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dru23:
Go and join them ..Bazz001 and Felicity001 are waiting for u .........clueless people

How we got here still leave me wow... but it's ohk, d platform is already on auto cruise

dav1002:
Guys, for those of you using v6 for this hustle, a simple trick for you. Block one of the nozzels to make it four plugs so the fuel consumption can reduce and be the same like a four plugs car like corolla

excuse me sir! Can I block one plug for four plus to make it 3 or do...

shollywendy1:
Sincerely, I didn't even read the part where he mentioned the type of car he drives.
I only adviced based on his earning and time he hit the road

So boss what will u advice now?

dru23:
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BRO ..........hope you and centuryman are doing ok ..........

Boss u r honestly scaring me, hope it won't get to ribbon on d door sha

BAZ001:
Centuryman is the next on his radar, once you oppose him, you are in...
I wonder why the guy doesn’t pick on you.
You will be the one to start the fire but when the house start burning nobody will see you.
Our SI unit on this platform never get our time , probably the police station saga reduced his energy level.

Time to go and complete 7 trips in 2hours

Why wonder when u r not a wanderer, do u have a civic? U see! Snake don't feed on snake. Something is telling me lalastical will move this topic to front page tonight

But come to think of it, do u need the money or u r just chasing bonus for d fun of it? cos d way y'll b shouting chasing bonus like u tell the riders to keep the money, all u just need is the bonus.

shollywendy1:
So sorry bro.
Don't give up yet.
Where do you stay ?
Why did you choose to start driving at 1pm?
Living up early makes lot of sense and fetch you lot of profitable income in transportation business.
There are some strategies you are still missing on how to go about making it lucrative

Bishop shift ur head... someone said he's using BMW X5 and u r still sayin he should not give up as far as I am concern, all the riders he ever picked are still owing him, and I don't mind going along wit him to d drop off point to drag all of them one after the other. People r wicked sha, so I'll order for a ride, voom X5 pull over, I'll have the mind to enter and still pay actual fare, that's evil fa!

BAZ001:
God ooh God ooh,
Dis man is becoming something else, I thought you were a gentle man?
How can you say that always claim?
He too will say sorry and then stupid
I know kanuisagoat and pearl1910 are very gentle men but you guys brought d Felicity001 in them out. Na here I dey look u from far


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The Felicity001 in them is that an S I Unit?

[quote author=dru23 post=103255507][/quote]Hmmm! boss is dia some tin we don't know?

deedee44:
They will rush it and start negotiating offline with rider. Two riders complained yesterday

They r yet to jam rider, else they will buy coins tire

davit:
So drivers still rush the rubbish fares? Na wa o

IndrIver! Don't joke wit drivers, once u can't drag trip with them, just forget it, cos giving ur price won't help.

davit:
Indriver yaf cast

As in, had to call it a day this morning wen the prices r not making sense and drivers r just rushing it like that

BAZ001:
Everybody come outttttt
Ewoooo
Oyel what
Pope is about to set thread on fire with plenty oils


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Boss why u deh always fear dru23 like this, take the challenge and expand ur Aza by 50k.

shollywendy1:
Radautowork and jpworld are the same
Shollywendy and northbird are the same

gosh!

deedee44:
Okay if that's the way we roll now

InfinityEstates and Crvrider are the same

Pope191 and 1 guest(s) are the same.

Proof attached below

Thank you nairaland for upgrading my CV. Make I carry my proof go find work for Panti

Deedee why guest, pair me with anyone except Felicity & Tojahh

Pearl1910:
Are you a dragon? Everybody say make we no drag am again.

Dru23 don convert the bet to prize money for Top 3 earners this week and competition is on already.

3 earners this week? Nah wheelbarrow the drivers on Indriver they push?

BAZ001:
You want to start another one ?
You started the last one by saying rust everywhere na so I join you to comment but at the end Oyel seller held on to me like pest,
See your post

Chairman sir and my fellow learned colleagues, I disagree with BAZ001 submission by saying I stoke the fire that put him in arms way from Dru23 atomic mission impossible challenge. But I'll keep that at bay, until BAZ001 provide adequate information by what he meant by Oyel seller before I can emphatically accept my role in this volcanoes vents that has erupt this platform in the past days. Mr BAZ001 with due respect sir, u saying Oyel seller is very! Very!! Ambiguous, can u please explain better what u mean by that? We have:

Oil & Gas
Perfume Oil
Engine Oil
Palm Oil
C. Ronaldo (Ororo)
Groundnut Oil

Please which of the Oyel is the person in question selling, just add more light to this. In peace, I'm coming

Pearl1910:
Lol...challenge wey don expire

We can start all over again, we still have both of them here

BAZ001:
Now you beginning to sound like d other moniker only that you added sorry before the abuse.
How can you say sorry and still call my Duke111 stupid

Duke111 I found more moniker for you
Pope191 and pearl1910 are thesame
Izzou and Pocahontas too
Hmmm I need osogbo weed to see more
RickTisci and Status200788 same

You will just see two opposite people and merge them. Your cruise is on another level


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I will not deny it and I will deny it, u may interpret it the way u see it. U can not continue to shift the goal post, are you stepping down or quitting the challenge?

confusedworld17:
For the past 9 months now, na sunday sunday medicine I dey do and sometimes I fit add like one or two days join am.

Last Sunday I started late na him I say make I see weda I go fit chop bolt bonus, na one granny spoil am for me.
Any way sha, at the end of the trip granny gave me one derica of beans, one derica of white gari and one dried fish.

I had already done 6 trips, 4 more to chop the bonus and the time was ticking fast. 3 hours left.

Gwam!! Surulere trip enter. I was very happy that I was going to an area of short-short trips. For my mind, I don chop the bonus finish clean mouth.

Got to pick up and was expecting to see one "UMU AKA HIGH WAY" cos when she called me, she sounded like one. I mean those "Oga where are you" geng. Not knowing that she booked for her granny.

Long story short, granny just came back from Ilorin and had some goodies to share to her "adugbo" people.

Dem tie the things inside that black and yellow poly bag. Like ten to 15 bags. Na so granny begin dey direct me inside surulere, E ya bai, Egba bi. Omo na so we begin dey distribute the goodies one after the other.

Who born me to tell granny to make it snappy ? Granny would greet and greet at every stop.

As we were about to turn into granny's street, granny said I should park well that she wants to make call say if she enter house, say network no dey good inside house. The call took like 10 minutes.

30 minutes trip turn two hours plus. Before the end of the trip self, I don already give up on the bonus.

At the end of the trip, as I was about going, granny begin wave me to stop. Duro! duro! For my mind I said, Kilo tu sele ?
Granny handed me my own nylon bag.

My belle oo... Las Las u collect ur bonus one way or the other

davit:
Guys on indriver, anyone noticed that the app has reduced their fares? 2000 will show max 2600 before. 1000 would give 1300max too. Now dem don reduce am

Cc pope191 chucsmoore

I noticed it this evening, like it's now 900 won't go beyond 1050 naira, I think it's time to work my bolt out.

IFSHR:


Me I no want wahala o (in Peruzzi voice)

And kanuisagoat doesn't fight when he gets angry, he only choke bottle.

IFSHR:
Why you come post am for thread of wages earner

Is Kanuisagoat not a human being again, is not everybody that's on wages here

shollywendy1:
Permit me to say you are drunk.
I mean it. How do you want to make heaven pope?

Boss I no lie nah, as Generalzodd deh like that, he's on promo package. Commit 7 and get 1 free

BAZ001:
I no just bother to step out of the house today.
I take today as off day
Before some tiny girls will be telling you the water is not that deep.
Thanks for the update

Lazy driver wey deh get off day, is that one a driver

GeneralZodd:
Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"

100k! Gosh!! How much dem deh sell esprit de corps 100k is enough to buy the whole police station including the D.P.O... no b me type this tin oo

GeneralZodd:
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police stations,

Me since I stated this work in 2015, I have been to 7 different police stations in Lagos on different offence commited knowingly and unknowingly.

1 . Ogudu police station : Driving without tinted permit in 2015. I paid fine ₦5000

2. Maroko Police station: Driving one-way at midnight due to bad road. I bailed my car for ₦10,000 with serious begging and pleading. I slept in police station to collect my car the following day. That's was 2016

3. IGando police station: I picked up G boys from ikeja going to Lasu gate, police stop us at IGando bustop, they search phones of those boys and found white women pictures and some tools they use in collecting money from client. I tried to explain to them I drive Uber, they refused to listen, Na so dem carry us go police station. Getting to the station, they compelled us to write statement. Luckily for me, one of the boys called his uncle who happened to be the Commissioner of police Lagos state. He demanded they release us with immediate effect. They freed us immediately without wasting time. That was in 2017.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018

5. Somolu Police Station: Google Map took me through one way, as I was about to exit the one way Some police men hiding for one corner jump out from no where stop me, collected the car keys, impounded my car and took my particulars and my car keys. They were threating that my car will be Auctioned for taking one way. I had to beg and beg. We sha settled at ₦8,000. This was 2019


6. Ikorodu Police Station: I took BRT lane, because I wasn't familiar with Ikorodu road network. And there was serious traffic. Task force stopped me at Majidun and ceased the car. This was the biggest fine I have ever paid. ₦35,000. Initial they were demanding for ₦90,000. That was 2019


7. Ikeja police station: This happened recently. I was coming from festac that faithful night after dropping off rider. I decided blow to empty back home, it was pass 12 and I didn't know lockdown was still on. Naso I jam police for ikeja underbridge. They stopped alot of cars and took us to the police station. They were claiming we violated Covid19 rules and they would lock us up in a cell. , But deep down in my mind I knew they were trying to shalo us. At d end everybody Paid ₦3000 to bail himself




Police matter and Ehailing business are like 5 & 6, is something one will encounter, but the most important thing is to always learn from every mistake or offence commited so it doesn't repeat again. Because sometimes the subsequent mistake or offence might cost you alot than the previous ones.


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

They suppose don give u uniform by now.

geezyk:
Got an offline trip from iwaya road to ijako after Sango for 15k, I quickly rushed it, journey was smooth after escaping Maryland traffic, ekoro through old Otta road, to burst out Sango under bridge was where I encountered bad roads it was now raining heavily again, omo my car suffer oo, I sha managed to drop rider.

On my way back got a trip to ikeja, rider is just before Sango bridge, I accepted, came out with her dad and sis, started trip she now said I should drive fast (first red flag) that she doesn't wanna miss her flight, I was just laughing cos everywhere na red light, followed the bridge to toll gate, mad hold up there, turned back to follow the oju ore road as she directed. Later she started complain that I was driving with one hand, that my Google map is supposed to be talking out loud, I know say I don enter am today.

I was just silent and didn't oblige her, on the way the map directed me to a round about, as I was about taking a turn she said its a wrong way, told her the map was correct she said its the other way that if the voice was on she would have directed me well, she started shouting and the father couldn't even caution her, followed the way she directed, and we were headed towards where we were coming from, she started shouting again, I tuned and went back to where the map suggested and told it to her face that the map is almost never wrong, she begin shout again oo.

Wetin pain me pass was when she said if her fare increases more than what she saw she wasn't gonna pay me. Omo! I just park for one side and told them I'm not going anymore she started shouting that if I ended the trip ill not collect shishi, I said its fine, abeg you and your family should getat. I reported her immediately to bolt and left her there.

Most of these girls are uncouth, but you just need to exercise patience. I wan see how she no go miss that flight today.

Its not good oo, so u will allow someone to miss her flight like that

I love d country, very smart set of folks, now rider go for delivery option on indriver cos it's way cheap Las Las in driver need to remove the delivery stuff, it can't work in a city if too many smart peeps

davit:
I just pity parents who have female children this era, especially the ones who are in the university or don't stay with their parents. Come to Lekki Ajah as is, the matter go tire you

Davit oo

The dead shall rise again, but this time in a new body

Gently went under water cos I knw the difference btw here and there is time and nothing on earth can take the place of time.

Patiently waiting 4 d graduation ceremony of our pupils. At least if we have many as presumed, anything below 10 from next week is distortion, there is a disconnection.

dru23:
It is 7:39am June21 my time and saw this.. Sorry for late reply ......

Nobody is forcing anyone to display their earnings .. This forum is been run by bullies that try to discourage others... The bullies are afraid that if people post their earnings partners might increase their rental ( highly understandable enough). Everyone should be free to show their earnings dashboard without fear and intimidation of others........we are here to uplift and encourage others to be their best........

The oil business is very very capital intensive. And it is a volume business. I import by oil from the USA directly.......

It is a niche market and lifestyle market..it is for people that are automotive enthusiast. So you have to know your market very well . it is a lifestyle

Below is my visit to Tokyo Japan Auto show in 2019. I plan to go again after the Tokyo Olympic ...So am passionate about these things.......

If you are passionate about something the money comes later.... So this what I will do for you .....

We are looking for trusted distributors for our oil business... If you raise a capital of 2million naira . we can supply you oil .... From that 2million you can make good profit ......we will sell to you only at wholesaler prices..........

Prove to me you are passionate enough and we can do something together....nothing is free in these life not even information ...but my offer is start


Ps keep that $200 you will need it

Oga dru u funny pass AY, I swear, post ur earnings, u r posting cars. Awon set mompha

Please do d needful jhoor, motive us that wants to go into palm oil business

[quote author=dru23 post=102942103][/quote]Who's talking about an easy life here, it's easy to push other people children around. I'll really like to see u behind wheel, just do 2 weeks 8 to 5 and let's see ur earning as well, I obviously won't push ppl to things I know I won't do. There's always a stage and point in a man's life, I want to believe God has lifted u off that stage in ur life, may u not see what will make u put bucket, towel and toothpaste inside the truck in d name of hustling again, while u can't tell where u will pass d night. Those r my wish for u, but if u want, no wahala, salvation is free.