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Kill him!

Modified:
Ok, don't kill him

I remain my humble self, King Nnanyelugo Atakata'elo Omere'mbajuoyi Mmaduaburoewu Ikpeama (man wey case no dey go against), Kpakpandu 1 of Umutazi!!!

Rilwayne001:
The same Buhari will soon cage him. He belongs to the cage.

Have you checked your Common Entrance result?

PapaNnamdi:
No vex..

Enjoy ur biafra

People who are quoting you here are getting more 'likes'. Can't u see that ur opinion is meaningless? Cover ur face in shame!

kingthreatz:
Read my signature, you shallow brain

Read my signature, you daft!!! Anu Mpama! Goat!!!

kingthreatz:
Omo ale jati jati. MAy Nigeria never yield anything good to you for calling it a poo entity

Shut your trap! He said the truth. If u don't like it, the rope is there for u to use.

koropotopoto:
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only a fool will have the time to read this trash

shatap there and get out
go and face your idp infested state of Benue

O boy, see finishing for that big mumu! I swear, that guy is daft!!! 3 gbosa for u!!!

brandydaniells:
u said mobile??

You should add 'auto' to it nah

brandydaniells:
u didnt put iphone7

Iphone7 na moto?

rosieluv:
you will be surprised to know that some ladies don't know anything about cars

That's what you feel till they start calling out the names for you

farano:
hmmm I have never been attracted to a man based on the car he drives. . A car is not an investment, it depreciates over time. .

Are you sure? A car is not an investment but it makes movement easier and women love easy life.

Again, what you said is normally said by women mostly on social media. In reality, it is always different.

Saintsammurai:
lol hehe..
na las Vegas things na...
Buy a holiday mansion in las Vegas and pack all my hummers there for parties..

Bro we live to enjoy life..
Abi you nor wan enjoy all this big ass Latinos from north and south American?
lol

U too like better things. Chai!

Saintsammurai:
Bro its sad how hummer is no longer popular..
my love for hummer is beyond normal..

I swear i will have all kinds and colour of hummer specially made for me..

But first make i continue the hustle..
team Hummer.

If u buy one, make u no turn am to strictly women taxi oh!

GAZZUZZ:
Remove that accord, the guy fit be UBER driver

Lol! U re funny

Saintsammurai:
lol bro you have forgotten Hummer?

Hummer might be kind of old sch, but believe me, any lady that do not wet her pants when she sees a guy coming out of his Hummer is probably a nun..

The history of the car alone is a yes i will marry you to the ladies.

Correct guy, I dey tell you

TRUCK/TANKER

LEXUS 350 SUV

TOYOTA CAMRY 2010 MODEL

HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL

RANGE ROVER SPORT (Any model)

BENZ GLK 350

AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL

It is no longer news that many young Nigerian ladies love flashy cars and are readily available to date whoever that drives such cars, irrespective of looks and character. Even if the guy looks like a Greek monster, Ujevwen juju or Ughelli masquerade, they don't care!!!

My guy, even some little girls in your area can stoop so low to lick the navels of old pot-bellied men, old enough to be their grand father like Tom-Tom all because he drives a posh car.

Below are some cars that possessed many young Nigerian ladies like an evil spirit:

1) AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL: This is one ride that makes many Nigerian ladies act as if they are possessed. Even some married women are not left out. Na so dem go dey give you eye contact like say you be Trey Songz twin brother! The high level of poverty is damn too high in this country!

2) BENZ GLK 350: Oya, the 'I-can-date-a-broke-guy' gang on Nairaland, make una come defend this one. Na social media dat one end, my brother. With a GLK 350 Benz in the cities of Nigeria, you won't have to stress yourself to get down with many of these slay queens that act as if they don't go to the loo to poo! Na dis reason make many yahoo guys dey get down with more girls than you wey carry Aristole and Socrates brain combined together! Abeg, no vex.

3) RANGE ROVER SPORT: Model of the Range no matter, leave am like dat. Some ladies can even date their ancestor as far as he drives one.

4) HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL (AKA Evil Spirit): The person that first nicknamed this car 'evil spirit' deserves 5 bottles of cold Heineken. If this car is always dropping your girl after work, you ask and she tells you that he is 'just a friend', please my guy, start shopping for another babe as shock absober to save yourself the pains of the impending final bomb that awaits!

5) TOYATA CAMRY 2010 MODEL (AKA Toyota Spider): The rate of hardship in Naija has made many of our girlfriends to become 'everybody's friends' because of Toyota Spider. Even if your life is characterized by staying for days without any babe 'flashing' your phone, immediately you purchase this ride, that marks the end of your rest from phone calls. Dem go call you pass MTN customer care.

6) LEXUS 350 SUV: With the sleek body this ride possesses, many Nigerian babes don't mind spreading their legs wide open, scattered like the creeks of Calabar just to have a feel of the taste. They know fully well that whoever drives this can take care of their financial issues...di one dia papa no fit take care of.

7) TRUCK/TANKER: Don't just allow the average Naija babe know that you own a petrol tanker or truck...especially, those ones whose eyes shine like halogen lamps! They already know what one of those trucks or tankers is capable of bringing on daily basis

HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL

RANGE ROVER SPORT

BENZ GLK 350

AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL

It is no longer news that many young Nigerian ladies love flashy cars and are readily available to date whoever that drives such cars, irrespective of looks and character. Even if the guy looks like a Greek monster, Ujevwen juju or Ughelli masquerade, they don't care!!!

My guy, even some little girls in your area can stoop so low to lick the navels of old pot-bellied men, old enough to be their grand father like Tom-Tom all because he drives a posh car.

Below are some cars that possessed many young Nigerian ladies like an evil spirit:

1) AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL: This is one ride that makes many Nigerian ladies act as if they are possessed. Even some married women are not left out. Na so dem go dey give you eye contact like say you be Trey Songz twin brother! The high level of poverty is damn too high in this country!

2) BENZ GLK 350: Oya, the 'I-can-date-a-broke-guy' gang on Nairaland, make una come defend this one. Na social media dat one end, my brother. With a GLK 350 Benz in the cities of Nigeria, you won't have to stress yourself to get down with many of these slay queens that act as if they don't go to the loo to poo! Na dis reason make many yahoo guys dey get down with more girls than you wey carry Aristole and Socrates brain combined together! Abeg, no vex.

3) RANGE ROVER SPORT: Model of the Range no matter, leave am like dat. Some ladies can even date their ancestor as far as he drives one.

4) HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL (AKA Evil Spirit): The person that first nicknamed this car 'evil spirit' deserves 5 bottles of cold Heineken. If this car is always dropping your girl after work, you ask and she tells you that he is 'just a friend', please my guy, start shopping for another babe as shock absober to save yourself the pains of the impending final bomb that awaits!

5) TOYATA CAMRY 2010 MODEL (AKA Toyota Spider): The rate of hardship in Naija has made many of our girlfriends to become 'everybody's friends' because of Toyota Spider. Even if your life is characterized by staying for days without any babe 'flashing' your phone, immediately you purchase this ride, that marks the end of your rest from phone calls. Dem go call you pass MTN customer care.

6) LEXUS 350 SUV: With the sleek body this ride possesses, many Nigerian babes don't mind spreading their legs wide open, scattered like the creeks of Calabar just to have a feel of the taste. They know fully well that whoever drives this can take care of their financial issues...di one dia papa no fit take care of.

7) TRUCK/TANKER: Don't just allow the average Naija babe know that you own a petrol tanker or truck...especially, those ones whose eyes shine like halogen lamps! They already know what one of those trucks or tankers is capable of bringing on daily basis

So they dated for 2 years without the guy putting 1 inside 0? Konji na baskard. Distance relationship is a pain!

The way the size of akpu dey reduce every day dey give me sleepless night!

Please, who has a small python to sell? I need a small one to keep as pet!

Seedstars?

munyiwa:
What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

For calling him a fool to express your opinion that God exist only makes you to sound foolish! Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. You claim Christianity because you were born into a family that's proponent to it. Have you ever imagined if you were born into a Bhuddist home?