₦airaland Forum

I wanted to convert it to Naira but my heart is warning me not to.

God am I your stepson!!!!!!!!!
Make me sef enjoy life small nau

Good for them
After wasiu ayinde I no sabi any other musician

Make I go listen to one gbedu this afternoon sef

Mtchewww instead make they go buy fingerlings and start fish farm.
Natural water already provided na the fish remain.
"Never waste an opportunity " Michael Faraday 2009

Eiye (bird) that can not fly away to evade arrest,is that one true eiye (bird)?
Mentally deranged human beings
Abeg open their bumbum and give them 71 strokes of cane each.

Congratulations to him
Big man move

Bit I still don't understand how this ambassador stuffs work sef, shey celebrities increase their sales?

A pure example of you don't have to go naked like banana before you look good.

Long Life and prosperity,
4 jars of palmwine and 800 kolanuts for you.

Ok

Ok

Stealing somebody's hard-earned property is inhuman but only monsters will kill another human being unless out of self defence.
I hate people that think human life is meaningless and they can just take it anyhow.
She's dead and he will probably be sentenced to death or life imprisonment.
Next life they both should try to do better.

I remember how a friend phone was collected when they brought out knife to injure him.
Another of my friend was stabbed with bottle and slapped with juju,they collected his phone and money.
This country sef!

Make them keep am well or even repaint am so their bosses no go use am do giveaway to bandits and boko hallam




We will always remember you great lady

Why would that discourage people from going to church?
Are they not doing it for the safety of the members?

Any small thing you start running to nairaland ,naso joblessness reach you?
An elderly man for that matter.
Even the soldier barrack sef no safe for this present regime

Make I go find the key to my papa Volkswagen
Next year auction we move

To cry sef don cost money
Warriz going on in this life sef?
Make i kuku use the money chop isiewu than give one doctor

BBC don ment
The true is sha a Christian girl was butchered and killed like a wild animal and the culprit has been given 72 virgins with a big envelope for job well done.




Rest in peace Debby

No difference between them or northern Muslims or southern Muslims or Dubai Muslims or Saudi Muslims.
They all follow the commandments of allah and Muhammed.
They all believe in killing and will do it




When Christians are ready to start distributing axe and guns to defend themselves abeg hit me up.

Oyinmiebiagric:
Wow! Its been a while I was here. Something happened in my life this week,that reminded me of the past.

I am thinking of dropping few things I omitted out,I am just been scared. Like 3 people don sabi say na me dey write this thing,including Susan.

I will see what I can do,hopefully next week to divert every thing that will point to me. Make I write small story of the last ten years of my dealings.

Nice story op
I pray you find peace.

Have always been bothered how Ese a secondary school girl could give you a necklace so powerful as that.
Is she a witch or them get native doctor for their family?
She no explain give you or why she just gave you the necklace of the blue?

God bless the Nigeria army
Them no sacrifice them give boko haram
Na head save them

He no bald na big forhead e get

Ok

You look young and thin,what's your real age?

When will you get fat?

When are you coming home?

Ok

Tulsaguy:
Boys de Nairaland de beg for urgent 2k....Una no fit help those ones, na all these evening newspapers una go de send raba give.....


Na so one slide into my dm on Twitter... saying stuffs like

'I like your political commentary" "I just decide to follow"


Me sharp guy... Thank you bae. Next thing

"Hope you were not affected by the covid-19 lock down.

I said not really much. Next thing...

" I lost my job and it has really been difficult to keep up since then. I can't even buy my pad bla bla..... "

As the alaye guy wey I be.... Oh... Sorry eh....
Next.... I don't mind anything.....


I just de laff d shameless dude or could even be a guy sef.


I just throw the bomb.... I can link you up some cool money links online.... Can you work online... Bae said yes....


I said OK.... Build your profile on upwork and when you done... Let me review it....

That was the last I heard of the oloshoguy.....

Chief abeg can you help me on how to navigate upwork?

Abeg If na bakery u go do please do good bread biko.
I'm tired of eating bread with nothing inside as if na air them pump inside.
4 bites and bread don finish

freeze22:
And how do you know this is not a blessing? Perhaps if you think deeply, you'll understand that this is a torn in the flesh to keep you from engaging in things you're not supposed to. There is a remedy but focused first in building your relationship with God.

Lol you think so?

MenelikZayan23:
Kindly get this local herbs (ègbo akerejupon,ègbon ifon,ipèta,egbo eruju,alubosà elewe) pick it all inside a ragolis or 5ltrs keg depending on your choice of quantity
After that you can use dry gin or water to drink

If you're cleared about my explanation I'll be available to give you more insight on it

COPYRIGHT @ my lovely dad (paramount chief prief of òrile Ogun land ifo Ogun State)

It works?

Na person wey dey spend ďollar and euro dey reason that one
Shey na person wey dey spend hard Naira go wake up say she wan do nose job because of one silly excuse.


Anyways if there's anybody that wants to do nose,ear,teeth or head job I will give ýou 70% discount on your first job.

Short man devil
Anyways he has right to send his kids to anywhere to study and anybody with the 2go username of that girl in white top?

Cultistupdate:
What is fawaz

Na name nau

Yes ma,fawaz is inside

Cultistupdate:
Them no go hear word. Comot hand for this thing

There was one particular guy in my street hyping alora cult and stuff.
He said when you join cult you won't be afraid and you will have freedom and I told him what's the life of every small blast you don run 7 miles before you go sabi say na purewater nylon burst and no be gun shot.
E don later join and I asked why, he sha dey give me all these gibberish excuses of how they helped him and stuffs.
Me kuku tell am okay and I commot face
I no be motivation speaker,I just know as you lay your bed you go sleep on am.
Pesin wey choose the life of killing by axe must usually believe them go kill am by axe one day.

Strong man carried by weak men

What an irony!

Rip to him sha
All lives are precious, atleast that's what my Bible told me.