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moHot:
wow NAIRALAND.COM
I HAVE HAD SO MUCH FUN HERE TODAY, LOL THANKS TO THIS POST

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS KOBOJUNKIE HV LOST IT,SHE IS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE PACE , HAVE NEVER SEEN A 'FLASH DRIVE' SO EMPTY (MY OBSERVATION THOUGH    )

BUT WAIT O ,E BE LIKE SAY  NAIRALANDERS DEY GO  ONE SCHOOL WEY DEM DEY TEACH DEM HOW TO INSULT, KAI AWON ELEYI NBU YAN MEHN

ALL FORTHCOMING INSULTS ARE WELCOMED PLEASE,, I ENJOY LAUGHIN AT THEM HAHAHHA


+ IS THAT RELAX IOI A MAN AT ALL?? DEFINATELY HE WILL BE  BETTER OFF IN THE KITHCEN OR LAUNDRY (MY OBSERVATION PLEASE)

I am fighting for women right, haba.
Is that not what women want? Emancipation of women.
But wait o, are you thick?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=800780.msg9535156#msg9535156 date=1321054257]^Yes, that's what i'm implying.

You can wait for chyz to give you the interpretations you want.[/quote]Post links and let me read it.
I heard about Igala's influence and not hausa or whatever.

^^^^ hey Tpia, pls kindly break it down.

Relax101--- The only correct guy on NL who loves big curvy and thick girls.
Application is still open people.

Some group of people were in the war front( an uncondusive arena) when they produced an armored truck.
But some set of people need to be a prof. to produce a junk called Autonov1.
I mean WTF? This is a mess!!! Just 1 IED will blow up this stuff without pity.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=800780.msg9533228#msg9533228 date=1321036127]is that so hard to figure out?

migration, intermarriage, etc.[/quote]Are you saying, there are indigenous hausa people from Anioma or parts of Edo?
There's Giwa
Giwa-Osagie
Giwa-Amu.
Giwa-Baruwa

FACE:
Giwa is Hausa word for elephant

How come people from Anioma and some parts of Edo have Giwa as their last name?

aribisala0:
probably one of those osus
they are rejected at home so lagos is a safe haven

aribisala0:
are you not an OSU?

Are you are so senseless?

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=801336.msg9532928#msg9532928 date=1321033394]The Yoruba people have a nick name for Igbos, namely Aje’kuta ma mu’mi, meaning person wey dey eat rock without the need to wash it down with water.  I think those who gave Igbos that name were spot on.  These people are some of the most stubborn human beings I’ve ever met. I say stubborn in a good way.   These people lost a war 45 years ago but are still fighting the same way today (olodos). As some Ijaw posters claimed, they captured Igbos  and sold them off into slavery.  The story below shows that even when the Igbo slaves arrived at their Georgia destination, they decided to commit mass suicide instead of remaining in slavery. For that act of touchness I say, Igbo Kwueze nu!!!

Hmmm - more[/quote]When did it happen?

dayokanu:
Ok Achebe is following in Gbajabiamilas step.

Follow follow

I think say this boy get sense self.
Every body that has rejected the National honour did it after Achebe rejected the honour when OBJ was president.
That his confused mor/on called femi Fani Kayode went to the press to say trash about Achebe but later apologized.
So it's the other way round mumu.

jason123:
Oh shut up! You are irritating now with this hypocrisy! What has jealousy got to do with the question asked by the OP? If he didn't want to hear people's opinion, why open a thread with a question mark, thus, demanding for other people's opinion??

What region are you talking about, you lair! Was Rivers state not formed in 1967 (before the war)? Did YOUR people not jubilate?? Your own leaders voted FOR the creation of Rivers states and you, an Ogoni man, is here mouthing off as if the Ogonis (who by the way, produced Ken saro wiwa) loved Biafra.

Are you making any sense, this confused boy.

danjohn:
[color=#006600][/color][size=20pt]Biafra Did Not Build Airplanes[/size]

There is a Biafra documentary on youtube where Ojukwu spoke about the innovative things Biafrans made. He spoke of how they made rockets, ammunition, pomade, soap, bear, etc.  He said they tried to make airplanes but they were not successful.  Anyone who has a chance should watch the documentary.  It is very touching.


Part 2

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQkIQuK7A50&feature=related[/flash]

BTW, Biafra produced an armored vehicle in 6.24mins way back before Nigerian ever thought of producing anything sensible. Did the almighty Nigeria produce anything or even a simple rocket? Naaa, but these great men produced mass rockets in 1967. Nigeria couldn't even build a simple padlock. You all should shut up and and should bury your silly heads in shame.

Anyways, my love for those women who volunteered to fight is commendable.
I love those women. Those women are my heros. Biggest muahh to all of them.

alj harem:
LOL nwanne Henry, so u want kill me for screen, eh

I would write my adress for you so we can meet in Lagos,  Are you up for it

don't think I am scared to meet any Nairaland

give me your email

WTF, who's your bro? No deny boko haram o.
U want my email? It's on my profile.
If I dont see any email from u. I go knw say u dey kolo wellu wellu.

I think I ve met kobo in real life, lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMpEtotJxY[/flash]


Iwe oku ne we'm

Ufeolorun:
alhj- harem = debating computer program/software and its job is just to illogically carry any marked thread to page 10 using arguments/points that would make you snack on your keyboard in anger  .



Admin still need to work on this version cos the bugs are apparent,how can you be Awori 6minutes ago and now you are Ijaw.the next day Igbo or when the bugs hit harder  ALh-harem 2.0 becomes Igbo,yoruba,ijaw,kanuri all at the same time.Will alwys feel sorry for whoever engage it. (you have been warned!)

When I read his post at work, my mood changes to the worst.
whether He's praising all ethnic groups or bashing the Igbo, I get angry and wanna do the highlighted.
I wish I could drag him out of the screen and give him a cup of indian tea.

WASHINGTON (AP) — With the stroke of his pen, President Barack Obama has sacked souvenirs federal agencies buy with taxpayer money to promote their work.
The ban he signed Wednesday is part of a broader executive order to cut some $4 billion of dollars in waste and make government more efficient. Some office equipment will simply be scarcer, and fewer cell phones and laptops will be issued.
Obama has been using his executive powers on modest proposals — Wednesday's order targets trinkets like coffee cups, T-shirts and pens — to promote job creation, help homeowners or, in this case, redirect spending.
With such orders, signed in Oval Office ceremonies, Obama is trying to demonstrate that he is engaged in measures large and small and to distinguish himself from what he argues is a pretty unproductive Congress. Lawmakers are in the middle of a more gargantuan task — cutting deficits by at least $1.5 trillion over the next 10 years.
"It doesn't replace the importance of work the Congress needs to do in coming up with a balanced, bold plan to reduce our deficit," Obama said as he prepared to sign his administrative order. "But it indicates once again that there are things that we can do right now that will actually deliver better government, more efficiently, more consumer friendly for less money."
The saved money won't directly reduce deficits, however. In a statement in advance of the signing, Obama said, "We're cutting what we don't need so that we can invest in what we do need."
An administration official said the savings of about $4 billion would allow the administration to focus resources on veterans, members of the military and on infrastructure.
The order directs government agencies not only to reduce the authorizations for technology equipment, but also requires cutting the size of the executive vehicle fleet.
It also encourages agencies to use technology to save money, including teleconferences and online seminars to reduce travel and online publishing to cut down on publication costs.
Overall, the president aims to cut spending in the areas mentioned in the order by 20 percent.
"We believe we can get better results for less using technology," Obama said.
Vice President Joe Biden and White House budget director Jacob Lew attended the signing in the Oval Office.
Obama was also accompanied by four finalists in a cost-saving contest among federal government employees. One finalist suggested the creation of a tool "lending library," another proposed ending the purchase of U.S. code books that are already available online.
Among examples cited by the White House of cost-cutting already under way are the Internal Revenue Service's plan to cut 27 percent of its travel costs by relying more on teleconferences and webinars and the Homeland Security Department's decision to conduct annual audits to reduce the number of unused cellphones and air cards.
At the Commerce Department, the White House said, the agency has reduced the number of fleet drivers to one for all top departmental officials, including for new Secretary John Bryson.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-signs-order-cut-travel-cellphones-swag-171104060.html

MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (Reuters) - A violent Islamist sect responsible for scores of killings in northeast Nigeria is increasingly linking up with global jihadist movements like al Qaeda, a military commander in the area told Reuters Thursday.
Lieutenant Colonel Hassan Mohammed, a senior military official in the Joint Military Task Force (JTF), was speaking at a government house at the end of dusty track in Maiduguri, the heartland of the Boko Haram insurgency.
"Boko Haram is al Qaeda," said Mohammed, standing in front of his army truck, dressed in camouflage and flanked by armed soldiers.
"I see perfect links. It cuts across boundaries. Al Qaeda has no boundary, Boko Haram has no boundary. All terrorists, one problem."
Many analysts and Nigerians doubt the extent to which Boko Haram has global ambitions -- the group's avowed aim is to introduce sharia law across Nigeria -- but it seems to be growing in sophistication and it is thought they have made contact with al Qaeda's north African affiliate.
They are a growing headache for President Goodluck Jonathan, who Thursday tried to assure investors at an economic summit in the capital the insecurity would be short lived.
"Anybody who doesn't want to come and invest in Nigeria now because of these incidents of Boko Haram will really regret it because this is very temporary," he said.
"This terrorism is new and we are acquiring the relevant infrastructure to combat it and I assure you that (we) will."
The sect claimed responsibility for multiple gun and bomb attacks that killed 65 people in and around the city of Damaturu Friday in its deadliest attack yet, which left bodies littering the streets.
The attacks followed multiple bomb blasts earlier the same day in nearby Maiduguri, including a triple suicide bombing of a military headquarters, according to the military.
Mohammed said he had unconfirmed reports the two suicide bombers were trained in Afghanistan.
POROUS BORDERS
Nigeria's remote northeast, on the threshold of the rocky Sahel, borders several other African countries, including Cameroon, Chad and Niger, the latter having its own problems with the Sahara-based al Qaeda in the Islamic Magreb.
Mohammed suggested these porous borders were making it easy for militants on either side to move in and out of Maiduguri, a rubble-strewn city of boarded-up shops and soldiers gripping Ak-47s nervously behind sandbagged sniper positions.
The city suffers frequent shootings and bombings usually targeting religious and authority figures or police.
"Maiduguri has been a harbor for people from Chad, from Niger, from Cameroon. Now ,  the people they have invited have now become a source of terror," he said, agitatedly, declining to sit down during the whole interview.
Nigeria's police said Tuesday they had arrested some suspected militants behind Friday's violence, and last week were searching door-to-door for weapons.
"I can tell you many people have been co-operating with us and we have collected many arms," Mohammed said, as two soldiers kept guard. "Maiduguri is no longer a safe haven."
Efforts to fight Boko Haram have yielded little so far, and heavy-handed police tactics have radicalized youths, locals say.
"I must admit that sometimes men exhibit some excesses, but ,  We have handed over people to the police who will be prosecuted," Mohammed said.
But residents of remote Maiduguri interviewed by Reuters on Thursday saw things differently. Many reported being as almost as scared of the military as they were of the insurgents.
"We are afraid -- afraid of bombs but we're also of the JTF," said Gani Musa, 30, a bicycle mechanic who witnessed a bomb blast opposite his shop in July.
"Every time there is a bomb, the military goes berserk, shooting everywhere," he said, grease on his t-shirt from fixing bicycles inside a wooden shack.
In a sign the insurgency has spread beyond the northeast, a bomb attack on the Nigeria headquarters of the United Nations in the capital Abuja in August killed 26 people.
(Writing by Tim Cocks; Editing by Sophie Hares)


http://news.yahoo.com/nigeria-islamists-joining-jihadists-army-224801661.html

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — A newspaper in Nigeria says police have ransacked its office and arrested one of its journalists over stories about the country's national soccer organization.
The National Accord newspaper, a small publication in Abuja, said plainclothes police arrested editor Olajide Fashikun on Wednesday over stories he's done about a letter carrying the supposed forged signature of FIFA President Sepp Blatter.
Fashikun told The Associated Press on Thursday he was released on bail, though police impounded his laptop and hard drive as part of a slander investigation initiated by the Nigeria Football Federation.
Harassment of journalists remains common in Nigeria, though the country has a vibrant and unruly free press.

http://news.yahoo.com/police-raid-nigeria-newspaper-arrest-editor-121553887.html;_ylt=AgMOJkM4QVFsBt7iThtgHUb8aQ8F;_ylu=X3oDMTRvYjJlYTd0BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwNlODRhYjQ4Yi01ZTIxLTNmZGItYjY0NS1iZmZiMDk2OTMxMWQEcG9zAzMEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDMmFmZWRiNzAtMGJiZi0xMWUxLWFjZGYtYzRhMDhjMmYxYjc2;_ylg=X3oDMTJ2NzY4OHNkBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDMmFlNDQ3MDItMmU4Mi0zZDNhLTkzY2ItYjI4YWVkZDQyNTMyBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZHxhZnJpY2EEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdl;_ylv=3

Authorities say 16 people are dead in Nigeria after two buses crashed head-on into each other on a highway.

Sunday Maku of the Federal Road Safety Commission told The Associated Press on Tuesday that the collision happened after one of the buses tried to overtake another vehicle on the highway. He said the buses crashed in Kogi state in central Nigeria on Monday.


Car crashes are common on Nigeria's poorly maintained roads. Drivers often travel at high speed and overtake slower vehicles, leading to such head-on collisions and high death rates.

Even main cities are linked by pitted, two-lane roads crammed with passenger buses, trucks laden with goods and rickety private vehicles.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/16-killed-buses-crash-head-nigeria-14904467#.Trz_W0NTkos

ogugua88:
Every "discussion" becomes Igbos vs Yorubas vs Hausas. Pro-GEJ vs Anti-GEJ. Optimists vs pessimists. What's the point? Everyone wants to take a side and argue die as if the world is black and white. Gray dey o! I try to make my point and then vamoose.

Emmm, Sexy omalicha, abeg connect me with any of the chick wey wear purple or white. chei! I go come stay for una zone small because of them.
Ka ara gba ndi ara.

jmaine:
Relax101 don suffer

Na so I see am o.
Make everybody go sleep.

Hey Odumchi, I posted this before.
Check this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=794705.msg9463200#msg9463200

How is Giwa an hausa word?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=799934.msg9527430#msg9527430 date=1320980009]Relax101, on this thread. a man can never have too many heels [/quote]That's exactly how sgeezy looks like.

Desola:
Aya e o ni da omo okoro oshi. kini kan to dabi nkan ti won fi n bo awon irunmole yi.

I can uproot your past posts to show you are an authentic ibo boy so if you love yourself and you don't want me to send soponna to where you are now you had better keep your lips sealed.

Not even your amadioha would help you out of this o. Oloribuushan!

Chai, If you like uproot it from my certificates.
My immediate family background starts from Seme boarder and ends in calabar.
so shut it.

^^^^ I dey use the blood of Jesus.
Desola na real Ijebu girl, I be part Ijebu boy, I just wan leave her make I no respond anymore.
hahaha, she go don loose her headscarf tie for waist to fight gidigbo with me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ph6ojOTth8[/flash]



[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=799934.msg9527369#msg9527369 date=1320978472]Talo fe gba e?
How you carry your  orokibo sef run enter babalawo's body ritual compound?   [/quote]

Egbami lowo Desola o.
Why evils?

^^^^ Alagba katz lo sun jare, your toasting rhymes dey too and very weak.

^^^^^^ see me see wahala o. How u take change am?
O dabo o

Desola 03:18:12 AM Viewing Relax101's profile.


See how evil she is.
I am out, jare. Correct holiday for me.