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distance relationships can be a pain in the butt

BigStout:
May u and your family beg till you enter your grave. Shameless bastard

Admins

A rētard like this will be running lose, breaking the rules on this forum, yet you fools call your selves Admins.

You ban ppl from even posting games and minor offenses, yet you turn a blind eye on maggots like these.

You clueless Admins have just turn this place into a huge joke.

Op, get busy with other things, ignore her for a week, if these results in a breakup, then it was already over.

Mood swings my a.s.

if you can't command iota of respect when you are dating, do you think it will happen when you are married?

It's better to masturbate than to end up fvcking the wrong person

Op, get a Boyfriend

hope2wise:
na. 2 straight win, and one draw

OK, I will send you a pm, I would like us to share some ideas on in plays or if you have an inplay rollover strategy to share

hope2wise:
won 11k yesterday wit 5h

1. 20.03.17 20:45 AJ Auxerre - Racing Strasbourg (1X2) Customer type: Racing Strasbourg @ 2.50 Result: Racing Strasbourg 2. 21.03.17 20:45 Oxford United - Bolton Wanderers (1X2) Customer type: Bolton Wanderers @ 2.75 Result: Bolton Wanderers 3. 21.03.17 20:45 Rochdale FC - Millwall FC (1X2) Customer type:

Congrats, did you win it thru inplay?

austino677:
The hardest task for punters is to rollover 20 games without losing .... For those complaining about megabet una sabi..... If u don't like a book.. Please use another

So are you saying you have succeeded in rolling over 20 games?

hope2wise:
no b me go exchange words wit u this night. peace

pls don't stop, am actually looking forward to your inplays, I may learn something from them.

And pls, don't allow ppl to easily influence your decision when you set out to do or achieve something.

TheLoneCitizen:
Leicester won the match, 3.3 Leicester qualify 3.9.


So up next is the Monaco match, although I don't want Monaco to get eliminated.

The thing you don't realise about the Football Manager Franchise, is that players who can take an Accrington Stanley from non league to Champions League Glory already have an unofficial coaching badge.



What I think is Monaco will win the match(2.90) but won't qualify. What do you think? Good morning Nigeria!!

I think in ht is worth a small stake

Op your friend it is still a learner

miisy:
... BUT, I STILL LOVE HIM!
(Written by Oyekunle Lizzy Oyebola)

(Auntie Nancy offers Chloe a neatly peeled orange on a small saucer but the latter collects it sharply and drops it on the stool beside her with a bang)

AUNTIE NANCY: (Frowns) What is wrong this time sister? You need more money or your CGPA dropped from 4.9 to 4.89?...which one o, my worry worry baby sis?

CHLOE: (Sighs) Its Kelvin sis... Its Kelvin

AUNTIE: (Eats her orange) What about him this time?

CHLOE: (Sobs) January 12th, Kelvin said I looked like a frog without any apology and he was not interested in me anymore. I begged him and he said he would manage to go on.

AUNTIE: (Looks aghast as she drops the orange) What!

CHLOE: January ended well until February 14 when he called to tell me he doesn't have a val gift for me because its an anniversary for lovers and he doesn't feel he had ever loved me. He dropped the call and I called back to tell him to forget about any gift and let us continue our love!

AUNTIE: (Shakes her head) Hmmmm

CHLOE: On March 15, my birthday, I decided to celebrate with my friends in the department and invited him. About an hour to the celebration, I called to ask about his whereabouts, he said he wasn't going to attend because he learnt that I invited some guys to the get together. He said he can't stand other guys talking about me and until I ordered all guys to go would he come.

AUNTIE: (Shaking her legs seriously, her lips pursed) And you did?

CHLOE: (Holds her head in her hands) Of course I did! I had to do all to keep my man! Now, I have lost all my male friends

AUNTIE: (Nods vigorously and smiles, her lips shaking) Continue

CHLOE: April 24, we met inside a bank premises. He was with his female friend. I smiled and rushed to greet him but he walked past me. I was embarrassed. I called him when I....

AUNTIE: (Pulls at her skirt) You still called?.... Ah!

CHLOE: (Sobs) Yes auntie, I did! He said he was sorry but that he was just embarrassed at the way I was dressed. But auntie, I was wearing the same cloth I wore the day he proposed to me. The same dress he had admired greatly

AUNTIE: (Shakes her head still) Hmmm, so exactly what has he done today June 23rd?

CHLOE: (Starts to cry heavily, pulling at her silky hair) If not because I am sure he is God’s will for me. If not because I am sure he is God’s will for my life and that this is just happening as a storm that I know it will surely pass, if not because....

AUNTIE: (Hisses silently, still shaking her head) What did he do now?... C'est fini!

CHLOE: (unbuttons her blouse and turns her back to her aunt) He beat me to stupor and threw me out of his house!

AUNTIE: (Stands up slowly) Ah!... The Lord my God!... The Lord my Lord!... Ah! But what was a christian sister doing in the house of her fiance all alone?

CHLOE: (Buttons her blouse again) He insisted that I come! He said it would be over if I didn't come. He said he was led of the Holy Spirit that I should come. I had to obey the Holy Spirit!

AUNTIETears gather in her eyes) Yeh... Ah!... Oluwa mi oooooo!
Which Holy Spirit?.. Ah, obviously not my Comforter!

CHLOE: He said he was led to search my body because the Holy Spirit told him I have evil marks on my body. I refused blatantly but he pulled at my clothes for a long time but when I bit at his shoulder, he started to beat me, called me a LovePeddler and pushed me out of his house.

AUNTIE: (Tears strolling down her face) So, what do you want from me? Why are you telling me this?

CHLOE: (Moves to her aunt and holds her hands, sniffing wetly) I want you to help me call him. Help me tell him that it was the work of the devil that allowed me to bite him. I also want you to join me in prayers to ask God to change him

AUNTIE: (Bites her lips) Ah, my Father!... This girl is just sharp for nothing! First class student for nothing!... Ah... Chloe! (Starts to cry as she falls on her knees)

CHLOE: (Looks shocked) Auntie, is anything the matter? Kelvin isn’t that bad o. He is just a chloeric!.. He even speaks in tongue. Let's just pray that God will go and show Himself strong in his weaknesses!... I love him... I love him still!

AUNTIE: (Looks into her face, shakes her head and rises to her feet, sniffing wetly) Let's go to his house now.

CHLOE: (Smiles as she wipes her face) Are you for real?

AUNTIE: (Picks her hand bag) Let's go!

(They walked out through the door and walked to the park. Auntie removes the tarpaulin from the Highlander jeep and opens the door. Chloe remains outside, looking shocked)

AUNTIE: Chloe, come in and let's go please

CHLOE: When you have about four good cars here, why are you going inside the one that is faulty?

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked) Faulty?... (She starts the car and the sound is loud enough to wake the dead. Chloe covers her ears)

CHLOE: (Shouts) We can't go with this car, auntie. Turn off the ignition! (She covers her ears)

AUNTIE: (Comes down from the car) Why?

CHLOE: Isn't it obvious that this car is faulty aunty?

AUNTIE: I just feel led to take this car. Its just its silencer that is faulty. I trust God to touch it!

CHLOE: (Shocked) What! Auntie, is everything okay?

AUNTIE: (Starts to cry) Its this car I love. Come and lets pray for it. It must work! Its the first car my husband bought for me and I love it! If the silencer doesn’t stop malfunctioning, I am not going to go anywhere. Let's pray please

CHLOE: (Stops suddenly) Auntie... (stammers) Exactly what are you... Erm... Are you... (bursts out crying)

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked too) Why are you crying for the poor car? Please, lets pray for it. Lets heal it of its sickness. All the other cars present are okay but its the one I want. The brake is bad but its the one, it killed my first daughter, but its the one (starts to cry) it made my husband’s right leg shorter than the left but its the one I want. Its the one! Its been banned from even plying the road but my love for it!... Oh! (She cries on)

CHLOE: (Sits on the floor) Oh Lord!....Oh my! Oh my God! Is that the picture of me?....oh Lord!...Ah.... I have been foolish...(Wails).... Oh Lord!

AUNTIE: (Moves to sit on the floor beside her) You don’t have peace in your courtship, peace is ruled out in your marriage definitely!

CHLOE: (Cries on) Ah!

AUNTIE: He beats you using the name of the Holy Spirit during courtship, that's a red light!... In marriage, there would be disaster! There would be causalities!

CHLOE: (Cries harder) Its just... Its just,... But I love him!... I do!

AUNTIE: (Pats her back) Its not love! Love sees clearly! He is using you! You are infatuated about him! He can kill you but you want to stay put!...you want to endure the marriage when God wants you to enjoy it!

CHLOE: (Blows her nose into a hanky) I am not sure I can survive without him!

AUNTIE: (Looks shocked, her hands crossed) Chloe, Kelvin is an angry man, he is not born again, leave the tongues and the lies he is saying in the name of the Lord, he is a jealous guy capable of telling you to even cut ties with your parents after marriage! He is wicked! He is a sex-driven beast as well! He isn’t proud of you! He is not in love with you! If he loves you, he wouldn't call you a toad or frog or whatever! He would apologize when wrong.

CHLOE: (Rests against her chest) Aunty, what should I
I do?

AUNTIE: (She stands and walks to the car, draws back the tarpaulin) We have to return the tarpaulin first of all and then call daddy to ask him what car he is releasing for you to use. You will pick the car and unlike this one, they are washed thoroughly and you can start your smooth drive.

CHLOE: Breaking up with Kelvin...

AUNTIE: Break up before he breaks you!

CHLOE:... and then going back to God for a fresh beginning you mean?

AUNTIE: (Claps her hands) Correct!

CHLOE: We have been together now for five years aunt (Sobs)

AUNTIE: No matter how far one is on the wrong path, its not too late to turn back darling. Its not! Turn back before you turn black!

CHLOE: (Cries aloud, her veins very visible) Ah!...I never knew I had been foolish Baba mi ooooo....Forgive my foolishness Lord! Console me Lord!

(Auntie holds her back, dials Kelvin's number and puts the phone close to her ears)

AUNTIE: (In a loud voice) Kelvin is on the line, break up now forever!....

CHLOE: (Looks into her face pitifully as tears rolled down her face) Can I?... (she whispers)

AUNTIE: (Whispers too, aggressively) BREAK UP, NOW!

CHLOE: (Sniffs) Hello, Kelvin... Its Chloe

KELVIN: So?

CHLOE: (Frowns a bit, shaking) I break up with you in Jesus' precious name!

KELVIN: (Laughs) How many times have you said so before? Can you survive without me? You think you can?

CHLOE: (Shakes her head aggressively, standing up) I have been foolish to remain with such an hypocrite as you! I am a queen! I must have let my guard down for an ingrate like you! I must have been really blind to think it was you...

KELVIN: Chloe, who is teaching you to face me? Who?

CHLOE: I have woken up Kelvin!... I am no more in a drunken slumber! I have been infatuated, right but not anymore! It ends today! Why should I remain with someone who makes me feel less when God makes me great! Why should I be beaten blue black when my Savior is unbeatable? Why should I waste my emotions on someone who doesn't worth it? Why should I be unequally yoked with an unbeliever?

KELVIN: What!... Are you....

CHLOE: Stop there! You have no right to talk back at me anymore. Its a break up for real this time!.. Bye!

KELVIN: Chloe... Wait... Chloe.. Wait!....

CHLOE: (Pants hard as she removes her sim card and breaks it) I can’t be made to ride on horses and stoop so low to begging for a ride on bicycle!... No!

AUNTIE: (Watches on in awe, smiling, she starts clapping with glee) That’s the spirit darling!. That's the spirit!

CHLOE: (Pauses as she looks at her aunt) I feel somehow...(Drops her shoulders) I feel great that I finally spoke out, but....(Pouts sadly) I also feel.... empty!

AUNTIE: (Hugs her) You will heal darling! You will heal, love. You will!

Yes you will heal ladies! Check your relationship connection again!
Yes you will heal guys! Check your relationship connection again!
Ask God again!
His will is sweet!
Never would he want a bad car for you!
#Be_free!

Written by Oyekunle Lizzy Oyebola

Lovely story O

Safiaa:
Yes it's very possible. I'm 22 and I've been in 4 relationships in my life. They're times in life where you end up meeting a guy and you have a connection with him. You end up having sex, but it doesn't end in a long term relationship. Things like this happen all the time. That doesn't necessarily mean the girl is sleeping around with anything that comes her. That is not what I'm trying to promote.

Kudos Op don't mind Nigerians with their hypocrisy.

this is when you wish they will pass the gender equality bill.

Op it's none of your concern

it's better you tell him the truth now, trust me you don't want him to find out from another source cos shit will surely hit the fan.

If loves you he will help you stop it.


Note: you can't hide the truth from him for long.

aristocrazzy:
If it's not calabar, whom would it be

sorry bro but that's a lie, I base in Calabar I know what am talking about.... you don't.

speaking of Irony.

my girl friend does this same thing.
the days we will plan for an outing or the day she is suppose visit her phone will be switched off, or no one will pick her calls.

this communication issue has made us break up 3 times.

sometimes I will send her a msg on WhatsApp she won't reply, but some mins later she will change her Dp, then she will reply my msg some hrs later.

I have talked about it, call it rant if you will, she will say she is sorry. Sometimes I wonder if one can ignore the msgs or calls of the one they claim to love.

Now...

I have kept calm,

am mirroring her every move.

am going to threat her the same way she treats me....

anitank:
Uncle "I too know"... I am a flight attendant with an international airline. I have a valid C1/D visa and have been to the US multiple times. I only even mentioned 14 times because there were some which I asked them not to stamp due to the rapid rate my passport was filling up, but it's documented in their system. The lady even acknowledged that. I have other valid visas for other countries I've been to on holiday. They had no reason to reject my B1/B2 visa but because I'm Nigeria.

Perhaps you should ask questions before calling someone a liar!

perhaps he is jealous.

Ogbeche77:
Lol.. One of the greatest lie ever written on Nairaland.. You have visited US 14 times and got denied now? Its either you are not saying the truth or you abused your visa in one of your visits...
Perhaps, recent holders of B1/B2 visas are not required to attend an interview but rather apply again through dropbox.. Stop lying aunty, this was your first visa application

guy you should not jump into conclusion.
Read this about someone that has been in the US countless times.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/18/dwight-yorke-denied-entry-us-iranian-stamp-passport/

the Op just created another one her stupid threads and disappeared....
Op yes your are possessed by a demon, and the demon's name is STUPIDITY.

going to the club... cant do that.

BlueShine:
Is there a way you can control your emotions and not love someone too much?

Trust me this is happening for a good reason, am not trying to be sarcastic here o.

Am just speaking from experience.

You will definitely meet a far more better woman, trust me by then when you see this gal you are crying about now, you will be happy she left you.

Sometimes some break ups are like Divine intervention, as God is trying to save you from a partner that will rob you of your future happiness.
But the pain is inevitably, just like child birth, after the pain the joy motherhood comes after.

You just have to find the will power to decide to be happy.

Am sorry I can't wish happiness here, you just have to take it.


And oh,

there is a chance after you heal she will come begging, and if that happens Contact me I have some iron boots for you to use to kick her ass to curb.


Just enter repair mode, rebrand your self.

And please don't take this out on your future Queen when she comes around, cos she definitely will.

Op first thing you have to strike out is self pity, there are many great men that have been dumped by ladies, yet they move on to attain greater things in life. Many ppl both men and women go thru and feel the same pain you are feeling now. Some come out stronger some come out worse off, how you come out if it? you have to choose.

Strength or Weakness.

If you are the sport type, guy don't dull get some good boots and go to football field and make tackles or score goals.

Try to socialize more, (you never know who you may meet).

Try to keep your mind busy (cos it's only when your mind is idle that you be entertaining painful thoughts), in my own case I will find my old PS 2 pad, set God Of War to the hardest level, then find a congregation of monsters that think they're so tough, then have Kratos pound the living Darkness out of them.

In time you will heal.
With time you will be Fine.

So get moving.

Op you lie to yourself saying you don't really care what NL guys think about you, yet you open different threads seeking relevance.

Pls stop this; you are way way better than this.
Maybe you have given up on yourself and that made you lower your standards.

Just think about what your younger self would do. cos I have come to find sometimes we loose our creativity as we get older if we are not careful.

P.S sorry for being rude in most of your RECENT threads, I tend to have little patience when I see fine gals straying from the right path.

Her excuse is crap for breaking up the relationship.
if that she told you wants to be in a no sex relationship that would be a different thing, But the Op did not mention that.
Sorry Op your gal has lived a live of fuckery, it's unfortunate is your turn she come get sense.

Just forget her and move on with life.

Don't be surprise to hear she got pregnant for some dude she is not married to some years later

*speakingfromexperince*

Dongreat:
Again like I say to others I will have a real convo with you when you learn to think out of the box. "This is Nigeria and not some developed countries" yet you pray and fast for Nigeria to be developed and still think like this. Or better still, you wish to leave Nigeria for greener pastures in a developed world. I have met your type before so no surprises.

Encourage a VP to inspect toilets when we have a ministry and minister of health. I really think some countries need to be carved off.

It's only a fool that will compare the competence of the Nigerian Ministers with the Ministers of developed countries. It's no use debating with you cos you can't discern the rot when it comes to giving contact to ministries for completion.

I will let you off on 2 things
1. is that you are not in Nigeria and you don't know how incompetent the ministers here are, or

2. You are just full of hate.

Dongreat:
Oh you mean Putin once inspected a toilet and not an actual working power grid, a well constructed road, a five star hospital and a stable economy despite oil their (Russia) major source of income? Keep making jest of your education, I fit it truly and abysmal funny.

Get off that static state and go to a country where things work and be amazed how foolish a Nigeria politician is. Even your so called politicians go to first world country and behave normal.

this guy, the Acting President came unannounced to inspect the airport facilities if you are as smart as you claim to be then you will know toilets are among the airport's facilities. and if you are wondering why the AP is inspecting the Airports you should know the airports has been in the news lately because of poor facilities.
And if you know anything about Nigeria Aviation sector you should know that both the ministers and the Aviation stakeholders have nothing to offer, Billions of naira have been spent on Airports in the country yet some can't boast of good runways and basic facilities.
If Billions have been spent and the Acting President comes to see things for him self; what's wrong with that?

The childish part of your comment is to compare Nigeria with Developed countries. You forget Nigeria is one of the countries you spend Billions of Naira in a sector, but that sector keeps deteriorating.

Guy this is Nigeria stop being childish.