₦airaland Forum

Lashist:
Wike was attacked then. Look at the big names in the memorial. Is falz or macaroni an igbo...i am sure you aren't yoruba and even if you are, you aren't more yoruba than macaroni who oba recognized.. Stick to writing tales about how Ronaldo is your best player

Macaroni, still. ‘Chei.’

If he wants to be a snack at least let him add Parmesan to his brand. Nnamdi Kanu would readily eat him up on that premise for lunch.

Why do I get the feeling that one of them’s called Bianca?

Devonelle:
Exposing your family on a toxic public forum. Ozuor

Right. I’m as reserved and self-contained as they come but the moment I start inappropriately-exposing my deeply-personal/familial circumstances on a forum is the moment I open myself up for all-sorts. Even if he’s telling the truth he’s far too indiscreet for his own good.

It’s a disgrace how anyone can defend such an idiot.

Hmm.

ahnie:
ABEG you all should take some chill pills,it's the woman's birthday for Christ sakes, what's all this fuss about.
Life's too short to be carrying another in man's problems for head like i'chafu(headgear)

But who’s to say this woman actually exists in the way this idiot says she does?

Danisaint112:
This story looks fake. But every right thinking person (man) suppose to know that you don't do such in just two weeks and you're expected to wait for atleast 3 months for her to fully recover.

But if it's true then you are heartless and lack self control. Fact.

Very fake. If I was one of the unassumingly-generous souls who dashed him ogho I’d be fuming at this point and ask for my money back.

Olasyke:
Hope your wife is working? Hope she has a hustle that brings in tangible profit? You have four kids and this is nigeria. I wouldn't want anything happening to you and the kids would later have to turn to all sorts to survive.

She’s too busy popping out kids like no akara-seller’s business to hustle/have a job, na.

These threads are very disturbing.

Serious doubts.

Obavoh:
I work as a personal Driver.

My boss loves me as his own son. He has been out of the country for months but he still pays me my salary because of how honest and hardworking I am.

I also have side hustles which fetch me as much as 20k monthly.

Do I look hungry?

Who’s to say this is even you?

I have my doubts.

Danniedpastor:
Mr Obavo its nice to see how you celebrate you wife. She's such a beautiful lady.
I believe you are not planning to give birth again o.
Focus on giving your queen and children better life, OK.

Or at-all considering he’s not actually the one with a vagina.

duro4chang:
Like any other towns we have people from Benin Rep, igbo, hausa, igala etc doing their business. Some are farmers, labourers, palm wine tappers, traders etc.

Don’t think for a split second that I don’t know all that. I meant indigenously.

Forget the U.S. Constitution, man. The bit that authorises the widespread use of guns casts moral doubt over the whole thing.

Chinua Achebe: Things Fall Apart

Anyika Onuora: My Hidden Race (this one’s very close to my heart)

Ernst Kretschmer: Physique and Character

Emil Kraepelin: Manic-Depressive Insanity and Paranoia (1921)

Anything by Chimamanda-Ngozi Adichie.

And plenty more.

What non-Yoruba ethnicities would be part of Oyo State?

Well-in, Scousers.

brainhgeek:
This could implicate you OP.
If she just turned 21 and you have at least, one year between your 4 children, it means she started childbirthing at the age of about 13. That is child abuse and you could get into serious trouble for that.

I’m pretty-sure stuff like this is legal in the North. All the poor nwata-nwanya needs to be is 13.

Shaking my head.

nedekid:
How this kine fine lady go fall for this nigger hand for goodness sake?
4 kids at 21?
Poor girl just ruined her life.

It’s nigga, not nigger. Don’t ever make that mistake.

foleskay:
I'm very sure this obavoh guy is from Benue or taraba. Na dem dey live weird lifestyle like this!

I’m sure there’s a good lass in that lady in his O.P. (whoever she actually is) but this middle-belt trolling/serial-impregnation (whichever it is) ain’t it.

SultanYoung:
i wonder if our noble Nairaland is now over crowded with un ethical beings acting as spectators in peoples private life.

What stop your filthy hands and decompose brain from wishing them happy birthday and focusing on the HARD LIFE task ahead of you

Put stuff online for all-and-sundry’s anya and people are going to talk and speculate even if they’d be minding their own business otherwise. You want privacy, you don’t open-up about this side of yourself on the web. (even assuming for a minute that he don-tell the truth) and post selfies of both himself and the mother.

Obavoh:
God just blessed me and my wife with a bouncing baby girl at 6:15am early this morning. My home has 3 soldiers and 1 princess . I am happy.

Join me to celebrate. For the women looking for fruit of the womb, your prayers will be answered.

P.S: I might not be a millionaire but I do not beg to feed, clothe or house my wife and kids.

My eldest child is 4 and will begin school next January by the special grace of God. I will see all my kids to university level.

I will give birth to as many children as God blesses me with. As long as I keep on performing my responsibilities, I will not lack to provide for my family.

I rather spend on my wife and kids than carry multiple women and live a reckless life.

Stay blessed

Stop ittt.

xynerise:
I believe she is still pregnant with No. 5 kid

This man married her because of sex

Anddd we have a troll in the OP. That’s the final straw.

Laturuturu:
Child abuse ..this girl is supposed to be in secondary school

Why are you like this...are you sleeping with her already.
You have no conscience.

But she’s 21, not 15.

Obavoh:
My beautiful wife turned 21 yesterday.

I decided to give her a special birthday treat because she has been the best wife I could ever wish for.

She is kind and honest. A great mother to our four kids.




I bought her this beautiful outfit. She loved it so much she took more than 100 photos on my phone and begged me to post it on my Facebook. Funny woman

Right. I see.

Please tell me she had one lot of quadruplets.

Bunnybee:
Happy birthday to her.

4 kids at 21

You should have invested the fried rice and turkey money on a carton of condoms.

It’s a bit late for that. He might as-well torotoro-party away with her now.

Who said anything about her being 21?

TheFacelessMan:
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Burn him alive or ....

Smear him with honey & place him on a giant anthill. Put a small fire at the bottom to enrage the ants.

Sounds good to me.

Know your boundaries, auntie.

That’s what you tell her politely. Everyone over the age of 15 has an entitlement to a private life.

Poor kitty.

budaatum:
Lol.

I often wonder how to get it on Naija telly.
If anyone knows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EastEnders?wprov=sfla1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGlNykQ_AU

Aww.

It’s not always.

missidy:
First, there is nothing like otong soup. Now to your question. Atama, abak, afia afere, editan.

Whatever one of those Ibibio-lite variants of okra soup is called, that’s what I’m referring to be Otong (feel free to correct me with its actual name).

You cut your losses, give him what-for and move on. Some people do not deserve your forgiveness.

decatalyst:
And some...in this same Nigeria regard it as rubbish even though they see their fellow black and yellow skinned country men eating it.

It is well

That’s because the way Yoruba people make it really is rubbish.