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The5DME:
cc: qtguru

I have done a lot of deeds on NL, like because i believe in people, but it feels odd to mention them, maybe na my yoruba humble upbringing. Those that know, know. Did you reach out to Aproko doctor ? how is she faring now ?

Market Place of all places seems inappropriate

Zzor:
keep observing

Anyway you clearly have free time to be engaging with people.

yahjac:
sorry to burst your bubble.


Shemales exist in porn videos through surgical operations while hermarphrodites exist naturaly having men features.


and these people are usually very few.

I think she is talking about the OP

Eya hmmmm I wonder why people don't like her ? Anyway just observing.

Mokason288:
Where are you from?

I will understand your point better

Once I know you’re Yoruba

lol or Ijebu Ode people

jawalis:
Scammers.
Modified: after reading some comments here, I concluded that some people only read but they don’t understand. You all kept shouting 6.5m is too much for the car like it was the initial label.
Here’s it. That car was auctioned for a very subsidized price but there are lots of competitors struggling to get that exact car and therefore the price keep adding up just to scare people away till it reached 6.5m. That’s just it. If the competition for that same car increase, then the price may as well be inflated to 7m till someone get it or people stop struggling for it.

We understand but it is pointless and makes no sense.

Karleb:
@codedboy95

Please give us an example of how you'd write a proposal. Not just the explanation. Give a practical example.

Here are some of mine that got me accepted or a feedback

Hi Ben, I am familiar with JavaScript very much however Symfony not so much but I really do have a great experience with PHP Frameworks and no problem, I am interested in this, however I am curious as to whether you are fetching a large ton of data all at once or if it is loaded on demand. Looking forward to hear from you so we can continue with this.

This one I was interested in building my profile and not cash but don't lowball yourself

Hi I am interested in this task, to be honest I have great experience with Vue and other tech, especially with my experience in Enterprise organisations but I am interested in this, because fixing bugs is what I do and also this is a good opportunity to work on my Upworks profile. So I am really dedicated and committed to work accurately on this because I need the reviews. I will be looking forward to hear from you and get rid of the issue should you find this proposal appealing. Thank you and stay safe

Just be direct, allso sometimes e dey out of your hands. They pick the best so portfolio works better

Bills and responsibilities

NiRfreak:
Today I was really angry. Someone got me so mad that I could destroy things or harm the person. But I maintained my cool. Yet I was just mad almost all day that I couldn't concentrate on anything else. Then I became angrier for being angry and being in a bad mood that was caused by someone else.

Then this evening, and since it's been a while I went out to drink cos I've been very busy lately. So I went to my ATM and withdraw as much as I could afford to waste.
I went to a bar, drink, drink, took peppersoup..and took a couple of stick...
Now I'm a happy man and no longer angry.

I'm. now wondering how people who don't drink nor smoke or go on lavishing spree manage to relieve their anger when mad..Hmmm. This life is too short to allow people spoil ya mood

I dont smoke weed anymore or drink but I get you, when I'm mad I'm tempted to drink or smoke but men don quit. So I just chill at the beer parlour

kennethfranc:
Romeo hasn't lust though

Yet...

Bola146:
Just ignore her

I highly doubt Romeo here will ignore her

Lol or you mean Brother had sex in his room.

thatthickgurl:
Everyone hates me

I can't seem to do anything right

Nobody understands me

I am always humiliated

Nobody wants to be associated with me

I hate it here

You're tying your self worth to an anonymous forum, maybe you are the one that has self esteem issues. What helps to boost confidence is to assert dominance in something else. Find a hobby or project worth your time. And from there you will find your confidence.

So what if no one understands you or you do things wrong, grow up and take charge of your life, fix the issues. Everybody makes mistakes that's how we learn.

Peace

Infolenka:
90 million naira wasted on this ugly, malnourished looking thing.

I can bet this fool's family members combined haven't even received 10 percent of what this girl got for just pussy.

Last last it's men that are the the Genesis of the problem. These girls won't have these unrralistic financial expectations they want from men if stupid fools like this aren't wasting huge sums of money on pussy.

Don't believe everything you see, pictures and videos are doctored these days. If she had 90m would she be looking like that. You have to think

kennethfranc:
So there is this girl I Loved though I still loves her but u all know how your love for someone drops when she turns down your request.
Here is my story;
Around August last year, while coming back from work, I saw this girl (we attended same primary school but I was ahead of her) our eyes came in contact and was like that for about 30secs, then I looked away trying to recollect myself. After some thoughts, I approached her, we greeted had some few talk and exchanged numbers. Later @night that day, she called we talked, from there to morning and evening calls, texts or chats.... I come dey think say I don get am
Towards the ending of September, I popped the question "Can we date" then she said she wasn't ready.... I then thought to myself: u aren't ready yet you are mostly the one that calls... Hmm okay ooo
After the reply, I went mute with her no calls, text and chat. Then on 1st Oct, she texted a Happy Independence msg which I replied "thanks dear" from there we started chatting again. I still asked for the second time, got same reply this time I had no option than to delete her number & Mute her chats.
On Christmas Eve, she came back and I still umuted my mute... Lol
One thing lead to another, the 3rd time still no positive reply... @ this point I was just saying to myself whether am Okay but I had no choice cuz I truly love her.
Later on shallow chats became activated (hi, how was ur day, happy Sunday) that's all.
At this point, No calls or Texts I was just trying to be ME then one hot afternoon her call came in I rejected the call. She dropped a text saying "I know you are angry about my action but pls am sorry".... I just left thr msg there
Then today which is what pushed me typing this, I got a text from her @about 3am wishing happy Val, I replied "thanks dear"
Later this evening she called & I picked after few talks about Val she said shejust decided to check on me.

My problem is just that when am about forgetting everything, she either calls or texts yet refuses a Date.
Now my question is
How do I put an end to all this cuz am really tired of the situation

You're the one toying with your emotion, im assuming you're male but you sound female. You have to be stern a d move on, unless she states what she wants. Anyway sha people are built different

Xenry:
After careful observations, I discovered that nigerian girls are actually awesome, not Useless. But the problem is that some of them are sometimes unserious with their daily lives.
Those who are here on Nairaland (the NGAUG) saying that Nigerian girls are Useless or trash, you all are wrong because there are still some good nigerian girls/women out there—You are just blind enough not to see them.
Their unseriousness often leads them to be narcissistic and to depend on men/relationship in order to earn a living. Yet they can still be serious and live a good live, it's all their choice.
But still, they aren't useless—no body is useless, God made everything with a reason and his reasons aren't useless.
If you keep referring to them as useless, one of them may eventually give you useless children when you marry her, because Like attracts Like.
My mom isn't useless, my sister is awesome, my female friends are all intelligent, and my future wife & daughter (s) will be awesome and intelligent. No girl is useless.

I dont think anyone in their right mind believes that, the caliber of people saying that have something in common, either students or not working. There's no how you won't get to meet reasonable ladies unless you are not a reasonable person, you attract what you are.

Queenlovely:
Your Boyfriend is not less than Dbanj because he did not buy you a Ferrari. Dbanj is a billionaire. The cost of This car is less than 1% of his net worth.

If your Boyfriend spent 5% of his net worth buying you a gift, then your boyfriend did more than Dbanj. Remember the account of the widow’s mite?

Don’t just look at the amount. Rather, look at the sacrifice. $1 million is chicken change to a billionaire.

$10,000 is a sacrifice to a working man. Go home and appreciate your Boyfriend. He did what Dbanj has not done!

Not like they have a choice, Dbanj and the rest are in few supply , they have to deal with the average joes , nothing wrong na life.

The5DME:
[[s]quote author=richmond500 post=98604133]OP wan cash out.

[/s] are you a sane human being? Did I post any account number there? Your parents failed to teach you manners.

Can you reach out to Aproko Doctor on twitter ?

Got leather slippers, belt and perfume from madam

Codedboy95:
I believe that since they introduced 'paid connect' system, it has been easier to get account approved and yes i uploaded a valid ID, you will be asked to also, this will most likely be after you get your first job ( you will be asked to do video verification too), uploading ID and video verification is for 'verification' of account not 'approval' of account. Your account has already been approved

Yes they have relaxed the rejection rate. Next week I will drop some proposals and tips, however this is what also works, look for a category that makes sense, do a working example and add to your portfolio. They look at it alot.

islamics:
Link to Moodle resources you have will be great abeg. I have few YouTube videos and a textbook.

Please do share the YouTube video when you are done.

When you are done with developing the theme, where do you sell, with Moodle or other market place.

Envato

islamics:
Welcome back based on your signature; I was already like it's been a while I read your post.

Please would you mind sharing tip for this platform developer stuff. I am more interested in Moodle. In one of my former place of work, I use Moodle, just installation, configuration and using it to organize Computer based test. Nothing more.

If you are interested in Moodle, then you should start learning Moodle now, because you can use your PHP Skill, I am working on a Moodle theme, but now that I am fully settled I will also create some Youtube videos.

Codedboy95:
A typical dev job on upwork always have an average of 20 proposals, if you don't have a strong profile ( not top rated or don't have many reviews) and you are applying to job that already has 5-10 proposal ( i won't advice to apply to job with more than 10 proposals if you are just starting up) your proposal will be kicked down by upwork algorithm, meaning your proposal might not be the first 5 the client will see when he checks proposals for his job posting if your are lucky the clients scrolls down and see your proposal, One thing i always do is try to capture the client's attraction in the first sentence of my proposal, upwork will only show the first say 15 words from your proposal so you want to make sure that your first 15 words of your proposal is spot on, don't go beating about the bush listing your experience, sure you can do that but save it for the next paragraph, Your first sentence should show that you actually read the client's job description, to me i think that's what most client looks for first, someone that actually read the job description and not someone that is sending template.

This is actually the advice that worked.

The only val gift I got from a babe was a senator wear and I loved it.

islamics:
Welcome back based on your signature; I was already like it's been a while I read your post.

Please would you mind sharing tip for this platform developer stuff. I am more interested in Moodle. In one of my former place of work, I use Moodle, just installation, configuration and using it to organize Computer based test. Nothing more.

I will

Upwork is tricky, you have to serve a niche when starting, trying to get Frontend jobs like Angular is like OYO. Look for niche services. These days platform skills earn more money than tech skills. Magento developer, Moodle Developer, people want to operate things on their platform so if you can learn a d extend those platforms you are in money. Thats my honest advice. I've only done few jobs on Upworks but haven't earned as much as others sha. Laziness na my case, still on 800$ but like I say if you can sell directly you will make much more. Its just you have to build something which takes time. Some of you can partner up and sell items on Envato. I'm saying this, because I often research Envato authors and I notice they work in team but some are single. When I settle down I'll write something here