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BATified2023:
president elect is depressed according to u igbos

Same post u traded your Biafra for

Biafra has nothing to do with me - or you.
Just facts: depression is a personal thing. If you keep seeing negative stuff about yourself internationally it can easily lead to depression

litaninja:
Still nonsense.
Smileys were created for a reason.

You are right it was nonsense. But you were wrong that you seemed to take it seriously. He gave the perfect response - a laugh emoji

koxyz:
Hatred,their regular trade mark.

neyop85:
We know they are all coming from the children of hate

You mean like this guy below?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGJAMwnHbA

neyop85:
I'm sure he doesn't even care. You people of hate did and said worse things about Buhari.

On second thoughts you are right! You have to first KNOW what's going on to care!

Roboto11:
It is only a fool that thinks Tinubu didn't expect all your brickbats.

If this was a game of Chess, Tinubu already said checkmate ages ago.

Poor guy, good thing he doesn't know what's going on half the time

blackpanda:
Lmao if your karma secures people in aso rock then its very welcome.
Tinubu is your President for the next 8years

He's also your president unfortunately
Many people become presidents who in retrospect, say that's the worst thing that ever happened to them in life!

neyop85:
Depression is a very dangerous mental health disease. Tinubu has given you and your ilks insomnia, so much so that you couldn't sleep, and thus you decided to open a thread in his name at such an odd hour. All of these people from that side, that region turned Obidients, we will give you the same energy you give us and much more. Tinubu is here to stay for 8 years, and after that, your nemesis (the people of the North) will be given power again. After the northerners, the people of South-South and then South-West again. 
Hatred and stubbornness will make you a slave till your kingdom come.

Tinubu is probably depressed from all these negativity as we speak, poor guy

blackpanda:
After all this your gibberish, Tinubu will still be sworn in May 29 inugo

Poor old guy who could have been enjoying his retirement. Now every rotten thing he ever cooked up will be laid bare. Karma?

Ransomware:
Why all the tinubu white wash, is there another election coming?

Another one who never reads. OP is very anti Tinubu

Labour party is a big, fat NOTHING without PO

This write-up begs the question:

Who friends epp??

Raskimonojendor:
Their principal takes advice from a mad man. What do you expect

This is such a stupid statement and I keep seeing it.. A person who is otherwise mentally challenged can have spectacular insight in one aspect of life. Happens all the time - a mathematical wiz who is crazy, a slowpoke who can memorize long list of words, etc

CaptainFM1:
I get the joke Bro. I said we've deviated from that angle. But since we were educating ourselves that why I put all that out.

You and I know that Nigerian police don't know all these. They don't joke with it. They are always looking for things to nail you.

As a matter of fact, a police officer has harassed me for having a condom in my pocket once. Well I turned it right at his face that I'm going to where I want to go and knack! He already embarrassed me inside a public bus by dipping his hands into my pockets.

One thing I noticed is that Nigerian police do actually fear citizens that challenge them. The only thing I fear about them is the gon they carry cos some of them can be trigger-happy.

Exactly, the guns. Because if you're dead or maimed no amount of being right can bring you back.
Of course they're afraid. The guilty are afraid!

ItisWell22:
Some ladies dropped theirs too. 😢

Where? And I bet it's connected to business (runs or otherwise). Why can't women who genuinely just want to get married, and we know there are more than men. We know they are not contacting the men because, where are the testimonials??

CaptainFM1:
Well then you understand my drift...If your Humor that is an attribute of Joke is injurious to someone, you can be sued for it.
On the bolded, we have well since deviated on that topic.

Yeah....you mean If my condoms were found in my car, it is that a crime? Even when government is advocating for people to use condoms to prevent HIV/Aids. But to you and the police officer, I'm up to no good! SMH.


For a crime to be committed, you have to state clearly, the legal statute that was flouted. It's very unfortunate that in our part of the world,
police and the people don't know what part of the law they are activating whenever they are taking stands.

You still don't get it is a joke or you just kidding?
That "you're about to be up to no good" makes it a joke. How can "you're about to be up to no good" be
a crime?? The statement itself is funny!

derecho:
Unfortunately, anytime a topic like this appear, the first thing people want to know is WHO IS THE PERSON replying?
If Soyinka hadn't disgraced himself, maybe he would have been in a position to reply her.
But Soyinka messed up

Well, Tinubu bought Soyibka long ago. That's what makes Tinubu a natural mafia boss just by nature - he knows how to buy key people or have them owe him favors or under his blackmail. Even Buhari did not escape. Only OBJ is a major figure that managed to escape!

CaptainFM1:
Foremost, those are humours and not jokes. There's however a fine line between them.

Secondly, they are not injurious and are open ended.

I'm not referring to jokes/pranks that's referring/directed to no one in particular.

For example, If you write all "those" on your social media page and I went to your page to read. I shouldn't take offense because it's an open ended jokes that's not implicitly directed to me nor injurious in any way to my personality.

But if you specifically mention someone's name, race, religion on your page or blog either jokingly or not in a manner that defames, then you can be sued for Libels or slanderous comments.

If you remember Sterling bank and it's odious joke Easter last year comparing Jesus Christ with Agege Bread..."Like Agege Bread, He Rose!” It may have been a joke from the Bank's view but not to the Christian community. I guess you are grown enough to weigh that between funny and injury. That's why people call for sanction of the bank and sack of the MD.

The difference is in the level of injury it caused the victim and not the satisfaction or fun the joker derived.

Stuffs like that and including bullying are taking seriously in developed countries the moment someone reports it because it's no longer from your own standpoint of view (joke) anymore.

For more knowledge and understanding....
https://www.thecable.ng/pranks-the-legal-consequences/amp

https://bgwlawyers.com/the-unexpected-consequences-when-a-practical-joke-goes-awry/

https://www.daslaw.co.uk/blog/trouble-with-the-law-on-april-fools-day

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hoganinjury.com/pranks-gone-wrong-liabilities/amp/

Humor is an attribute of jokes. A joke is something spoken, written, or said with humorous intention.
My statement,
"It is illegal to have it in your car though, because it is an indication you're about to be up to no good"
is intrinsically humorous

Ok, the election was perfect. Question becomes, how did a perfect election produce an old, sick fraudster as president??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGJAMwnHbA

CaptainFM1:
Jokes are not viewed from the person that cracked it. It's the recipient that determines if it's a joke! The same thing goes for pranks!

In other words, it's not you that will determine if it's a joke/prank or not for others. What is a joke to you, might not be a joke to others.

That's why if you joke and it hurts someone, the person can sue you or get annoyed for it. To you it might be a joke, but to someone else it can be an offence. Case in view (Chris Rock vs Will Smith).

There was a court case (I will search and find it for you later) someone was pranked on and in the process the person kpai. Now the pranker is serving life sentencing.

Since the post is for education purpose, I just say make I chip in one or two comments for us all to learn.

This is actually wrong. Take the following, they are all obvious jokes from whatever perspective:

** I am on a seafood diet; I see food, I eat it!

**My wife says I am the only one she has ever dated. The others were all nines or tens!

** My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor!

Starz825:

Only this guy above gets it.
It was a JOKE!!! Supposed to make you laugh!
How on earth can having intimacy gadget in your car be illegal??!!
But a bigger question is:
How on earth did this nonsense make front page??!!!

Kobojunkie:
Up to what no good? Please explain!

histemple:
Which law forbids intimacy gadgets in the car?

Akwamkpuruamu:
Does it pose any harm to anyone?

cedricksly:
if na buy him buy am how him go carry am reach house Bro there is nothing illegal about ha ING an intimacy gadget in your possession, be it inside, outside or anywhere.... If it is a crime to have an intimacy gadget in your car then it is obviously a crime to have a condom pack in your possession outside..

litaninja:
You're talking nonsense.

CaptainFM1:
It's only a crime if it violates the rights of others. He may be coming from a store where he bought his intimacy device?

Having a Love Machine with you or a porrn pics or your g/f nudes or xxxual acts you two involved in on your phone isn't a crime unless you start showing it to people who wishes not to see it.

To violate a law, the particular statutes violated must be quoted to give credence to the offence. That's how laws are determined. If there's no statute/law, there's no crime.

So it's not only this guy below saying it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGJAMwnHbA

It is not illegal to have intimacy gadget as long as it's behind closed doors. It is illegal to have it in your car though because it is an indication you're about to be up to no good

jaafree:
. It clearly shows who you are as a person(irresponsible), well! don't try that nonsense with a responsible person especially Muslim, he will beat you black and white. You better insult him personally.

He can also end up being killed by you and maybe latter start dating that his same sister! Did you think of that? It's not that you shouldn't react but that you shouldn't react IMMEDIATELY. You react with your emotions under control. That’s how a truly powerful/mature person behaves! Just a simple look down will chill him and tell him he's in trouble later

BluntTheApostle:
Exactly.



Especially when you have a goal right ahead of you.




Zidane knew the implications of physical violence in football. Straight red card.




He knew he was the pillar of the team. He knew that his dismissal would destabilize the team.



He should have thought better than do something that foolish.

It is evidence of deep immaturity, just like what Will Smith did. Except that Smith was even better because you could say he was trying to impress his wife and the onlookers. Zidane - only him heard the guy! How immature can a person be!

demmie1:
Unintelligent answer

Then let this guy below answer you

2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGJAMwnHbA

Luckysbab:
You are comparing a tense situation to a relaxed setting?

Nothing anyone SAYS should shuffle you otherwise you're giving control of yourself over to them. You know your mother or sister is not a LovePeddler. Different if they put their hands on you or yours. Sometimes the best response to insult is no immediate response. Especially when the person is of lower status.

If I hear this guy below has collected agbado I'll know it's finished

2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGJAMwnHbA

Because others have candidates that totally ought not be president, and also because of power rotation.
If Osinbajo ran you'd have some point

Monogamy:
As a guy, I just couldn't comprehend the logic behind womanizers.

To even maintain a girl self no dey easy not to talk of having 3-4. I mean how are they maintaining their sanity.

To be a womanizer, you must be a chronic liar cos story must be available to entertain the girls.

What's the logic behind guys having 3-4 girls?

3 or 4? Sooo why did wisest King Solomon have 1000??

Spiritualsdeeps:
Investigate


Zero nine zero six seven six zero seven eight three one

Ok, tell me something about myself

tunjilana:
He pulled Zidane's Jersey while marking him...And Zidane told him to kuku just collect the Jersey rather than pulling it....then he responded with that

This actually sounds plausible but it could also be made up after the fact

Luckysbab:
Shut up

Freshtruth is right. Even Zidane mother would advise Zidane to ignore him. It's people like you that made Will Smith slap Chris Rock