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Haaa nateevs, let's take it easy on these guys. Let's not give Jackal and co more heart trauma.
I heard that emergency wards are full of manscum patients right now.
Most of them are suffering from heart problems. If you've noticed, they're conspiciously absent from N/L.

More tears will flow next weekend! I can't wait!

toshmann:
who the Bleep are man utd
who the f-ck are man utd
who the f-ck are man utd
they'll always bow to us(Chelsea-the blue devils )

common man city 

up erikson up up erikson

Does that song have a rap version?   I w'anna memorize it.

Bless Man City!   Damn! My team should have bought Micah Richards. That guy is too much!   Man of the match!

Eeeeyaaaaaaaaaa

Toshmann darling, sorry o. Don't blame Chelsea for that o, blame the ref.

Styles hates you guys.

Everyone hates you guys.

Don't worry, your day would come. Someone would award you a controversial penalty when you're playing the scummies.

Amen!

@Nateevs

Manscum is without Ronaldo and rooney. They are not the same team that beat Tottenham last season.

Infact, at the moment, any determined team can beat Manscum, even Sunderland . Manscum's a broken team.
Tottenham would hurt them real bad. Mark my words and feel free to quote me anytime.

Oh I almost forgot - Donkey should be sent back to the Zoo. That's were he belongs, not on the pitch!

Manscum should never have won the community shield!

Now the great curse has fallen upon them their heads. Hee hee hee

This run of badluck would continue till the end of this year!

Amen!

@Nateevs

Naaaaa

When we beat Portsmouth, we'll have 10 points.
Hopefully City would lose their next match and we'll take our rightful position at the top of the table.

Tottenham would deal with this Manscum team. Did you see their last match? 4-nil!

It's now looking like Chelsea and Liverpool are the major contenders for this season's title. I warned Manscum that they shouldn't have won the community shield, but they didn't listen. That Shield brings a curse with it. Now they're in trouble!

somze:
I never dreamt that either,
Was praying for a draw, only to see things go this way and against the run of play.
Seriously the gods were blue

Yea. Drogba's Ivorian jazz really worked today! Haa haa haa

somze:
Jackal
Its ok
Its really ok
I hear Tevez is good at fighting relegation battles

Haaa haaa haaa haaa haaaa

I don laugh tire today!

I never dreamed that manscum would lose to City! Infact, its like I'm dreaming!

Manscum is doomed!

The title race is now between Chelsea and Liverpool. But Chelsea would win. We just need to tighten up some loose ends.

Haaaaa Muki, forget gay. Old age is beginning to set in. Scummies shouldn't worry, They'll retire him soon.

mukina2:
@ razorr
what's Nokab?

Haaa don't worry sweetheart, I'll tell you later. It's a special title for a very special person.

Naaaa Muki. That's not what I heard o. I heard that as he was trying to throw a kick at Tevez at some point, he accidentally hit Malcolm Glazer in the groin.
Glazer is now in the hospital. I heard his willy came off!

Faggotson is in serious trouble. Sir or no Sir.

Jackal:
For Bleep's Sake . . . . .
WHY can't u keep ma handle of your lips?
Are u possessed? Why don't u have any dignity or scruple and at least behave like your twin in GAMBIA?
You crave for ma attention, innit?
Keep longing for it . . . . .I am not about to give it to u.
Only a lunkhead like u will associate me to Jeje or whoever.
I don't stay in Lagos . . . .Jeje is based in Lagos.
According to u, do u have to post your diseased pussy via DHL to be shagged?
I am sorry for your BLEAK FUTURE

NOKAB has spoken!!

jejelolatu:
today was da bomb

God bless nland

u guys all made my day, ;
what more can i say, except to

Ahhh don't worry. There would be more of that o. We would laugh so hard this season at the fall of the scummies.
By the way, who are they playing next sef?


Mukina, yea, Tevez scored. . . in his dreams. I hear Faggotson slapped Tevez in the dressing room!
They say he also kicked Hargreaves in his groin!

Infact, gist reaching me says he beat almost everybody up, out of frustration! Even Nanny!

Jeje, you better be very careful with Jackal! Did I tell you about GCON(gossipers community of Nairaland)?

Jackal has been telling everyone that he has slept with you o! That is what many guys are talking about, so you better clarify stuff very well and let everyone know that there is no strings between you and that guy. That guy is a green snake under the green grass.

It's not only you sef. He likes to brag that he has slept with almost all the girls on N/L!  He fit? Broke-ass nigga that he is.

Haaaaa

Miss Jeje!  Welcome to the party.  What do you think about scummies loosing to Man City? They're crap aren't they?

If Drogba had as many chances as Donkey had, he'ld have scored.

Tevez is just a work machine. He's crap as a goal scorer!

I guess he'll wake up at the end of the season when manscum is about to be relegated. That's what he's good at anyway.

Mukina you dey crase. Gerrout of hia!

@ Atiku

Good decision my dear.  He's not worth your time.

Back to footie issues. I think the biggest problem we had during that match was Essien playing right back. Essien did well, but it would have been much better if he played as an attacking midfielder. Lampard was crap . We had no attacking midfielder to feed Drogba and Pizarro the ball. Infact, it was like we were playing with ten men.

I also think Kalou had no business on that pitch. We should have played Pizarro and even Joe Cole from the onset(they are more hungry players). I think the result would have been better if we had risked Glen in that right back position and Essien played in the attacking midfield. For pete's sake, how are you supposed to score when the midfielders do not provide the balls?

Overall, our team is very good and the only problem we have is the right back position and injuries. Once Ballack is fit, Lampard would start to sit up as Ballack might start benching him if he doesn't wake up.

I also think we should be more consistent with our players. We can't keep changing defenders. It is too dangerous when there is no consistency in a team. Defenders have to be very used to each other. They need to communicate well. That's the advantage we have when both Terry and Carvalho are playing. With us it's Terry today, Carvalho tomorrow, Alex the next day and Ben haim. No consistency.
May Gods save us from our injury woes. Amen!

Oh I almost forgot, please ignore those who are making noise about the penalty. When Ronaldo was busy diving and cheating and collecting penalties last season, these silly scummies didn't complain, but now that is Chelsea's turn to get a little luck, everyone is screaming. Ignore these idiots abeg.

Everyone has his day!

@ Mukina

Sharaaaaaap there. Manscum also bribed the referee. Infact, their own was worse. Sir Faggotson called him during half time and offered him so much money.  Unfortunately, their team is so crap that they still couldn't win, even with the referee playing for them

By the way, did you see Donkey's face during that match? One Shrek character dies and another is born.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzz


Wow!


Atiku, I have told you to leave Jackal alone. Just ignore his posts. Nothing more than gibberish ever comes out of his mouth.
He's scum and a fool. Let him keep ranting and raving and jumping up and down.
Just ignore his posts like I'm doing. Trust me, he's not worth the stress.

Atiku and Nateevs, why do you guys bother yourselfs so much with Jackal?

I mean, it's no news that he's the most notorious area boy on Nairaland.

He has no class, insults women(like you'll soon see now when he starts insulting me), and generally uses dirty words against everybody.

He is also the most unobjective football analyst on Nairaland. He sees issues through only one pair of lens and that's the one at Old Trashford.

Oh I almost forgot. He really hates Chelsea, so don't expect him to say anything, and I mean anything, positive about Chelsea.


Leave him and analyse football with more objective guys. Thank you.

WOW! The Spurs seem to be getting back on their feet!   Hmmm. . .

Me thinks this is how the PREM table would look at the end of this season:-


1. Chelsea

2. Liverpool

3. Arsenal

4. Tottenham

5. Manchester United

Anybody w'anna bet?

Yea. Experience makes you wiser.


Mukinatu leave my pic alone o or I'll report you to your other boyfriend, Richy.

He's a broke ass nigga na. I was so embarrased when we met. He asked me out and I agreed. O mi god I shouldn't have.
He asked where I wanted to go and I mentioned one Brazillian restaurant like that. We went there and ordered for food. After eating, the waiter brought the bill and do you know this guy couldn't pay up? It was so embarrasing. He said he didn't know the food was that expensive.
I had to rush down to an ATM to get cash to pay for the food. Damn! I've never been so embarrased in my life.
That was the last time he set his eyes on me.
And it's this same low-life that this mongrel is dying for. Can't belive he's fooling her with his lies. If he really loved her, it would even have been better, but the nigga has confessed to wanting a piece of her ass only. He even told me in confidence that he wants her to be his sugar mummy! 20 yr old chic o. He says he'll tell her to send him dollars regularly.


Mukina , I'll send jazz to blow up your keyboard if you don't stop thiefing my pic o.

1. Banderas - I'ld have loved to bunk this guy if not for his small ding dong.
2. Loyika - Brilliant sexy guy.
3. Mukina2 - What can I say - The most beautiful girl on N/L. I'ld r'ape her the minute I meet her.
4. Ruudie - Lovely guy.
5. Somze - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mukina, stop picture thiefing. Chei!

Yea. . . One particular mongrel is dying with loff not knowing he's a jobless broke-ass nigga.

@Muki

Thunder scatter your mouse!

Picture thief thief. I'll beat you o.

That's me there and not you. I'll report you to your boyfriend o(you know who ).  

WOW!

Muki is that you?   WOW! You're so fine. Have you grown slimmer?



Lie Lie. Thief thief. You stole it from my profile, abi? If I catch you. . . Yeye girl.

Eeeeyaaaa. . . Sorry o.

I guess that means no sex for a while. Damn! How would you cope? I could give you some wanking tips if you want.

loyika:
Here is my take on the Season;

UNITED WILL NOT RETAIN THE TITLE

@Mukina What got you angry, and who're the puppies?

[size=16pt]Gerrard breaks his toe[/size]


Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has broken his toe - but should still be able to play against Chelsea on Sunday.

Gerrard limped off before the end of yesterday’s Champions League qualifier against Toulouse, although Rafa claimed he’s replaced Gerrard for the sake of introducing fresh legs, not because of injury concerns. Gerrard had ice applied to his foot in the dressing room and went for an x-ray today. This revealed he’d suffered a hairline fracture.

Rafa Benítez later spoke of the injury and how he’s weighing up the pros and cons of utilising his captain in one of the season’s bigger games: “He has a hairline fracture in his toe. I think he will be available for the weekend. The only problem is, if we push him now, he might need a little bit of a rest afterwards. I was talking to the doctor and he said it is not a big risk for him to play, though there is always some risk.”

The risk in playing Gerrard isn’t just in how his injury fares, but also in how well he can perform with the injury. Pain-killing injections may be enough, but Rafa needs to consider his options. He did hint quite strongly that although he may be willing to risk Steven for a major league match, he’s not keen on him being used in England’s friendly next week: “If we want to push him for this game, it would be a risk to push him again and again, because it could become more serious. I still need to talk to Steve McLaren but I think he will understand it would be a big risk.”

http://www.anfieldroad.com/news/200708162580/rafa-gerrard-breaks-toe-but-still-available.html/

Bu haaa haaa haaa haaa

I can already see the excuses Loyika.

After they lose to City they'll say -

"Well, we didn't have Ronaldo. . . "

"We didn't have Rooney. . . "

Tevez is still adjusting to our system. . . "

"Nani is still growing up, although he's the best signing this season. . . "

Bla bla bla. . . e.t.c