₦airaland Forum

SoNature:
OP, the only reason u should take that job of 30k is if it's related to your career path. I would never take it, never!...imagine paying a graduate 30k..so, this is what a degree has been reduced to in Nigeria?

Everyone should be working toward being self-employed...that's key.

If we check well, you still dey jobless, dey chop free foods from ur parents!

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fortune1968:
Somebody is only prompting you to think normally .This is shameful ! Toilet ?

Must u say derogatory things about people's region before u make a point? I don't even understand how people like u term themselves as 'educated'!!!

davodyguy:
Pathetic.
The wives of Lagos state present and past Govs are investing in Education, just as Mrs oluremi tinubu did with the spelling B that produced gov of one day, see what the SE people deserve from the Governor's wife.

Shut up!!! What do you think you just typed?

Na wa o! After 3 years? Don't expect anything from the government. Live your life and hustle for success.

In Nigeria, everything that's found in the house of the common man was provided for him by himself! There's no good welfare package in this country.

mizhefeh:
Congrats to my fellow Corp members, our case shall b different

Children of this world, that's what they always say.

Whoever that starts planning his/her life after youth service is not serious about success!

tosyne2much:
I think this thread is for those who cheat on their partners.

E. g
Toks2008
Rapmoney
Tallesty1

Guy man! Lol Me no be like that o!

Emeskhalifa:
I am sure the people that were in that room were more than 10..... jus wondering why he hasn't been arrested for violation of his bail term yet

Why don't u go and arrest him? Mpama!!!

Caricature:
All these list of THIS and twenty ways of THAT, are just plain silly. Some of you who write these lists or ways have never seen the underwear of a woman much less talk about a relationship with one.

Why don't you just pretend that you have a brain and use it too? Do you need a babalawo to tell you that the Op is only trying to pass a message? Wetin concern underwear for the matter?

The one wey em papa build zinc house still wan form say na only posh crib she dey enter! Una dey eat watery soup with crayfish for una house but u go dey pester guyman say na sharwama dey hungry u. Ur papa dey buy sharwama for u for house?

KanwuliaExtra:
Mansion in DARKNESS!
See as the place be like refugee camp.
Chai!!!!!

Which one ur papa build?

Even if I don't like Ayiri personally, one thing his life says is 'Never give a bleep about the women who reject you today, just keep hustling'. This guy lost the 'love of his life' when he was broke. The woman felt she had met someone that was richer than Ayiri Emami. Today, look at him, a billonaire. I wonder how that woman would be feeling wherever she is!

Amberon:
I don't get why you're mad. America a predominantly christian nation is the world power today. Most of the developed nations of the world are predominantly christian including the Scandinavian nations you made mention of so exactly what is your problem?

I thought you were even sensible until you used America and the Scandinavian countries to explain the scam you call 'truth'. Now, let me teach you a little even if I know I'm giving you free lecture; you don't need to pay for it.

You said the Scaninavians are predominantly Christians? That's one of the biggest lie in 2017!!! I take it that you hardly read or carry out research; we know your type. They are many on public forums like Nairaland. Majority of Scandinavians don't even believe that God exist. Many do not go to any place of worship. They just live their lives, do what is right and make use of their brains which is always there to be used.

Go to America and see if they still believe in this old fraudulent tale of rapture and the likes. They live their lives and do what will make them advance!

This is the problem with Africa; we have so many socio-economic problems facing us. Rather than solve these problems, we becloud ourselves with fairy-tale stories like rapture, hell and other things we do not see.

Many religious leaders are now aware that this rapture thing doesn't help them to sell their 'market' and they have resorted to prosperity preaching!

Common sense has never been common. I leave you to wallow in darkness, ignorance and self-deception.

ADEWUMIMichael:
and it's better you shut up than to agravate your situation by discouraging other belivers with the words you're ultering

Just shut up abeg! It is this same fraudulent religious mentality that has kept Africa where she is! Instead of chasing knowledge and development, we chase rubbish. Go to the Scandinavian countries and see how good they are doing and you are here in a poverty-stricken country shouting 'rapture'.

Onyenna:
Dunno.....Amania m.....

Uli man!!!

phunbicool:
am in relationship wt dz gurl, I luv her so much and gave her everything in my own little way, bt she still cheat on me to the extents I caught her on so many occasions and there is no explanation to the reason why she is doing it. am realy struggling wt my feelings, her feelings is so strong in mi. and if I dnt break wt her, her feelins may end my life. pls advice.

Why are you seeking for advice from us when you already know that the feelings you have may end your life?

What a shame?

Morning: Do my laundry.

Afternoon: watch movies, listen to good songs and sleep

Evening: Hang out with some old friends and make noise over some cold bottles of Goldberg!!!

H

Thought I have seen this post before

Africa and barbaric acts!

Benekruku:
So they shop up the window and the bullets did not hit the glass!


Stop using your kidney to think.

Learn how to type without silly grammatical blunders! Mpama!!!

Benekruku:
Staged Assassination!

So they did not vandalize any of his super cars and only a scrap caravan was damaged?



Dino should stage another assassination attempt with a different movie director

It is good to think before typing than doing the opposite (typing before thinking). Did the report say they went to his Abuja residence? His "super cars" are in Abuja. This is his Kogi home!

KINGTELLER:
OP... You no put. warri men too dey flirt..and 80% of them dey drink like fish...If u are a lady don't let warri man lure you into impregnating you before tying the knot, else OYO naa ur case....

If deh give u belle, u go pray make ur first pikin no reach 400L for school before deh go pay bride price.

This BBN stuff is getting boring, next please!!! Show don end be say show don end.

ALKARULEZZ:
Kari-talk.. The larger Warri Metropolis cuts across parts of Delta Central too

Thank you! He should know that places like Okumagba are part of Delta Central.

ichommy:
Warri no dey carry last.

Rapmoney U don show face Again.


I ate Starch and Owo Soup on Sunday evening kon wash am down with Hebron water.



#Teamlikeurhobo

#Futureurhoboinlaw

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I sight u my guy! Chai! See Ogwo soup o!

Warri, a town in Delta State; Delta-Central, to be precise, is the home of many Nigerian comedians - I Go Dye, Ali Baba, AY, I Go Save, Akpororo, etc. Though, it is not the state capital but it is more popular than Asaba, the state capital. Even people who are from places like Sapele, Ughelli, Udu, Oghara, Agbaroh, etc, will not hesitate to claim that they are from Warri immediately they enter another state or region.

There are some collective attitudes of the people that make the city a unique one. Below are some of them:

1) MOST PEOPLE TALK VERY FAST HERE: Yes, you will need to pay more attention to understand what people are saying if you are a new-comer. The average Warri person talks very fast. Waffarians don't speak pidgin English, they rap it!!!

2) WORDS ARE HARDLY COMPLETED BY SPEAKERS: Don't expect Warri folks to complete words when they make statements! "Bra" means "brother". "Gi me" means "give me". "Mo dey go" means "make we dey go". "Gi yan" means "give am"

3) PEOPLE HARDLY SPEAK THEIR LOCAL LANGUAGES: Warri inhabitants cut across all Nigerian nationalities, though, the major tribes here are Urhobos, Ijaws and Itsekiris. For the many ethnic groups to communicate freely, Pidgin English became the adopted language. There is 95% possibility that any child born in Warri will not be able to speak his/her local language.

4) PEOPLE EXPECT VEHICLES TO STOP FOR THEM WHEN THEY CROSS ROADS: Most Waffarians cross road with "style" and "swag"; especially, the young ladies. When you sound your horn for them, you will hear "You no dey see" but if na cow dey come, dem go run 440!!!

5) BUMSHORTS MEAN NOTHING TO THE GIRLS HERE: I don waka go so many places but ah never see wia bumshorts use hand and belle take touch ground before as e be for Warri. Young women wear bumshorts freely in Warri; even to public places like banks, markets and on the road...and na for korokoro day-time I dey tell una so! Come and see different sizes and shapes of what nature has blessed people's daughters with. Chai!!! Mr JJC, no go spend ur monthly salary on top Ewomazino backa o!

6) THEY ACCOMMODATE PEOPLE A LOT: There's always a misconception that Warri people are hostile; it is not true. Waffarians are a set of people that accommodate everyone irrespective of ethnic background. That's why the city accommodates people from all nationalities in Nigeria. It is believed that no matter your tribe, once you are born and raised in Warri, you are a true Warri blood.

7) MOST YOUNG MEN HERE LOVE BIG LIFE: After applying 40 Naira cold-water starch on his shirt, with 200 in his pocket for a bottle of Goldberg, Warri boy will be like: "Make ah hammer first, na 30 billion for the account"

8. PEOPLE USE SLANGS TO COMMUNICATE HERE: Until you have been baptized and anointed to understand Warfi slangs, you might easily get confused when people communicate here because slangs are invented on daily basis! For instance, to "rotate" means to go somewhere or leave a place. "Guy, na to rotate oh"!

9) WHEN GUNSHOT SOUNDS ARE HEARD, PEOPLE COME OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF TAKING COVER: Waffarians are very curious when they hear gunshots. They want to know who made the shots, why and where. Even children here can detect the sound of various guns! Area!!! U go hear "Shuo! Dat na dry kala na. E be like say na deh Ejiro area deh shoot dah one so o!"

10) EVERYONE IS A "CHAIRMAN": It is only in Warri that you will see a man driving Toyota Venza or Acura ZDX, calling and greeting a brick-layer "My oga" My guy, all na washy! This is normally done to escape being asked to drop "something". Warfi no dey carry last...if e too mush, e go end for draw

Oya, padlock guys in the house, raise your hands.

Damn! No hands were raised!

To be serious, stop promising women marriage when you have no sincere intention.

"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman" - English proverb.

That was how Edafe's photographs got to the house of a spiritual prophet!