₦airaland Forum

ibechris:
Suffer every where.

lavylilly:
Ajah to Oshodi 1k

All these complaining were a month ago o, the good old days when things were rosy
Nlfpmod

Sooo how will you now meet that wife, and how will you know which is right without sampling a few??
Nlfpmod

Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.

How about snuff like anthrax? They don't need access to your drink to poison you with that.

Good one OP.
Nlfpmod

Very good OP. Did you write it yourself?

Leggodeals:
Aww that would be nice of you oo. Would really appreciate it and testify too.

But you don't have the account anymore or you still do😳😅

😁How you think I got your name?

Leggodeals:
As a neutral, I challenge you to send me the 20k UBA 3054213507 and I'll post screenshots here for all to see. You don't have to do it yourself

I'll still send you 20K anyway BUT I want it ALL to go to beggars or an orphanage. I want you to give it to them any way you wish. But ideally, cook some food with it - that way your own effort is contributed😇😎

Leggodeals:
🙂Oh wow that's nice to know! But are you sure you've edited properly? 🤔

Positive. Check again

Leggodeals:
LOL Okay . Edit my bank details off your post please

😅 All done. You and my coz have same first name

AntiTerrorist:
What pains me is that they did not vote Tinubu. The druggie rigged himself in. He sold drugs to buy Lagos, loot Lagos to buy Nigeria. This country is under a serious criminal state capture.

Well, Mr. Seun Osewa said that well b4 you

Leggodeals:
As a neutral, I challenge you to send me the 20k UBA 3054213507 and I'll post screenshots here for all to see. You don't have to do it yourself

All that for chicken feed 20K??!
Nevermind all that, I see you're an HR recruiter, and female. You can use the guy to fill a vacancy - win-win. And you can find me a girlfriend - must be
decent-voiced, non-fat, beautiful, and OBIDIENT!

chrisxxx:
I apologize to David and apologize once again. I had no intention of ridiculing him. I am in no competition with you.
If I have a little in my account and decided to share a token with him I did it with all the humanities in me.
If out of your billions you are only giving 20k you might have same trait with your benefactor who has trillions but desired to give 8k to the people.

See the HEARTLESS bozo, still pretending. As if people can't go back and read stuff like this below.
Someone you assumed was so poor he'll sell his vote for 1K, yet you blackmailed he must post his details publicly!

Formularcr7:
carry your mouth comot for here Joo, you fall my hand . The guy told you to speak for yourself that many household truly needs the pallatives but you instead raise his hope by promising what you can't do

No mind the lying, sniveling, broke ass bozo. And cruel as well: for 2K or less he had that David guy splash his name on social media to be referenced by all in perpetuity? What a really HEARTLESS fellow!
Of course that was neither my name nor acct #. I only wanted to expose the shameless, bottom-feeding mofo. And now we have confirmed what we've all instinctively known all along: chrisxxx is a broke-ass, bottom-feeding, low self-esteem, low life trying to compensate by forming rich on a faceless forum!!

chrisxxx:
I see sincerety in what David said and I decided to assist. For you what you need is not palliative but empower. The best for you is to either give you job or register you to learn a trade. This will empower you so that you stop waiting for when government will share money.

See this cheap, lying, ridiculous bozo. What has any of this to do with being a man of your word??
Well, CONFIRMED, what Nlanders knew all along: chrisxxx is a broke, sniveling low life trying to form rich on Nairaland.
The shameless mofo apparently sent that David guy 2K. TWO K!! What is 2K?? So for 2K you have him splash his name on social media to be referenced by anyone in perpetuity?? What a heartless, really cheap fellow. Only gosh knows how long he'll mourn that 2K BTW. Because I'm sure it is a HUGE amount to him. Cheap, shameless; broke ass bozo!

chrisxxx:
David I have sent you something please manage.

Reminders below.
Nobody knows if David is really you replying yourself.
Everybody is certain I'm not you.
Nlanders are watching to see if you'll prove yourself a man of your word.

Allardyce:
Chrisxxx, you have nothing to prove to any Tinubu supporter.

Don't give him a penny. He is trying to be smart.

See screenshot. Let him suffer

How e take consign you?
Eagerly awaiting the alert. Nlanders are watching

Allardyce:
How were you minding your business?

And it takes a legendary online Almajiri to use the phrase 'almajirism' 😂

I like that.

I only said some people may actually need the 8000. How you extrapolated that to almajirism beats me.
As for almajirism, it's just like tribalism. You don't say tribe is killing Nigeria. You say tribalism

chrisxxx:
I don't believe in Pchat. Drop Ur name and account number here. I will share receipt of payment here

1465292727 access bank
Ade Jegde

Allardyce:
Online Almajiri.

Minding my business and someone throws a challenge and I accepted. How's that almajirism?

chrisxxx:
Send me your account let me pay you 8000x6=48000

I've DMed you. Nairalanders please be following

Speak for yourself

It all boils down to government connections

3 Deals That Made African Billionaires

The wealth and recognition enjoyed by African billionaires today can be closely linked to some game-changing deals. These African entrepreneurs defied all odds to embark on some deals that catapulted them to the top.

These deals are just a few examples of the many successful businesses that are operational in Africa. They also highlight the growing economic power of Africa and the potential for African businesses to succeed on a global scale.

This article explores three deals that made and contributed to the significant fortune these African billionaires enjoy today. Let’s dive in.

Nicky Oppenheimer
First on our list is the South African billionaire, Nicky Oppenheimer. Nicky sold his family’s 40% stake in De Beers, the world’s largest rough diamond producer, to Anglo-American for $5.2 billion in August 2012.

Before the deal, his family occupied a controlling spot in the world’s diamond trade. With a $8.4 billion networth, Nicky sits as the third richest man in Africa. He owns at least 720 square miles of conservation land across South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, and Mozambique.

Aliko Dangote
Nigerian billionaire, Aliko Dangote also sold a 2.3 per cent stake in his cement firm, Dangote Cement to foreign buyers. The deal which was valued at $236 million was negotiated between Stanbic IBTC and Meristem stockbrokers.

This came after Dangote Industries sold a 1.5 per cent of its 95 per cent stake to South Africa’s Public Investment Corporation (PIC) for $289.3 million in 2013 and a 1.4 per cent stake to Sovereign Fund Investment Corp of Dubai (ICD) for $300 million.


Considered one of Nigeria’s biggest companies, Dangote Cement was listed on the NSE in 2010.

Koos Bekker
Koos Bekker is celebrated for turning South African Media Group Naspers into an e-commerce investor and cable TV powerhouse. He did this by overseeing a deal that saw Naspers pay $34 million for a third of Chinese Internet firm Tencent Holdings in 2001.

Today, the company currently operates in 130 countries and is listed on the London Stock Exchange and Johannesburg Stock Exchange. It also has the largest market capitalization of any media company outside the US, China and India.

And what if they totally ignore the order? That's how ridiculously powerful Nigeria has made her president. ONLY the president can order DSS to obey that court order. If he whispers to them not to obey it, they won't. And nothing will happen!

There were other people around

One word: japa

Waste of time
Too late
Medicine after death
Possible BEFORE inauguration
But once inaugurated Tinubu will be there for EIGHT years, wether we like it or not!

Wahala dey like bicycle

Why don't Nigerian journalists know how/when to use "however"? Bunch of illiterates!

PencilBox:
geeez!
You're sooo beautiful

Can we be chat buddies, atleast?

That moniker is actually a man. Fooled again