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thebosstrevor1:
Good for him.

Someone who spends all his day creating so boring comedy videos about freaky freaky and promoting SIMPHOOD is a leader of a protest group.

What is his job? Internet comedian or activist.

He has fallen into a deep trap.

Dont be moved by comedians or celebrities who suddenly turn activists, they are all sponsored and most are courted because of the followings they have on social media.

Its bringing in money, comedian on Social media get sponsors these days. That's smart since his salary na economic rent he could earn more than hardworking people.

Crazeworld:
Do you mean there is an existing Upwork thread?

i meant we need a new one

Dropped before in the diary, but I have been using an ebook to try some stuff and the result so far

That Chinese Style rice , it's the beef sauce I want to learn. Any recipes ?

The5DME:
Good evening sir, I've been calling you but you're not answering.

I see no missed calls, but my phone was switched off

Crazeworld:
This is a nice suggestion. We should find a way to create one.

Cc Codedboy95 Emmaxy9

We do

Karleb:
I'm not even surprised. I know what many Nigerians are capable of.

I read about Chakra UI for the first time yesterday, if the guy doesn't stop he can only get bigger and biggery.

True Nigerians are very good and driven

Joshmoy18:
Chakra UI all the way

Chakra UI surprised me, the fact it is Nigerian, we should learn from them mehn , they did an aamzing job

Neumorphism is not new, Flat design took over it, but yeah i guess, you like the emboss effect ?, I always felt it had that 3d effect for my liking they look like 3d renders

Personally it's not about PHP being dead, but which PHP Profitable projects are they ? there are some open source projects written in PHP that will still fetch cash like them Laravel and Symfony. It now depends on the platform, I will make much money selling WordPress themes and maintaining it than doing freelance.

Today's PHP is OOP and some PHP SPL Classes to read and some design patterns. but as long as you can cover OOP and any other complex concept in the future you will be fine.

Some PHP Frameworks are out of this world, look at Symfony Docs and mehn

Tailwind is awesome, the responsive aspect of it is so nice, I just add the property I need. I am already liking this framework too much

4ckTOT0:
to my fellow guys that love fucking peoples wives and gfs, this is a new trick that works.
after nearly gotten caught by someone husband, i had to come up with a new method to Bleep these milfs.
what i do now is, i dont get close to the wife, i get close to the husband, give him cash, buy him beer etc, and do my best to stay off the wife as much as possibl. this way he is never going to believe or suspect anything.
i have already bleeped 2 wives with this format. this latest one is a lady that sells me my car oil, generator oil, gear oil etc. this lady has a succulent body and big yansh and i vowed that i was going to oil it. so for 2 weeks, i noticed she didnt open. i needed to oil my power steering badly because it was getting hard. as she no dey na, i didnt bother. i waited for like 4 days before she didnt open before i bought it somewhere else.
finally after close to too weeks, she resumed.
i asked her why she absent for days and she said her mother inlaw was sick.
na so i symphatize with am then at the end asked her about what we discuses. she was like she wants it too but scared of her husband. i told her i will handle her husband. that she should tell me when he will be here. few days later, she told me her husband will be coming around 2pm. na so i drive pass there like 5 times and he no dey , finally i saw him sitting outside. na so i park go greet am and told him that i heard his mom is sick, told him sorry o etc etc, when i was about to leave, i give him 5k to add for his mother treatment. omo na small remain for this manchi to lick my shoes. he didnt expect it. well after this, he got so free with me.
there was a time i was passing and he asked if i am driving their way, me wey dey hardly pass there said yes. to my surprise he asked his wife to enter ma go drop am say he dey come later. u need to see how happy i was. omo na so i begin my scooping again o. long story short, she will be getting pipped this weekend.
i will be updating you on more wives i Bleep using this format. grin
try it at your own risk

This is the legacy you want to live behind when you die abi ? you be jobless man true true

SJay7:
Thanks for you input bro, could u pls shed more light on this "Dribble"? thanks

Yeah for now keep it up learn CSS and also Grid, Flex and normal positioning system because most clients want sites like this

https://dribbble.com/search/shots/popular/web-design?q=minimal

But you are doing a good job keep it up.

denvers:
I registered on upwork and my account got approved within a day but my challenge has been getting clients but I believe with more well detailed and appropriate applications to clients, I'll break the jinx.
It's all about the numbers...

What usually works for me is that, I tend to be expressive in the proposal, talking about how to fix the issue and what is needed for the project. The I also search for popular sections of upwork where the competition is slim. e.g SalesForce like tengaztu mentioned. But selling something is more better than Upworks, you can make much more than Upworks.

Karleb:
What do you mean when you say the design is too plain?

The rounded buttons are not too align and visually it will be considered unappealing at Envato Market because the standards are too high. Pixel perfect design, but for a first week person it is a big milestone and at that rate, he will reach that level, but his source of inspiration for design should come from Dribbble. The foreign market are big on aesthetics.

Good work but feels too plain, I advise looking at Dribbble and using CSS features to achieve but good work

Modified:

If this is a week ago, then you did an awesome job, I didn't have anything close to this

Drella:
Is it to be learnt immediately after CSS or still after javascript sir?

Most preferably after CSS since you need to be aware of CSS properties

I like Tailwind alot, I can do mad UI easily

Kelblaq:
We started dating about 4weeks ago! She said if she had known that I'm not a Church goer she wouldn't have accept to date me in the first place.

She just broke up with me now

That is a wise move, go to church or date an atheist

Fahdiga1:
Lesson to men who marry because of beauty

True, I can never understand that, I chose character and intelligence. Just that women get issues from time to time. No matter the race

richmond500:
check his first threads and posts on NL, the guy is a troll

https://www.nairaland.com/4286290/wont-believe-what-did-father

Not surprised

At last, this is pcguru1 but with a new name, deleted the former account, back to be in Ubuntu post here. It said I should come back to post in a week

Mrscarter:
You both should relax take your time just touch each other all over feel each other kiss her mouth up along her neck n softly her breasts up along inside her legs touch her with your fingers between her legs gentle make her wet, touch her rub her first soft tho n insert your fingers slow n out again n in again. If U like kiss her between her legs, lick n suck. Slowly rub your erection along between her vagina n eventually ease in a little at a time after she's wet n aroused n eventually you'll get there. Be patient be relaxed make it sexy n it'll work. First time is awkward n can be tense therefore making her muscles dwn there tighten up more. Enjoy yourselves

Tuale I have copied everything down , will compare with my other notes.