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Can't remember mine for now, but at the mean time, let me share with u guys the 1 i witnessed with my friend.

we were inside a bus going home, so the bus stopped at 1 bustop to pick up passengers. along the line, 1 fine beauriful glancing and charming gurl came in and sat beside my friend, we were sitting at the back then.(meanwhile, when the gurl 1st entered the bus, my friend was like   ,"WOW!!! CHECKOUT DIS BEAURIFUL GURL. HOW I WISH SHE'LL COME AND SIT BESIDE ME". Later when the bus started moving, my friend started talking to the gurl. so the way the gurl was smiling when responding to my friend was surprising to me. she was even caressing his (my friend) hands, rubbing his chest, KISSING him inside the bus. JEEZ!!! i was like. . ."MEEEHN, DIS GUY DON GET LUCK GET FINE GURL O! SO TEY THE GURL DEY KISS AM INSIDE BUS WITHOUT SHAME WEY EVERYBODY DEY INSIDE! CHEI!!! NAWA O! NA SO LUCK DEY TAKE COME O!" my friend even asked the gurl to go home with him, and the gurl said no problem that she's willing to go with him. you guy's need to see the happiness on my friends face that day. so later it got to a stage that the gurl started actting strange, i started wondering what's happeninig? I started feeling suspicious that, the gurl has "mental dis-order" (phsyco). i told my friend that this gurl is not normal, that she has brain touch, but my friend said GOD forbid, that it's not true and it can never be. how can a beauriful and charming gurl like this be a pyscho? (mental dis-order) that i should STFU (shut the fukk up), maybe i'm drunk. and i said ok O! when we were about to get to the next bustop, the gurl just walk to the exit door and stood there. b4 the twinkle of an eye, she started dancing an indian dance infront of everybody, raised up her skirt and was twisting her body like a snake gurl down to the floor like strippers dancing round a metal in the club. immediately my friend saw the drama the gurl was acting, he was full of surprises and shouting. . ."MY GOD!!! !!! DON'T TELL ME I JUST KISSED (caught fun with) A MAD GURL" . . .when the gurl later came down, she started spitting here and there, laughing and talking to herself. the peeps that knew her so well for what she was at that bustop started runing away from her. I don laff tire so teyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , peeps inside the bus that saw what happened started laughing an uncontrollable laugh at my friend. . . .i come dey feel sorry/pity for the guy sha, at the same time, i dey feel ashame say na me and the guy follow. when we got to the next bustop, the guy came down sharp-sharp, bought toothpaste and brush with water to brush-off the sweetness of the MAD GURL's salyver. . . .Omo no be small thing that day O!

Quote from Riodiao: "I hate all NTA stations. Instead of me 2 watch nta e beta make i switch off d tv dey look ordinary light bulb."


^^^ I don laff so teyyyyyyyyyyyyy, i wan nearly name my worst station (NTA) as my best station!
but anywayz, my worst station na NTA. i hate that station like mad. The station i love most if included is DBN.

^^^^Seafood menu ke? . . .u follow dey chop am?

Quote from siena: "the only miracle I can see here, is how many people actually believe this very obvious ruse."


^^^ . . .pls spot on!

^^^That was against Ghana, and Ghana no be England.

Quote from sessy2: kanu's contract in ajax 5yrs they wanted to renew, kanu's contract in Arsenal 3yrs, kanu's contract in porthmouth from 1yr to 3,3 months to monthly to weekly then to pay as you play which is hourly yet Nigeria invited him to come and play world cup with Messi and Co they got the result. but im for never retire till 2018 world cup since na only him get experience at 49. Nonsence!!!


^^^Make i no go too far for u b'cos peeps like u no get value, No wonder NL is your best achievement so far!
where was messi when KING KANU won champions league with ajax?
when KING KANU won under 17-WORL CUP in japan 93, how old was messi den?
the way wey your mama dey shake her nyash (back in doz days) b4 u papa see'am for road go toast'am, shey na so your mama dey shake'am til now? . . .mind u, i'm not tryna beef u but i just want make u use dis way know say, as days dey go by, na so man dey grow old!. . .and in conclusive, no be how far, but how well. u get me now?

so una stil dey petronise the condom with una post everyday?

Quote from holymikel: "the security men should rather be praised for doing their job well".


^^^Holymikel abi na evil gabriel be your name, so u support the harrasment that doz bars-tards (security men) did to that disabled woman and u call that a job well-done? Even if 8-peeps were killed by armed rubbers in a bank attack at Akure, was that the reason why (bank PHB security men) should harras a disabled woman? abi doz thieves peeps came with crutches on the attack? is she the 1st disabled to walk into a bank? if no, then how do they treat the other disabled customers? if they don't know how to treat disabled, why not ask for an information from other banks? abi disabled no get right to go bank again? . . .Which dirty xcuss dem wan give now? or b'cos armed rubbers dey go steal for banks, e com be say any disabled wey dey go bank carry weapon? even if crutches na metal, why not talk to the woman in a polite manner for her to understand, instead harrassing her? . . .WTH some peeps just dey behave like animals?

Quote from ChiarCover: I usually make sure that the presents get increasingly expensive each time So I am happy and he is happ that I am happy.


^^^Na ur type dey send guys to village/square1 with una XTRAVAGANT demand.

Me myself, i no send gift! any1 wey my gurlie give me, even if na boxers sef, omo i go appreciate'am like mad b'cos i no expect am at-all. my GF appreciates whatever gift i buy for her b'cos she never xpected such gift, and b'cos she know's i do get her whatever gift she desire apart from BDG/VAL-G. She herself has never for once asked me to get her a particular gift for her BD or VAL dat's just d 1 good reason y i don't hesitate to buy her whatever gift she desire apart from BDG/VAL-G, so long as i can afford it.

@Neo_welsh, now u know what i meant by "wetin don loss don loss". next time u go bet ur moni on D right team!

Talking about surpise gift. whosoever ask her boyfriend what she wanted as a BDG i don't think u can call that a surprise gift b'cos she already knows what her gif is all about. what if u tell your boyfriend the kind of gift u wanted and he couldn't afford it, will u blame him for that? unlike me, i don't like buying gift for gurls, i prefer giving her money to buy whatever she likes, but in terms of BDG, i don't think it's proper for a gurl to tell her BF what she wanted, i think anything that her BF bought for her as a BDG should be well APRECIATABLE. Dough, it's neccessary for a guy to know what his GF likes but i find it in no case leading to break-up. No-ing what his GF likes is not the purpose of the friendship but love for each other.    thaz ma opinion, thanx!

^^^Nice pix there sauron! I'll go for England and i hope Rooney scores his 1st goal of the tourney in that match.

Can u imagine building a toilet with 10milla? after dem go ban pipu wey dey struggle with dia own body. That is y i don't like commenting on political threads b'cos na the most annouying thread be that to me. well, no problem O! i no blame una, na free money wey una see na'em dey worry una. una no even care about the masses na to park naija run away na'em una sabi. ok O. everyday for the thief 1 day for the owner. 1day shall be 1day GOD go catch una.

^^^wetin don loss don loss!. . . . . .wetin don loss don loss!!. . . . . .wetin don loss don loss!!!

U won't know what i meant until after the match between Uruguay vs S.Korea.

U.S.A have done incrredibly well on this competition and i'm so impressed with their performances so far. they work together as a team. they'r so aggressive and put in a 5star performances in each and every 1 of their matches. my best match so far in this tournament was U.S.A vs ALGERIA. that match brought down the clouds of heaven, and i'm overhwelmed with the never say die spirit of the American players. I'm more than excited to see that allas, they were victorious on their game against ALGERIA. and that match is the best match i'v watched on this tournament so far. Ghana as a team is ok but they lack finisher. the 2goals they'v scored so far is from penalty spot, though the most important thing in football is wining but i don't think it'll help the Ghanian team. i don wanna be sentimental so i'll go the support of U.S.A

No GADAMN security officer gat any right to stop a disabled. FWFR? (for what fukking reason) u don't even need to ask her (disabled) for assistant, unless she request for it. afterall she made it to the bank without the assistance of the security officer so why refusing her in? is that how they refuse other customers in? is it b'cos she's disabled? NA OGUN GO DESTROY THAT SECURITY OFFICER GENERATION! him no go see better for em life! she (the disabled woman) came to the bank like every other person, all the security officer gat to do is open the MF (motherfukking) door and allow her in for her to go in and do whatever she came there for. and leave when she's done. ASAT!!!

^^^U'v said it all!!!

^^^shey Ur lappy dey suffer from kaitaflu?. . .which 1 be three post same comment?

Quote from bush2: I WILL DESTROY MY NIGERIAN PASSPORT I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AND ADDRESS AS NIGERIAN ANY LONGER.

^^^ Wetin u dey wait for? abi dem tie ur hand?

Dull moment!

. . .so dis topic stil dey exist? . . .I dey hail O!

^^^Dat yakubu miss goal has entered the world record can u imagine? yet some clowns dey criticise KING KANU wey be say dia 10th GENERATION no fit achieve wetin KING KANU don achieve. Even when SUNG PARK of S.KOREA was interviewed b4 the match, the only player he talked about so well, and gave his honour was KING KANU, and yet some peeps that taught football is all about kick and run come hear dey disgrace dia sef. That's why NL is their best achievement so far!

i still dey wait 4 doz sons of hell hole a$$es 2 answer my questions, but e be like say concience don dey judge dem
bas-tards wey no know dia left and right. fools wey be say i can even prove to dem dat, the woman dey call dia mother is not dia biological mother, but a paid a$$ hole that vommited them out of this world all b'cos dia dad is a gay. UNVALUED SOULS!!!

For all the gurl's in the house.

If u think that ur boyfriend is nomore having interest on u, then i guess it's b'cos u'r loosing ur beauty!
it's so fukking funny that u gurls lack the knowledge of the secret why ur boyfriend is nomore loving u, and the secret is. . .Try and start dressing like the former delta state Gov. Alamesigha, the way he disguised himself llike a beautiful princess and escaped from prison in london, then u'll see how much love ur boyfriend have for u!

***Trial can convince who knows? ***

HOI-SHINA - HOI KANGAI = GOOD THINKING, GOOD PRODUCT!!! but i go for HONDA all the way!

Rano walks in. . . .yawns and walks out speechless!

^^^Abeg help me dey lecture dem OO! I'll advice u to just be proud to urself b'cos u'v lectured peeps that know shyt abt KING KANU and are tryna pretend that they know all about him.

@12large
U know say we NIGERIANS know ourselfs wella. we no dey appreciate wetin we get, but make i ask u something?
tell me wetin CHRISTIANO RONALDO (ex-world footballer of the year) don do for PORTUGAL?
b4 he scored the goal he (C Ronaldo) scored against N.KOREA, when last did he score for his country?
U and i know's who is the best player in the world presently, but who was rated the lowest mark in ARGENTINA's world qualification?   ***All the crititsm b'cos KING KANU na NIGERIAN. may GOD help una.***

while i'm waiting for the response from u baked a$$ milipeeds, name a player in NIGERIA that has ever achieved what KING KANU has achieved since he/they started playing football? abi if KING KANU has never don anything, then shey a player wey no dey do anything go get the highest honour/award/medals/ in football? Ya'll are FAILIURES! SHAME!!!

I want ask 1 question to doz peeps wey dey talk rubbish against kanu. . .

what has kanu done wrong to deserve all this criticism from u bars-tards that gat nottin to offer to NIGERIA?
wetin una don ever do for NIGERIA since una mama shyt una out of this world from her a$$-hole?  
wetin una don achieve since wey margutts and bedburg like una don dey exist for this world?
where una dey when kanu win under 17 world cup for japan 1992?
where una dey when kanu win champions league with ajax?
where una dey when kanu dey win all the medals for arsenal?
where una dey when kanu win FA cup with pouthsmouth?
where una dey when kanu win the african player of the year?
where una dey when kanu was offered a contract with KARL KANI designers?
Even if una say kanu never do anything for NIGERIA, fine! KHF - na una papa dey organise/sponsor am?
Abeg i dey wait for una reply reply O, before i go unleash D wrath of OGUN 2 destroy una GENERATION.

^^^ what is the "wa oh" all abot?