₦airaland Forum

kozmokaz:
Imagine see as mayor de lead for front line

While in Nigeria,generals don’t even lead

Naso e dey be in the time of old. The king ought to be a man of war.

Hamziyah:
Your girls that are enrolled to schools here, no be as olosho dem dey graduate?

Who is this decrepit?

They are gradually showing their ugly heads. Ban girls from school snd now media.

ProphetofOdin:
Hi,
Please I will try to be brief as possible as i can.
I work with a firm that sells construction equipment, and head the logistics and warehouse department. I have this junior colleague that has been with the company for 8years(long before i joined cos i have only been there for 2+ years), he is experienced and good at his job.
But yesterday i caught this guy trying to steal two pieces of 70ah batteries, it really broke my heart because he can not even sell this things for up to 100k. I have tried everything in my capacity to make sure those working under my dept enjoy every benefits that are due to them; from hazard allowance, overtime, and so on. I sign all this allowance without asking questions even when sometimes some of them are questionable. I was doing all this so that nobody has any reason to steal and they have small change to augment their salary.
Personally i hate theft and frown at it and they all know it cos i keep preaching against this at every meeting, and if i escalate this to the management at the HQ in Lagos, he might be sack without benefits after 8 long years and he is a family man.

Though I have scold him and told him he would hear from me by Monday morning, the truth is given the situation I don't know what to do with this guy.

I am really confuse cos i don't even know how long he has been doing this shit.

Ask him to write a letter stating his offense and why you feel he should not be punished. This letter remains with you. But it's a buffer against conspiracy in future should such arise from him or his cohort. Humans are dicey.

Please don't escalate to the management. Things are hard. Give him second chance.

Built2last:
If you have any inch of brain cell left in you, never believe anything published by western media.

Don't forget, propaganda is part of war.

Don't fall into that negative cognitive entrapment of the war being painted.

And u blv the Russians are not lying? You must be a genius!

greymiles:
This is 11 bro

Lol. U just like bursting people scam sha .

blackchild09:
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E be like say u no know wetin u dsy do abi? Make dem dem u for pix. Hiss!

epondudu:
My citizens First
This is the real definition of a leader.

Si vis pacem, para bellum --if you want peace, prepare for war. Dt u don't hurt a fly, doesn't mean a fly wouldn't hurt u. U are more secured when your enemies know you have equal madness to give. I don't expect y'all to understand this though.

Zee0007:
My fellow nairalanders help me out on this. My immediate elder sister said she can't marry the guy she's dating.

The guy is a successful barber. I love the guy because he seem responsible and well cultured. From the looks of things, he will make a good husband for her.

But my sister shook the whole house yesterday when the supposed barber proposed to her, She outrightly rejected the guy because of his profession.

She's in her mid 20s. Please what should we do? She's getting older but she seems not to realise.

The guy called me this morning and pleaded with me to talk to her. What will I say to her, now?

A wider view will be much appreciated.

What does your sister do? How much is her monthly income?

TkhGuy:
It's hurtful, I don't know which side of the coin you guys want to follow but, she came that day, uninvited like she use to & know I have to tell her when she starts touching me & reaching my sensitive zone, I held her hands for a while & broke the silence,

I did tell her that we aren't going anywhere after noticing how flirty she is from first 1 month of our date, but she kept coming back, I have broken up with her prior to this, but she still comes to my place uninvited,

She is curvy & seductive, she is beautifully personified,
I don't have time to chase after girls due to the nature of my job, so, she has been the only girl I have all along,


I have carefully made my choice, ladies you all need to learn this cos most Nigerian guys will not tell you this or force it on you..

I can't marry a girl who doesn't trust me, or projects condom forward just at the point of having Bleep with her,

I can't have a girl who can't cook as a wife but gf yes,

I can't harbor a girl who questions my authority as my wife, but as gf yes

I can't take a girl who challenges me even to point of picking up a fight with me as a wife, but as girlfriend, yes

I can't take a girl who disobeys me as my wife, cheating will be nothing to her,

I can't marry a girl who is unapologetic, for girlfriend, yes but not a wife

I can't marry a girl who's 80% contact is raging with boys, even if there are all her cousin, or she doesn't sleep with them I don't care,

I can't marry a girl who wears make up 247 when coming and going and always on a tight body revealing clothes, what that means is she is not done advising herself to highest bidder

This are the conditions & challenges that i tried hard to stop my girlfriend from but she wouldn't let go,

We have dated for more than 3 years but this attitude never changes,

I found someone whom all this came from without me pushing for it, now she is crying out her eyes,

To slap u dey hungry me.

Reflect7:
This whole practice of the Ukrainian govt forcing all men aged 18 to 60 to remain in the country and 'fight' is fascist, authoritarian, and a clear human rights violation. That the UN and other rights organisations have been silent on this is scandalous, appalling and disgusting.

Shut up. This a normal practice in all nations during wartime. It us enshrined in Nigeria laws.

MYND44issaSMOKER:
U.S.A ran away from Afghanistan leaving women and children in the hands of pissful beasts...
If the west could not liberate Afghanistan from the Talibans what makes you think they can save Ukraine from Russia...

Talking like a child.

DoctorOlasDesk:
This is the most foolish war of mankind history. 100,000 soldiers vs tens of millions of a country's citizenry. Completely outnumbered 1000 to 1. Well done. foolish Putin

Putin is a tyrant without sense.

Agbebakun22:
A friend of mine lost an opportunity to work for jp morgan as copywriter. According to email he received he's fit for the position but can't be considered due to his nationality. #lala pls push to front page for wider audience. Pls share your experience.

They avoid Nigerians like a plague.

helinues:


2 nukes would make Putin's invasion easier

U talk like a child.

TheOldGods:
I'll be 25 this year. I got my first Mercedes c300, around last month. But I'm not a guy who likes making noise, however this issue has become serious to me At first it was nice as I needed a car just to cruise. Since I work from home, however it has turned to serious billing from Police officers. Dem no dey ask me of my particulars again, the way they worship me, even young boys clear roads for me hoping that I dash them money. I actually don't like the attention this car is giving me. I'm not a womaniser, still single pursuing that bag, but if I get a good woman here I can take her.


Guys, how else can I avoid getting all this attention in this old outdated Mercedes Benz of mine.

Learn to manage the police. U will need them someday. Forget about your age. Having strong connect with law enforcement will go along way. Don't give them excessive money. Dey drop money for refreshments (1-2k). Sometimes tell them u don't hv. But learn to manage them.

Ps: tell me ur experience with girls since u got d car?

Fahdiga:
This goes to show that Putin is too emotional and doesn't deal with logic. He should know that countries that have more nuclear weapons are ever ready for his madness

Putin is not only mad, but sorrounded by mad people.

athaboi:
This is just simple!
For now, the PDP just need to win the election then go back to look at justice. Even if the parties decide to zone their tickets to south east let's say PDP gives peter obi and APC gives orji kalu, Orji will still win bcoz they are in power and North will definitely vote their party! But a situation where APC gives a southerner their ticket let's say tinubu and PDP gives Atiku then forget it...Atiku will win. So it's either PDP stakeholders in the south have patience or they try and see how it ends

Anybody dt give ticketto northerner is a gonner. Forget ur story.

Michelle70:
yeye, anybody stop ur christian father from building ordinary fish pond in ur local govt?

Nothing concern me with una religious stupidity. But na ur meme crack me up

Olayetan:
He doesn't have to do it in an empty room, I've seen where Masquerades turns into python but the turning process was hidden with sacks but was later revealed after he has turned and when he was turning back into human, they hide if again.


Person wey never see jazz, nah hin dey call am vegetable.

How this make sense to you? How does this different from sysge play.

Reflect7:
SHE'S LYING AND EXAGGERATING SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN HER BILL IN DESPERATION.

IF TRULY 75% OR WHATEVER IS BEING STOLEN, WE WOULD HAVE FOOD AID TRUCKS FROM THE INTERNATIONAL RED CROSS AND MASS STARVATION.

THE AMOUNT LOST TO CORRUPTION IS AT MOST 30% OF THE FG's ANNUAL 35 BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET.

You are right. She is wrong. She wasn't even able to conjure 30% statistical figure to back up her claim. Something you just did with a wink.

Malory:
Did I lie? I'm Yoruba be guilded

I have come to realized something that most folks born and bred jnthe East have major cognitive problem.

mariovito:
Land grabbers. Why punish citizens for a grouse you have with their Presidents. I'll like to believe that France and its citizens have no investments in Russia.

There is an estimated $800b held be Russian elites in foreign countries. This money is a massive tool in the hand of Puttin and it provides inexhaustible lifeline to support the war. Thereby making the sanctions ineffective.

By sanctioning the elites, who are majorly Puttin's folks, the world powers have dratically reduced the Russia's access to much needed funds to keep prosecuting the war. In addition, rich people don't like losing their money. This will gradually create animosity between Puttin and the Oligarchs which could lead to sinister plans against the former.

Note, it is only the elites of a country has the influence and the muscle to cause serious harm to seating president. Because they have their folks in every sector, including the armed forces.

HYDEEE:
Will you keep quiet there...

But this woman ugly sha.

Funny. U won sell no pictures. Continue.

austinofex:
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Does it hv retina display?

Mickykarim:
Turn of event. I may not be reading this well. People in support of Russian aggression against another sovereign state. The world has just turned a MESS when people justify infringement on another. God help us all.

IT IS BECOMING DANGEROUS TO LIVE HERE, ALL SENSES ARE NOW LOST AND NO LONGER STRAIGHT. I MIGHT BE HEADED FOR THE MOON.

This is FSB and KGB at work. Don't be alarmed. A few dollars in the right places, activists go show face.

Gbajure:
That is how US keeps causing trouble everywhere.

Just open your mouth waah!

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

So says a vaginarjan! Hoes wouldn't seize to amaze. Different tactics everyday.