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RuuDie:
why on earth are u interested in LBC last time they came on, they was airing some arabic stuff. . . . i think its Lebanese Broadcasting Corp or something!

chei!

I've not seen this much frustration in a long while. So you guys now w'anna resort to Lebanese channels to watch these games?

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzz

Sup ruudie? Abeg leave this place and report home for dinner.   I've prepared some delicious afand soup for you.

RuuDie:
ManU --- 7:45. . . . Chelski 8:00

Haa. . . I almost forgot. Simultaneous matches. So you’d wanna watch manscum while I’ld wanna watch Chelsea then we’d start fighting over the remote control, abi? Forget it. I’ll go watch the match in Wormy’s house

RuuDie:
don't know why the 35k+ fans in there didn't stone the hell out of those stupid playas

Very good question.

Haaaaa good!

Lerato must GO!

She'll be victim no.1.

That does it. Now I'm mad at you. Infact I'm so mad at you that I'll have to confess that I found that picture you sent me, the one of your d'ick, very disgusting. Who on earth deceived you into thinking that girls find 3 inch d'icks attractive? Also the bumps and scars on it would injure any woman unfortunate enough to take it into her. No wonder you said women run away from you.

Haaaa Forget dido. He'll show up just before their next match screaming "Keep the faith! Keep the faith!" And disappear again after another defeat.

Somze, take your peace campaign out of here.   Don't spoilt the fun jo.  

This is lovely entertainment for a lovely wednesday morning.

*Runs out to grap a can of fanta and caramel popcorn*

By the way, where's Didoflex? Is he in hiding?

So that's where you live!

No wonder! I always wondered where you got your agbero traits from.

Oya give me your address now. . . Haba! Come on. . . Don't be shy. Not everyone can afford to buy HITV.

Let me post a quote I culled from a poster in another website: :-

[b]He is 23 years old, his name is Daniel Alves da Silva and right now he's the best player in Spain.Nowadays, Alves is a hero at Sevilla - loved for his personality and his play.

Dani Alves is no ordinary right-back. He has played at right-back, right-midfield, left-back, left-midfield, central midfield and in St Petersburg last season even played up front - winning a penalty and providing an assist. He plays everywhere - and in the same game, too. He is, says this morning's AS: "Three players in one: a central midfield playmaker with a winger's soul who plays at full-back." He is a one-man band, a phenomenal athlete who screams and tears round the pitch like a hyperactive child, a Roberto Carlos for the right. Only Alves can defend. In fact, he can be a right horrible little bastard when he wants to, diving and kicking and tugging to his heart's content. It's no coincidence that as well as topping the assists charts, he leads the way in yellow cards and fouls. In short, Alves can do everything.[/b]

They are blaming it on a certain Nigerian food called eba.

Fresh gist emanating from White heart lane says they just employed a new team chef who is a Nigerian(Chopinsin by name). Apparently the guy recommended a certain Nigerian dish called eba to them.

The Nigerian guy told them that eba contains a certain chemical substance that boosts people's energy levels and stamina.
He said the dish is the secret of Nigerians' immense strength.

Ruudie, oya give me your house address. Na your house I dey come watch the match.

Yeparipa!!!

Water don pass gari o!

This one pass me. I'll just sit back and enjoy the drama.

Tejuosho wetin? You dey crase. I dey go sleep. I no have your time. I don tire.

Doyin gerrout of hia. Gbeborun! Nobody is warring here. Was just trying to put one attention seeker like that in her place.

Ashewo! You were hoping to see women tear their clothes, abi?

Gamine:
lOOK HERE MUKINATU, MUKIRAT

IM not fooled by your smileys ooh.

What can i say about u that hasnt been already said about arsenal

DIMWITTED and A WASTE OF OXYGEN

just mind your self, You n your Razorr RazzRat

Damned Lesbianic Fools

Madam, you just made a terrible mistake by putting my name in your outburst.

I don't know what Jackal has been telling you to make your head swell. For your infoa, the nigga doesn't give a f*uck about you.

Yea, you heard me right.

He told me how cheap you are - flirting with him and all that. That nigga would use you and dump you like the stinking piece of dirty tissue you are.

Well, what can I say. . . Men will always be men.

Look, he's in love with someone else, someone you know too well, so stop deceiving yourself. Find yourself a boyfriend and leave other women's men alone.

I heard that you're a Nairaland slut. Half of the boys on this forum claim to have slept with you. They say you're an attention seeker and you always ask for it.

Look here young lady, my honest advice to you is that you take your little whoring ass out of this sports forum and stick to your dating and meet up zone.

Let this be the first and the last time you ever try to insult me or Mukina c'os if you do, we'll expose you for the little busy body you are.

A word is enough for the wise.

Ok Jackal. Club sentiments aside, you know I won't open my legs for any guy unless he's as handsome as you.  So in that regard, Tevez is a far cry from qualifying no matter how rich he is.

Geezzzzzzzz. . . Why would I go for Donkey when I've got pizza boy?

OW. . . Come on Jackal!

Even you have got to admit that the resemblance is staggering.

God has blessed you guys. You have Shrek and now it's donkey!

I wonder what other creature Fergie would buy in the near future.

Hey guys!

Let's play a game!

It's called 'spot the difference'!

abstarr:
Dude, we are talkin bout solutions for naija, there's no skytv over here

Wow Einstein!

So you finally figured that out! How smart of you!

WOW!

Manscum now has both shrek and Donkey!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I just hope I don't get to see donkey cry. Shrek was bad enough, this one could give me nightmares.

Manscum's newest sensation!

All hail Shrek's great friend, popularly known as donkey!

Mukina, ignore Beetintin o. He is 4-play's John the Baptist if you know what I mean.

mukina2:
they are still the chimps of Yinglang

Chei! Mukina no kill me o. E don do.  I don laugh so much already.

Let's feel sorry for them na. They didn't see it coming.

More disaster to follow. Watch out!

Don't mind that Shrek boy. Season never start, im come d'ey take holiday.

So much for gay's prediction that this would be his best Season.

I hear they want to buy a new striker now. Serves them right. Why did they arrogantly sell smith and leave that flop, Saha.

Mukina sharaaaap! Welcome back though.

I'm still waiting for the Nana gist o.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzz 

They made my day yesterday.

Hey guys, I've got some great news.

Alves is not in Sevilla's line up for this week's Champions League match.

We had concerns that if he plays for Sevilla in the C/L, he won't be able to play for Chelsea in the Champions League, but this development means he's likely to come to chelsea.

Geeeeeezzzz. . .  the silence in this room is deafening!

For pete's sake it was only a draw and not a loss.

Rooney was injured, not killed!

Where are all these manure noise makers?   Are y'all dead?

Where's Jackal, Hucarson, 4-Play, I-man, e.t.c.

Why is this place so quiet? So boring?

It's in my profile.

I think we should give Ben Haim the right back position and forget Alves. Haim is decent enough from what I've seen and might do well in that position.

Instead of spending that outrageous figure on Alves, don't you think it would be better to get Quaresma instead?

Just my thought.