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AHCB:
Ah. The poetic postmann has surfaced. Yeah I dig.

it's a shame people now translate learning from people who are better than you as 'asslicking'. No wonder this country is a 'shithole'. LOL.

Big Joe, I wonder what's so hard for them to get; that we're a team of like-minded fellows. Each with uncommon gifts which serve as a common treasury to our individual or collective procurement. One only gets to make the team when he's positively exceptional.

AHCB:
you're too foolish to deceive. Didn't your loser of a dad who birth a man hating dildo_ loving delusional vengeful b1tch tell you that?

Anyway, I doubt he did cos he's busy molesting you anally. Tell me, does it still hurt when you sh1t? Eeewwww please keep the gory details to yourself.

Let it go bro. Such náked antipathy from peeps has some coded attraction to it. She sees you far more than you see her -- dig?

Seun:
In modern society, especially showbiz, cleavage is no longer considered to be a private part. Showing it off is just like showing off your face, you hair, or your hands. Also, there is no bible verse that condemns cleavage. Tastebudz and daddy freeze are not guilty of anything.

You should have ended your input with what is acceptable in the showbiz world. Delving into what the bible considers indecent is beyond your purview.

Sheunma:
point taken! Please kindly show references where a husband is considered inadequate in his capacity as spiritual head of his home if his wife worships in a Bible believing church different from his?
And while you're at it, could you please explain how that narrative of yours couldn't be taken to mean some churches( the husband's being the head of the home) are better than others ( the wife's).

The temptation to answer your question is strong, but stronger is my ability to identify and side-step you -- a greenhorn atheist.

A scriptural discuss with you is fruitless.

3nim:
I found the comment a little weird...

Do you mean that RCCG is clearly better than the Catholic churches? Or should it before easy for people to switch for love?

Sheunma:
oh! Maybe I was too forward then. But pray tell what u meant by " bringing his wife under his spiritual fortress and fact that he's rccg and the wife a Catholic.

There was no direct or implied comparison between both churches in my post.

A simpler narrative would read thus; a man is the spiritual head of his home. A situation where a man and his wife worship at different churches is a fundamental marital error, which I place squarely at the table of the man being the head.

Sheunma:
seriously is this how Christianity is done nowadays; this " we better than them" mentality? This guy even spiritualised it

Who is better than who? Was that the understanding you came away it?

onlyme07:
And who says she will not give to her pastor if she attends RCCG.? The issue looks somehow though. There is no justification for the woman doing suxh but she's the best to tell her husband the reason behind her action.
Marriage is always clumsy so,op,thread sofly and don't tag it along religion.

It might have been her plans while growing or a promise to God for a loving husband or God's faithfulness to her household or her new year resolution. A yoruba adage says,if you see a home without rancour,ask the woman the magic.

Don't judge her and don't let ego set in. The lord you serve will direct you on what to do and see the reason behind her action

The problem is not her giving to whatever church but taking such a major decision without carrying her husband along who is her first priest.

Sanchez01:
I thought same. He must have married her with the condition that he would allow her practice her religion since he could not be convinced to let go of his.

Regardless, Catholic, Protestants all align with First fruits.

Not all protestant practice the first fruit offering. Catholics in general don't practice first fruit offering. Morever, first fruit offering ought to be January salary or income, marking the first fruit of the year, i.e. for those that practise it.

lawman88:
Happy new year Nairalanders,

My wife is very churchy and spiritual. I love her for that but she told me this morning that the spirit ministered to her to sow something huge to a reverend father, so she carried all her December salary and gave to a reverend father. I asked her why she didn't notify me before she undertook it and she said such instructions should be carried out without anybody's knowledge.

I'm not a catholic member, I'm RCCG. catholic members in the house, is that how your doctrine is? We are young couple and I wish we don't have any serious disagreement for now.

Your first error is your inability to bring your wife under the canopy of your spiritual fortress where you're her first priest. Had you done that, she wouldn't be a Catholic and you an RCCG member.

FTrebirth:
happy new year to you:

lezz
rosieluv (my love)
postman
mimzyy (my beauty queen)
daylyt
chicalicious creamish (my missed love)
safiaaa
firsteva
ibkayee
thesonofmark/tsom
ishilove
ikillfools
sinzu (even though we're not friends)
iykekelvins
mariinee (fine gyal)
oyindidi
bomasek
chiefpiiko (i never trolled you with any monikers)
mariga ma nigga!
obontami
funlord
ladygoddiva (my troll friend)
thedondada
blackfyre
iamj (yeye pikin)

etc..

Scriptures say the wind and fire are HIS ministers, yet I never knew the name of the wind that blew you my way, neither did I know the direction it took. But it delivered the MASTER's orders.

You're as reliable as a village stream whose waters look beyond the rainy season; deep is the foundation of your of friendship, surmounting the volatile chasm of the cyberspace.


I wish you the best GOD has to offer this year. May HE lead you in mercy down a gentle hill where the greens make a cool canopy over a table of assorted blessings -- joy and fulfilment, long life and sound health.

Happy new year, brother!

lezz:
all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get used to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tipbys on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same very edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist.

Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests.

lezz:
No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one, don’t you?

Thy pen is as sharp as a surgeon's knife
Thou merciless monster with a heartless ribcage
Many have fallen behind the walls of thy theater
Their blood flow like a waterfall falling from a great height.

Behold thy new patient
Entrapped within thy walls
Your blade sparkles in the heat of readiness
As he boils in fright, yielding his tender flesh
To the cruelty of your incisions.

AfroSamurai:
Merry Xmas to my friends: lezz, thesonofmark, ftrebirth, rosieluv, creamish, Mimzyy, Postmann, firsteva, obontami, naptu2 and of course, Ishilove.

Merry Christmas to you bro. May your world light up in the spirit of the season, bringing you fulfilment and joy in all your endeavours.

Osucoward:
Do you owe GT Bank money? Did you give false information to obtain loan for GT Bank?

Did you sign a contract with them?

Did you commit fraud?

Ibo people should change from crying victim when they do wrong. A man that walked his two legs to the bank, took out loans and then refused to pay back, how is that a good business partner.

In the US, his business would have been liquidated to pay back his loans.


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I guess you're wiser than the court which ruled in the favour of Innoson after all evidence were examined.

You taste like a bad wine, blended from several recipes of tribal concoction.

@edimolu, the morning couldn't have been anymore gloomy waking up to a mention from a goblin as yourself.

Misrepresenting my sobriquets isn't so much of a problem. What is, is the borderless platform that offered you a free pass to make a pretence at being an intellectual peer.

It is unbecoming of you to lift yourself up in that manner with undue arrogance and total disregard to the great intellectual divide between us.

Someone at your level ought to seek a go-between to pass on a correspondence across to me.

While postmann is a well known, distinguished and independent handle in the nairaland platform, my similarities/closeness to lezz (and his other sobriquets) offer no basis for any misidentification. Except you're yet to recover from the mental concussions lezz inflicted on you.

It is OK to dream big. But it's unacceptable to adorn yourself in falsehood. Have a date with reality, learn humility and be diligent in your studies, and someday you can be able to write your own words and be original and earn the respect and adoration your so badly crave.

IamiKayJayCee:
LMAO. The clowns have hijacked the thread.

At 1:19 AM, when the curtains were drawn, and the brave had retired for the night to a hero's rest, you sneaked in.

Your hands are too feeble to defend your own honour let alone that of the women you seek to impress. And your ego, it is greater than your firepower; it propels you to battle, but abandons you at the thicket where you are overwhelmed by those who walk the talk and prove, unlike you that the balls in between their thighs wasn't a biological accident.

pocohantas:
Do all your disses, I don't care...but when anyone decides to trivialise something as inhumane as rape, any sane human would know it's wrong.

It doesn't matter if it happened to me or not.
It is simply not something to be joked with.
It's even against a rule, you can check it up...

If you see me trivialise rape, do well to report me too. Don't just post lies to console yourselves

You all will be ignored, you have nothing different to say.


Goodnight babe.

You speak as though you're a victim of some psychological trauma. Is that the root cause of your misandry?

Have you exposed yourself unwittingly, unnecessarily vulnerable to a man who took the undue advantage? Is it?

Where did it go wrong for you?

bennyann:
That reminds me. Postmann, are you mad at us? Just try saying something to the questions thrown at you. Will you?

What questions? Please remind me.