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Politics › Re: ‘Super Agencies’ Directed To Remit 50% Of Revenue To Federation Account by RandomFellow: 1:07pm On Jan 03, 2024
Way to go!!! But I hope they won't underquote their revenues in order to keep a larger chunk (more than the allowed 50%), for themselves
Agriculture › Re: How Profitable Pepper Farming Is In Nigeria by RandomFellow: 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2024
Me likey... I love agriculture, especially backyard farming. Sometimes, I wish I was in a remote are with some arable land.
Career › Re: Is 400k Job In Nigeria Worth Staying Or Should I Japa? by RandomFellow: 11:42am On Jan 03, 2024
You're not ready to japa. You're also not ready to marry; neither are you ready for a business. Save some more, like 4-5m, when you have enough for either japa or business, then you should make a decision.

Take this from a married man that is running a business; that is striving to survive. Don't get married for now; at this rate, you won't be able to save 1m in a year after wedding
Education › Re: 18 foreign Universities Banned By The NUC (see Full List) by RandomFellow: 9:56pm On Jan 02, 2024
Most of the private, and new generation universities in Nigeria are capable of doing and undoing! Na who dem catch be thief
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Ordered EFCC To Return ₦9bn To Dauda Lawal In 2021 by RandomFellow: 9:22pm On Dec 24, 2023
mastermaestro:
Take water o! grin grin
You're so wicked. Instead of you to hepp me cry, you're saying I should take water. Not drink ooo, TAKE!!! You're so wicked
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Ordered EFCC To Return ₦9bn To Dauda Lawal In 2021 by RandomFellow: 12:19pm On Dec 23, 2023
Wow!!! I'm among the few that believe Nigeria will get better. But right now, I don't know if she will get better in my lifetime. What kind of thievery is this?? Ahhhh... My chest!
Politics › Re: Reps To Investigate Exorbitant Charges By POS Operators by RandomFellow: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2023
Benzemma:
It is only in Nigeria, you will not see cash to withdraw, but can buy it in black market called POS. The question is where are these POS people, getting the cash from?
These days, The population of POS outnumbered the population of their customers. Everybody is now a POS operator.
The POS guys buy the cash they give to their customers. The mony customers collect usually end up in filling stations, markets, and other service providers. These guys mop up the cash from these areas for a fee. That's how they get their cash. Do you expect them to give same cash for free?

Make we fear God for this country ooo
Politics › Re: Reps To Investigate Exorbitant Charges By POS Operators by RandomFellow: 8:37am On Dec 22, 2023
fsb:
As usual, things in Nigeria never make sense. The same banks dont have cash for customers but somehow POS operators can provide cash.
If only you know what they go through to get the cash they have. Many buy from filling stations, others mop up cash from markets. They don't get the cash for free, I can tell you this for free. I saw one collect 100k for 10k at a filling station. Tell me, why should he give out 10k for less than 1,500??
Politics › Re: Gov Fubara Indeed Signed The Resolution - Rivers Commissioner, Johnson by RandomFellow: 10:32am On Dec 21, 2023
HitSong:
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF NAIRALAND...


Nothing last forever though.

One day, NAIRALAND platform will seize to exit FOREVER grin grin cheesy
Learn the meaning of the words you intend to use, before trying to curse someone. School no be scam, after all.

*Seize? Cease?

*Exit? Exist?
Education › Re: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by RandomFellow: 11:12am On Dec 08, 2023
Mayflowa:
Mhen, I don't even you at all. You lost all your youthful life reading. i am glad you made it small at least
Lol... Didn't have much of an enviable life growing up. But right now? Well... We can only thank God. Plus... What did I miss? Drugs? Girls? Drinks? Lol... I can have as much as I want now, without even touching my account. Na just say person no wan do am. I have what it takes to be bad gan gan
Education › Re: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by RandomFellow: 6:22pm On Dec 07, 2023
I never did it. Actually, I didn't know it was a thing. I was always in class during matric, convocation, vigil, praise night, aluta, name them. Everyday we won't have lectures or "shotgun" was always a blessing. An extra day to cover more grounds. The only convocation I attended was mine... Even that one, I didn't bring food (as a poor graduate). But thank God for life; today, we're feeding people on a steady.
Car Talk › Re: What's Your Wrong Car Painting Experience And In Which City? by RandomFellow: 2:03pm On Dec 07, 2023
Car painting get experience again?
Health › Re: Dots On The Skin by RandomFellow: 11:19am On Nov 29, 2023
Moyinoluwa35:
Symptoms of hiv
Happy birthday soldier girl
Crime › Re: Abia Community Arrests 3 Men For Stealing Battery From Communication Mast by RandomFellow: 8:06am On Nov 27, 2023
Morafockers!!! Give them indelible marks
Education › Re: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by RandomFellow: 12:59pm On Nov 21, 2023
happney65:
It is only online they are "enemies" offline they are best of friends, business buddies,fvcck buddies and best of friends
You know them. I happen to know 2 friends on here, they banter like kilode. They can swear for thier ancestors here, etc. In real life, they're both married, and best of friends. They kuku womanize together (Tunde is moslim, Amaechi is Christian). Tunde will book room, go and straph his side chick or whoever. When he's done, he'll call Amaechi to go take the room; for his own side-hustle. When they finish, they continue abusing their father (they don't abuse mother whether online or offline).

Don't ever offend Tunde and let him call Amaechi for you, and vice versa! You will wish you never did!!! They can take flight to any state in Nigeria to give each other moral support, and help solve problems for themselves. They're highly connected, like... they have highly placed contacts allover this Nigeria.

Yeah... Oreh and Enyi and their pet names for each other
Education › Re: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by RandomFellow: 12:49pm On Nov 21, 2023
osuulola:
Abuja
The list is kuku not complete. No Open University of Nigeria, and University of Abuja. With several university satellite campuses. ABU zaria, Gregory "whatever" university, ABSU, etc etc have their several campuses in Abuja
Travel › Re: S. African Airways Reveals Upgraded Stylish Johannesburg Airport Lounge (PICS) by RandomFellow: 6:41pm On Nov 15, 2023
Work in progress, I believe. I want to believe South African Arts and crafts would adorn the walls soon... Else, it feels bland to me. Nothing "South African" about it.
Health › Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by RandomFellow: 11:04am On Nov 15, 2023
okooloyun1:
Even at 20k, it's still expensive as it was sold around N5,500 some months ago.
Don't mind them, living in denials. I walkied in like a few mins ago, they said 62,500!!!
Health › Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by RandomFellow: 11:03am On Nov 15, 2023
LeyeWrites:
Seretide is not 52k.

There's no need to imagine.
I just walked into a pharmacy here in Abuja like 5mins ago, they said Seretide is 62,500. shocked shocked shocked... Na curiosity carry me enter there ooo... Jesu!!!
Music/Radio › Re: There Exist Female Rappers In Arewa (Photos) by RandomFellow: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2023
Jestin:
Who don test Arewa pussi?? Their vjay dey sweet self huh
I can tell you from my own few humble experiences... It's one of the best in the world! Clean, sweet, and juicy! No, I don't think any ethnicity in Nigeria comes close. Okay... Take this from an Igbo guy
Sports › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by RandomFellow: 12:07pm On Nov 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
That's basically the job they do so why complain now?. undecided
The fake ones, and those who have lost their ways; that's why I'm most disappointed in them. Sadly, na them plenty pass
Sports › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by RandomFellow: 8:15am On Nov 06, 2023
Na wa ooo... Wetin concern man of god concern soccer predictions? What's wrong with these peoplehuh Putting God's name to reproach 🙄🙄🙄
Culture › Re: Tiv Umbrella Body Heads To Court Over Claim They Entertain Guests With Wives by RandomFellow: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2023
E be like these ones done harvest their yams. Normally, these guys go to court after their harvests. If you provoke them, they wait till they harvest their crops, then take you to court grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Prof. Ben Nwabueze Dies At 92, Ten Years After Begging God For More Five Years by RandomFellow: 9:24am On Nov 01, 2023
Samakus:
These yeye people up there should stop disrespecting the dead


If you have RIP to give, give it, if not, shut the eff up and stop disrespecting the dead octogenarian
Nonagenarian?
Politics › Re: ‘Too Many Lies’ – Amaechi Slams Ex-npa Boss, Hadiza Usman, Makes Fresh Claims by RandomFellow: 8:59am On Oct 27, 2023
I believe you Amaechi grin grin grin

But if you had the interest of the country, you would have mentioned the names of those prominent Nigerians, whether they offended you or not!

I mean, thier names are in the book already. One way or another, we will get to hear and see their names.
Politics › Re: FG Secures €1m EU Grant For Nuclear Project by RandomFellow: 8:30am On Oct 26, 2023
Whyning... Grant abi loan? Is it a "grant" we have to repay?
Politics › Re: You Are Killing The Naira And You’re Still Complaining - Olajide Abiola by RandomFellow: 11:14pm On Oct 25, 2023
Emetex22:
Tell me who you voted for without telling me 😆 🤣 😂, it's ook, hopefully this administration figures something out, I have parents and friends back home and they tell me things are red, imagine the poor vulnerable ones with kids, pragmatic solution now or the center may no longer hold soon.
If I told you voted Obi, you wouldn't still believe me. Truth is- all middle-class and low class Nigerians are currently seeing shege; irrespective of who we voted for. I'm complaining because I'm the one wearing the shoe, and I know where it hurts
Politics › Re: You Are Killing The Naira And You’re Still Complaining - Olajide Abiola by RandomFellow: 9:08pm On Oct 25, 2023
Xxxxtentacion2:
whats this surpose to mean...
I'm staying afloat at the moment. I don't know how long I can remain afloat if things don't improve!!! I bought 50kg of Big Bull rice on 31st of May for 39k. It finished 2 weeks ago, and I had to buy another one. Same Big Bull, but I paid 57k for the same 50kg bag. 18k added within 4months? Let's not talk about fuel... 40k per month to 135k for a monthhuh How long can i sustain this? Redmi note 12 pro I bought in June for 175k is currently over 260k!!! I wanted to buy another one (for wifey)... But who gimme mind?
Politics › Re: You Are Killing The Naira And You’re Still Complaining - Olajide Abiola by RandomFellow: 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2023
Emetex22:
😆 🤣 😂, seems you are in severe pains, next time don't vote drug lords
I don't owe you a revelation of who I voted for. One thing I'm sure about right now is that whether you voted Obi, Kwankwaso, Atiku or even Tinubu... Right now, we are all seeing this shege together!!! And yes, I'm still in severe pains (even though I can still fill my tank and afford my needs). I wish I don't have to go through so much to meet my daily needs. Hence my lamentations
Politics › Re: You Are Killing The Naira And You’re Still Complaining - Olajide Abiola by RandomFellow: 5:57pm On Oct 25, 2023
Xxxxtentacion2:
that miracle wont happen anytime soon... dollar will reach 2k before december bet it with me..
Please I beg you in the name of who/whatever you worship... Please don't swear for me
Politics › Re: Gov Otu Extends Services Of Nurses, To Recall Retired Doctors by RandomFellow: 11:51am On Oct 25, 2023
This is a good initiative, but would be great if the renumeration will be commensurate with what is obtainable outside the shores of the country. You want a young man to stay in a rural community? Will his friends, wife, kids and contemporaries also want to stay in the rural community?

I love good roads! Any community without good roads, clean portable water, sanitation, good security, electricity... I wouldn't want to stay there for more than a week for any reasons!
Politics › Re: You Are Killing The Naira And You’re Still Complaining - Olajide Abiola by RandomFellow: 11:49am On Oct 25, 2023
I wish a massive dollar inflow will occur(like, let dangote refinery start producing petroleum products), so that the economic saboteurs will lose their money. Nonsense and speculation!

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