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Hey guys,

Some united fans in BBC 606 are really making my day. They're calling for the sack of Faggotson.

They're saying he's getting too old and his brain power is depreciating.

They are asking why he was daft enough to sell Alan Smith.

Boy do I blame them?

Banderas, keep your beef comments to yourself. We played exciting entertaining football. Everyone agrees with that.  

We know about our defensive problems, so give it a rest. We're working on them. Our only major problem was the right back. And once Terry and Alex are fully fit, we would be a nightmare to everyone.

There's also some gossip about Quaresma coming to the bridge.

I hope Faggotson was taking notes from our match.

That was beautiful foootie the Chelsea way!

Good night y'all!

I told you Debosky was a player na. N/L babes should watch out o.

Poor J-girl!

Mukina, how you take know about Nana? That's some juicy info.

By the way, did you guys watch the game downtown at Stamford Bridge?

Talk about beautiful footie!

Who says Chelsea is boring?

OK. I confess that I didn't watch the match. . .

But everyone is saying you guys played rubbish. Even the pro-United sites are saying that.

I'm just hearing that Reading was playing with only ten men! Is that so?

Oh Shrek. . .

Poor Shrek. . .

I'll miss you so much. . .

[size=16pt]BREAKING NEWS: WAYNE ROONEY IS DEAD![/size]  

www.skysports.com/football

What happened to the beautiful football you guys love to brag about?

What happened to Ronaldo?

Why didn't you play Tevez?

I'm actually quite disappointed in Reading.  They should have buried you.


According to BBC: -

The closest United came to scoring was in the first half when Ryan Giggs hit the post with a finely executed volley.

[size=16pt]"[/size][/b]Sir Alex Ferguson may have spent £50m over the summer on strengthening his squad, yet the United manager was reduced to deploying substitute John O'Shea as a makeshift centre-forward in the second half.[size=16pt][b]"[/size]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/6931068.stm

Wait a minute, did I hear a certain Scummite say you guys played beautifully?

Let me post BBC's report of the match!

[size=16pt]Manchester United had an uncomfortable start to the season as the champions were outsmarted tactically by Reading.[/size]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/6931068.stm


I guess that basically summarises the match!

So much for spending 50 Million pounds.

Wait wait wait. . .

I'll be right back!

JK

I must confess that this story just made my day!

I would go home now laughing my ass off.

I still can't stop laughing. . .

Oh my dayzzzzzzzzzzz

[size=18pt]Radical Iranians eye Man Utd[/size]   


FOOTBALL'S silly season has offered up a new contender for most insane rumour of the summer.


Reports in Iran suggest radical Iranians Ansar Hezbollah want to buy Manchester United.

The group — backers of hard-line Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad — even plan to rename the footie giants after a holy Muslim oasis.

Ansar Hezbollah's secretary general, Mohammad Bagher Kharrazi, said: "Once we've bought Manchester United we'll change its name to Khaybar."

Khaybar is near the Muslim holy city of Medina in Saudi Arabia and it is the site where Jewish inhabitants were defeated by the Prophet Muhammad's followers in 629 AD.

Manchester United fans were furious at the takeover by the American Glazer family in May 2005.

But the latest report has been met with a smile.

Colin Hendrie, vice chair of the Independent Manchester United Supporters' Association, joked: "This is exactly why we have a fit and proper person's test in the Premier League!

"As always, United fans would be against anyone who doesn't have the best interests of the club in their heart.

"That includes anyone who just wants to make money or a political point."

Naturally, a spokesman for Manchester United was quick to dismiss the rumours.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007360800,00.html

Young man, you don't give up, do you? Do you want to use her for rituals? She's not interested.

jejelolatu:
if some guy had the good fortune of dating me, he wouldnt let me go in a million years.

So what happened to Kitaun?

He claims he used you like a rag and dumped your ass.

Banderas:
I didn't see them on the pitch begging for autographs.

OW!

Come on. . .

How can they be begging for autographs on the pitch? They're celebrities for pete's sake!

Please show me a pic of posh begging for manscum's players' autographs on the pitch o.

aisha2:
Manchester United is an exceptional team for exceptional people We stand out from the rest I was Man u from d day i was born to the day i die.

Chei!

I give up!  

Geeezzzzzzzzzz

That ugly Posh spice?

You must be out of your mind!

Let me give you a list of Chelsea female celebrity fans!

Yea. We're cool.

But I'm not cool with your being a manure fan sha.

How can a woman be supporting manure?

Come off it girl, come to Chelsea - The sexy club!

The most beautiful women in the world are Chelsea fans and the most ugly ones support manure.
That's because they're a scum team. Which posh girl would w'anna support scum?

They even proudly call themselves scummites. Can you imagine?

Chei!! Shege!! 

Water don pass gari o!

Wetin I go talk now?

Wahala d'ey!

Jackal:
@ Loyika,

I have a big worry on a certain player called Arjen Robben.
Do u believe in your heart of hearts that Robben is 23.
My church mind says he cannot be less than 40.
I need to see Arjen's birth certificate.
No 23 year old looks like that,
Tevez, Torres, Ronaldo, RVP and even Henry don't look as old as ROBBEN.
What chu think?

Do you think we haven't noticed that?

Why do you think we want to sell him?

Jackal, you get time sha.

Leave this small pikin na.

Loyika, wetin be your problem?
I see seh the 90 minutes 'heading' weh you give me last night no d'ey let you think straight again abi?

Wetin concern kulikuli for fried rice?

quadrant4:
Aisha2 what's your e-mail address please? i want to contact you as a Manchester United faithful.

Aisha, please don't give this guy your number or email add. o.

I was reliably informed that he uses women's boobs for rituals.

We have all kinds of peeps on this forum sha.

Anyhow you want to justify it, the fact remains that you guys sold him for too little and you know it!

No serious arse-anal fan would come here and say he is happy with the amount you sold Henry for!

Kapish!

Listen Banderas, you can speak all the grammar you want, but the fact remains that if Milan could squeeze 30 mil from Chelsea to sell sheva, I don't see how you guys couldn't squeeze out at least 25 mil from Barca!

It was so obvious that you guys let him go too readily. You could have done some shakara na, or don't your people have any brains to know that?
See what Chelsea is doing with Robben.

On second thoughts. . .

Oh Jesus!

I hope you're not planning to kill me.

I know naija is a country where people in power kill people that cross words with them.

Please Aisha, tell your boss not to kill me o.
Tell him I love him very much and instead of killing me, he should take me as his 14th wife. I'm very much interested.

haaaaa My favourite babe is back!

I thought you had run away!

You never answered my question. Are you his secretary?

Banderas, trust me, you don't w'anna go down that lane with me!

How dare you compare Robben with Henry?   Have you been drinking?

Arse-anal sold Henry for the same amount that Tottemhan bought Bent! Darren Bent!!

You guys should have made nothing less than 30 million pounds from the sale of Henry!!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz

wormedup:
AW must be up to something . i wonder what

Wormy you don't need to wonder too much. AW now hates that club and wants to do everything in his power to pull them down.
Why do you think he sold Henry for 16 mil when Chelsea won't even to sell robben for less than 22 mil?

Wenger hates Arsenal!