₦airaland Forum

Smileforme:
Good. Those clamouring for war do not know how ghastly devastating it can be. Especially now there are even more sophisticated weapons. Nobody wants a war, let us embrace peace please.

Nobody wants a war, yet somebody openly declared a war on another without no justification.

engrrichie92:
I'm a tech bro, I currently do 1.5M Monthly in Nigeria and I just got a job offer last month in the UK for 4K pounds monthly(after tax)

My guys there be complaining about bills and how hard it is to save and all over there

So, If you were me, which would you pick and why?

Modified: will also like to hear from those in the UK; what do you think guys?...Now that you know how it is over there, what would you advice?

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4k Pounds is an insult to tech expert. People are earning 250k per annum they are offering u 4k. Because they know u are coming from third world.

4k is VERY VERY low in Uk. Rent per month alone could be as high as 500.

Notwithstanding, Uk experience in your resume might shoot u up for ur next job. Plus naija dey get worse ji

Gbenga6778:
fgbenga927@gmail.com

I am hoping more people show interest. Else, I may not be able to respond to few people. Because I wouldn't have the time to attend to individuals one at a time.

I will he sending bulk mails to all of you about the system. The mail will contain detail information. And the amount i make daily woth this system.

Pasima:
Good morning everyone, please I need your suggestion on this situation.

I have a female friend who always shares things with me. She tells me everything about her and I also told her mine. She is in a relationship about to enter marriage but she is not certain she will marry the guy because he is in the force.

But I am falling in love with her, she comes to my house we watch film together and eat together. We snap pics together, she even sat on my laps to snap pics. I felt like telling her that I love her and I want her as my girlfriend but I am scared she might get angry with me then on second thought I was thinking maybe she was waiting for me to say the word.

What do you guys think?

Do you love her enough to marry her?

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IyaOmo1:
Dear Great Nairalanders

I am in urgent need of your advice on a decision I am about to make that could shape my life and my young family in about few months from now.

I am currently running successful businesses which give me a steady minimum of N1.5M per month with a potential for expansion. I have been nursing the idea of going to UK on a study Visa by September this year with the hope that I can get a well paying job that could surpass my current earnings here in naijja. I also intend to keep my naija business running but we all know trusting people with kind of investment can be tricky and risky.

What assurance do I have about earning more and having a better life in UK? What happens to my businesses I already built up in Naija? What happens to my properties here in naija?

Your advice will be of great help at this critical decision making moment of my life. Thank you

You are earning 1.5m you want to japa to UK of all places?

Quick one. Stay. Travel out to oprn up yout passport. Seek citizenship of one of the smaller EU countries. Y una like to work under people self? Uk wey hard to make substantial income. Seek citizenship for your kids by send your wife their to deliver.

YeyeGbami:
And yet they ran out of Kabul with dia pants down.

See the mumu i told you about.

Boy you know nothing about international politics. Keep romancing your mediocrity.

YeyeGbami:
This una US, una dey too hype am sha.

Person dey spend over $520b annually on defense u dey call am hype? E be be like say head dey pain u.

US is not invincible but it's a superpower (not global power). She is the only superpower there is in the world at the moment. She is the only country that is capable of taking war to another country that's not her neighbor and bring every instrument to bear. So STFU!

Darkseidxx:
Omo.she get fat ass

She is fugly.

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

Wipe that nonsense off your mind. How do y'all get sexual attraction to ir blood?

oladipuposadeeq:
sincerely 2.2m is very fair some people might even be pricing 2m self

2.2m is fair for a 2006 Toyota. Naija currency don cast finish.

Hisbah21:
US and Russia are the earth problem

You must drag US to a problem that Russia is creating.

silverlinen:
Shebi U.S talk say war go start today?
Damn this United States pipo sabi use propaganda oo.

Try to hold your taught before reacting. How do you know that this is not a military tactics? Like the calm before the storm?

God1000:
There's so much back and forth with this Russia-ukraine crisis.

The latest information now is about de-escalation, not aggression.

Russia is already pulling out its troops from Ukraine's border

You guys are not current at all

Lol. Gullible

Righteousness2:
It is a serious Embarrassment on Nigeria. GOD help us.

I JUST DEY LAUGH. THE MAN WEY DEY CLOSE STATIONS NO KNOW ABI THE DEAL? MAKE WE DEY MUMU OURSELVES DEY GO. DT GUY DEY COLLECT CUT FROM KYARI

UGLYSALT:
Okay Our Daughter is 4 Months Now !!! ..... This Woman no wan Go !!!

Abi na 20k Pocket Money i dey Give her every Month for my House !!!

Please you Guys should tell me what to do !!!

She Came for OMUGWO oooooo .... Before you wake up in the morning , This woman don already.... ON DSTV Dey watch African Magic Showcase , With a Bottle For Cool Drink !!!

She No Wan Go Again !!!

I Don tell her Daughter and wetin my wife tell me is ..... "IF SHE GO NOW ..... HOW WILL I BE BATHING OUR BABY" ..... I Don tell her that I Can Bath Our Baby .... She is insisting that she must stay !!!

Here is WHERE The Problem dey ooooo , Read below.

Una know say .... them talk say if woman born , All her curves will come out .... I Think say na Joke oooo

As my wife Born Last 4 Months .... Chaiaa ... come see soft body and Curves ....

But do you know that her Mother Told her Not to Give me Kpekusss Untill Our Baby is 6 To 8 Months !!! .... SINCE THIS WOMAN Born . I NEVER NACK HER oooooooo , and she dey flaunt all those Curves for my Face !!!

Her Mother Can Give Advice for Africa , This woman will come to my room , KNOCK and ask me to come to the LIVING ROOM !!!
She will start Giving all those village advice !!!
weah dey vex me ..... Make i no dey keep friends , Make i dey drink 1 beer in a week , That i chop too much suya , That i should be going to Morning Mass (Church everyday) .

Biko am Tired , what should i do !!!

You too dey availble. That all I can say.

olugabbie:
May be u shd ask urself this question.
Why was NATO created? It was created to form a military alliance that will give the US an upper hand against the USSR in a war. The only threat to US then was the USSR. Now there is no more USSR. Russia is not as powerful as the USSR, But the West never dropped their military alliance expansion.

So if you were Puttin, and the organisation created to destroy you keep expanding to ur border, won't u react? NATO is a military alliance, which is a threat to Russia. Ukraine can join the EU, without having any issue with Russia. But joining a military organization that is created to fight Russia is unacceptable for Russians. Don't let the Western propaganda fool you. The likes of US & UK will do the same if they fond themselves in Russia shoes.

While you are largely right, saying Western propaganda is fooling me means you have agreed that you are not influenced in anyway by Russia's stance, which would be wrong.

NATO, while largely controlled by US, was an alliance to protect the weak, something that Russia is trying to do to Ukraine presently (bullying the weak). Don't forget that America will lose nothing by allowing everybody to fend for himself. But without NATO, many countries in Eastern Europe would have probably being absorbed by Russia.

Have you ask yourself why Russia decided to annex Cremea and Dombass despite the fact Ukraine rejected proposal to join NATO?

It's simple. Putin is a tyrant who sees Ukraine not as a sovereign nation but as part of Russia and will do anything to make it happen.

Ugaboy:
you link to Linkin.. let me connect with you

Send me email.

ThinkSmarter:
They should remove the fuel subsidy
Improve power supply.
Improve accessibility to clean energy [Solar]
Those of you kicking against the removal of fuel subsidy should know that Nigeria economy is solely dependent on oil revenue.
And PMS is used more than AGO, DPK and LNG combined.
Worst case scenario is that most of the subsidized products are diverted to other West African countries where they still market the product without subsidy.
Before federal government will realize more capital for infrastructure development in railways, education, health, agriculture etc.
Subsidy must be removed.
Don't expect state governments to pay salaries smoothly, employ people, increase workers salary and carry out infrastructural development without increase in Federal allocation.


Remove the Fuel subsidy Now!
It's high time we make a crucial decision for our future and damn the temporal consequences.

E be like say head dey pain this one. Wetin OBJ and Jonathan tell u wen dey dey increase fuel Price? How many of them have you seen? Leave d subsidy. Whoever is benefitting from it, I don't give a fvck.

Ugaboy:
Tableau

Good. You can connect with me on LinkedIn. I could provide some guide should you need it.

Ugaboy:
Nairalander, please rate my performance

First and completed Data Analytic Visualization Project... coming from zero to here just in two weeks...I would love to xplain everything in details but I think it not necessarily...this an analysis for U.S Passenger Dataset, I cant rate this so good...I want to xplore some more chart that can carry so much detail and prediction.

Though there is no prediction on this visual...but tell the story of the performance.

The dataset contains Date, Country and numbers of passengers.

With the Analysis, you can make prediction months and days U.S are likely to have more passengers traveling or migrating.

You can also tell the exponential growth, why 2020 has the lowest passengers

Though I have some Machine Learning project on Python, Excel and Statistics (I just choose to share this cus I joined a monthly competition on LinkedIn)

Let me stop here, I see how you all rate a new Barber, graphics designer.
Come and do this for me...man want to feel encourage

What tool did you use?

Northmall:
The creator is lucky Nigerians haven't found this thread

I just dey laugh. Naija go cause am to commit suicide.

gmacnoms:
Just as you no fit balance for life again abi?

You are very stupid. Trying to sell useless item to people. Omo ale!

Part 3 of what men do for cvnts! Men need to emacipate themselves from this madness. These are some of the tools designed to weakened manhood. Most men have lost their masculinity. These tools were deployed to make SIMPle men.

The original design of a man is to love a woman in strength. For her to see you as a shield. Her daddy (I mean that). You train her and make pupils of her. Not this nonsense.

Once the SIMPle man sees vagina or anything skirt, he becomes a walking idiot. The older ones are worst, I have seen a man in his 60s (director in a large company) kneeling down and begging a girl of 22 years (not charm because I know the girl). But if a 40-year old man called that same man by his name, he would pick offense. This madness needs to stop.

Help your fellow men and leave vagina people alone. If your niggas ask u for help, you fold in. But you can take a loan for a vagina. When the going gets tough, na ur guys u go see o.

CriticMaestro:
how am I a simple man?

Bros u are very SIMPle. Wait until she has opportunity to go and leave your sorry ass. Don't be deceived by crocodile tears, in this life everybody thinks about himself or herself first before the next person. Do you think if dt ur girl has sure "Americana" who is ready to migrate her she would think twice about you? You go dey delete app. Continue.

There was a story here about a guy who sent 3m to his girl for wedding, babe use am process traveling and japa. SIMPle man was left with egg on his face.

Ritual money is a scam. The only thing that is real about it, unfortunately, is the sacrifice- the killing pf innocent people or a related sacrifice with the believe that they would make money. Of course, with the sacrifice comes renewed mindset of having money. The mindset of which had they have earlier would have yielded similar results.

PrinceOfLagos:
The South that i support the presidency should go to should be Igbo in all fairness

Y I support this school of thought, the Igbo candidate will need to do massive legwork. And I don't currently see anyone with that political strength there right now. The likes of Wike in SS has more political muscle than any SE candidate right now. You don't win presidential election by being a local champion. You win by spreading your tentacles.

That being said, any party that field a northerner has lost already

Pandorah:
Internal dent? You're not being serious right
Let's assume it's 'internal dent' as stated by you. Do u know it'll cost more than 200k to remove that dent by practically replacing the screen

Anything screen, stay off. That TV mo go balance ever again.

Apus:
How about the friend who introduced the said lady?

I don wash my hand off any kind of investment wey friends bring near me. Too many wolves in sheep clothing.

Which investment? Oga was scammed by pussy. Men at terrible. They will not lift a finger to help their fellow men but simp over smelly cvnts.

Everybody with a sound mind knows this.