused looked at the despair on his counsel's face. Impostor started panicking again and addressed his monologue to his lawyer. Walahi talahi I no understand this man's questions. I no understand am shikinin. You tell me say if I no understand the questions I should just answer no... I am in trouble o.

Impostor:
I have received salvation. I'm a born again now, jokes apart.

Pray for understanding when you read instead of embarrassing your ebi upandan. That's if you read at all.

daddytime:
The unexpained balance come be the.charges for debt recovery abi?

This is exactly the kind of reaction we all need to be confronting rapists and sexual molesters with. All of us.
That dude has deleted his self-confessed statement of raping someone.

I think it is high time Nairaland started taking up such brazen boasting about rape and sexual crime on this forum. Rapists should never feel so confident to make public declaration of their hideous crime.

GuestLog:
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yes

Islie:
..denies calling for reduction of civil servants’ salaries



https://thenationonlineng.net/covid-19-ndume-calls-for-part-time-national-assembly-to-save-cost/

Oya come and cheat with us.

Riele:
I happened to come across one davido thread where chioma was unbothered about davido's unfaithfulness .

My problem is not about the post but some mo.fons saying chioma should not feel entitled . Like wtf ? . You're engaged to a man and he's still cheating ? and You shouldn't feel entitled ?

No one in that post criticized davido instead they diverted their hatred to chioma .

Had it been it was chioma who was rumored to be pregnant for another man while being engaged , internet would have been on fire .

All these Useless Men don't deserve commitment . Please , if you have a chance , CHEAT ON THEM

Baddhest clapback from the football club.

However, what troubles me is that, why should African footballers be so good individually and yet the continent and its countries can not boast of decent football clubs? Not good enough. Let's look at this.

WriterNig:
Mainz 05 have released an official statement to express their pleasure after a fan cancelled his membership with the club, after he made racist statements.

In a notice shared with the Bundesliga side, the aforementioned individual accused his club for using an excessive number of black players.

Read the former member's notice published on the club's official website.

"For several months now I have been unable to identify myself with this club (professional football),"

"I've since gotten the impression that I'm at the Africa Cup, instead of the German Bundesliga.

"I know what's coming, but no - I'm not racist in any way. I resent that. But, too much is enough.

"But when the starting line-up for the past weeks has featured nine (!!!) Black players and German talents are being given fewer and fewer chances of their own, then this is no longer the club that has been near and dear to my heart over all these years."


Mainz 05 savagely replies fan: " Not every cancelled membership is a cause for concern, sometimes we're relieved."

The club described the argument as unacceptable and noted that, although they normally try to convince members against cancelling their memberships, in the current case they will not mourn his decision.

"All that matters to us, is that someone is human and that they share in our values," Mainz declared.

"Those are the kinds of people we welcome in our community.

"In light of this, we welcome your cancellation as the reasons you've given clearly prove that you do not share those values that our club is based on."

https://www.goal.com/en/news/mainz-hit-back-at-racist-fan-who-cancelled-membership-because-of-/d970ragd1boc1w67vzsimdcad

Here goes our "innocent" Nigerian girls who are ready to castigate all men as rapists. You see your life, Nigerian ladies? The only reason we have not been having so much news about y'all is simply because y'all have never been subjected to policing attention. The more attention is focused on our women the more we will eventually discover that Nigerian women are probably the worse rapists and sexual predators!

We should not allow the present knee-jerk reaction to the heinous rape cases cloud our judgement as a nation in instituting laws. Most laws that are being instituted are gender-specific, mostly directed at the male gender. An example is the idea of cutting the rapist/defiler's di.ck. Let's even entertain that for a minute, and assume it is passed into law. What then happens when we catch female rapist/defiler, what are you going to cut away from her body parts?

Any evil men are capable of, women are probable of much more, and so our nation should evolve laws robust enough to punish offenders in a gender nonspecific way.

ijustdey:
2 Lagos housemaids defile employer’s daughters with fingers, sticks



https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/06/10/2-lagos-housemaids-defile-employers-daughters-with-fingers-sticks/

I sincerely hope more people like you will speak up. The voice of reason seems to have been permanently injured and submerged by the noisome deluge from our SM begging hordes of Nigerian youth.

Felixamos:
*modified*

If you try to enlighten some youths, they would call you broke(even when you're clearly more financially balanced than they are).

I don't really care about these "unknown source of wealth guys" and their expensive flauntings. What I do care about is how our youths have taken them as role models and adorned them the figure of an idol in their lives.. Just go on Instagram and see how our youths pollute his page with begging messages. No wonder buhari as clueless as he's clearly proven to be, can come out and say our youths are lazy.. Some of our youths have shunned integrity and knowledge and embraced the idea of a "fairytale rich gate" they hope to stumble upon while doing nothing or should I say(phishing)..

If this is true that hushpuppi has been arrested, he should be investigated and if he's found innocent, he should be freed and allowed to go home but if not, he should pay for his crimes.. It's as simple as that..

Walahi! Nairaland is the best treatment for depression. There are so many unsung comedians on this platform.

For those going through psychological and depressive cases, I recommend and approve Nairaland.
Expert advice given pro bono!.

Davash222:
Justice for all rape victims!

The born-to-rule clan (clowns?). They are going to start blaming GEJ soon, and PDP for the insecurity.

abdulskulboy:
Earlier today, angry youths in Yan Tumaki town, Danmusa local government area of Katsina State stage a peaceful protest band burn down president Muhammadu Buhari and Gov. Bello Masari's billboard due to growing insecurity concern in the state.



https://www.thecable.ng/angry-protesters-burn-buharis-billboard-in-katsina/amp

Watch the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wHKeA6UMYc

Tell them!

MrFourSHIRTS:
OBJ the gaint slayer of tyrants who were/are father's of children of hate and perdition

Great Nigerian soldier

No to poor toxic-feminist driven reportage against men and fatherhood.

It is a lie until they single out those cases. This sounds more like a toxic-feminist attempt at discrediting fatherhood. It is almost like trying to pass a message across that fathers shouldn't be allowed access to their own daughters.

That is the message these people are trying to pass across... But on that basis also, I wonder if women should be allowed to take care of their sons, especially with many mothers so fond of bathing naked with their sons. If we must discuss these things let us approach it from a balanced point of view. The video of a woman sucking a baby's d.i.ck recently was decried by men, and most men didn't start saying mothers are now violators. But when it comes to sick men being caught violating their daughters, then the agenda-pushers immediately start their equivocal reportage to whitelist all other men. If any man/woman is a molester and rapist, let him/her be handled promptly and severely (from life to death sentence, such persons are not fit to live in the society of men). Enough with the toxic undertone of sponsoring a campaign against all men.

And let's see, more men are being caught because the policing attention is 100% on men. All mothers that bath naked, touch or play with their sons' d.i.c.k and even do much worse than these will be coming to light the moment their's a balanced policing attention on both men and women.

I have female colleagues and friends; if we are having friendly conversation and they decide to touch me in any way ...in the chest, hang around my neck, hold me from the back or front, jokingly slap my behind, hold my chin, play with my facial hair, or seductively do other stuff to me... it is socially allowed. Even here in Europe! That's a fact. But if a man tries doing even 10% of these to a lady friend, he will start watching over his shoulders if some lun.a.tic will in the future find a way to interpret this as sexual assault. And don't come with the s.ill.y talk about consent, most times it is your words against his/hers. And why should the woman be constitutively believed by the society while a man is pre-judged every single time as a molester?

Case in point: see this news
https://www.tori.ng/news/134942/woman-who-impregnated-herself-with-sperm-from-bill.html

"Woman Who Impregnated Herself With Sperm From Billionaire's Used Condom Wins $2million Child Support Battle
A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.
Jane was 36 when she stole a used condom from a then 24-year-old tech millionaire’s hotel garbage can.
She inserted the semen inside her vagina and became pregnant with a baby boy who is now 4-years-old.
During the child support hearing, Jane confessed that she never slept with the young millionaire and that she impregnated herself with his sperm while she was cleaning his room.
“He left his bank statement on the nightstand in his hotel room and I saw it when I was cleaning, at the time I wanted a baby so bad and I thought it would be better if I had a baby with a rich man”
The paternity test where conducted and the young millionaire is the father. The court ordered him to pay the mother of the child $2 million for the 3 years of his son’s life he missed."

maimalari:
https://punchng.com/anambra-fathers-raped-daughters-more-during-lockdown/

That's okay then. It is perhaps no more than lightening effect making it seem somehow.

fragrant:
It is real. It was dark when we killed it just reflection from the car and camera light.

This looks fake. More like photoshop. The relief was poorly executed, and the illumination of the snake mass doesn't properly blend with that of the background.

Conclusion: Fake snake photo.

fragrant:
It was majestically crossing the road when we killed it. Thank God no one was harmed.

My elders, abi shey I lie?

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Honestly I have no answer for that. I always try to wait until I get the full picture before concluding. Who knows, the custom boss might just be privy to the whole thing. It is not impossible that he knew all that was going on between aunty and the lawyering fiance, and that he (custom boss) simply decided to collect aunty anyway from the lawyering poorer fiance (LPF). When aunty told the LPF to calculate and seek refund, who knows if it's the custom boss who instructed her to do just that.

This for me is the perfect reason I am never in support of spending a sum of money you are not willing to forgo on a lady you have not married. It is simply stupidity to do so. I am not saying a man shouldn't spend on his gf or fiance, but he should make sure it is an amount of money he will not be pained over should the babe seek greener pasture elsewhere. If na death carry the babe comot nko, wetin man go do? Or will he ask the grim ripper for a refund of his money?

But after a man has married his babe, I also totally support 100% financial transparency with the wife, and that goes both ways. Nothing like "his money our money, my money mine". I personally will not marry a lady that I cannot handover all my wealth to, or that cannot hand over to me all of hers. She should literally be in charge of all my finances... if I die today, who's better placed to continue catering for my family and expanding my businesses? If I cannot trust a woman with everything I have and she me with everything she has, then I shall never marry. Call me old school, but it doesn't make sense that I will live forever with a woman but will not be able to trust her with money. It is like trusting her with your life but not with your money. Makes no sense.

So bros, the custom boss may be more involved in this good entertainment than we know.

Healman:
Even if our brother gets reimbursed, what do you think would happen between aunty and custom boss?