₦airaland Forum

AlexBells:
Lol, what makes you think that US have more enemies than Nigeria, obviously Nigeria have more enemies than US, US have no indigenous terrorists, in the global scale US is just competing not really enemy to much people, if they have so much enemies their passport won't be so strong,

Nigeria have so many enemies,1. Biafra 2. Oduduwa 3. Arewa 3. Boko haram 5. Bandits 6. IPOB 7. Massob 8. OPC 7. Nnamdi Kanu 8. Sunday Igboho 9. Mohammed Buhari (Enemy in chief). 10. China 11. UK 12. USA 13. Russia etc.

Note any president who prioritise war against the citizens is an enemy and any country that supplies us weapons to kill ourselves is an enemy too same as the country that gives us loan knowing we don't need it becuase we have more than enough and any other country which can make an impact but watch as maade humanitarian disaster looms is an enemy too.

U r listing the different names which r the same as enemies of Nigeria.
Whats difference between igboho n oduduwa?
What is difference between ipob, biafra, esn, massob n mnk?
Ur reasoning is not different from garba shehu and an average fulani.
Go read about US...
US and cuba their closed neighbour r bitter enemies since when US tried overthrowing Fidel Castro.
US and almost all other countries of South America r bitter enemies.
Go to Middle East, they hate US with passion.
Nigeria is hated by Nigerians, US is enemies to most countries cos of their lordship attitude.

AlexBells:
You guys should stop this ignorant comparison born of out pure mischief, even the governor of New York will stand that way in Nigeria if he is not on official visit,

I wonder where you people pick your brains from. Yes things are bad in Nigeria but don't think the Governor of New York will stand that way in New York City he would eventually be booed,

So a Nigeria governor can't do that while in Nigeria unless the seemingly useless ones or the extraordinary ones, nothing wrong with what happened dear.

If common expatriate who may probably be prisoners on death row are being guarded by our security personnel, why should a governor in US even if he is on unofficial visit stand on a public train while in Nigeria?
Its like u r new to Nigeria or just being illusive...

AlexBells:
Impressive but it is the Youth leader, how does that really put the youth in the scheme of affairs, youth getting youth leader is just like apple growing apple fruits or girls being cheerleaders, this is not an improvement it is a norm, what we need is to head other aspects, you can't give me what I already have and call it achievement, when would a youth be party Chairman?.

U should have said when will youth be president n not party leader..
Party leadership is more compound than we see in Nigeria, party leadership should be responsive and shouldn't be for any being irrespective of where and what he is.
The president should be submissive to his party leader, so in this case party leader should not just be anybody but someone with impeccable charater.

OrdinaryNigeria:
Soooo saaaad
.

People who earn 6 figures couldn't buy gas.

I was shocked to see myself buying 2kg gas in my large cylinder. Something I usually buy without cutting a sweat.

It will never be well with whoever hoist Insensitive leaders on the masses. If I can feel the pain, I wonder wat common people pass tru.

Mind u, I earn over 200k, but I cant afford gas . Its a shame. One wil struggle to buy food and cant cook it.

Ur salary is paid as if they are doing you a favor. Such untold wickedness. Man inhumanity to fellow man.

And u wil see these so call leaders lavishing Money carelessly. If God/Allah is there, these people will suffer for the pain they cause ordinary citizens.

Except they changed immediately. Most likely, the president is not even aware because they are not feeding the right information

Which one is the president isnt aware because he isnt being fed with the right info
Wetin e mean?
Is the president that foolish or stupid that can't listen to news and assimilate it properly?
Must he wait for lai mohammed and garba shehu to tell him what is happening in Nigeria, abi them no dey subscribe the dstv wey dey aso villa...
I bought gas last week here in calabar at 750naira per kg. 5250 for 7kg at gas plant.
Its totally crazy...

ObaKlaz:
I tick all those boxes and more, but she's not worthy of my 'Akamu'

Besides, I no dey sell my 'fuel' inside jerrycan. I sell straight into 'the tank' .

Just say u be depot n not filling station.

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drO-gdG40XI



https://www.channelstv.com/2021/10/28/army-acquires-60-new-armoured-vehicles-from-china-to-tackle-banditry-terrorism/amp/

Who will patronise proforce?

Thought proforce also manufacture these equipments....

Nigeria and its leaders r something else

lloydtruth:
Once South East exits, that is when you'll realize that most people want to exit as well, just that they are too cowardly to speak up now.



It's unfortunate that some people still shout this South South things, what is south south, who are the south south, who needs south south in the new Nation, and between the so-called south south and south east who needs the other?

Somebody from cross river (south-south) has more relationship with someone in Ebonyi (south east) than he has with someone in Edo (south south)

Somebody from akwa ibom (south-south) has more relationship with someone in Abia (south east) than he has with someone in bayelsa (south south)

Somebody from egbema, rivers state (south-south) has more relationship with someone in egbema/ohaji in imo state (south east) than he has with someone in bonny in the same river state (south south)

Somebody from anioma, delta (south-south) has more relationship with someone in onitsha, anambra (south east) than he has with someone in warri, delta same state (south south)

Ishekiri/urhobo do not see eye to eye with an ijaw man.
Esan do not roll well with Benin in the same Edo state.

In the event that Nigeria breaks and the Igbos decide to go with South East alone, I am just wondering what would be the fate of the so called south south, except for akwa ibom and cross river that can easily form akwa cross Nation, I pity the rest of the so-called south south.

Akwa cross....
It can't happen.
There r more than 50 ethnic groups in cross river alone, akwaibom won't be able to align with these diverse tongues.
Akwaibom only share similarities with efiks, quas etc

BeeBeeOoh:


I've said this before and I'm saying it again.



Know these and peace shall not depart thy household

R u saying buhari is now a fusion of both accomodator and developer
Buhari is now a igneous being.

BeeBeeOoh:




BadGAI

Men.... I'm pless

BeeBeeOoh:


I wanted to have a pity on The North then I remembered that bandits and kidnappers are just businessmen and I shealth my sword.

North Loves Bandits And Vice Versa.

Banditry Is Not A Federal Offence In Nigeria - Lai Mohammed

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/459407-fg-replies-pdp-kidnapping-banditry-not-federal-offences.html


Buhari's government loves bandits, bandits loves Buhari's government. QED.

Eye yam cumming

Wait for us, lets cum tokedar

jmoore:
Yeah, someone from Venus. The way some of you believe fabricated tales.

I heard people have become millionaires already after downloading eNaira.

More nigerians will be pull out of poverty before this week is out.

Trimjos:
Let's talk about Bandits collecting tax in sokoto and the ones kidnapping students in Daura katsina. We will move to zamfara after that.

Niger state is calling please... Na urgent call, maje una pick up

kereman1:
Why are we even born when we only live to die.

Sometimes I wish I was void, at the state of Oblivion.

Can u teach me how to make vague statements?

pocohantas:
I was just trying to shop for some new brassieres and the vendor didn’t have my size. I was scrolling through when I stumbled on a fine red one. Sent it to her because I wanted it. She quickly reminded me it wasn’t my size. I found myself educating a bra seller on something that would help her business.

What
Am
I
Reading
Sef..

Africafooty:
I’m sure you are blind ….

I'm very sure u didnt study figure of speech in school..

Tetehjewels:
RIP to her. Perhaps if she had defected to APC she would have altered her time clock and would not have died. Who knows?

Abba kyari wouldn't have died if na like that...

louqas:
No big deal about the reviews.... ..Many apps have bugs and a new app having bugs is normal....updates will fix it.....many of those that dwnloaded it did so just so they can look for faults in other to condemn the app.

Is eNaira app the first and foremost banking app in the world?
For God sake, cbn contracted this app to foreigners instead of our local tech guys who could do a better job.
Billions was spent on this and after postponing the launch date 2wice, they r still hitches here and there.
If this was the first banking app in the world, we would havr understand, but we have so many banking apps and they still having issues programming and putting stuffs in place.
What was the essence of launching it when customers won't be able to use it until a new version is out?
I don't know the kind juju ApC is using on zombies.....

DefHQ:
Bandits operating in several parts of Sokoto State have imposed levies on the locals to pay before next Friday or risk attack, Daily Trust can authoritatively report.

A resident of the area revealed that locals are also barred from their farms by the bandits pending payment of the prescribed levies.

Daily Trust reliably gathered that some of the communities had settled the bandits while others were working hard to raise the money.

It was gathered that the bandits considered the population of each community in determining the amounts they would pay.


“Some are asked to pay N400,000, some N700,000 while some even pay less than that and is left for the community to decide how the money will be raised.

“In some communities, heads of households are asked to pay N12,000 each and young men that are not married pay N1,000 each,” another source said.

Findings revealed that Attalawa, Danmaliki, Adamawa, Dukkuma, Sardauna and Dangari villages were asked to pay N400,000 each.

However, residents of Kwatsal village billed N4million were said to have already paid N2million out of the money to the bandits.

“All the villages were given up to Friday to pay the money or risk attack. People are paying because they have no other option,” one of the sources added.

A member representing Sabon Birni North Constituency, Aminu Almustapha Gobir, who confirmed the development, said there had been no attack in Sabon Birni in recent times because the locals were complying with the directive of the bandits.

“The people prefer to pay and live in peace in their communities than to rely on security agencies or go on exile,” he said.

“We have different groups of bandits in the area,but if you pay a levy to this group how sure are you the other group will not attack you?”

“The same scenario unfolded in Gatawa and Tarah, which were attacked and several of their people abducted by different groups of bandits. Their relatives had to pay ransom to those different groups before their release.

“This is what will continue to happen, if one group places a levy on you and you pay, another group will come to either attack you or demand for levy again and you must pay them or face the consequences,” he said.

Several calls placed to the spokesman for the police in Sokoto, ASP Sanusi Abubakar, and the Commissioner for Security and Carriers Matters, Colonel Garba Moyi (retd), were not answered.

They also did not respond to text messages sent to them.
https://dailytrust.com/bandits-impose-levies-on-sokoto-communities-issue-ultimatum-for-payment

Next Levels.....
Buhari promise una, abeg make una chop this next level alone o..
We go manage the left over transformation we get here.

Or11:
You are not addicted my friend, you are just poor and it's the only food you can afford

Its obvious u r not the one feeding urself if not u for no talk this line.
Beans is 180 per cup(iron beans)
Aluka which is the smaller ones that takes time to cook is 150naira per cup.
Rice is 100naira per cup for local which is what the poor now eats.
U can't eat beans without combining it with other foods...
The cheapest which is rice now.
Cos garri cost, bread cost,custard cost considering sugar and milk.
So mister boy beans no be poor man food any longer.

Mickiebrownkie:
OLAJIDE ISIAKA LAWAL APPOINTED GENERAL MANAGER RADIO LAGOS /EKO FM
 
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10159383739246013&id=735776012

So what should we do with it?

magoo10:
Where did they say this man comes from

Ebonyi...
Whi knows whether he is a product of fulani rape..
Igbos don't have such mentality.

tempest01:
Great. You have 365 days. Fix Kogi state first. When you are done, you have my support.

Actually he meant heis going to put Nigeria in a fix deposit account in 365days...
Shebi u know Yaya bello and fixing r 5n6

How much is ONE eNaira?

Biglittlelois:
And they've all made it the wife's fault, same way it was with Annie, it is in naija I know that men never take sole responsibility or blame for their fvck up, nobody knew who your brother was if not for Maria, so how did the wife drag his name through the mud? Only in naija will a man get married, and if he prioritises his wife and kids above others, automatically means the wife is at fault and is using juju, and cases like this will never come from a female, it is always the younger brother or elder that will bring up lamentations and sob stories, same way it was with Annie, smh.

Aunty if u r married, who will ur responsibility lies outside ur husband, children?
Lemme paraphrase it well, after ur husband and kids, who ur money dey touch, no be ur sisters and parents,,,, but ur husband money u no want make e follow touch him siblings and parents but only u and ur people alone.
No be juju be dat?

Danjikanbauchi:
21million jobs and for six years we have never seen even half job.

Look well u will see...
How many bandits did zamfara govr said are in zamfara state?
50thousand....
Should i continue to count in other states, kaduna, kano, sokoto, kebbi, Niger, oyo, ondo...
Leave am the govt dey try...

TheRareGem1:
Many Nigerians don't know how government works, they admin already has her plan to achieve a target over the course of years, put everything on motion, eg created a new ministry that will see to empowerment etc, nesp designed to cushion the effect of covid19 thereby seeing to the affairs of Nigerians....there add up to the target to be achieved.

And u r part of the numerous nigerians that doesnt know how govt works.
If by creating ministry, govt is working then u need serious tutoring on govt 101.
We r clamouring for merging of ministries and parastatals so as to reduce govt expenditure, u r celebrating creation of ministries and saying govt is working.

Lubbeesh

sammybest889:
bros I no know ur stress ooo (u b man u fans)

I no b ole ooo abegeeee.....(no b me say make dem beat u 5- kodo)

and 4 ur information no b small flex I flex DAT yesterday (and nobody buy me anysh**t)

na just de fun about d game(especially wen u de with ur padi dem)

Bobo na joke i dey joke...
I be Gunner o, we get our own wahala

sammybest889:
BT wait omo man u fan una de surprise me una de expect 2 beat Liverpool b4

na so,2day we were arguing about this match 4 area b4 it kick
off....i was telling one of my man u friends, this afternoon
DAT just pray say u no go collect five for Liverpool hand
(bcus d wey salah de form dis season e fit score una hat trick
ur ororor no go even see 1 goals score)
na play I de play with am..... just dis kind mumu argument
BT believed u.. me........
Liverpool score 5
sallah score hat trick
cr7 no goal
now like dis...
area.... dem don change my name 2 prophet Sammy (4
sumtim wey I just foolishly say)
omo my head don de big dem dey plan 2 buy me 1 bottle 4
my mumu prophecy

Them dey placn to buy u 1bottle of beer or pepsi....
That's 3 to 5 persons are planning to buy u 1bottle of beer that is just 300naira?
Men.....
U need comot for that area abeg

MALIGNANTGuest:
Don't mind them.
NIGERIANS can be so funny.
Which one be MR. SPELL..
This is someone who wanted to triumph on the bedrock of caricature.
He needs more of Cognitive therapy and Social services rather than those Social medial gimmicks of becoming an Influencer through misquotations and hazardous misspellings.

How I wish BUHARI can shut down the Internet across Nigeria for 6months.
We truly need our brains back.

U can start by shutting ur phone for 6months and save urself so many misgivings and negative vibes trending on social media.

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

They r some apps that are embedded in a phone, custom Apps, they r some u download, nobody download it for u, na u see amnfor google play store, download am.
Abeg this man na custom app or na u download am by ur self?

Kyase:
Which one be bmc

Boys must chop