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FTrebirth:
happy new year to you:

lezz
rosieluv (my love)
postman
mimzyy (my beauty queen)
daylyt
chicalicious creamish (my missed love)
safiaaa
firsteva
ibkayee
thesonofmark/tsom
ishilove
ikillfools
sinzu (even though we're not friends)
iykekelvins
mariinee (fine gyal)
oyindidi
bomasek
chiefpiiko (i never trolled you with any monikers)
mariga ma nigga!
obontami
funlord
ladygoddiva (my troll friend)
thedondada
blackfyre
iamj (yeye pikin)

etc..

Scriptures say the wind and fire are HIS ministers, yet I never knew the name of the wind that blew you my way, neither did I know the direction it took. But it delivered the MASTER's orders.

You're as reliable as a village stream whose waters look beyond the rainy season; deep is the foundation of your of friendship, surmounting the volatile chasm of the cyberspace.


I wish you the best GOD has to offer this year. May HE lead you in mercy down a gentle hill where the greens make a cool canopy over a table of assorted blessings -- joy and fulfilment, long life and sound health.

Happy new year, brother!

lezz:
all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get used to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tipbys on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same very edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist.

Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests.

lezz:
No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one, don’t you?

Thy pen is as sharp as a surgeon's knife
Thou merciless monster with a heartless ribcage
Many have fallen behind the walls of thy theater
Their blood flow like a waterfall falling from a great height.

Behold thy new patient
Entrapped within thy walls
Your blade sparkles in the heat of readiness
As he boils in fright, yielding his tender flesh
To the cruelty of your incisions.

AfroSamurai:
Merry Xmas to my friends: lezz, thesonofmark, ftrebirth, rosieluv, creamish, Mimzyy, Postmann, firsteva, obontami, naptu2 and of course, Ishilove.

Merry Christmas to you bro. May your world light up in the spirit of the season, bringing you fulfilment and joy in all your endeavours.

Osucoward:
Do you owe GT Bank money? Did you give false information to obtain loan for GT Bank?

Did you sign a contract with them?

Did you commit fraud?

Ibo people should change from crying victim when they do wrong. A man that walked his two legs to the bank, took out loans and then refused to pay back, how is that a good business partner.

In the US, his business would have been liquidated to pay back his loans.


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I guess you're wiser than the court which ruled in the favour of Innoson after all evidence were examined.

You taste like a bad wine, blended from several recipes of tribal concoction.

@edimolu, the morning couldn't have been anymore gloomy waking up to a mention from a goblin as yourself.

Misrepresenting my sobriquets isn't so much of a problem. What is, is the borderless platform that offered you a free pass to make a pretence at being an intellectual peer.

It is unbecoming of you to lift yourself up in that manner with undue arrogance and total disregard to the great intellectual divide between us.

Someone at your level ought to seek a go-between to pass on a correspondence across to me.

While postmann is a well known, distinguished and independent handle in the nairaland platform, my similarities/closeness to lezz (and his other sobriquets) offer no basis for any misidentification. Except you're yet to recover from the mental concussions lezz inflicted on you.

It is OK to dream big. But it's unacceptable to adorn yourself in falsehood. Have a date with reality, learn humility and be diligent in your studies, and someday you can be able to write your own words and be original and earn the respect and adoration your so badly crave.

IamiKayJayCee:
LMAO. The clowns have hijacked the thread.

At 1:19 AM, when the curtains were drawn, and the brave had retired for the night to a hero's rest, you sneaked in.

Your hands are too feeble to defend your own honour let alone that of the women you seek to impress. And your ego, it is greater than your firepower; it propels you to battle, but abandons you at the thicket where you are overwhelmed by those who walk the talk and prove, unlike you that the balls in between their thighs wasn't a biological accident.

pocohantas:
Do all your disses, I don't care...but when anyone decides to trivialise something as inhumane as rape, any sane human would know it's wrong.

It doesn't matter if it happened to me or not.
It is simply not something to be joked with.
It's even against a rule, you can check it up...

If you see me trivialise rape, do well to report me too. Don't just post lies to console yourselves

You all will be ignored, you have nothing different to say.


Goodnight babe.

You speak as though you're a victim of some psychological trauma. Is that the root cause of your misandry?

Have you exposed yourself unwittingly, unnecessarily vulnerable to a man who took the undue advantage? Is it?

Where did it go wrong for you?

bennyann:
That reminds me. Postmann, are you mad at us? Just try saying something to the questions thrown at you. Will you?

What questions? Please remind me.

kingzizzy:
Against the North, those drums dont mean anything. If you boycott elections, its all to the Norths advantage.

There will be no restructuring unless the North agree and they have said it will be over there dead body. The only people who can challenge the North are those who are ready to take up arms. People like Ojukwu, Niger Delta militants. These are the people who the North take serious. The rest of you can shout restructuring forever, the North doesnt care

In reference to the emboldened; if there is regional boycott of general election that in itself will raise serious legitimate concerns over the validity of such election should it go ahead. A case of southern Nigeria boycott of a general election will spell political death to the ruling government.

malton:
There's no such thing as tribal homogeity between the middle belt and the core north. Some middle beltan states understand and speak hausa due to contacts with the hausa civilization. But that's that. They all maintain their individual identities nonetheless.

Just the way some ijaws understand and speak yoruba in the South West and some other tiny Igala tribes in the South East.

kingzizzy:
Not possible. The total control of the south in the national assembly is just about 38%, the North about 62%. What this means is that in other to get the 67% needed to pass a bill on restructuring. The entire SW/SE/SS/NC and at least half of either the NE and the NW, the two biggest opponents of restructuring.

The south are not united enough to boycott eletions

It is simply not possible.

If you listen, listen and listen again you'd hear the drums of restructuring getting bit by bit louder.

A total boycott from the south can still happen with time, even if majority vote fails in the National assembly.

Ogalanyachieze:
imagine what you just wrote. (1Cultural) which culture did you use as yardstick ? The north has more heterogenous culture than south. (2 tribal ) it still has more tribes scattered all over the north. Moreover ur write up was not about tribe or culture its is suppose to be purely economical how come you ended up presenting the north from a cultural view in mind while presenting the south from economic angle. If culture is why the north thrive why did you not include tourism as one of thier economic strength. When next you attemp this thread do your research well dont come to a public forum to insult intelligence. There are very well knowledgable people here. Thank me later

You're getting unnecessarily worked up over a mere individual outlook on what a true federal structure could present economically for the nation.

The entire northern region is dominated by the hausa/fulani even though other smaller tribes are scantily distributed across the entire region.

And they (The North) always presented themselves as a single unit when it comes to their advantage but otherwise split themselves whent it comes to political appointments, eg. the recent allocation of principal positions in both houses of assembly.

I would have given much thought to your critic if you held any objections on the economic potentials of each region as outlined in the topic.

But your objection leans more towards politics than economy.

You didn't query me for not striping each region down to states. Why?

kingzizzy:
When the North controlls over 60% of the votes at the national assmbly, how will anyone pass a vote on restructuring? It will never happen because the northerners will never agree to it.

With total cooperation from the 17 states of the southern region, states like Jos, Benue, Kogi, etc. can be persuaded given the fact that they too haven't enjoyed much from the current structure.

Alternatively, total boycott of all national elections by the southern regions remairemains sure proof that the south has had enough.

Ogalanyachieze:
So op where is north eastern region? Where is north west? where is north central? What is northern region? Break them up too the way you broke southern nigeria

I lumped the northern region as a whole unite because of certain considerations - cultural, tribal homogeneity.

Alright, lezz, AHCB, TSOM what's your take on this?

Should Nigerian leaders come to the point of sincerity and allow a true restructured Nigeria to emerge in the spirit of true federalism, there would be a wide spread of economy diversification so much so that each region will have something to contribute to the national coffers.

A truly restructured Nigeria under the spirit of true federalism would see:

THE NORTHERN REGION ; being the food basket of the nation and also rich in solid minerals even in commercial quantity, it will thrive economically. But its leaders are afraid of true restructuring because they've allocated for themselves most of the oil blocks.

THE WESTERN REGION; Will thrive as a banking and IT hub not just nationally but continent-wide. To a large extent, this region has a front foot being the industrial hub of the country. Cash crops like coccoa can be revived to serve as boost to regional economy diversification.

THE SOUTH SOUTH REGION; Already blessed with abundant crude oil and natural gas, a good regional and aggressive economic policy can see a state in the region establishing a sea port that can give the lagos ports a good run for its money. Nigeria is losing billions annually to over congestion and burocratic bottleneck regarding the lagos ports. It makes good judgement to say Nigeria is over due for multiple regional ports that is well balanced to serve the needs of the country's vibrant import/export demands. States in the region can also revive their agricultural sector by focusing oon cash crops like palm oil.

THE EASTERN REGION; Well known for its unparalleled entrepreneurial vibrancy and zest for technological and manufacturing creativity will no doubt serve as an industrial and manufacturing hub.

Moderate yeilds of natural resources like coal, oil and gas and other minerals (tin, copper and iron ore) and cash crop (palm oil) can serve as boost for economic self-dependence.

There's absolutely no need for any region to fear a truly restructured Nigeria. It's a win win for everyone.

RaggedyAnn:
This is really curious....I asked what happened to this thread that there are so many deleted posts, and now even that has been deleted. Some one is really drunk on power. Get over it already!

Hey Jude,........don't carry the world upon your shoulders. (Just wanted to say that, it's the only line from the song I find relevant). So you're on the single-mother matter? While I am not against showing kindness and generosity to people in need, don't let yourself be taken advantage of. If you're blessed with the means, do it. But let her know you do not intend to make her your responsibility going forward.

In reference to the emboldened;

No one can give what he/she doesn't have. A blood thirty predator can't teach others how to be vegetarians.

You don't teach self control on much harder aspects of life, like faithfulness when you haven't liberated your soul from the temptation the ban button presents.

Oh, OP please help her.

Timelezz:
still better than mtn

I strongly disagree. I will even describe the green coloured one as incompetent and irresponsible. Even with all their innovation like first per second billing, first gprs provider, their services are nothing short of national embarrassment. They're completely unreliable.

Timelezz:
So dstv intends offloading thier exploitation of Africans to another south African company that has mastered the art of corporate thievery and profiteering while sparing their customers in south Africa.

Time for Nigerians to do the needful; ditch mtn and dstv for ctl and glo or any other telecom until these animals from Zululand bring same service they deliver in south Africa back here .

The ANC Government is officially one of the most corrupt government in Africa and is robbing white firms (dstv) blind through BEE and they are selling out or risk bankruptcy.

And they are using Nigerian patronage to offset official mismanagement.

There're facts in what you said. But GLO... !

Timelezz:
take time, we dey chike you.

Watie talkie bou?


Let me open an email and commence activation. See you on Monday.

Timelezz:
so? Of course you'll need a new ID. Get it done and i will add you up. Shiit's brewing. Hahahaha, just kidding.

Shiit always brews.

I need time to get a new email and all that.

Timelezz:
see ya big teeth. Download BBM, abeg.

I have but I'll need a new ID. Lost the previous one.

Timelezz:
big-pricked pastor, you haven't downloaded BBM yet?