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@Frank Lampards Critics

This article might answer some of your questions : -

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article2289196.ece

Well. . . Sexy chickens or no sexy chickens, Pompey has always been and would always be a shyte team.

Watch out for the real blues on Saturday. Don't say I didn't warn you.

@Doyin13

You wish!

@Viera

Stop pretending. We know you deliberately posted that e-mail address to attract our attention.
You've already admitted that you're looking for new girlfriends or sugar daughters from N/L . I saw your adverts o!
Oh ma dayzzzzzzz 

Doyin love, I'm sorry to bust your bubbles, but pompey is a shyte team.
You'ld be forced to admit that after we trash you on Saturday.

Me sef don tire. Why was my post deleted?

Brilliant analysis as usual!

Banderas, please help me ask them o.

Besides, the guy was only suspended for a weekend! One freaging weekend! Roman would compensate him, I'm sure.

Sharaaap! That's me. Picture thief thief!

Mukina, that definitely is not you. It can't posibly be. Your chest region is twice the size of mine.  And your cheeks are pointed in, while mine are  rossy.  Also, my nose is flat while you look like pinochio. That can't be you in a million years. Leave my pic jo.  


@A-40

Please post your girlfriend's pic o(if u have any) I'm dying of curiousity here.

mukina2:
you do not want me to post my pics

That's a confession. I rest my case. The pic is mine.

Banderas:
Umm, Razor - what win?

The one we would have when we play you next month using my formula.

@Banderas

Muikina is a picture thief o! That is my pic. she took it from my profile!

Mukinatuuuuu, I dey warn you o. Confess na! That's my pic!

You're making me so angry here.


A-40, no mind this Muki girl o. That's my pic.

Mukina, you dey find my trouble o!   Which of my keepers cheats?


@Banderas

Well, my formular would be more effective than yours, wouldn't it?   A win is a win.

MUKINATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!     

Thunder, lightening and  Volcano scatter your keyboard!  

Picture thief thief!

Post your own and leave my pics!

@V

Thanks for the compliment jare.

Banderas:
@ Razor, thanks for the keeper, but all we need to do is dive in the opponent's box, and we'll be fine. Much cheaper than 25M init?

Well. That wouldn't be quite effective. With that keeper I saw yesterday, you would 'dive in the opponent's box' alright, but there'ld also be countless number of divings into your own net as well. Not effective footie if you ask me.

@ Banderas

I'm good. And you?

By the way, if you can convince Mr. Wenger to squeeze 25 Million pounds from his purse, I'll be willing to loan you a keeper for a year.

Hell no! It's not ruudie. Ruudie's my sweetheart. He's an angel.
It's another Scummie. Someone you know too well.

Put two and two together na. . .

mukina2:
Agbero? i don't know oya spill it now

dnt let me beat you

na  wa o
rapper by force

Ok ok ok. . . let me clarify things before you beat me up.

You see, when you come to Naija, Lagos precisely, you'ld see some jobless guys on the road harrassing innocent public transport workers for money.   These niggas are no good bastards who use violent means to extort money from innocent people. They're mostly lazy high school dropouts.

They're actually lyrically sound like our sweetheart here on N/L (NOKAB), with very dirty lyrics. They're rappers, but the raps are usually in the yoruba dialect.   And like NOKAB, they have no respect whatsoever for women. They enjoy insulting women as it makes them feel like 'men'. How sad.

I believe the white man has a name for them - 'touts'.

mukina2:
@ Razorr you never told me what NOKAB was anyway " "

Mukina, I'll give you a hint. Do you know what 'Agbero' means? Figure the rest out for yourself.

Infact the guy is really craving for my attention now. He's dying inside because I keep ignoring him. I don't know why he hasn't developed the common sense to ignore me. Why does he even bother replying my posts?

Banderas:
Jackal, that was watery poo. You're the one who kept saying that Tevez was a replacement for Rooney, how do you now turn around and say he isn't?

Banderas, I can't believe you just asked that question!
Why is it that everyone knows that Jackal likes to argue out of his ass except you?

Haaa Ruudie my love!  Thought you'd gone into hiding!  Thank God you're here!

What do you honestly think would be the outcome of your match against Tottenham next weekend?

Can you in all honesty beat your chest and say you'ld beat them?

Sharaaap Loyika!

Keys is right. It wasn't our fault. Like Jose said, our players are naive.

If you don't gerrout of hia this minute, I'll call those Roving devils to deal with you again now!

Oh I almost forgot to add - Bring 25 million pounds and we'ld loan you Cuccidini for a year. You obviously need a keeper asap.

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[size=15pt]Bleep Manscum! [/size][/center]

Tell that to Faggotson, but trust me, he won't listen.   His ego is as big as my backside. The fat face still believes your team is 'ok' as it is.

@Monex

Trust me, we know exactly what our problems are.   We're working on them. At least Chelsea is not like manscum that would know they have a problem but their silly stubborn coach would refuse to do anything about it.   Faggotson knows that you guys need a striker asap but he's too arrogant to bother. That guy is getting too old, sack him.

If you guys do not do something about your striker problems asap, you'ld be in worse trouble. I see you loosing more matches.

How the heck can you win matches when you play well and create chances but can't score! I can't believe you guys were banking on Tevez to fill Rooney's shoes!   That guy is just a work horse, not a goal scorer.

Or are you waiting for Saha to get fit and come rescue you?   A player that has been out of play for several months!

Oh ma dayzzzz. . . 

@Banderas

What goes around comes around my dear. It was God paying Cheatverpool back for the diving that Gerrard did to get that controversial freekick so close to the box during their first game against Aston Villa. Have u forgotten so soon how Gerrard conned the referee in that game?   And now pool fans have the audacity to open their mouths to cry foul!   Oh ma dayzzzz. . . 

Also, if you watched the match, you'ld have seen that our players did not ask for the penalty. Infact, Drogba went for the ball to continue playing and was about to score before the referee blew the whistle. We didn't protest or ask for any penalty. We did nothing wrong.   We didn't cheat. We don't cheat. We just got lucky.

Jose was right. Our players are naive.   The referee is 100% to blame.

@Banderas

Get over it sweetheart.   Shit happens.   Same thing happened to scum with diving Ronaldo last season.
Every dog has his day my dear.   Don't worry, yours would come when you're playing the scummies. Amen!

monex:
There is a guy here who coincidentally use to to share my views but the guy later traded his objectivity for club patriotism. His name is Jackal.

Haaa so it wasn't only me that noticed.

monex:
When other clubs were playing pre-season friendlies with formidable sides, manu was playing with schezen, guanyoung and the likes.

You forgot to mention FC Pharmaceuticals.

@Nateevs

Spot on!!

Chelsea has something that is lacking in most teams and that's our 'never say die' attitude!

That is why even when we're playing crap, we still get a result. How many teams can boast of that?   We're too much jare!

Nateevs, I saw it o. Infact I laughed so hard. That part was so theatrical. I hope someone would post it on YouTube.

I'ld love to watch it again. Whenever I'm having a bad day, i'll just play that video.

That is one of the rare moments when you see gay look so stupid.

coolkaboom:
man mi, na BABA GOD save our blushes make we yan true.we were outplayed and out-thot for long spells during this last game.i'm puttin d ref on my xmas mailing list for d awoof penalty he dashed us, thank God say lampard no spill am.i no defend am again, that guy needs a long vac, where Ballack sef?

O boy, forget that match. We all agree with you.  Manscum's luck has run out and ours has begun. Remember Ronaldo's controversial penalties last season?

Sweety, you need a little bit of luck sometimes to progress in this league. That's just the way things are.

You're right about Lampard o. I was surprised when he scored that Pen. WAs expecting Reina to catch it. Apart from the Pen, Lampard played shyte as usual. Thank God for the point though.  At least our friends in Old Trashford would go to bed tonight in tears. That's a big consolation.

Jackal:
Buncha tweeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant understand why a chic who aint blonde can be so dumb.
Must be a BRAIN DAMAGE.

Nateevs see what I'm saying?

Ignore him.

Oh Nateevs, I almost forgot to add. Please ignore Jackal. He's been spitting bullocks since. His brain has gone numb since their defeat.