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I remember when I was a soja

Thrice.

E no go ever pass that three.

sorosoke101:
that ain't working out either kept bring me back to the same page

And their customer care can delay before responding sha.

Just be patient cos till this day kuda bank is still in existence so don't stop trying to open the app and using their website if app is still not working. You'll be lucky someday.

Use their web address then. It's that easy.

Slynation:
hmmm...better recharge oO, cos when e go set, you go know say Egbe and Egbe get the same spelling but different meaning...

Na new meter. E come with 5k worth of units. No light during the day, I bypass at night.

The units dey dey look me as I dey look am.

Of course if I run out of unit I go recharge but how I wan take run out when e be say na night I dey see light.

Nobody thief pass those bastard.

They might not even be single

They might be in more than one relationship and waiting for their supposed lovers to pop the question.

No girl is single in this country.

jackslow:
you're very evil to your employer I pray you loose your job soon,this guy is cheating your company and you're telling him to settle it with the marketer knowing well the money will not go to the company's account.So if they fold or retrench their workers and he happen to be a victim what will you say of the company you have worked for the Government of the day concerning employment

Na God go punish you.

Just when I was about saying good staffs still exist and you're saying this thrash.

Na God go punish you again.

Slynation:
don't mind them, something most Nigerians are doing, but this set always love be awoof to the bearest minimum

I've been using mine for 2months now, I never recharge. I fit no recharge till this year finish. Their papa.

I'm bypassing. I'll never be caught. I'm smart about it.

with the poor power supply and what postpaid customers suffer, those bastards don't deserve pity. Bypass if you can and if you're caught like OP, settle them and continue bypassing. They don't deserve pity. They're all wicked.

I'm a culprit.

I've never had diarrhea in life before I gave girl INTENSE head for the first time.

I started experiencing lactose intolerance since that day. I get diarrhea for taking three crowns milk, I get diarrhea for the slightest of reason. That was unlike me prior to giving her such kind of head.

xedyl:
This is what their evil book commanded them to do.


Quran (9:29): “Fight against Christians and Jews until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low.”

Quran (2:65-66): “Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers.”

Quran (5:51): “O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.”

Quran (9:30): "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"

The God in islam "Allah" is not the same God of the bible.

I'm looking for where Allah asked us to kill anyone who insults our prophet.

Condemning the inhuman act is okay but dragging Quran into this is bullshit.

O and yes, the christians are my friends, if the Quran calls me a Christian for that then it's not a problem cos the christians I roll with aren't the unjust ones.

Aburada:
Thanks boss , people’s review almost made me forget it. By the way which phone would you recommend within the range of 80 to 90k?

I can't recommend bro.

I check out some few specs and if they're okay for me, I just go for them.

I browse a lot and take pictures with my phones basically so I always opt for bigger camera, battery and memory space (ram inclusive) according to my budget.


Bad reviews are bound to exist. I always say there's no formula for living life. We just live it and hope it works out for us. You can't live your life with a blueprint of how people before you lived theirs. Everything is changing by the day. Just pay before or at when due and you'll enjoy the experience.

I didn't even feel their so called high interest when paying back. The thing is designed for you not to feel it at all.

Aburada:
hello bro, I am planning to get a phone through easybuy and I plan to pay more than 50% of the money upfront, would you advise me to go ahead I’m assured and confident of paying the loan even before the deadline would you advise me to go ahead

Go for it. I'm presently using the phone to type this.

I did their 6months plan and I never regretted buying with them.

I later borrowed the money they were asking me to borrow and by God's grace I'm already ahead of them with the payment.

I never had any regret with easybuy. I was worried with other people's review when it seems I wasn't going to meet but God came through and I'm enjoying my phone now.

Saxxon:
How anyone can dissociate Osinbajo from this government's monumental failures still buggles my head! Are you saying that this man knows or knew the solutions to our problems all this while and he kept quiet? Why are some nigerians so wicked?? Must Osinbajo succeed Buhari at the expense of this country's survival? Spaghetti of 130 is now 400. Sardine of 180 is now 700. Noodles of 35 is now 100. Soft drinks of 100 are now 150/200/250, Cabin biscuit of 150 is now 400, Peak Milk of 170 is now 350, when will we have sense?? Is it that we have short-term memory in this country or are we cursed? How can anyone in their sane minds be wishing Osinbajo good luck I understand that we don't like Tinubu, but should we then crown a serial failure because we want to spite Tinubu that's already a billionaire? Who will loose at the end? Why can't nigerians think? We have fresh minds like Peter Obi, Fela Durotoye and co. Why then do we have to narrow down our options to a proven failure and an aged crook?

What I know is that the few times he was given the mantle of leadership, he did what a responsible politician was to do. We all felt the good impact in our houses, I don't know about yours.

I'm an okene Muslim, I would have supported Bello cos of tribe n religion but I won't be myopic ever again. Osinbajo is my preferred candidate. He's been tested and I trust him unlike Bello that was tested with kogi state and had nothing to show for it.

If not that I might be blocking someone else's interview slot, I always wanted to pull the stunt especially now that I'm fully self employed.

Sebastine1994:
I just killed this snake while on duty

Wasted FP

Low key I like the fact that the VIPs are the victims this time.

More grease to their elbows.

These VIPs could be anybody's dad, mum, aunt and the rest but are our wicked politicians not people's relatives too?

That man shouldn't have been released, he's that old and still occupying a public office while we have young vibrant graduades roaming the labour market with no hope of ever getting a job and the few that want to start up a business has poor economic terrain to battle with. No loan, high tax, no power, no water. Everything is against the jobless youth in this country and these men won't retire to give room for new intakes.

I hope they continue with attacks like this with little to no collateral damages. Get hold of those VIPs, they have a say in our political classes too, they have followers and they influence their followers one way or the other on who to vote in.

Cleared my payment that's supposed to be due by month end and security plugin automatically went off.


I now have my phone to myself

2sexycom:
APC winning is actually slim.

Here is why :

Buhari is the most selfish person you will ever meet on earth. He only cares about himself and nobody else. He has gotten his lifelong ambition and does not GAF about the next person. Sorry for Tinubu that wasted his money.

There will be no federal might ,as South West arm of APC is hoping, for anyone in 2023. This means everybody is on their own.

Pay attention to how INEC chairman has been operating and you see that there is no backup plans to help the next president.

There will be no block vote from the North as well. As matter of fact, morales are very low in the North right now with all the killings going on there. That means even Buhari has lost considerable prestige in the eyes of his people because they have realized the truth.

Some Northerners are already moving to PDP.

There is so much and so much going on that is happening that is only obvious to discerning minds. I would have said that APC will win IF Buhari will use federal might and army like he did in the past but when u know that he did that because he needed some states to retain his position, you will understand better considering the fact the he only cares about himself.

Since he won 2019 election, he has hands-off many thing...

Their convention has come and gone with a sour taste for some hopeful... wait for the primaries that will make things clearer.

Also, I just want a Southerner on both parties during elections irrespective of how it goes.

I hope your projection comes through. I'm tired of all these.

2sexycom:
Who is going for fund all that that? Definitely not Atiku or Wike.

APC had someone in person of Tinubu bankrolling it all. Nobody in current PDP is willing to spend that much.

Then we should all shut up about how bad this government is.

Who bank rolled end sars protest? We don't need any bankrolling, we just need some public figures to be at the forefront.

APC will still win this election and the best PDP can do is go to court and still lose.

I've never been lucky on anyone and nobody has been lucky on me.

Maybe I'm too smart for it

Buhari was an opposition then. Where are the oppositions today?

PDP is waiting for election and then cry foul after the election favors APC.

APC was proactive, made PDP failure glaring in the face of the masses, protested, granted opposing interviews and now all we get from PDP is buying tickets and solving internal issues. Bunch of useless political party.

I hate women who say they pursuing the bag instead of loving. They thrash to me.

You can chew gum and walk at the same time. Loving someone and allowing yourself to be loved doesn't hamper bag chasing in any way.

FIFApresident1:
Three days after your due date, a message notifying you that your loan is due would display on the top centre of your phone permanently in white colour.

After your 5-7 due day, the message would become bigger and change to red colour.

After one week, easybuy will start locking your apps, like 50% of your apps would be locked (in a way that once you click on the app, you will be redirected to easybuy payment app)

After two weeks of default, all your apps would be locked except message, gallery, phone call app.

After few days they will kuku lock everything,

Your phone will just be ringing you will not be able to pick the call, the phone will become totally useless.

And they will be adding interest to your loan.

Thanks

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Animegirl stop..they are coming for you..just stop..
You know you just made me giggle so hard that I had to puke..

Na belle you don get so o. Register for antenatal

My mum was exactly what you say your mum is.

I'm lucky in a way though. I left her immediately I graduated and I think she respects me for that.

She listens to me now like I'm her dad, we both lost our fathers. She rarely gets aggressive with me but when she does, I withdraw and I assume I'm wrong immediately cos I do get aggressive more often than she does as we both come of age.

She's once beaten me in public that people around questioned her being a mother,not even my mother. The thought of poisoning her food once crossed my mind. I once set trap for her in her slippers. She was one hell of an aggressive mother.

Mhen I can't blame you for what you did, our patience levels just differ and we have no control over it. It's wrong hitting her but it's her fault you did, not yours.

No irresponsible human will show all these signs of remorse.

I'll advice you apologize to her, let her have her way however she wants it cos your conflict is definitely a product of disagreement. Don't just say sorry, show more of this remorse you showed here.

On a final note, she raised you with all these traits, don't bother about her raising your younger one with same trait.

I heard power is getting back to normal, move out and let the both of you live in peace and miss each other.

Gadafii:
DStv na ripper

How the federal govt sits and allow them run this scam is beyond me, it's supposed to be pay as you watch, the weyreys no send your papa, if you like don't put on your decoder for 28 days, in the 30th day the subscription will expire, that's fraud

The same federal government that can't thrash out estimated billing for aedc and co.

Wo, this government dey use us play bet9ja.

valentineuwakwe:
You dnt know what you are saying bro....so you expect him to have several girlfriends while trying to make out something in life, dat will amount to distractions and unnecessary spending that will hit him up in future financially. Forget any past one stories you must have read or hear, getting one sincere lady n working with her aone n being focus will spur any young man with targets to greater heights..provided too the lady is ready to be sincere too n min the guy....
Anyway, your world is yours, mine is mine. If you get a good woman, life will be easy n sweet 4u!

Heard of the adage about putting one's eggs in one basket?

You think there's no chance of the eggs not breaking? There is but it's still advised to not put all eggs in one basket except if you're ready for the possible outcome of losing your eggs to cracks which I think the op isn't ready for, infact no man is ready to lose his eggs to cracks.

You might be getting me wrong but I'm just advising op to not put all his eggs in one basket. Love your woman, spend for her as far as you're gaining from her too, it should be mutual. But don't close your doors to getting other girls cos you can't be ready for the outcome. Don't build your world around one woman cos if the unexpected happens, aswear you'll never be balance in life except for God's intervention.

And yes, I know what I'm saying.

ndukwechinasa:
Smiles.... You are right but the girl is so nice though nobody is perfect. I think what the mum said is true.

You'll be fed breakfast with this type of mindset.

I can't change your mindset for you cos nobody was able to change mine when I was like you.

What the mum said is not true

valentineuwakwe:
Work towards it n be sincere....make her the only woman in your life n focus to attain greatness

Breakfast will be the outcome of this advice if he takes it.
Don't make her the only woman in your life. Love her well but never make her the only one. I know what I'm saying, she go feed you breakfast if you try am.

Na so easybuy dey beg me to come take loan cos I pay my phone loan finish before time.

Their Father

Opera mini cos of free 50 mb daily

Boomplay

Facebook cos it's free.