₦airaland Forum

Saffi:
This is what they say when they have been defeated and have accepted the truth. Please go and sit down ahbeg you are silly. Chioma Davidos girl is 24. Adesua Etomi and bam bam etc are 30 plus. Please tell me if they look around the same age or not? You are guys are so delusional, please try to have sense. You don’t turn into looking like an ancient grandma the minute you turn 30. Have sense pleaseeeee

Saffi:
Well no high class confident sensible desirable woman in her 20s will become a babymum to a man who doesn’t even have money. I need you to stop being delusional. Your baby mum is not extremely desirable and she never has been. Stop feeling yourself for no reason. Your tricks can only work on below than average women.

Saffi:
But they’re hundreds of weddings going on every Saturday? Umm okay then.

Saffi:
No beautiful young girl with many options, is going to chase you. Especially if you don’t have money, or some kind of noticeable status in society. You will be forgotten as they're richer and more reasonable guys willing to get her. please stop being delusional. This method can only work on ugly women who are unwanted anyways and will do anything to have the bare minimum of attention from any guy, or women with extremely low self esteem. Wake up from your dreams please.

It can only work if you have moneeyyyy, and most of you don’t have it. Sorryyyy lol

bellooyin:
If you are above 25yrs don't bother to apply, except you know someone that will help you

Hybridz:
What department best suits a graduate of biochemistry pls?

takenadoh:
This Info from Marvel I think is somehow not so correct,
Some pple that got the job said they took over 400 persons this time, that is ofcos minus the OND guys, so if we shld go by that figure, we are left with less than 160 persons, maybe give or take 170 assuming 10 pple didnt resume, that is if there will be a second batch.

Pple shld worry about getting in, rather than promotion, once we are in, things will take it place. Lets be hopeful. Thats all

EvilMetahuman:
you cant even quote right.
it would be a waste of my precious time to engage you.

EvilMetahuman:
lmao local champions indeed. im sure you laughed after posting this crap.

-jagabans minion is your minister of information
-jagabans minion is your minister of work.
-jagabans minion is your minister of housing.
-jagabans minion is your minister of power.
-jagabans minion is the freaking vice president.

should i continue?
You are a child. Every state in Nigeria is entitled to a ministerial position constitutionally.
You don't need any jagaban to become one.
Do not forget that Ogun state does not have a serving minister even with a jagaban.


he can decide to instruct his minions not to do jack in your state and nothing will happen.

even if pdp wins again and run delta state to the ground like they have been doing for the past 20 years, would that stop jagaban from determining what goes on in delta at the federal level?

EvilMetahuman:
lmao local champions indeed. im sure you laughed after posting this crap.

-jagabans minion is your minister of information
-jagabans minion is your minister of work.
-jagabans minion is your minister of housing.
-jagabans minion is your minister of power.
-jagabans minion is the freaking vice president.

should i continue?
You are a child. Every state in Nigeria is entitled to a ministerial position constitutionally.
You don't need any jagaban to become one.
Do not forget that Ogun state does not have a serving minister even with a jagaban.


he can decide to instruct his minions not to do jack in your state and nothing will happen.

even if pdp wins again and run delta state to the ground like they have been doing for the past 20 years, would that stop jagaban from determining what goes on in delta at the federal level?

EvilMetahuman:
nigeria is already jagaban's empire. deal with it.

BrockSamson:
The King of Isreal was a position originally meant for God and it was God’s and His alone to appoint and give as he deemed fit. hence David’s inaction.

When Jacob stole Esau’s blessing from their father, what did their father say was the solution?

“....But it shall come about when you become restless, That you will break his yoke from your neck”

And don’t forget that same God put in place the law “whatever a man sow he shall reap” still said “Do not steal”. Meaning the man’s harvest can be stolen

BrockSamson:
Very wrong sir

What Almighty God has destined for you, if you make no effort to take what is yours. You sit down, cross your arms and legs then you would definitely see how it would be kidnapped before your very eyes

Printerscanner:
So you have accepted that Atikuloot has lost his home region NE to Buhari, what a pity! Now, you think NC win fot Atikuloot will cancel NE votes of Buhari. Wake up from sleep. Buhari already won Kwara which is patt of NC. Buhari has won Kogi too which is NC. Buhari is winning Niger. Atikuloot can have Benue, Plateau and Nassarawa. That makes it 50/50 in NC. So, how will Atikuloot neutralize his lost in NE? Better start preparing your mind. Atikuloot stands no chance against Buhari.

nameo:
This is southern Kaduna where he will get block votes.

Central and Northern Kaduna is a whole ball game entirely. Buhari will likely win there. Atiku just needs to reduce the margin substantially

Levant:
It was because obasanjo is a Christian against buhari, who is Muslim.

It was a presidential election and not a vice presidential election. And they know too well that the VP post is very ceremonial for as long as the president is active.

Levant:
It was because obasanjo is a Christian against buhari, who is Muslim.

It was a presidential election and not a vice presidential election. And they know too well that the VP post is very ceremonial for as long as the president is active.

admeenat:
Said baba

Queseda:
As in ehn, you guys don't know how the mind of an average SE'ner works, you can't just satisfy them. If Atiku lose the SW the way GEJ did, they will abuse the hell out of you guys that you sold out the rest of the South as if you had an MOU with them. If it turns the other way and Atiku wins the SW, they will still mock you and say you sabotaged Buhari's re-election because you are 'traitors' or tell you how the Igbos dominate every state in the West and their votes made Atiku win in the SW

Philistine:
PDP will deal with SW if they win the presidential election, their 2015 defeat is still very much in their minds.So, it is all about regional interest. Once again I say Yorubas are naive

Marvel68:
Yes!

Marvel68:
Next Week!
Everything will be finalised today.
Take it from me, some merit applicants will be called.
Cheerz

Admin401:
Your IQ is definately below 50 if you don't understand the meaning of the word 'value'. Granted, he failed to keep his promise, but making the value of Naira means the purchasing power, not $1 to 1NGN

itsmeurLady:
Before i begin the Gist, lemme start by saying "Happy New Year to All NLanders! Wishing You All a Fruitfull and Productive 2019!"

I have joined Nl for quite a while now but i started taking it seriously when i got out of the Uni. Nl encouraged me through some posts to be serious and active with my LinkedIn account. From here, i got a special somebori @intelligentdude (not boyfriend ooo) that helped me profesionally create a CV for my jobhunting experience. Yes, Your Cv and cover letter goes a long way too. I never for once got rejected anywhere i submitted my CV + Cover letter but that's by the way. I Was active on the job/vacancies section here on NL and applied for jobs (excluding bank jobs tho). I also got past questions from here as well, some i bought, some i didn't buy . So i applied to a Graduate Trainee Job in an Oil firm as a Customer Relations Officer and after so much waiting,coupled with the Grace and Favour from God, i finally Got the job and i came here to say Thank You to NL and all the amazing people who continually post jobs on these platform, i am really greatful and also to the owner of NairaLand of course. May the Almighty God continually bless and increase all of you for impacting people's lives daily. Thank You Very Much! I also met a wonderful friend here on Nl, he has been a blessing to me as well. In other words, Nairaland is not totally useless like many think, it is what u make of it at the end of the day, Stay Focused and Positive!

You might be wondering why i am writing this and talking plenty but that's because you don't know how it feels to be jobless and you dont know what it means to be favoured out of many. Just like the story of the 10 lepers, i have come to say Thank You to this FORUM! For those who are still hoping to get employed someday, just hold on, you will share your testimony too. Continue applying and make sure you are doing it right, God's Grace will see you through some day. Dont Give Up, God is not done yet! it wasn't easy for me, there were days where i cried, some days i gave up, some days i felt depressed but i never lost faith and confidence in God. Against All Odds, i believed in myself and i believed in God.

Don't be idle if you don't have a job yet, get or learn a skill like tailoring, shoemaking etc and still be applying for jobs because one thing is to learn a skill and the other thing is to fund your business but just get a skill on standby and God will see you through.

Thank You Nairaland and Nairalanders!!!!!!!!!

Youngsage:
Hey bro,

Kindly re-read my comment you quoted.
Now read yours again and tell me if there's any relationship with the two? Cos I can't find any.

We are saying two different things!! You didn't have to quote me.

Now I reiterate my point: If making money (legitimately) is your priority, you definitely need to be educated but you don't necessarily need to have a degree of any sort/formal education to achieve that. This is 2019 for crying out loud.


I hope this is clearer? Thanks.

Antichristus:
Go back to your village, find a swampy parcel of land and start growing fruits and vegetables on a medium to large scale, supply your farm products to local markets, and within 2-3 years you would be smiling on your way to and from your bank, own your own car and foundation of your own house laid. I know a UK returnee (my own sibling) with two masters degrees - one from Germany and another from UK - who did precisely what I described above. Five years into this business, he’s diversified and is currently living big. Take it or leave it. Shalom.

Youngsage:
Hello, just felt I should interject that getting a degree is not synonymous with making money legitimately. They are mutually exclusive.

The earlier people get this, the better.

Geesaintagape:
My dear use ur time for sth better. U graduate no job who told u master will give u job.

peeps4u:
Wish OP would take this advice. It would be better if I had invested the money I spent on MSC on biz.

MSc doesnt really guarantee job anymore, especially if you're getting to 30+ of age.

Unknownuser:
A lot of people just went to school to waste their time, they didn't learn how to reason deductively. I have said this several times, anybody with access to serial numbers of interviewed candidates can come up with the list just by selecting 300+ numbers. And its simple probability that our of the 300+ some of the candidates will definitely get called for APL collection. It's that simple, but a lot of people just don't reason at all. It makes me ponder on how they even got themselves degrees. Naija graduates it is well.