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Pussy cat... Al fuckupp

RodgersAkpafu:
You must have gotten distinction in your English waec

Thanks boss... I had C6 in my English language.

Summary of the story...

1. He knew how to hunt for jobs.

2. He left a job for better jobs.

3. His course of study in the University gave him an edge in securing his desired jobs.

4. He cast his nets(job hunting) wide over a large area of catchments.

5. He put his brain into use.

6. He spent 3 good years as trainee

7. He has a baby mama with two kids.

8. He's planning to retire by the time he clock 40.

9. He's into crypto and many other side hustles.

10. He's planning to have $1M as liquid asset by the time he retired...


The oga patapata of them all.... He stored his money away in dollars not in poverty-stricken naira..

I lay my hands on my head and .....
Olamide song comes to mind.... Poverty die die ...Poverty die die

Nounsense dey smell

Ologbo-sere meaning in Yoruba...
PLAYFUL CAT

NGpatriot:
Almost your turn...

Since you desired this for yourself, so shall it be for you in Jesus name

NGpatriot:
It's one thing to be dumb and ignorant and also to defend your body, but it's another thing when your ignorance and poor judgement endanger, infect and kill other people.

People like you make poor decisions that kill other people, ICU and hospital beds are full because they are full of sick, ignorant and infected anti vaccine people dying because they made ignorant and horrible decisions.

If it's just you being ignorant killing yourself, it's perfectly ok, but knowingly refusing to protect yourself and others and allowing others to die needlessly, filling up hospital beds because you refused to look out for your fellow man while others are denied surgeries and critical care for non C-19 conditions is selfish, it's evil and ungodly.

Letting your ignorance kill innocent people is unforgiven.

You're not making any sense Mr man,you can't force anybody into receiving the covid 19 injection, after all those who received it then were killed by the same virus and others had severe complications....

To hell with them and their antivirus injection.

Chioma is a good girl,but the rate at which her body is falling apart is heartbreaking... No disrespect, even Omotola with 4 grownup kids still get hot body pass chioma.

At least she has realised that her only hope is hitting the gym asap...

Goodluck to her in bringing back home her husband.

Black girls... I'm not disappointed.

They are rude
Exudes stupid confidence like terrorists
They look for trouble as if its oxygen
They can yab your forefathers with little or no provocation...


Spits

Sixsigmahub:
Update from

A male graduate who recently got a job in a company shares a story to Siggy how the boss of his new company turns out to be the girl he dumped ten years ago because she was uneducated.

On this article, he reveals that the boss in the company was the same girl he dumped many years ago when he gained admission into the university because she was not properly educated at the time he gained admission into the university.

He felled guilty and didn’t know how to ask her how she became so rich that she owned a company.

Read his story:

This world is just a small world, i can’t believe myself, it seems like I’m dreaming.

I just discovered that a lady that i broke up with about 10 years ago, because she was not properly educated is the owner of the company I’m currently working as one of the marketers.

We started dating when i was in SS1 and she was in JSS3, but she was dull, sometimes i used to teach her to some extent but unfortunately after that, she will forget all that i taught her.

Though we were normal until when i got admission into the university, after my first year, i began to hang out with other girls in the school, it was this time i started comparing her with them.

Then she doesn’t know how to speak good English although she genuinely loved and never asked for anything from me but since i have met with other girls, who were outspoken and beautiful too, i thought it was the best time to leave her.

During my ND2, i made up my mind to breakup with her and move on since there are many beautiful and educated girls in campus. So one day i picked my phone and called her and told her about the new development, i was like i can’t be dating someone who is not educated enough, while I’m about to become a graduate.

She cried and cried, pleading with me to stay with her that she will definitely improve soon. but i had made up my mind to leave, i stopped calling her, even when she called or texted, i didn’t take her calls or replied her messages.

Boom i started dating a lady called Amaka, i felt like i had finally met my match, because she was educated and beautiful too, but unfortunately before my graduation we broke up over an unresolved misunderstanding.

After my service, i decided to change location in order to start a new life, i started applying for job, luckily after some months, i got a job but the salary was not much because i had lots of responsibilities to take care of.

I worked for the company for 7 years before i decided to quit and look for another job because the former job was not encouraging, i was only managing all these years.

I searched for a job for almost one year, then one Monday morning, i got a call from one of the companies, i submitted my CV and was told to come for interview immediately, i had to rush there, the interview was successful, that’s how i started working but i noticed a strange movement after two months of working in the company.

I was promoted, while other workers who have been there before i was employed never received any. I was transferred to the headquarter, unknowingly to me that it was all planned by the same lady i dumped many years ago.

The next morning when i got to the office, she sent for me and i was like “what’s happening, at first i got promoted, now director wants to see me”. I walked to her office but couldn’t remember her because it has been years and i never expected her to be in such position.

The moment i got to her office, she mentioned my native name which i knew i have never used since i travelled out of my state.

I received the shock of my life when she revealed that she’s the same girl i dumped many years ago when i gained admission into the university. I was short of words because i have worked for the company for three months, definitely i have received salary three times from the same girl, i dumped simply because she’s not properly educated.

I was guilty and didn’t know how to ask her how she became so rich that she owned a company.

I only pleaded with her not to sack me because i had no other job to rely on, but even as that I’m not comfortable with the work because I’m ashamed of myself.

Sometimes it pays to be patience with one another whether educated or not educated. Don’t look down on anyone because no one knows tomorrow.”

https:///the-girl-i-dumped-years-ago-became-my-boss-at-work/

As a veteran nairalander,I know how to catch lai Mohammed protégé... Op you said you gained admission to university? How come you were in ND2(Polytechnic) when u dumped your imaginary girlfriend ? See,if you don't want to be unfortunate make una reduce the rate una dey dispense lies like ATM on this holy thread ooo... Aha ah only you?

dodoisk:
plz sell Nigeria

A right thinking investor can never invest in a bad market... How many investors have we been able to attracts to this nation in the past few years? The answer is No ....


Except Chinese,who came purposely to plunder our mineral resources and left us empty handed before they pack their load go.

Paragon311:
And we keep shouting Giant of Africa.

A sinking country not willing to come out and get revived.

It is a big shame I am part of this shithole.

Nothing works and obviously it's not gonna work.

Even our population that is of high advantage is of no use and relevance in Economy productivity..

You know why Nigerian is going backward at an alarming speed is because all our leaders think through their anus... No foresight to formulate good policies that would sustain the future generation to come...


I gave up on the con3 long time ago.

Tell this midget to goan steal it,the so called preachers refused to pay the Pentecostal tax... Awon werey meji to occupy Aso Rock,one is a sadist and killer and the other a pretender and intellectual arm robber...

Mr Kusi Boafo, Ghana's head of Public Sector Reforms returns from a weeks visit to Rwanda;

"The only thing we've than Rwanda is our politicians drive luxurious cars than theirs. From what I saw, Ghana is an embarrassment of a country and a total abomination to the creator"
"I was there with a 7 member delegation. We stepped out to find food. In fact there was no seller on the streets and everything was in order. With the equivalence of 40cedis, I fed all the 7 people. Rent is so controlled and accommodation is easy. I realized Ghana is in crisis".

"Police were not stopping us unnecessarily on our way so I asked the driver and he told me all vehicles are equipped with chips from the Vehicle Licensing. Once your road worthy and license are valid, you just swipe them every morning. If it expires, the police are aware".
"There's so much serenity in the country. I saw a Methodist Church in a village shut down because the building looked weak. Church was told to put it in good shape before they can get permit to reopen. They dont want to wait for it to collapse before they blame God"- Kusi Boafo

"If we don't stop worshipping politicians and playing foolish NPP vs NDC politics, we will suffer in future. I admit that I as a Public sector boss from Ghana, I drive a better car than their finance minister. They've more ambulances than we have. Ambulances even placed in farms"
"A minister told me that in 2008, Kagame gave loans to equal number of men & women to do business. They'd account after 5yrs & the women had increased their profit in folds but most of the men didnt survive. This explains why women receive 10% higher salaries in Rwanda than men"
"We toured the country. Saw lot of big plantations like coffee, tea and others. To my amazement, there were ambulances following farmers to the plantations in case there's an injury. These small villages had hospitals with very young efficient working medics. I was in awe"

Was stunned to learn that their minister of Public Sector Reforms schooled at the Univ of Ghana Biz Sch. A lot of them actually school in Ghana. Their free Education ends at the Junior High School Level. The Sec Schools are only subsidized"

WHAT LESSONS CAN NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS LEARN FROM THIS?

ClassicMan202:
80% of your lungs??..... Na wa o


Doctors in the house, is it possible?

Nigerians will lie a dead man will wake up and the lie will rekill the risen dead all over again....Haba kilode Mr Linus?

Marriage is not a bed of roses... Mind you don't expect him to be sweet all the time...because bukata don yapa now(bills are plenty)... All these may cause an African man to be boring at times...


And aunty,try and study him very well to avoid his bad side,you are married to a man not Angel... We all have our wicknesses.
Don't leave your marriage o... Don't allow the prayer points of some desperate sisters out there to be answered on top of your matter oo.
Goodluck

Taoma is it that content don finish?

U know say na deaf and dumb government be this one wey dey run things for villa?

Kwantinue ooo

muller101:
Pls move this thread to crime section

U get bad mouth sir

shekoduza:
Am not surprise, this is a typical Yoruba Man's life. They can betray you at the 11th hours.

Will you shut the septic tank you called mouth up? Stop generalising stupidity

DoggoneDogg:
I fear who nor fear Afonja. Backstabbing cowards!!

Retardinho.... What a waste of spermatozoan

Just say a one word curse for this bastard of thousand fathers...


Fani-bastard .... Omo ale jati-jati

Envy and jealousy is a plague,it consumes some foes to the extent that they recruits others to join them in these self inflicted bitterness...


Wtf if everything is all about C Ronaldo?.. This guy has paid his dues,go and do yours if it easy...

Chelsea fans are so bittered to the extent they compared CR7 to Lukaku... CR7 a man with 4 leagues champions from 4 different clubs with a man who just won a league in Seria A... Haba why are you so forgetful?


Cut CR7 some slack,no be me cause your useless ewe not to have score goals for his farmers league... Nounsense

Let's call the super mod to push this to front page now....

Abi almost 6000 views and counting ...



I hope you're not scared seun may yank you off your job?


Oya mod do normal thing

vee22:
he is not a billionaire

You don't know anything do you?

Trendy247:
Stop posting rubbish on nairaland

Borrow yourself sense son

Bombastically00:
He's cute sha but that nose can breathe for the whole Nairalanders

We are talking of billionaire here,why won't he be fresh and handsome? Except if he owe buhari burantashi money

possibilita:
Core alone doesn't determine a laptop.
You have to consider the type or drive (HDD or ssd).
The ram
Processor speed
Keyboard light
Touchscreen
Finger print
Dedicated graphics

Also,

The generation matters ...

You can't compare 7th generation laptops that's cori3 with 4th generation cori7... because the 7th generation is superior in functionability to 4th generation with cor or no cor bullshitt... Is that clear?

lilvicky68:
With him cowboy Christmas cap..

That's him oo...

Some few months ago,precisely during end SARS protests I came across SEUN OSEWA twitter handle,that was how I laid my hand on his picture...


In case you don't know him,SEUN is a very private person he hardly post on nairaland...


Check out his picture below

Destinyleads:
Thanks for alerting US. Please do oau accept HND 2.98cgpa for their PGD programme?

What course do you intend to study?...


I will say yes,they are accepting HND(Lower Credit) provided you passed the entrance exam.

JovialJune:
So many low esteem people here, see them already dissing their country cos another country has their own standard, other countries give zero marks to students who didn't do well in exams, it is not a Nigerian thing, does that mean those countries don't care for their well being?

@Op that nonsense giving a student who submitted a blank sheet 2 marks is rubbish, that is encouraging failure, and submitting a blank sheet to a lecturer that took his time to teach is an insult and a waste of his time and energy, the student will not be motivated to do better cos they will always accept the fact that 2 marks is better than nothing, and the effort of parents paying school fees of that type of student is a pure waste of funds, stop encouraging failure, having a zero will make a student sit up and do better, especially when carry over keep mounting up.

One of the sadist we paraded as lecturers sighted....


Charlie,Mango,Tango over... He's sighted ,should I proceeds on terminating his sad mood?

Base: Carry on soldier,give am brain resetting bullet.....kaboooom