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It is only in Nigeria that public office holders label critics as 'enemy of progress' even when it is very clear that their administration is a disgrace and a total bunch of disappointment!!!

Hell-Rafia the dwarf, ur grandpapa left yansh!!!

patval:
almajiri,
polio and meningitis fall on you

Buhahahahaha!!! That's very funny! You just finished that yarimo! Dis one na confirm BRUTALITY!!!

Nice tips! Thanks

jackie35:
SECRETARY ........................

That one na Oga boss toy!

iluvdonjazzy:
what about masachiers

Abeg help me. You know say I no go school

remecy:
YOU DEY GO THERE? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT! ABEI YOU BE MEMBER OF THEIR ASSOCIATION NI

Dem yapa for everywhere nah.

tosyne2much:
You're so on point Oga Rapmoney

You forgot to add Policewomen

Na true, especially to the ogas on top!

cathodekazim:
nurse

if u are married to a nurse

mk sure u tk ur kids for.DNA test

Really? Never thought of that though.

IamKashyBaby:


Thank goodness my job wasnt there

What's your job? What do you do?

ahmodu4real:
HAIR STYLIST abeg spirit of olosho is in that profession you hardly see any hair dresser that does not cheat.

These days, hair stylists' shops are just like a point where loose ladies gather to discuss their escapades during the day!

Wives cheating on their partners might not necessarily be dependent on profession or occupation but there are some professions that make women prone to cheating on their husbands/partners. Below are some of these occupations:

1) POLITICS: Many female politicians, especially, in this part of the world, are nothing short of glorified prostitutes. These set of people, desparate just like their male counterparts, will not mind sleeping with all the political figures in their state just to clinch the position of a local government chairperson or even ward councillor!

2) ACTING: There is an African proverb that says 'He who brings ants-ridden woods into his house should not complain when lizards pay him visit'. With the kind of stories we hear about the movie industry these days, any man who marries an actress should not complain when it starts. One wonders how most of these actresses leave their matrimonial home within the shortest possible time after marriage. From movie set to hotel room...na clap deh dey take enter dance. How many sane and responsible man would tolerate his wife kissing random men passionately on screen, still knowing fully well what marriage is suppose to be?

3) MODELING: Just like actresses, models have high possibilty to cheat in marriage. Her body is perfectly in shape; many men want her irrespective of her marital status. They want to have a taste of the Oripopo! What most of our models do behind closed doors just to get modeling contracts is shameful; marriage doesn't stop them from having extra-marital fun! With the things young ladies now do to win beauty pageants, I wouldn't wish an enemy of mine to marry a model as far as he understands what marriage entails.

4) BAR/RESTUARANT BUSINESS: If your wife runs this type of business, she probably see different men of diverse characters on daily basis who are ready to lavish their monthly income regularly on sex and alcohol. If you as the man has nothing tangible doing, it makes the case worse! Seriously speaking, without being biased, it is very difficult if not impossible to see a decent lady operating a bar/restaurant business in Nigerian cities! I tell you today, these set of people cheat as if tomorrow would never come!!!

5) BANK MARKETING: There is an African proverb that says 'Because a woman conceived for you doesn't mean she can't kill you'. Female bank marketers are mostly prone to cheating on their partners since they meet large business owners often due to the nature of the job. Nowadays, the number of women who place a good amount of value on marriage is steadily declining. With this, most female bank marketers will easily go to bed with rich clients just to keep their job and make more income. It's shameful but true.

In as much as some folks claim the average African man is naturally positioned to enjoy different women even when married, I don't see cheating in marriage or committed relationships as something proper for both sexes. I personally has cultivated the habit of dating one lady at a time. With this, I won't hesitate to throw a cheating partner out of my life through the window!

You can add yours

Coke I know and drink but Koker, I don't know.

People like Al-Mumu-straffa wouldn't have the confidence to speak on national issues if Nigeria was not a joke!

Al-Mumu-straffa, may Bhudda, the Eiffel Tower, Panku and the Liberty Statue fall on you!

Caseless:
a kid like you won't know me.

Same kid that was living up to his responsibilities when you were still eating ur parents' food and still collecting money from them to cut hair!

Caseless:
just like chinua achebe.

Who be this one? Who know u?

Dele Mumu-du is a tribalist and an ethnic bigot! I can't take the words of such a tribal effigy serious.

Don't quote me to spew crap else 50 million Afghanistan flies will descend on you and infest your mouth!

Nigeria is a huge fvcking joke!

Tosyne, you dor come again!

Good. Nice one

swiz123:
As a husband,you shouldn't care if she bows for her so called religious leaders,so long as she respects you and perform her marital duties with vigor.please op,do not spoil the minds of so many husbands who would come to read this thread.like you said,women are emotional so let us understand them.
His the like button all the ladies

You sound so senseless! So you are just trying to get 'likes' from the female folks by posting this crap?

sbm060:
Rip

but i don't know him

Lol...are you a member of the indomie generation?

I don't joke with 'One Toy Soldier'

Classic!!!

As far as rap music worldwide is concerned, this is a big loss.

Albert Johnson (Prodigy) is one of the duo, Mobb Deep.

He was born November 2, 1974 and died June 20, 2017.

Rest in Peace!!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/prodigy-dead-mobb-deep-rapper-dies-death-age-life-health-latest-updates-a7799676.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prodigy_(rapper)

NairalandHowTo:
Victory is from Allah Alone.

Allah is fake! You can pass that to your fellow jihadists!!!

Ok

Na wa o!

When ah go marry sef? I dor clock 48 years o!

Oselu28:
it is also very clear that common sense is far from you bcus if you have "political education" you will know what happened during the last struggle for a biafra nation.

Who come be this one? Who know u?

Oselu28:
i dont know why y'll have decided to live someone else's dream(Nnamdi kanu), i just hope it wont be too late when you realise the truth.....

It is very clear that you lack political education.

NLPsychologist:
That's lame of him. Most people who obeyed the sit-at-home where fearful of their businesses being harmed one way or the other...not "obedience" as it where. Cos the first order wasn't 'obeyed' like that

This is because of the fact that many Igbos and Igbo-businesses will close without Nigeria. The ones shouting biafra are mostly those who use to import the goods that a now banned, and they are now jobless.

The other lot asking it's people to come back home do not know or foresee it's implication.

If the small recession that's so biting can so distress them, war or relocation will so bite them that this recession and joblessness will be like flexing in Sheraton Hotel and working in NNPC.

Have you checked your Common Entrance result?

BroZuma:


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Me and all the things I thought I'll never see on FP...NL has broken every known records with respect to decency and enlightenment.

What is decency? What is enlightment? Just because someone talks about his religion doesn't make him or the post indecent! Why do you and your likes always think your religion is superior to those of others?