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SportsRe: Osimhen Cleared By Doctors, Travels To Bouake To Join Team - Daily Post by RandomFellow: 3:04pm On Feb 06, 2024
Good news. His presence on the team injects some positive mentality to some other players in the team; being a catalyst to the team as a whole.
AgricultureRe: Egg Price Rises As Many Poultry Farms Shut Down In Kano by RandomFellow: 6:43pm On Feb 04, 2024
israelmao:
Cost of maize is one of the main raw materials for chicken feed is almost competiting with cost of rice.One egg used to go for N30 until 2015 but see the yawning gap today due to wrong government policies.
I bought a measure of Dano milk for 6k last night. I could not even cry... This same measure was 600 in 2016. It remained 1300 for years as at 2022; until the CBN (Emefiele) policy with milk. I couldn't bring myself to buy rice yesterday... They said 70k😭😭😭... A measure of Sugar 2,700! Something of 700 as at early 2023
PoliticsRe: FACT CHECK: Did Tinubu Promise To Reduce Purchasing Power Of Nigerians? by RandomFellow: 10:08am On Jan 31, 2024
In the full clip, FIJ found that Tinubu was advising the government against the increase in VAT. His argument at the time was that it would reduce the purchasing power of the people and slow down the economy. He said:


You're wrong! He said "if we reduce the purchasing power of the people, we can further slow down the economy"!!!

Listen to the audio again angry
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Nigerians Praying For A Faulty Transformer: Dino Melaye Reacts by RandomFellow: 8:27am On Jan 25, 2024
Small thing. People that pray over anything and everything? Transformer is even big sef. Imagine someone praying against a moth!

The light in your shop is turned on at night, your door was open... A moth comes dancing around the bright white light... And madam looked at the moth and started casting and binding; that her enemies have sent a "butterfly" to come and spy on her. I got irritated, and left her shop! What kind of paranoia is that?
CareerRe: Female Soldier, Ruth Ogunleye Arrested After Complaining About Sexual Harassment by RandomFellow: 8:57pm On Jan 21, 2024
Sadly, I don't expect her to get justice. She might get her funds released, but she will suffer. She'll be lucky not to be dismissed (but I think that's what she really wants). She sounds tired
PhonesRe: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by RandomFellow: 10:54pm On Jan 09, 2024
jamesversion:
MTN has been sending me this message over 4months now. And you know what, I don't care.

I'm a very unique Nigerian. I don't have NiN, BVN and I have two different official names.
And you're proud of yourself🙄🙄🙄. Pray you don't need all those registration urgently; you'll know what you did to yourself. Before then, you can gloat all you want
PhonesRe: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by RandomFellow: 10:51pm On Jan 09, 2024
Weezyclan:
I received same sms this evening o. It's because of Nin linkage, the sim I'm using is very old and not registered by me, so how do they expect me to link Nin.
Better go and do a SIM upgrade now that you still have the SIM. Go with your NIN and whatever they'll ask of you. If you lose your phone, that's the end with that SIM
PoliticsRe: ‘Super Agencies’ Directed To Remit 50% Of Revenue To Federation Account by RandomFellow: 1:21am On Jan 04, 2024
Olatara:
You are right sha. What about big firms like KPMG or Deloitte.
What money cannot do, more money can do it. This is Nigeria 😭😭😭
PoliticsRe: ‘Super Agencies’ Directed To Remit 50% Of Revenue To Federation Account by RandomFellow: 1:38pm On Jan 03, 2024
Olatara:
They should be audited.
Lol... I can tell you that Auditors can be bought! Imagine the auditors, for example, going home with extra 100-200m each... They'll give you paper and biro to write your report yourself
PoliticsRe: ‘Super Agencies’ Directed To Remit 50% Of Revenue To Federation Account by RandomFellow: 1:07pm On Jan 03, 2024
Way to go!!! But I hope they won't underquote their revenues in order to keep a larger chunk (more than the allowed 50%), for themselves
AgricultureRe: How Profitable Pepper Farming Is In Nigeria by RandomFellow: 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2024
Me likey... I love agriculture, especially backyard farming. Sometimes, I wish I was in a remote are with some arable land.
CareerRe: Is 400k Job In Nigeria Worth Staying Or Should I Japa? by RandomFellow: 11:42am On Jan 03, 2024
You're not ready to japa. You're also not ready to marry; neither are you ready for a business. Save some more, like 4-5m, when you have enough for either japa or business, then you should make a decision.

Take this from a married man that is running a business; that is striving to survive. Don't get married for now; at this rate, you won't be able to save 1m in a year after wedding
EducationRe: 18 foreign Universities Banned By The NUC (see Full List) by RandomFellow: 9:56pm On Jan 02, 2024
Most of the private, and new generation universities in Nigeria are capable of doing and undoing! Na who dem catch be thief
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Ordered EFCC To Return ₦9bn To Dauda Lawal In 2021 by RandomFellow: 9:22pm On Dec 24, 2023
mastermaestro:
Take water o! grin grin
You're so wicked. Instead of you to hepp me cry, you're saying I should take water. Not drink ooo, TAKE!!! You're so wicked
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Ordered EFCC To Return ₦9bn To Dauda Lawal In 2021 by RandomFellow: 12:19pm On Dec 23, 2023
Wow!!! I'm among the few that believe Nigeria will get better. But right now, I don't know if she will get better in my lifetime. What kind of thievery is this?? Ahhhh... My chest!
PoliticsRe: Reps To Investigate Exorbitant Charges By POS Operators by RandomFellow: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2023
Benzemma:
It is only in Nigeria, you will not see cash to withdraw, but can buy it in black market called POS. The question is where are these POS people, getting the cash from?
These days, The population of POS outnumbered the population of their customers. Everybody is now a POS operator.
The POS guys buy the cash they give to their customers. The mony customers collect usually end up in filling stations, markets, and other service providers. These guys mop up the cash from these areas for a fee. That's how they get their cash. Do you expect them to give same cash for free?

Make we fear God for this country ooo
PoliticsRe: Reps To Investigate Exorbitant Charges By POS Operators by RandomFellow: 8:37am On Dec 22, 2023
fsb:
As usual, things in Nigeria never make sense. The same banks dont have cash for customers but somehow POS operators can provide cash.
If only you know what they go through to get the cash they have. Many buy from filling stations, others mop up cash from markets. They don't get the cash for free, I can tell you this for free. I saw one collect 100k for 10k at a filling station. Tell me, why should he give out 10k for less than 1,500??
PoliticsRe: Gov Fubara Indeed Signed The Resolution - Rivers Commissioner, Johnson by RandomFellow: 10:32am On Dec 21, 2023
HitSong:
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF NAIRALAND...


Nothing last forever though.

One day, NAIRALAND platform will seize to exit FOREVER grin grin cheesy
Learn the meaning of the words you intend to use, before trying to curse someone. School no be scam, after all.

*Seize? Cease?

*Exit? Exist?
EducationRe: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by RandomFellow: 11:12am On Dec 08, 2023
Mayflowa:
Mhen, I don't even you at all. You lost all your youthful life reading. i am glad you made it small at least
Lol... Didn't have much of an enviable life growing up. But right now? Well... We can only thank God. Plus... What did I miss? Drugs? Girls? Drinks? Lol... I can have as much as I want now, without even touching my account. Na just say person no wan do am. I have what it takes to be bad gan gan
EducationRe: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by RandomFellow: 6:22pm On Dec 07, 2023
I never did it. Actually, I didn't know it was a thing. I was always in class during matric, convocation, vigil, praise night, aluta, name them. Everyday we won't have lectures or "shotgun" was always a blessing. An extra day to cover more grounds. The only convocation I attended was mine... Even that one, I didn't bring food (as a poor graduate). But thank God for life; today, we're feeding people on a steady.
Car TalkRe: What's Your Wrong Car Painting Experience And In Which City? by RandomFellow: 2:03pm On Dec 07, 2023
Car painting get experience again?
HealthRe: Dots On The Skin by RandomFellow: 11:19am On Nov 29, 2023
Moyinoluwa35:
Symptoms of hiv
Happy birthday soldier girl
CrimeRe: Abia Community Arrests 3 Men For Stealing Battery From Communication Mast by RandomFellow: 8:06am On Nov 27, 2023
Morafockers!!! Give them indelible marks
EducationRe: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by RandomFellow: 12:59pm On Nov 21, 2023
happney65:
It is only online they are "enemies" offline they are best of friends, business buddies,fvcck buddies and best of friends
You know them. I happen to know 2 friends on here, they banter like kilode. They can swear for thier ancestors here, etc. In real life, they're both married, and best of friends. They kuku womanize together (Tunde is moslim, Amaechi is Christian). Tunde will book room, go and straph his side chick or whoever. When he's done, he'll call Amaechi to go take the room; for his own side-hustle. When they finish, they continue abusing their father (they don't abuse mother whether online or offline).

Don't ever offend Tunde and let him call Amaechi for you, and vice versa! You will wish you never did!!! They can take flight to any state in Nigeria to give each other moral support, and help solve problems for themselves. They're highly connected, like... they have highly placed contacts allover this Nigeria.

Yeah... Oreh and Enyi and their pet names for each other
EducationRe: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by RandomFellow: 12:49pm On Nov 21, 2023
osuulola:
Abuja
The list is kuku not complete. No Open University of Nigeria, and University of Abuja. With several university satellite campuses. ABU zaria, Gregory "whatever" university, ABSU, etc etc have their several campuses in Abuja
TravelRe: S. African Airways Reveals Upgraded Stylish Johannesburg Airport Lounge (PICS) by RandomFellow: 6:41pm On Nov 15, 2023
Work in progress, I believe. I want to believe South African Arts and crafts would adorn the walls soon... Else, it feels bland to me. Nothing "South African" about it.
HealthRe: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by RandomFellow: 11:04am On Nov 15, 2023
okooloyun1:
Even at 20k, it's still expensive as it was sold around N5,500 some months ago.
Don't mind them, living in denials. I walkied in like a few mins ago, they said 62,500!!!
HealthRe: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by RandomFellow: 11:03am On Nov 15, 2023
LeyeWrites:
Seretide is not 52k.

There's no need to imagine.
I just walked into a pharmacy here in Abuja like 5mins ago, they said Seretide is 62,500. shocked shocked shocked... Na curiosity carry me enter there ooo... Jesu!!!
Music/RadioRe: There Exist Female Rappers In Arewa (Photos) by RandomFellow: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2023
Jestin:
Who don test Arewa pussi?? Their vjay dey sweet self huh
I can tell you from my own few humble experiences... It's one of the best in the world! Clean, sweet, and juicy! No, I don't think any ethnicity in Nigeria comes close. Okay... Take this from an Igbo guy
SportsRe: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by RandomFellow: 12:07pm On Nov 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
That's basically the job they do so why complain now?. undecided
The fake ones, and those who have lost their ways; that's why I'm most disappointed in them. Sadly, na them plenty pass
SportsRe: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by RandomFellow: 8:15am On Nov 06, 2023
Na wa ooo... Wetin concern man of god concern soccer predictions? What's wrong with these peoplehuh Putting God's name to reproach 🙄🙄🙄
CultureRe: Tiv Umbrella Body Heads To Court Over Claim They Entertain Guests With Wives by RandomFellow: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2023
E be like these ones done harvest their yams. Normally, these guys go to court after their harvests. If you provoke them, they wait till they harvest their crops, then take you to court grin grin cheesy

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