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JBoss25:
Are you new to football? You want to leave to a club worse than United? Are u well

Na u no well
I be united fan and dem dey mess up in my own opinion.
The leaving part is just me catching cruise.

CheapHomes1:
Jesus left man city not man united

Are you kidding me?of course I know nau
Just normal cruise.

She no dey loyal and my dey always try to forgive and forget because I dey try to form "I will always love you and be with you" kind of guy back then.
but when she no stop I just decided to hurt myself on her matter the very last time by letting her go.
It took me months to forget her completely sha.
Anytime I look myself now and remember how I mumu back then, I dey always feel like going into army barrack so dey fit flog me well with koboko.
Anyways experience is the greatest teacher and regret is greatest the motivator.

Dj! Bring me 4 kegs of palmwine with 2 cups of kulikuli.
Barman! Play me "I no go mumu again" by Psquare and Ed Sheeran.

You're not romantic because you no dey send her money,
Act on this and watch her start giving you names like (romantic man to the core,a real man,a king and more,best after dad,my big head,he can love and laugh for Africa,my guardian angel,the lion in the jungle, the water in the forbidden forest,our sugar daddy etc.)
The only problem is once money finish then you're back to "Audu the unromantic guy."
So reason and choose well.

Dj! Abeg balance me with 7 cups of palmwine with small peak milk.
Barman! Play me "The manipulated man" by Kim Jung un and Kim kardasian.

It was on the 1st of May 1860,the rain was coming down heavily and I saw a woman running in the rain,so I took my umbrella and ran after her.
I was able to catch up with her and when I tapped her shoulder,she looked back at me and omo! She was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
I invited her to my compound and she agreed...................I will continue the rest after I finish reading the story from this newspaper.

Dj! 2 Cup of palmwine to have strength read this story finish
Barman! Play me "can this be love" by Segun Arinze and Priyanka Chopra.

Any religion that does not put humanity first before anything should be annihilated.
This is how humans ought to live,it does not matter your tribe,religion or status.
Live in peace,harmony and give helping hands to your neighbours.

Muslims can't do this for Christians though but Good move by those Christians.
Now,let us wait for MURIC to comment on this

Dj! Bring 4 kegs of palmwine and mix it with palmoil make I use reason this news further.
Barman! Play me "Make the world better" by Adekunle gold and shatta bandles.

Leaving man United for arsenal
Both of them na still red
After everything man United do me, I just can not continue like this.
If I fit catch that Maguire one on one.

Dj! Bring me 2 spoons of palmwine, this is a good news.
Barman! Play me "Walking with the reds" by Sound sultan and Jose Mourinho.

I don't even know what to say
Rip to her
Rip in husband
She should have run instead of making a video of his voodoo because dead men or women tells no tales.

May God bless that boy abundantly
He will be the president of Australia one day,Mark my words.

Death to all armed robbers
Kudos to the police for robbing the robbers of their lives

Dj! You know what to do
Barman! Play me "Karma" by Muhammed Ali and Serena Williams.

Follow this steps
1: Take her to your sitting room
2: Close the door
3: Make sure nobody is inside
4: Open your mouth
5: Say these words" babe you have body odour and I think it's because you're not taking care of yourself as you should."
6: Close your mouth
7:Close your mouth,don't speak.
8: Let her tell you what's on her mind.
If she gets angry then let her go
If she ask for help then,discuss it and come up with the solution,
Life no hard.

Dj! Bring me fufu and 7 kegs of palmwine
Barman! Play me "Love nwantiti" by Dr strange and Joeboy ponpondeck.

The rate of what you said is about to go through the roof.
Last year and last 2 years, most of these underage yahoo boys were busy getting married because of benefits and loans available during covid period.
Now covid funds is not available, most of their wives no get good Hand job,Some of the husbands are already going broke as per yahoo don dey hard for them.
Expect more of them to go into runs and hookups.


Dj! Bring 4 solid kegs of palmwine
Barman! Play me "Fire on the Mountain" by Robert Mugabe and Shakira.

Investigate and kill him
People like that should not be allowed to live among other human beings.


Dj! Bring me 1 keg of palmwine
Barman! Play me "psychos around us" by Donald trump and wizkid.

Can you please explain better?

In the mean time you can send me the picture of your uncle, let me help you blow powder on it by 1am.
If he still con send you away,that means your head or your village people strong pass me.

Dj! Play me "any way na way" by Mr Ibu and Drake.

A high value human being does not sleep around,only dogs do that.


Dj! Bring me palmwine and banga soup with plenty catfish
Batman! Play me "control the thing between your leg" by Obasanjo and Rihanna.

The day I fainted in church
I woke up and I saw many faces staring down at me,I quickly stood up but omo! I no fit forget that day or the image of those heads that circled around me.

Dj! Bring me 25 cups of palmwine as op don make me remember something I suppose no remember
Barman! Play me "Bring back the memories" by Maroon5 and shina peters.

Blaqroman0000:
faint ke
You no chop before you embark on the spiritual journey? Or the anointing reach you

Have actually not been eating because of some stuffs that happened days before that time,so I was going to church and I just suddenly felt hungry and I decided to get a soft drink.
The gas inside the drink was too much because I felt my stomach doing somehow, that was how I got to church and I was standing o and before I knew what was going on, I was on the ground with my clothes drenched with water.
Shame catch me that day .

Is it not similar to what the government is currently doing now?
The only difference will be it is a foreigner looting the people and not the government.

Dj! Bring me 2 cups of palmwine to keep myself from over thinking everything happening in this country
Barman! Play me "The Backward Government" by Nelson Mandela and Tiwa Savage.

Stanislause94:
stop being stupid!

Stop being foolishness

Happy birthday to you my boy
Live Long and live right

Dj! Bring me 1 plate of palmwine and 2 cups of fufu to enjoy this news.
Barman! Play me "Long life" by Michael Jackson and westlife.

Not an expert,let me wait for the professionals to come and enlighten our head and chest.

Dj! Bring me 2 calabash full of white palmwine and put 2 cabin biscuit beside it.
Barman! Play me "the cure for the baby" by Offset and Chinua Achebe

SEGLIZ:
also watch the movie 'the gods must be naked' featuring Antonio Bandaras and Sola Sobowale, to cool down.

I definitely will

Good God!
They told you to expect second coming of christ and you people decided to go? Na ment be that.
So if jesus was to come on that day sef,you can't wait for him in your own house?
Read your Bible or you will get hurt by people like this.
Thank God they have not started trading you one by one like bitcoin before police got there.

Dj! Bring me 2 solid cup of palmwine and mix it with small tangerine make I use reason this matter further
Barman! Play me "strange things are happening" By burnaboy and Gabriel jesus

Damn! This is super crazy
Men treating black men like slaves since 1800.
If NIGERIA was/is a good country,folks won't be running to low budget countries like that and geting used like slaves and shot at.
And trust our president, he won't do anything special than to re-edit one of his previous posts that start with "the president is shocked blah blah blah" instead of him to roar and let them know there will be war.

Dj! Don't bring me anything,this is so sad.
Barman! Play me "There will be blood" By Beyonce and Sam loco.

Omo! U get mind sha
Make me sef go bet.

Eyah I feel his pain
Sometimes you plant potatoes but end up harvesting onions,I don't know how it's possible but anything fit happen.
No cry again Bruce lee,just tell him to study more.

Dj! Abeg 1 Cup of palmwine and mix it with fanta
Barman! Play me "this life sef" by Rihanna and Korede Bello.

mema900:
Lol

I love this smile

80k For pant and bra?
80k to dress naked?
How much if you no wan con dress naked?
Before anything sef make them use the chain on her ankles to lock her very well.



Dj! Abeg 2 satchet of palmwine because I no fit use ordinary eye reason this matter
Barman! Play me "the gods must be crazy" by Chris brown and mercy Johnson.

Wow! Really great news
A great man riding a great keke in a great country.

Dj! Bring me 1 cup of puffpuff with 2 palmwine
Barman! Play me "Old man no go die" by 2pac and 2face

Damn! To corpy this slap press 9.
Them suppose slap the official back also.

Dj! Bring me my palmwine with lucozade boost make I get energy reason this matter well.
Barman! Play me "do me I do you" by Eminem and simi

The dude above me is high on something that I don't know.

Maybe women should come and talk, because I can't think of an instruction that a woman can give me and I will obey without hesitation,except she's my boss at work.

Dj! 1 Cup of fufu with 1 plate of palmwine ASAP
Barman! Play me "the manipulated man" by Ahmed musa and Batman.

It's cool to visit beautiful places like this, especially If it's quiet.
But Op when you come dengepost like woman for this picture like this ?

Dj! Bring me one carton of kulikuli with 1 plate of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "Man wey no dey overthink no dey sad" by Ngolo kante and ini edo.

Omo! This matter pass wetin I fit use ordinary head carry

Dj! Abeg give me 2 cup of palmwine with lucozade boost to get energy reason this matter very well.
Barman! Play me "When your womb don't work like they used too" by Ed Sheeran and funke akindele