Culture › Re: Highlighting Two Igbo Deities And Their Significance To Their Followers (Pics) by postmann: 2:45pm On Apr 04, 2017 |
maj007: And yet they claim they are "ISRAELITES".
Jews my foot!!!! Don't let jealousy eat you up faster than you digest knowledge. I'm not saying the Igbos are Jews or related but going by your point of dismissal on that claim it is important to remind you that the Jews were not faithful in the worship of GOD and have worshiped many strange gods both known and unknown to foreign lands. |
Romance › Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by postmann: 12:06pm On Apr 03, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: APC, A Ruling Party In Opposition - PDP by postmann: 9:31pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
joseph1832: Aye. Couldn't agree more. But I'm sure you know if you tell a mad man that he is mad, he will become violent and tell you you're the one who is mad.
The above is the state Nigeria is in. We're a mentally relegated people. True. Far many are drunk with political wine than with religious wine these days Tell me, where is the motivation for honesty when we see despicable characters succeed in politic?; I tell you, politics have been the trade of dishonest crooks for a very long time. |
Crime › Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by postmann: 8:48pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: The central unit of command is just one amongst a billion problems bedevilling the Nigeria police force.
To begin with, the Police in Nigeria is fundamentally corrupt at an institutional level.
And it is peopled by stark illiterates who don't know anything about the law they are meant to enforce. There's a lack of transparency, respect for citizens and central command passive nod to corruption and extortion. True. |
Politics › Re: APC, A Ruling Party In Opposition - PDP by postmann: 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2017*. Modified: 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
joseph1832: If any set of people is to remind us how the APC is failing, it shouldn't be the PDP cos I'll ask and always ask "What did they do while the were in power?". Big Joe, I want to correct an impression: The masses have been drawn into a deceptive divide with the present political parties and as such played into the hands of the vampires that have sucked every hope of a better life and country for the vast majority of the citizenry. Can we please educate the masses that the present crop of Nigerian politicians irrespective of political affiliation have far more in common and very little that divides them? They're bound by the same ideology of greed, corruption, public fund embezzlement/misappropriation, tribal interest and self-seeking ambition. They're all a fruits of the same tree. There are only two political parties in Nigeria - The Political Elites (TPE) and The Common Man (TCM). When the TPE (current APC and PDP members) fight themselves, it is never for the love of the common man. It's either for their own interest or the masses are being used as pawns to achieve their over all goal which is more power and influence that get them closer to the nation's treasury purse. |
Crime › Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by postmann: 6:18pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Another hypocritical gesture from the Nigeria police force that lacks sincerity.
Same way they boldly inscribe " BAIL IS FREE" on the walls of all police stations across the country, while collecting bail money from innocent Nigerians that committed no offence. The problem with those complaint lines is they are not regional or zonal. They're central and as such would be very ineffective when a complaint comes from Delta state and who is receiving the complaint is in Abuja. Moreover, the Nigerian police needs to work on their image and public trust. It has been free-falling over the years. NB: you have some urgent message to pick up via voice call! Make it by 7:30 pm |
Crime › Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by postmann: 6:16pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Another hypocritical gesture from the Nigeria police force that lacks sincerity.
Same way they boldly inscribe " BAIL IS FREE" on the walls of all police stations across the country, while collecting bail money from innocent Nigerians that committed no offence. The problem with those complaint lines is they are not regional or zonal. They're central and as such would be very ineffective when a complaint comes from Delta state and who is receiving the complaint is in Abuja. Moreover, the Nigerian police needs to work on their image and public trust. It has been free-falling over the years. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 7:28pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Geopolitics is a matter devoid of national emotions. It is the assessment of a countries diplomatic, economic and military influence around the world.
It doesn't allow the domestic trivialities of home issues weigh in. For instance: Japan has socioeconomic advance advancement, higher standard of living, democracy, rule of law, educational standard and technical advancement than China, but China has is greater and have more geopolitical muscle than Japan.
Head to the ballot box to change domestic politics .
Geopolitics is for international muscles. True to type! You're so proud. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 5:55pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: You don't have formal knowledge of international politics By formal you mean earning a degree in political related field of study, like you. Please! Proud and arrogant lezz, there are people all over the world who have contributed immensly to the socio-political advancement of their people and humanity in general who never received your 'formal' knowledge of international politics, rather their works make up the studies that are passed down to you and others who earned a degree in political related discipline.  |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Those are domestic issues, Mr postpunk. Countries aren't measured by domestic issues. If they are, Gabon and Mauritius will be Africa's greatest countries, while Lexumburg and Switzerland will be the world's greatest countries.
When we bring two countries side by side, we are talking about their international power, economic strength, military projection, sphere of influence and hegemonic capabilities.
It is called geopolitics! You're trying to push me with this your point of assessment... |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 3:21pm On Mar 31, 2017*. Modified: 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Ah kill you My patriotic zeal is stronger than the fear of your expletives. I would have dared you. -But why is the fulani-herdsmen rampage an unsolved issue -why is power generation and distribution so unreliable -why is the quality of our healthcare system and delivery so shameful -why do we have arguably the worst police force in the world -what is the Nigerian army doing on our roads in places where there is relative peace? It cost nothing for any state that have suffered continued fulani herdsmen attacks to ban nomadic cow grazing and implement a fixed grazing system where herdsmen can be easily tracked. But no, no state governor can do that. No state legislature can take the initiative. From Benue to Ondo, from Enugu to Delta, the leaders mind their pocket first before the integrity of the land borders of their forefathers. Make I stop here cos I no wan wash this country for public, esp before the eyes of our jealous enemies. ***MODIFIED We dont need any federal laws to allocate lands in our states to fulani herdsmen. That plan was simply a stratagem by Buhari and his fulani advisers to steal fertile land from the south for their ever-primitive herdsmen. That would have given the fulanis a permanent hold on the so called grazing lands. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 3:02pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 2:34pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Hehehehe! Na antispam bot save am.
I used reciprikal to make snacks of the other Ghanaian  Surprises me how you wage successful wars in the name of Nigeria - she is very hard to defend giving the lack of common sense of our leaders. |
Politics › Re: "Igbos And Yorubas Are Embarrasing Nigeria" - Verified Fulani Twitter User Says by postmann: 12:06pm On Mar 31, 2017*. Modified: 3:53pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Coming from a son whose fathers have raped this country for several decades is mind blowing;
Coming from a son whose region is the enemy of civilization and religious zombies is staggering;
Coming from a region that have shackled Nigeria with bonds of impoverishment, corruption and underdevelopment Which have forced our young men to become economic refugees abroad.
This man, coming from a region that produced the mindless, demon-inspired, terrorist group - boko haram - that have smeared the image of this country far more than any other factors, is simply arrogance without borders.
The man forgets he's a foremost descendant of administrative kleptomaniacs; he was delivered on a bed his father never owned. He sits up north, totally oblivious of the fact that corruption, plunder and oppression have been the foundation from which his forebears built their legacy.
Someone please tell him that second to boko haram's negative image casted upon Nigeria is all the public stolen wealth stashed abroad by his immediate forefathers which has given Nigeria the image of a banana republic. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Which kind form? I go just give mix dynamite powers join ekemu give you drink so you go begin speak Soyinka lashes  I trailed the blood-path that led to the abattoir where you slaughtered a Ghananian. |
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Admits That It Lacks The Allure Of The German Three by postmann: 11:32am On Mar 31, 2017 |
ibkgab001: Audi and Volkswagen are two different company but from the same parent
Just like Nissan and Datsun Datsun is old. It's Nissan and Infinity now. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 11:18am On Mar 31, 2017 |
UltraLeslie1: Go take ekemu cool your brain. Ah go ki' you o  Aha! There you go! I'm not those southies you taunt with taking pap. You go kill me? Well, you've been on an 'impressive' run of form. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 9:38pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by postmann: 9:21pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
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Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by postmann: 3:56pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
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Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by postmann: 1:40pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
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Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by postmann: 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore: "Nigerians, Don't Cry For Me If I Die", Nigerians React by postmann: 10:59am On Mar 29, 2017 |
Mr Sowore, you're not a journalist. You're a hired pen for the political elites. Your total disregard for journalistic ethics and professionalism only throw more weight in favour of those who accuse you of being the call-dog of some political bigwigs who offer you some meat in exchange for your dirty approach which is a poor alternative to thorough investigative journalism.
Because the vast majority of our politicians are corrupt and rightly earned the anger of the people, you stride under this platform and endeared yourself to the blind masses who didn't know you're also corrupt, and open to journalistic character assassination.
Mr Sowore, you're a hypocrite who share a lot with those you victimize with your pen; you lack ethics and you abuse your office. You ride on the ignorance of the masses while you make your pocket fat with your crass journalistic approach which you mistook for investigative journalism.
Whatever life throws at you, it is only fair to say YOU HAD IT COMING. |
Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by postmann: 10:04am On Mar 29, 2017 |
joseph1832: Listen to me oh ye Nigerians as I tell you tales that will make your fragile heart weep at the same time, smile.
Listen to me when I tell you my country is full of people who are drunk with religion and tribalism.
Listen to me when I tell you there are many who haven't eaten today, yet they waste their time on the internet.
Listen to me when I tell you many nigerians are foolish because they're mentally lazy.
Listen to me when I tell you that the quote: "if you want to punish a Nigerian, give him a hard copy book to read", is true!.
Listen to me when I tell you just because you can read, doesn't mean you understand/comprehend what you read.
Listen to me when I tell you going to school and obtaining a degree doesn't mean you're educated.
Listen to me when I tell you there's a big difference between being educated and being enlightened.
Listen to me when I tell you I live in a country where corruption is a virtue and honesty is a vice.
Listen to me when I tell you because you have money, doesn't mean you're rich.
Listen to me when I tell you our politicians understand the basic thinking of a Nigerian because they know what pettiness is because they themselves, are petty.
Listen to me when I tell you Nigeria might be the only country, where a voter sell his vote for two cups of rice.
Listen to me when I tell you my country men hardly follow the advice of Proverbs 6 verse 6.
Listen to me when I tell you nepotism is as favourable as going to church on Sunday morning.
Listen to when I tell you that you might not be as different as former president Jonathan and President Buhari.
Listen to me when I tell you that you might be the next millionaire, in the twinkle of an eye, as long as you live in Nigeria.
Listen to me when I tell you "Nigeria is the giant of Africa" is a poetic device call irony.
Listen to me when I tell you you're getting tired of reading me say listen to me.
Listen to me when I tell you, you want me to stop saying listen to me because you might be getting angry.
Listen to me when I tell you you have no choice than to listen to me because you want to know how this poem listen to me will end.
Listen to me when I tell you I'm just getting started.
Listen to me when I tell you Seun is behaving like a classic capitalist: sacrificing intellect at the expense of buffoonery, as long as his bank account keeps smirking.
Listen to me when I tell you Nairaland reflects the thinking of the average nigerian: it is petty, weak, un intelligent, appalling and at the same time, beautiful.
Listen to me when I tell you only in Nairaland, will you read a person leave his business just to campaign for Miss Nairaland.
Listen to me when I tell you only in Nairaland, will you read a person claim to be a mullato, when in fact, they're blacker than the blackest coal mined from the deepest mine in Enugu.
Listen to me when I tell you I will name great minds in Nairaland, not the mind of that mindless mynd who last 44 seconds inside the opposite mind, but the minds of great minds like Postmann, Lezz, Ishilove, TheSonOfMark, Crackhaus, musicwriter, hahn, creamish, joseph1013 and the mind of fellow minds who mind the mind of other minds and impact great mind in them.
Listen to me when I tell you lalasticlala doesn't really like snakes, he's just following the instruction of 'Oga Boss'.
Listen to me when I tell you just because you have eyes and you can see, doesn't mean you can see.
Listen to me when I tell you just because you have eyes, and you can see, doesn't mean a blind man can't see better than you.
Listen to me when I tell you since you've been listening to me, the words listen to me is echoing in your mind.
Listen to me when I tell you since you've been listening to me, you know I speak the truth.
Listen to me when I tell you the words 'listen to me' is a poetic device call repetition.
Listen to me when I tell you the poetic device Repetition, is a powerful poetic device, that's why it's echoing in your mind.
Listen to me when I tell you this poem, is greatly inspired by Mutabaruka's 'Dis Poem'.
Listen to me when I tell you I may get banned for posting this poem.
Listen to me when I tell you just because I hate you, doesn't mean I don't like you.
Thank you for listening to me. Didn't I say this brother Joe got so much to teach? The boldened was a spark of creative genius and managed to be so humour-infectious!  2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics › Re: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by postmann: 10:12pm On Mar 28, 2017 |
Doriana2: The ambiguities involving Dino Melaye's certificate scandal has overwhelmed Nigeria's news space. The pertinent reality that only few people talk about is: Either a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria did not graduate from a university or he graduated with an abysmal grade. It is now clear that a major part of Nigeria's problem is the high number of uneducated and underqualified leaders occupying important political positions. This is unfortunately accompained with a populace that does not seem to care. There was a recent thread of a proud third class civil engr Uniben graduate. While we admire the young man's courage to accept his subpar performance in school, we detest the idea that third class graduates should be allowed to occupy sensitive political postions. Nigerians have to realize that: ONLY excellent and qualified employers can make an organization excellent. Political positions should be treated as an important job vacancy and elections should be seen as a serious job interview. It is because Nigerians don't pay attention to the qualities presented by 'prospective job applicants' and majorly look at tribe, religion or 'Number of Rice Bags shared' that we are in this mess of a country. Unintelligent people would reply by saying 'Many People with 2nd class and 1st class are not as rich as some with 3rd class? They go on to proffer as an example, a detestable and morally reprehensible creature like Dino Melaye. The obvious answer is 'the ineffectual and unqualified political office holders are the cause of the failed experiment called Nigeria. The high rates of unemployment and wealth inequality are due to exactly leaders of such groups. Another class of mentally myopic individuals would cite an example like Goodluck Jonathan, who was a PHD holder but was also mediocre as a leader. The not so obvious answer to this comes in the form of a parable: 'Lack of good tomatoes does not mean we should cook stew with sand'. The fact that GEJ was terrible should spur us on to properly screen our leaders (plus political parties) and request for even better qualities. We should not make the mistake again of selecting someone bad just because average did not work out. A country of 180 million people demands someone intelligent and capable to run it. Lives and futures are literally at stake. We should not take the posts of the president and senators as a testing ground for failures in school. A successful organization like first bank will not employ a third class graduate as CEO so why should NIGERIANS accept third class graduates (or complete illiterates) as senators? Leadership and academic excellence are two different things. Knowledge and academic excellence are also two distinct qualities. A lot of people who weren't academically successful have gone on to become great leaders and captains of multinational business empires.. Your submission is ridiculous to say the least. |
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Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 10:32pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
DriveByKiller: You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! 
The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.
You take NL far too seriously Than you do your real life! So embarrassing! |
Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 9:19pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
CarrotAndStick: Albino liking his wack post with alternative handles. LMAO!  |
Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 8:12pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
lezz: Of whom you speak I know Glory-less sponger and foe Incapable of shame With a crook's fame Postmann Lezz's man  |
Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 5:51pm On May 22, 2017 |
It's a small world and friends can Break bread in solemn communion Without fear of gulping down poison Mid-night laughs and fears crossed phone
Cold, long nights, loyal hands of warmth Made a brother feel a true sense of worth Walls of loyalty sheltered the weak Against the Knights no one dared speak
A NATO-esque resolution made manifest And talent conglomeration brought a full basket Of weapons beyond containment Even romanceland was obeisant
A new sheriff was in town patrolling The boulevard of romanceland was kept clean Caught off guard, Hattchet took the first hit His carcass was dusted off the street
Everyone took notice of a new monster Fear took residence in the heart of every romancelander Once formidable armies were reduced to guerrillas Mischief and dirty tactics the only alternative of theirs
Plunder was great, bounty was rich We counted the loot laying on a sunny beach Victory songs and waves of achievements Caressed the bones in these soldiers' breasts
But one muddied the fountain of the brothers' sweat One deeped his hands in the treasury chest A chain is only as strong as its weakest joint Greed was the master, he just a servant
You got so tall while standing on the brothers' shoulders And you thought you earned your place amongst the stars And you glory in your boastful anthem But took a fall like Judas in Jerusalem. |
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by postmann: 8:44pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by postmann: 8:09pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
lezz: Arrogant? He's an emboldened lunatic dancing naked and has the warped perception to think he's clothed.  |