OKOATA:
Bros don't use lime, use lemon as you see the instructions. Add the lemon in the blender, you can also add little water. Blend till it's fully grounded. The watermelon you will use is the "rind" the green flesh, watery part. You can also add the water melon seed to the blender. It's simple..

Brotherly, Happy new year, I have one simple question please , I’m about to begin this journey, are you still here?

Tbvh, he did what he felt was right, 90 big to lose for that business.

If what you said happened is true,
It wasn’t your fault to an extent. If you are not spiritually prepared such can affect you.. that’s why we pray for God to help and protect us. Now see na

That he pays you 12 is not fair but you agreed to work so don’t think he’s wicked or anything..

You may do the same if in his shoes….

Be carefully next time , it’s not bad to render help but now so many things are happening from doing good
Be careful .

God may uplift you via another means

How do y’all do this?
Omor it’s not normal it doesn’t matter how y’all see it..
God ain’t stupid.. some people are posses I think.. Wtf y’all saying ??
I’ve had some of them around me and bro it’s definitely not normal

You tell me you allow a man insert through your butthole and expand the whole thing is normal?

God didn’t create Adam twice..

Best we can do is not judge people but the idea itself can’t be accepted..

Acadia07:
As respect is a great foundation for friendships and familial relationships, it pays to be respectful to those who identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual and however else they see themselves. Here are some questions you shouldn’t ask your LGBTQ friends:



1. "Are you sure you’re gay? You don’t look it!”

2. "So…how do you do it?”

3. “Is this just a phase?”

4. “When did you decide to pursue this lifestyle?”

Note: No body plans to be part of the LGBTQIA+ community, it’s not something you can predict. People discover this at their own pace and through their own unique circumstances. Some know from when they’re children like me and others find out later in life. It’s not a conscious decision but is more of a discovery of coming to terms with oneself.


More importantly, it isn’t a lifestyle. Falling in love is not a trend that LGBTQIA+ individuals subscribe to. Love is love is love.

5. For bisexuals: “Which do you prefer?”

6. For lesbians: “Did a man hurt you?”

7.For couples: “Who’s the boy and who’s the girl in the relationship?”
The answer: no one is.


This thread is for open-minded people

U Dey mad �

Some people in nairaland are so uneducated that sometimes you wonder if they even know their history..
Knowing how to read and write is not a sign of intelligence..:

Make una just Dey read the romance lies and stuff and keep quiet..

Kagd10:
Igbos. Lol..

Toxic from birth.

Funnily, they were the ones who wanted to colonise Nigeria after the British left.. the irony..

Azikiwe had wanted to try that in the SW despite the fact that the British left every region in autonomy of themselves but no, Igbo weren't satisfied but wanted to colonise the whole country. Azikiwe was left to lick his wound after he was stopped. Still he didn't stop and eventually spearheaded the Igbo coup which killed every leaders of every region apart from Igbo leaders while he, Azikiwe travelled abroad at the same moment when the Igbo coup was happening. Ironsi came in and continued with the madness of what they had planned until his atrocities was withheld. In the end, Ojukwu declared Biafra but still wouldn't stop his greedy attempt in wanting to colonise the country. Eventually, their atrocities were fought against yet they're the ones playing the victim today.

Shut up and say what you know
Tribalistic chief

The church is a place to worship God Almighty and go home..

The church is not the best place to get Good wives.
I mean it’s even difficult to get help from your church members..

Expect nothing from humans in the Church both male and female alike..
Just expect only from God because humans in the church will disappoint you in a mannerless manner

guobe:
There is a code guys should use in getting a girl he really likes even though she tells you she has a boyfriend already.When she tells you she has a boyfriend already ,just tell her the guy is doing his own or tell her that you want to take her from the boyfriend.90 percent of the time this code is successful especially if you come with your A game where the current boyfriend is still battling with a D.On her closet she will always say wow this new guy is the real deal .

Very stupid post

chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.

Best advice so far

alukstea:
The worse mistake you'd make is to reject the food you gave her money to buy in the house.

Try talk to her, I'd have advised you show her romance but then you might only get pity sex, talk to her about it. She's your wife, if you start nursing the consideration of knocking outside then it's the catalyst that can break your home oh.

This advice no good sha
Look away from this

Weda na lie or truth I Dey enjoy am

Lie to me in peace abeg…

And come and complete it

ednut1:
if the name of Jesus is powerful why doesn’t it burn those churches or shrines

Another useless wannabe atheist

Rubbish way to approach a lady

You can decide to not be loud about it
Do some secret investigation and monitor dem closely while acting like you are not aware of what’s happening

You’ll get ur answers

Asquare84:
Have you discussed with your pastor, or seek a face of God in prayers to change the behavior of your wife

You should be banned from commenting
Brainwashed goat

OKOATA:
Add honey after all the blending. Shake well anytime you want to use it.

Thanks bro
2more questions!

When I go add the lemon juice?
When I Dey blend or after blending??

Then 2nd question

Can lime juice replace lemon juice?

OKOATA:
Bros treat your ED with this simple formula. Continually take for 2 weeks, ED will disappear for life.

Bro this formula ehh
U go blend both the honey and juice or you go held them then add them inside the honey??

Abeg clear me there

NewDelhi:
Me and one of my guy had a heated argument like that. Out of anger he rubbed it in my face that he has fvcked my girl before. Even told me she has a birthmark close to her pussy to clear my doubts . Truly she has a birthmark . I confronted her afterwards, she denied. But how is it possible someone else knows she has a birthmark on a place that's meant to be private and mine only . The calls decreased, the texts decreased. That was how the relationship died down.

That your guy is not a good guy
For him to Bleep your babe.
Mind how you roll

If you don't expect anything in return and if she genuinely needs help and you have to help then you can and should.

But you see the problem with this kind of help is that you may not get what you expect.

She lied and still lies, if you are ok with that,you can help.

It doesn't cost anything to help but no too expect so you won't say " AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU"

JejeNaija:
I still don't understand were some of you meet the kind of girlfriends you will be dating and she will still be cheating on you. Never met any girl or such and still have loads of respect for my exs. If you treat your woman right I don't see any reason why she would wanna cheat on you especially when you date a matured girl that has other priorities other than sex sex and more sex.

This shows you clearly don't know Women

Bro leave that girl
The last girl wey tell my guy say if he leave her she go die na she break up with am by herself

Una sha Bleep ABI?

Run from married women bro

Just run and run also from always giving her money

OyeofIkoTuN:
Something wey no dey work..

So blood transfusion for hospital na Oath...?

If I don't see that man below confirming the validity of that jargons.....ahdonbelieveit

Wtf, you are so intelligent bro..how can you compare blood transfusion to blood oath?


It doesn't work, go and try it and follow the right procedures and see

Make them catch that priest or monitor him without his knowing

He should take them to this village too .

Make them ask deep question beyond this realm

Fahdiga:
Any evidence?

oga Thomas go there and kill a python first
Then you'll have your evidence.


Y'all be doubting anyhow

czarr:
You are the guy bro...
All will be well.

Lol. You wish

Kingozymandias:


What do you do for a leaving ?

I live for a *Leaving..

Itohanmiwa:
She wants to breakup so as to be celibate? Is your friend a sex addict? If yes him too better activate celibacy mode for he own good. You guys having sex anyhow don’t know what you are doing to yourselves. And you are quick to rush to Nairaland to talk about not trusting. “If u have sex with a lady always, tell me how u can be able to trust her or take her seriously”? Don’t normalize premarital sex, it is still a sin when I checked the Bible this morning.

He's not a sex addict
They don't even get to see always.i think just once this year

It's a short one, Just to enlighten us more about how these girls are wired.

Few months ago, a girl said to a guy in my Street here in Ibadan that she'll die if he ever leaves her or cheats on her and all that. Somehow this guy became Scared of hurting her and became extra careful.

Fast forward to last week, she actually woke up one morning and broke up with him saying she's no longer interested because she's trying to be celibate.



So bottom line is these girls are selfish and self centered...they only care about themselves.
Learn to always put yourself First too..

https://www.nairaland.com/7075705/some-major-reasons-why-many


Go back to that thread, read and practice

Good thing be say u Don learn and u don get sense.

That gender will disgrace you.

The same girl wey tell my guy last month say she go die if he leave her don leave am today

Nigga is redpilled so he's been laughing at her