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winta2007: Am still a virgin.

Ayyah. Read your books more you would surely find a remedy . Also try and take your mind off s-e-x and concentrate more on better stuffs like your books . It isn't a bad idea you know!

Hehehe! Erupt how? Like the way a volcano erupts? By the way, are you a virgin? If not then you are simply h-o-r-n-y. You also claim to be a final year medical student simply read the causes of such in your book or on the net and if there is nothing like that which I doubt, then you can use yourself as a case study and conduct a research on "erupting manhood"

@OP you sure say them never curse you from your village? Cos I still can't think of a reason why someone who is mentally stable would think of such. Gosh! It's disgusting . Well like they. There are a lot of people who are disturbed "upstairs" but don't they don't know it. Get a SHRINK dude you need therapy.

I love pepper a lot also, but I mostly use meat stock and I add dried grounded Cameroon pepper to it cos the taste of Cameroon pepper is always different superb . My love for pepper is so much that my fiancé calls me a Yoruba woman and my mum monitors me whenever am in the kitchen cooking .

I miss Patience . Nigeria was fun with her around now that's she's away, it's so boring

Eko Atlantic#:
That mean they'll withdraw GEJ's PH.D.?

badt geh

Wow. You all just rekindled my diminishing love for my country Nigeria. Happy independence great people of 9ja.

Nigeria has been able to get to the age of 52 without dividing that's an achievement for me. As for major achievements that would impact positively on the lives of its citizenry, forget that side.

Very soon ritualist too would also carry placards to protest . Smh for my country.

So 2face also get tattoo ? This guy fine sha

My prayers and sincere sympathy goes out to the people of Bayelsa state. I pray their perm sec and Gov. Return in good health (Amin) . Sickness doesn't look at the economic condition of its victim. So sad.

May Allah grant him Al-Janah Firdausi

ORAFA: Linda Ikeji Blog sent me dis pix as an ariel view of Lokoja.

thanks a million, I have said this before. This isn't Benue it's Lokoja. Even the other pix uploaded are those of Lokoja also.

@OP this same pix is featured among the aerial view of Kogi flood . That bridge also looks like murtala Mohamed bridge at Jamata

@OP it's nice you are concerned about your friend but one thing we should know is that 99% of abuses among married couples have been happening right from the dating period. I knw of several women who had abusive boyfriends but still went ahead to marry the same men who beat them black and blue. Do you now expect me to feel pity for such women The truth is, a man has no reason whatsoever to beat up his wife or girlfriend. Am a woman also but I would say the truth we women have a lot to do to stop this menace. when we love, we over love and we also over pity just because the guy would come back begging and probably in tears they would take him back. Women should learn to let go of abusive men. I know of many ladies who can't bear to see a man cry. Can you imagine

wonlasewonimi: He just wants ipad 3.

lmao .wicked

Am I the only one noticing it? How come Oyibo water clean pass our own water?
It's really bad I pity those travellers and residents affected . The worse part is that,there won't be sweet and sumptuous KOGI FISH for a long time

ogbeche77: If you were to be one of his kid, wetin u go tell papa if he reach house tonight

Papa u fall my hand. If he ever screams that am not intelligent I would play my recorded version of his debate and pretend am learning from him.

adonisyung: lol....we are our own problem...G̶̲̥̅o̶̲̥̅ to some areas D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ still throw bins on drainages S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴͡​ dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ can find blame wen it all goes wrong

you are correct. The problem of Nigeria is created by Nigerians . Irrespective of those in power, we are who we are very lawless people. Always expecting the government to Do everything for us without us doing our quota. Till we learn to discipline ourselves, all this would continue. Where i stay presently, drainages were actually created and quite deep ones for that matter but what people living around here do is that, they pour the refuse into the drainage now the drainages are filled up to the brim. Just imagine what would happen if the whole place becomes flooded.. U can just imagine!

On a serious note those of you encouraging this guy should know that if (God forbid) he dies in the process of embarking on this journey, you all contributed to the untimely death of a Nigerian citizen . It's a good idea but trust me Nigeria isn't a place to have such dreams. He doesn't even have to get to the part of robbers robbing him on the high way the numerous rabies infected BINGOS are enough to send him back home.
Guy, sitdon for ya house jeje.

adonisyung: Who should we blame now? Gej I guess?

No Patience for going to rest in Germany and abandoning the Nation when it needed her the most.

ogbeche77: No he can speak oooo... He just does not want to show off.. He's saving everything for his swearing in ceremony

Lmao you are harsh. Couldn't stop laughing till I choked on my food. Swearing in ceremony my foot. This type of man am sure has been posing to his kids how he always topped his class in school.

Guy you worry o! . Well, wishing you all the best just make sure you come back before judgement day

The extent at which people think "creatively" to do wrong things always amazes me. If only it was for a good cause if only

Hot amala on a bare back or tummy would bring your opponent to their knees . Trust me it works magic

I see more of assassinations here. Am sure some people are using this medium to assassinate and Boko Haram would claim responsibility or rather, they would calim it's Boko Haram. rubbish. A girl fom Maiduguri once said " with 15,000naira, you have have a person killed in my state" . How pathetic

HBD 2baba never knew you were that old. Wow! Time to stop making babies and concentrate on the ones you have #word.

In Most of the dreams I have had and still have till date, am always directing European movies. Really don't know how or why and it's always movies with cast dressed up like those in the 60's. Kinda weird u knw

A father not catering for his children right from birth up to tertiary institution and when the time for marriage came, that same man now shows up telling people how he suffered to bring up the said children and keeps calling the groom on the phone to greet him. #heightofirresponsibility.

Hmm! Money Gud o!

mhozzis: ME NO COMPREHENDÉ

LMAO . Una no go kill person for nairaland. Hahaha

God have mercy! Am really scared after reading through the comments made on this thread, what is this world turning into? Most people here know so much about cultism. Even with the coded language, it's so obvious a lot of cultist or rather ex cultist commented here.
RIP dude. May God forgive you for your sins and grant you Paradise.