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My brain no fit reason this your matter
When it is between teaching and farming call me.


Dj! Bring my palmwine with jollofrice
Barman! Play me "workaholic" by fela and Rihanna make I use am reason op matter wella

Ok

Sorry o
Separation can be for the greater good
Na why them they separate thorn from plant.
But I no sabi who be thorn and who be good plant from una story.
Anyways love and light to both of you


Dj bring my palmwine and kolanut
Barman! Play me"this life sef" by goodluck Jonathan and cardi b.

Do thorough investigation and put bullets in those heads asaaaaapppppppp!

Ha! I'm tired of this people
Dj! Bring me water
Barman! Play me "I'm angry" by China achebe and Travis Scott.

Okay I won't talk yet let see if he's a criminal involved in organ harvesting or he's being played by that young dude.
I don't trust politicians though,they are good in being mean and wicked.

Till then

Dj! Bring me 1 plate of palmwine with 6 cups of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Free the man if he's innocent " by julius ceaser and Kanye west

That's good
Make Tinubu and Atiku do their concert also
Na all of una clowns sabi
Funny citizens,wicked politicians and stupid government.


Dj abeg bring me my palmwine with goathead
Barman! Play me "I hate all politicians" by John cena and 2face make I use that one start to dey jolly.

Congratulations brother
The stupid slut should be sentenced to 700 years imprisonment if she lied.


Anyways dj bring my palmwine
Barman! Play me "I'm a free man" by Tems and Harry maguire.

3yga:
A Big Meat among eiye (JB) was brought down last night by A-Men. Somewhere around upper uselu according to sources,They busted his two eyes, cut off his dick in his house right at midnight as read after being shot and it didn’t penetrate. He did a video holding guns and telling people not to price, blah blah that he ain’t playing with nobody which led to his death. He got served brutally. Let’s be careful with words and bragging. Some people nor get joy! Perilous times indeed. Stay Clear People of Benin City!
#CultismisEvil

The second picture showed the dude is rich to some extent.
Imagine how he would have been enjoying life and living large but the sweet life no do am.
He chose to become a bird that couldn't fly away when he was in danger and in return them kill am like dog.
you can't even kill a dog like this except you be confirm psychopath.
May God comfort his papa and mama if dem still dey alive.

Rip to them
May God comfort their families

People were burnt alive but one slowpoke was advertising cartoon and another slowpoke was trying to talk about election and politicians.
If we are to judge now, it is sure both of you are surely heartless than the politicians.
Animals in human skins everywhere

Wow! fine herdsman,the next picture of him I want to see, he should not look fine like this.
I get 2by2 and 7by7 in case you need something to flog his stupid head.


DJ! BRING MY PALMWINE PARFAIT
BARMAN! PLAY ME "DEATH TO WICKED MAN " BY ANTHONY JOSHUA AND HARRY POTTER.

Ha! Make people try to dey take life easy nau.
As you don die like this,the goal you wan achieve no possible again.

This life sef
Barman! Play me "vanity" by wizkid and will smith

I don't know them, they don't know me.

Dj! bring my palmwine and peppersoup
Barman! Play me "life go better" by cardi b and wasiu ayinde make I use that one start to dey jolly myself.

The association of village people of Africa and beyond tested you but almighty dey gidigba for your back.


Make I celebrate with you with 7 kegs of palmwine, kolanuts and 80 virgin pepper �.


Dj play us any song even if it is Nigeria anthem make we use that one start to dey jolly and gbe body on the lowkey.

Them try

Na God be my philanthropist

I think that locally made gun is used to flog the victims because u no fit use that one shoot make bullet commot


Anyways tell those policemen to come to my villa,I have 70 kegs of palmwine for them with 7 virgin pepper �.

I learnt alot fam
It was as if God decided to set me straight today
Have been down and even disbelieving in God's power to do somethings I'm asking him.
Though have repented but my faith no too hot like before,today I heard powerful message.
God can do it just in a twinkle of an eye,never doubt God,God is powerful and yes be grateful to God because it can't even be worst.
That message just really touched me because I have been focusing on what I don't have rather than to see what I have and how God has been coming through for me.
Have learnt quite well in these few weeks.
I'm glad for going to church today.

Make una drink cold palmwine, I'm not stingy.

Congratulations but why them no inform me,I for dash them my sweet palmwine make the baby use am take see front.

Wow that's great!
I really love this..

Tell their governor to see me tonight,plenty palmwine and kolanuts dey for him.
We go con use iya Shakira pepper soup finish everything while my boy give us confirm gbedu.

Lol Everybody is sha trying to paint their candidate white like saint and try to mess with people's brain so they will think their particular candidate is the best and others are the worst.

Let the game begin
I will be reading and laughing over here with palmwine in one hand and kolanuts in the other hand
I detest politics and politicians with passion,set of mean and wicked bastards.

Christian- Christian ticket can't work,so why should Muslim _Muslim ticket work?

If the reverse was the case
Muric for don write 80 pages epistle on why Christian -christain ticket should not be allowed.
Muslims group would have been wailing and their northern Muslims brothers and sisters making threats up and down

We no want abeg

Well probably he does not have the money as per say Nigeria dey one kind.

If you arrest him it is either he vex pay you OR he will be embarrassed and still beg for more time because he no get the money.

Anyhow sha na your money and anyhow you wan get am back is left to you.

"When you meet a better boss,make sure you respect and adore them" Albert Einstein 2005


Tell your boss to come to our side,we owe her 67 kegs of palmwine with plenty kolanuts from za evil forest.

Anytime I think have seen it all, another news will pop out of nowhere to shock me in my spinalribs.

Make I use my remaining kolanut and palmwine reason this matter very well because I no fit use ordinary head reason this thing wey I just read.

Op abeg come my area, I want to tell you something.
I promise we no go beat you,we just wan know why you post this short story.

4.5 can relocate you to Senegal sha.


Make I bring out my remaining palmwine and kolanuts,while we wait for people that will give you good advice.

See this funny fellow
Just talk true make people help you.
Your story no clear,just say na you wan go canada and you dey find advice on how to run the package.
This baba sef! Shioorrr

congratulations singlets and eaglets
Make una come my house after this match,80 kegs of palmwine and kolanuts dey ground for una.

Finally found the dude that taught Jackie chan his moves


Let me bring out my palmwine and kolanuts to watch and memorise those moves

Better people with better brain
If them give those kids millions of Naira e worth am.
We need this kind of stuffs for our students no be everything be twerking and weed competition.


If they wan do dance and food competition
Abeg make them halla me for 2go

Abeg the man is free to do whatever he wants jare,the wife and her family sef na thug them be

But jokes apart, that was wrong of him but I won't judge him until I hear the reason for marrying a second wife, and why he kept it as a secret from the 1st wife.


Make I bring out my remaining 2 keg of palmwine with 1120 kolanuts make I use am reason this matter.

Hope no be say she just wan use that one trend sha?
Because that will be pure stupidity.

Well is better to be safe than sorry,if she felt she was in danger then she actually did the right thing.

Time to bring out my 70 kolanuts and 6 kegs of palmwine as evening don come like this.

Ishilove:
When you people make these kinds of comments you forget you have female relatives. Grow up

Mynd44, rule 3

3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (gender)

But you don't correct the futureisgmail and her fellow imbeciles whenever they say men needs to be wiped off the face of the earth,or do you?