₦airaland Forum

The other regimes are bad but this regime is just worse.
We are here not only because of buhari but the joint effort of the previous regimes also, brother buhari just kuku carry patrol station and nack am for the fire may everywhere kuku burn.

Until we start dealing with our politicians after they leave their position nothing will change.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine and add 1 peak milk
Barman! Play me "our politicians are evil" by Nelson Mandela and Peter Edochie.

Ok

So the red cross door saved him?
Ekpa! I am very proud to be a member of Nigerian Red Cross


Dj! 3 spoons of palmwine with 1 cup of kulikuli to digest this news
Barman! Play me "Old soldier never die" by James Bond and Tiwa Savage.

When you think the bad news are over then Gbam! Another one will land.

God help us
May God comfort the people affected

God! What a terrible day to know how to read
Since I don read,let me talk on your topic.
1,First of all,social media likes don't really matter.
2,let say it matters for you,do you think you've offended her in anyway?
3,do you also like her pictures with the rate she's doing to your own pictures?
4,try to take it up with her but in a friendly and jovial tone.

Dj! Bring me 4 cups of palmwine to reduce the shock this post dey give me
Barman! Play me "This life sef" by kriss Daniel and Cardi B.

Lol the problem of the supporters and fighters
My own is how can I get one to mix with my palmwine to reason how today go be.

Barman! Play me "the man on the bottle" by Champagne papi and falz.

"If it takes $2 for someone to love you,it will take $4 from another person for them to leave you" ( Albert Einstein 2012)

Dj! 5 kegs of palmwine with 1 hollandia yoghurt make I use reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "Use your head in a relationship" by Will Smith and Wande Coal.

I told these spirits to only go after corrupt politicians not people like you,but they no dey hear word .
Anyways Op you don't have a problem though,you will just sell it back for cash.


Dj! 5 cups of palmwine for me and Op
Barman! Play me "Mistake with Solution" by Sanusi Lamido and Drake.

Great news!
I will wake up when I comment.

The bushmeat giving advice to the hunter on how to kill it.
This post is not about bushmeat and hunter,think about it.

Anyways, I will say when somebody reject you, be a gentleman or lady and move on ASAP.
They rejected you probably because you're not what they want, so don't allow yourself to be embarrassed by trying to think when you try harder they will accept you.
Have a great self-esteem and MOVE!

Ordinary eyes no fit reason this matter sef
Barman! 4 kegs of Alligator pepper and 1 cup of palmwine to reason this matter
Barman! Play me "Respect yourself " by Simi and Jayjay Okocha.

Go to your school health center or a pharmacy to complain.
Self medication is not good but you can buy procold, it works well.
Also if you're among those that took egg from one hen last week Saturday,then don't bother going to the pharmacy or using any drugs.
Shalom!

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine and origin bitter asap
Barman! Play me "this nose is on fire" by Dj khalid and Muhammed Ali.

I just can not reason what's going on in this country anymore.

Dj! Just play me "things fall apart" by Regina Daniels and mc oluomo.

You want to leave being fisher of men and change to being carrier of men?
But if my eyes no pain me,the church is paying 61k and you want to leave it for a job that pays 50k?
Anyways do anything your spirit goes with because it does not matter the advice, you will still follow your head.

Dj! Bring me 4 big tilapia with 4 keg of palmwine make I use reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "this life sef" by Buhari and Beyonce.

Lol Op you don dey watch Nollywood movies too much
All that is possible if you're a woman
You don't have to have any job or anything at all,just package yourself and a man will come and start taking care of you,just give him sex and kids.

Dj! Give me 2 plate of palmwine because this op post dey shock me.
Barman! Play me "movie no be real life" by Mercy Johnson and Kevin Hart.

Hmm this one pass my certificate
Let me wait for elders to come and sort out this issue

Dj! 2 peppersoup and 7 kegs of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "indecision" by Kanu Nwako and Drake.

Lol corruption can not end in this country.
All the previous regimes, corruption dey
Present regime, corruption dey gididgba
Future regime? You already know the answer.
Only a man from another planet can safe this country from corruption,looting and bad governance.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine to reason this issue further
Barman! Play me "the leaders are useless" by Martin Luther King and portable.

Is this playing?
Don't tell me the wife has gone to edo people to mix bitterleaf,kolanut,4 white stone,left eye of toad and 2 virgin pepper together?
Well I go like see how this film go end.

Dj! 4 plates of palmwine with 2 cups of fufu make I use reason how this thing go end
Barman! Play me "is this karma?" by Cardi B and Chinua Achebe.

Ignore that meth addict above me.

This is a good news!
The real jinx breaker
Real odogwu
Congratulations to him
Chief medical doctor no be beans,I no sabi wetin the title mean sef, but I'm sure e no fit be one small title.

Dj! 4 kegs of palmwine with kunu to celebrate this good news
Barman! Play me "Chief Daddy" by Sam loco and Kanye west.

Any skill that can make you work remotely
I'd suggest skills like Web design and other tech skills.
Crypto and forex trading na big thing.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine for me and OP
Barman! Play me "salary work no dey pay" by Mercy chinwo and Aliko Dangote.

You must really want this life for you to pen it down
Infact Shakespeare no do pass this one
Well nothing is impossible as long as you believe and work towards it.
Invite me to your wedding when you see your wife,I no dey chop much but I go need 1 big cooler of meat and 3 kegs of palmwine to balance am.

A country that works.
If it is one country in West Africa like this,no let me finish am.
Back to the main thing,this drug addict needs to be put down to compensate for the lives lost if found guilty.
Let him go to the land of no return to start entertaining them,thank God he be rapper.
Make Him,shekau and Osama bin ladin dey do battle rap every Sunday evening.

She can test me with her mum,cousin,sister,niece and her friends.
I can't fall
I am indaboskii
I am lion
I am loyal to the core and I'm proud of it.

Dj! 2 Cup of palmwine to recheck everything I typed
Barman! Play me "the loyal man" by King Solomon and father Abraham.

Haha! Babalawo sef dey do local yahoo.

Abeg find area boys, hand them koboko and cane make them flog am from morning till the next morning.
I hate scammers with passion, you will take someone's sweat and you will think you're being smart.
Infact thunder from Zamunda remove your eyes and kidney.

Dj! 2 kegs of water and mix it with 1 cup of palmwine to process this news further.
Barman! Play me "the gods are definitely crazy" Yemi alade and Kanye west.

One person was like "it is the choice of the woman to abort the baby and it's her body"
Like I was just thinking is this one mad? It is her choice, what about the baby's choice? You think the baby would want to be aborted and his/her life snuffed out because 2 sluts that have no future plans decided to be opening legs up and down.
You don't want a baby? Then don't do what can give you one and don't tell me the baby is not human being yet,you don mad be that.
Freaking stupid legal assassins.

Babies aborted hope I'm speaking your mind?
Babies: yes chiefpriest you are speaking our mind.

Dj! Bring me 2 kegs of palmwine with 1 bag of purewater make I use am calm down.
Barman! Play me "all lives are precious" by Dj Khalid and Timaya.

So this flood is worldwide?
My prayers and thoughts are with them
God have mercy,mother nature is getting angry.
E be like na to start preparing to relocate to moon or Mars be the next big achievement for the human race.

FlipModeSquade:
Which Man Utd?
Do you even watch football at all?
You don't even know which Manchester club he plays for..

"Leaving man United for arsenal " I'm talking about my own self.
Meaning I'm going to become arsenal fan

Omo! Heartbreak no be easy thing for real,
Try to move on but learn from this experience.

Only God knows what happened between both of them.

Dj! Bring me 2 cups of palmwine to supress this pity growing inside of me
Barman! Play me "I will move on" by pastor Chris and pastor adeboye.

As them don rape and die like dog ,wetin be their gain?

Shun rape
Shun ritual
Shun arm robbery
Shun anything bad and disgraceful.

Barman! Play me "Evil in land" by Tiwa savage and Eminem

It is the cap for me

Anyways it does not matter who wins the presidential election, to me all politicians are the same.
May the best man win.

Another lady is about to start cashing in.

Dj! 24 kegs of palmwine ASAP
Barman! Play me "Soft life" by Soft and Cardi B

Well her life and her choice.
We are in the world where we have many men that are willing to spend hard currencies on women as long as they open legs.
one man will surely pay her above 300k monthly,
All she has to do is wait for men of choice and pick the highest bidder and gbam! baby girl lifestyle for life.
Chai women life sweet .