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RomanceRe: Can You Go Into Sex Direct Without Kissing And Romance? by Pumpumking: 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
Omuneizzy6:
Hmmm this thread is for both the guys and the sweet ladies...
Now, Especially when there is no real love, or maybe you have met one Hot or a sex worker, where you just want to go straight to it sharp sharp and leave..... Is there any need for Kissing and romance..
Hmmmm the pressure.
Can you go direct without Kissing and Romance....
Ask Beebah2000 sir! smiley
RomanceRe: Reasons Why I Am Still Single by Pumpumking: 9:29pm On Sep 12, 2021
Goodlyhrt:
Firstly I am damn broke tbh and I don't think its a good idea getting involved with a lady

Secondly the type of ladies in my environment. I stay at aj city and sadly for me, I am going to have a communication challenge because of mentality difference. The kind of life they live down here its not suited to my kind of person. Partying, vulgar words(not excluding shouting unnecessarily). Also there will be a language barrier too.

Due to these points I find it difficult to mingle with the ladies in my vicinity and I kind of feel lonely.

And the last of it is that I feel that I can not satisfy a grown ass woman cause of my poor physical attribute. My lack of muscle mass because of less physically engaging activity. I feel will make me unattractive on the long run to the ladies.

What do you think?
think? was the question sir? angry
RomanceRe: Reasons Why I Am Still Single by Pumpumking: 9:29pm On Sep 12, 2021
Goodlyhrt:
Firstly I am damn broke tbh and I don't think its a good idea getting involved with a lady

Secondly the type of ladies in my environment. I stay at aj city and sadly for me, I am going to have a communication challenge because of mentality difference. The kind of life they live down here its not suited to my kind of person. Partying, vulgar words(not excluding shouting unnecessarily). Also there will be a language barrier too.

Due to these points I find it difficult to mingle with the ladies in my vicinity and I kind of feel lonely.

And the last of it is that I feel that I can not satisfy a grown ass woman cause of my poor physical attribute. My lack of muscle mass because of less physically engaging activity. I feel will make me unattractive on the long run to the ladies.

What do you think?
angry
PropertiesRe: 5 Top Areas For Choice Properties In Lagos, Nigeria by Pumpumking: 10:03pm On Sep 11, 2021
Tanimola26:
These locations are considered the best in Lagos because of the extensive urbanization, high government influence, economic activities and high standard of living.

The choice of a location when deciding on the property to buy can be a puzzle, however, it is very key that you know that some areas are choice Locations.

When looking to make that decision it is important that you bear in mind that a house cannot be moved therefore the choice of location is key.

Lekki

Very stylish and urban, Lekki has attracted a lot of real estate development running into billions of naira in Lagos.
Lekki is home to investments like Lekki Free Trade Zone, Dangote Refinery, Lekki Deep Seaport, Dangote Jetty.

It is also housing companies like Power oil, Kellogg’s, Dano milk, LongRich etc.

Victoria Island

Victoria Island has become the hub of a lot of corporate headquarters. A lot of companies, banks, financial institutions, oil and gas companies have taken a foothold and some are still trying to join the league of business owners in Victoria island.

A commercial yet serene environment, this is a hot spot to settle.

Ikeja G.R.A. and Environs

Unassumingly beautiful and quiet, Ikeja GRA is a good place. With close proximity to the Ikeja Central Business District, and other exciting places like Maryland, Opebi, Allen, Ilupeju and the busiest airport in the country, Murtala Muhammed International Airport.
In addition, it is close to the seat of power in Lagos, Alausa.

Ikoyi

Ikoyi has some of the most amazing accommodation and housing estates in the city of Lagos. The location is fantastic. With a good security presence in every community within, it is considered a safe haven. It is also a great place for a family as it is close to some of the best educational facilities and hospitals in Lagos. Ikoyi is home to top business executives, businessmen, etc a great place to network. If you enjoy socializing, games, outdoor events Ikoyi has some of the coolest recreational spots in Lagos.

Banana Island

Highly exclusive with heavy security presence, banana island is the playground of Nigeria’s obscenely wealthy.

It is reported to be arguably Nigeria’s most expensive neighbourhood – at par with the Seventh Arrondissement in Paris, La Jolla in San Diego, California and Tokyo’s Shibuya or Roppongi neighbourhoods.

Additional Perks:

Upper status

Buying a home in Ikoyi is a matter of prestige, and why not? If you’ve worked hard and earned money why not buy a property that shows this off. There is this inclination that in the event that you’ve moved to Ikoyi, it implies you’ve climbed up. Thus, it’s likewise a status thing. That is the reason individuals gladly disclose to you we are no longer on the Lagos Mainland, we now live in Ikoyi, as it is seen as living in luxury.

VIP Neighbours

Vip neighbours is a plus you are going to get if you move to Ikoyi. Prominent people like Mo Abudu, Mike Adenuga and the likes have properties on some of the streets in Ikoyi.

With top executives, businessmen, politicians, musicians, movie stars calling Lekki home, you have the opportunity to meet and network with them.

https://propertyplace.com.ng/5-best-buzzing-areas-for-choice-properties-in-lagos-nigeria/
Buying a 3bedroom in banana in February...deal almost done! wink
FoodRe: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by Pumpumking: 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2021
nijaomegacode:
Nigerian girls are useless: ALL OF THEM
.is your sister use less sir?.....if yes/no...then please can I kindly link her sir? smiley
RomanceHey!! by Pumpumking(op): 8:13pm On Sep 11, 2021
Hellooo! cheesy
ComputersRe: Laptop Fan Sounds Like Grinding Machine by Pumpumking: 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2021
Tolzy11:
My HP Laptop of recent, when turned on without even doing anything or when I lift it up, it gives me a grinding machine sound until I hit or slap the back it won't stop making such sound .
Please, what can I do ?

Grinding machine sound mean yor laptop defanately gots a unique sexuality transmited diseases .....bro hav u beeen watching blue film on it sir? angry
RomanceRe: Help Me Please This Masturbation Is Changing My Life by Pumpumking: 7:25pm On Sep 11, 2021
Pegi23:
U must be stupid..crazy bastard. Your sister there..
Calm down Pegis123..ladies dont swaaaar...u definitely not lady . U very rude!! (local babe) undecided
RomanceRe: The Most Expensive Gift You Ever Given The Opposite Sex? by Pumpumking: 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2021
EFULEFU1:
Mine is a China phone grin
Dik!!! angry
RomanceRe: I’m Not Writing This To Impress Anybody by Pumpumking: 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2021
IamKizzbrown10:
I’M NOT WRITING THIS TO IMPRESS ANYBODY!!�‍♂️

I still don't understand why some guys treats ladies like slaves.� instead of treating them well.❤️

They go through alot for crying out loud!!� no guy can ever bleed for 24hours non-stop but ladies bleed at least 5 days in a month.��

The worst part is some guys would impregnate a lady��..and the next thing they will say is go and abort �After promising her the whole world.�that moment she says you should use protection that she doesn't want to get pregnant, you will be like baby am here for you even if you get pregnant.��

After everything she did for the sake of love, you would look for another lady and leave her in pains.�
Some guys will even lie to a girl and won't feel anything a bit while lying.� bro, must you lie to get down with her.?�‍♂️

Treat every lady like your mother and sister,❤️respect every female and make them know their worth.� if you don't have good plans for a lady, please do not bother going to meet her.�‍♂️

Not every lady is a sex object.�

Shout out to all ladies who decides to stay single because of heartbreaks .�(God will surely make a way very soon).�

Shout out to every man who has only one lady and treats her like a queen (you are the real Kings)� �‍♂️

IS THE VOLUME LOUDhuh
angry
RomanceRe: Pumpkin Leaf "Ugu" For Your Hair And Skin Health; See Other Benefits by Pumpumking: 8:42am On Sep 11, 2021
RomanceRe: Ur Experience Dating Hawker Ladies by Pumpumking: 8:38am On Sep 11, 2021
anthonyuncle:
my concern is their hygiene
Which hydrogen? Do u want to yansh hydrogen & drink oxygen?? I beggggggggy.
Bro they far better pass classy babes & is the best when it come to rolling yansh as they walk by!!(I lie?) angry
RomanceRe: Ur Experience Dating Hawker Ladies by Pumpumking: 8:34am On Sep 11, 2021
anthonyuncle:
my concern is their hygiene
angry
CrimeRe: Security Forces Arrest Bello Turji Gudde, One Of The Most Notorious Bandits by Pumpumking: 11:41pm On Sep 10, 2021
Delph123:
Shoot this modAfuka ASAP
please be civiliced & stop talking like a antelope animal....wot criminals need is good education
Counselling & prison reform!! (no oofense)
angry
LiteratureRe: The Abandoned Child by Pumpumking: 3:12pm On Sep 10, 2021
girlhaley:
How do I get the complete story please embarassed

Is it on okadabooks ?
Please describe yor sef from waist down ward...I juss like to no u please smiley
CultureRe: Emir Of Kontagora Is Dead: Alhaji Saidu Umaru Namaska Dies At 84 by Pumpumking: 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2021
AGNESikpuNNU:
undecided
Hausa should replace him then .... Or must it be Fulani?
so is that yor real yansh in yor foto profile? smiley
TravelRe: My Family Is Taking Me Abroad by Pumpumking: 3:06pm On Sep 10, 2021
November24:
Person nor know finish.
So I can go as student and work too right
ok wot types is it please? smiley
PoliticsRe: Terrorists In Zamfara Are Being Clothed As Bandits, Says Akeredolu by Pumpumking: 3:05pm On Sep 10, 2021
Inkling:
Hmmmm
please puts up yor real foto onyor profile.. thats not yor real yansh!!! angry
FamilyRe: With The Situation And Economy Of Nigeria, How Many Kids Would You Have? by Pumpumking: 3:04pm On Sep 10, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
A friend of mine once told me that she wishes to have only two kids and I was like;
Dey there dey make mouth, honestly you can never understimate and resist the power of mister dickson,the thing go just dey sweet ya tongue, till you will have more than the number of the planned kids you won't realise.She only nodded and smiled smiley

So my fellow nairalanders with the situation and economy of Nigeria,how many kids do you wish to have?
i cant remember sir! angry
RomanceRe: What's The Ideal Way To Cope With Boredom? by Pumpumking: 12:58pm On Sep 10, 2021
Sanmel:
I get easily bored these days and it seems the boredom is hitting me hard.. What can I do about it?
Just watch swedish erotica madame vitalicumcan....sennit only 23 times. It's the best blue movie ever!! (Truss me) smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Rude To Refer To Ladies As A Species? by Pumpumking: 10:37am On Sep 10, 2021
Princeton92:
I was having a conversation with a girl who I refer to as a specie and suddenly she picked up a fight there meanwhile I was joking for a start!

We are all species btw!!!
corection: the Gay species are spicies!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Rude To Refer To Ladies As A Species? by Pumpumking: 10:37am On Sep 10, 2021
Princeton92:
I was having a conversation with a girl who I refer to as a specie and suddenly she picked up a fight there meanwhile I was joking for a start!

We are all species btw!!!
angry
RomanceRe: Lady With Big Butts Demonstrates How To Receive D0ggy Without Hurting The Man by Pumpumking: 10:31am On Sep 10, 2021
Hackportal:
Watch video of a Lady With Big Butts Demonstrates How To Receive D0ggy Without Hurting The Man Or Herself


A very well-endowed lady has taken to social media to throw light on how a woman can give the best pleasure to her boyfriend that will make him love her forever.

The lady who has an impressively sizeable backside demonstrated the doggy style position when it comes to s.ex in a video shared online.

She leaned on a table and arched her back while shaking her soft bortos slowly in a rhythmic way to receive the ‘gbola’ without having to hurt herself or the man.

Watch the video below;
https://loadedpulse.com/lady-with-big-butts-demonstrates-how-to-receive-d0ggy-without-hurting-the-man-or-herself-video/
u call that pancake yansh BIG BUTT??....bro was goin on sir!!! angry
RomanceRe: Lady With Big Butts Demonstrates How To Receive D0ggy Without Hurting The Man by Pumpumking: 10:30am On Sep 10, 2021
Hackportal:
Watch video of a Lady With Big Butts Demonstrates How To Receive D0ggy Without Hurting The Man Or Herself


A very well-endowed lady has taken to social media to throw light on how a woman can give the best pleasure to her boyfriend that will make him love her forever.

The lady who has an impressively sizeable backside demonstrated the doggy style position when it comes to s.ex in a video shared online.

She leaned on a table and arched her back while shaking her soft bortos slowly in a rhythmic way to receive the ‘gbola’ without having to hurt herself or the man.

Watch the video below;
https://loadedpulse.com/lady-with-big-butts-demonstrates-how-to-receive-d0ggy-without-hurting-the-man-or-herself-video/
angry
RomanceRe: My Account Officer Is All Over Me by Pumpumking: 10:28am On Sep 10, 2021
Chuky7:
Has your account officer ever offered you sex. Mine just did. So I have been with this bank for some months now almost a year but I find the service saddening they try at times and fumble a lot at same time. So I decided to leave only for my account officer a young female in her early 30s recently married she told me all this by the way. The thing is that she's actually attractive and the first day I saw her I actually thought of taking her home but I didn't I maintained a cordial relationship.

So now the bank says I bring good business for them and loosing me would be bad. so this lady is trying to secure her job by sleeping with me. I'm in confusing because a part of me wants to and other wants to focus on getting a better service for my business. she promises they would be a special package for me if I stay

So what do you think.
YOU AGAIN!!!
but why do u want to fraud 50 face book account & ask us to givu the acount nomba sir?....isnt that iligal? angry
FamilyRe: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by Pumpumking:
Gobdddd:
Strickly for the married

Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.

We married 9years ago.
She was a virgin in my Church. I am a pastor too.
Though we were not in the same state.
She was the first woman I had sex with after our marriage.
But I noticed that she has no interest in anything called sex.
She will not deny me sex, but I do not enjoy it because she's not enthused to it.

I have tried all I could to make her love sex, but all to no avail.
If you do not demand for sex, she'll not show any interest, even if you stay one year without talking about it.
And I am 100% sure that she's not seeing any man anywhere.

I took my time to educate her from the little research I made, but she wouldn't pay any serious attention.

I querried myself as to wether I do not satisfy her, on another point, sometimes, I'd last for 10-15 mins which, according to research is not bad.

Last night, I got angry at her attitude towards it. To me, she just try to open legs for me to satisfy myself and get down.

This has affected my psyche towards her.
But apart from her low libido, she is a very wonderful and good woman to be with.

So, last night, I opened up to her once again and told her she's making me to think twice and that am not happy at her actions.

Since today, our relationship has dwindled.

Alot of things have been going through my mind.

I don't know what to do. Am confused.
I can't go to another woman and leave such a good woman that have given me 4 kids.

Pls is there any known solution?

I need help.
.so u angry coz u dint yansh yor wife for 19years & u want us to help u talk to am....correct?.. angry
FamilyRe: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by Pumpumking: 10:02am On Sep 10, 2021
Gobdddd:
Strickly for the married

Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.

We married 9years ago.
She was a virgin in my Church. I am a pastor too.
Though we were not in the same state.
She was the first woman I had sex with after our marriage.
But I noticed that she has no interest in anything called sex.
She will not deny me sex, but I do not enjoy it because she's not enthused to it.

I have tried all I could to make her love sex, but all to no avail.
If you do not demand for sex, she'll not show any interest, even if you stay one year without talking about it.
And I am 100% sure that she's not seeing any man anywhere.

I took my time to educate her from the little research I made, but she wouldn't pay any serious attention.

I querried myself as to wether I do not satisfy her, on another point, sometimes, I'd last for 10-15 mins which, according to research is not bad.

Last night, I got angry at her attitude towards it. To me, she just try to open legs for me to satisfy myself and get down.

This has affected my psyche towards her.
But apart from her low libido, she is a very wonderful and good woman to be with.

So, last night, I opened up to her once again and told her she's making me to think twice and that am not happy at her actions.

Since today, our relationship has dwindled.

Alot of things have been going through my mind.

I don't know what to do. Am confused.
I can't go to another woman and leave such a good woman that have given me 4 kids.

Pls is there any known solution?

I need help.
angry
FamilyRe: I Hurt My Mom Badly, How Do I Pacify Her? by Pumpumking: 10:01am On Sep 10, 2021
yomi007k:
I don't know. Ask the son.
bro i dint ask u for story.... i ask if she lightskin... she lightskin or not sir? angry
RomanceRe: Ever Been Stalked? by Pumpumking: 9:42am On Sep 10, 2021
Brainard22:
Yeah ever been stalked?


I have a few experiences...


Got this crazy obsessed ex of mine if I comot go anywhere she'll be the one to update me on Whatsapp that I had to relocate far from her



And a gay nigga who was hell bent on frustrating me always showing up wherever I was .. it took a few niggas to mend him to leave me alone



Have you ever been stalked?

Share your experience
yes by Beebah2000.....she say I must date her so she can show me of to her friends sir!! angry
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Exactly How You Should Text Chat With Females!! [photos] by Pumpumking: 9:40am On Sep 10, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Welcome to TheGidRedpiller's Ultimate Guide To Masculine Text-Chating With Females.

Quit that quick joke, as redpillers our main goal is the power of domination over the feminine gender, but you have to understand the fact that this domination we are talking about also cuts across our text conversations with them. A whatsapp conversation can be the where all the job is done before any one of you start making moves physically, yes or yeahuh

My point exactly is that, if as a man you fail in this aspect, you could tarnish your position in that relationship as time goes by because your redpill has to surface in everything you do in relation to her, lets get into details already:

1.NEVER TOLERATE ONE WORD REPLIES: Whether anybody wants to give an opposite opinion about this or not, it doesn't change the fact that one word replies from a girl simply shows her pride and arrogance, she feels she's the price so she should just stay there while you do all the work! undecided

Still Typing...
BRO ARE U PREGNANT?? (no ofense) angry
RomanceRe: Complete It by Pumpumking: 9:39am On Sep 10, 2021
Couragejay:
This is super story
......,...
complete if u know it
angry
FamilyRe: I Hurt My Mom Badly, How Do I Pacify Her? by Pumpumking: 9:38am On Sep 10, 2021
yomi007k:
Fantabulous....


This must be some African magic stuff.


You self no try. If things are hard for you then you should have called your mum.

If she don't want any help from outsiders then I guess it's becos she believes she is capable.

You need to ask her the way forward.
...is she lightskin sir? smiley

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