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BusinessRe: Bakery Or Poultry: Which Of These Two Businesses Should I Go For? by rhames(m): 7:45am On May 14, 2022
Seniorwriter:
Bakery....Baking has more consumers per daily sales.


Very Lucrative

I have a client whom I helped create a thousand buyers of her coconut bread.

You
Not entirely true....there are standard bakeries with way less than what you just announced spent and are already growing their sales lead through my team.
One of them is situated @Isolo Lagos.
All you really need is around $6k.

For sure!

@Seniorwriter
You don't start a bakery business with a large budget.
BusinessRe: Bakery Or Poultry: Which Of These Two Businesses Should I Go For? by rhames(m): 11:41pm On May 07, 2022
halima83:
Bakery or poultry (layer/broiler)?

Please move to fb for broad advice
As a master Baker, Confectioner and Bakery strategist and Consultant, if your budget is not up to N5m don't bother doing bakery business.
BusinessRe: How Do I Recover My Money From Union Bank? by rhames(m): 2:55am On Apr 26, 2022
xcelpro:
Good day Nairaland.
Please how do I recover my money from Union Bank?
On 19th April 2022, I went to use their ATM at about 8:10 a.m and I was debited N20k without cash dispense because the machine went off while counting the money due to power failure from the bank's generator house.
After 24hrs I went to their branch to lay a compliant and they acknowledged the dispense error and started that it will be reversed after 24hrs which did not happen.
I called their customer care line 2 days later and one of their agent told me that it will be reversed after 24hrs and that she has sent It for manual reversal.
Despite this I didn't get the reversal.

I again went to the bank last week Friday, 23rd April and the customer service apologized that it must be reversed that day which did not still happen.
I chatted them up on Twitter, and they claim that it has been reversed, and after proving that nothing has been reversed they stopped responding to my messages on Twitter.
I sent them a mail and they didn't respond till yesterday, where they stated that the issue will be resolve within 48 hours.
Nothing has happened yet.
I tried calling their their customer service now and I noticed that I can no longer reach them with my two lines, probably they blocked my line.

P.s; I am fully aware that they have breached their obligation in respect to banker-customer relationship and that I would be entitled to damages if I sue them for this.
But the truth is, instituting a legal action now would be too expensive for me coupled with the litigation process.

Please what do you suggest I do apart from litigation?
Simple case.

Write a letter to the Banking Supervision Department of the CBN near you. They will immediately invite the manager of that branch of the bank for a chat.

They will instantly reverse that money back to your account. Litigation is not the way when they have a regulatory body.

No bank manager messes with the CBN on this issue.
AutosRe: Super Manual Ckia Rio In Perfect 750k by rhames(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2022
Location?
PoliticsRe: ₦223 Billion Lagos Consulate Will Be World’s Largest – US by rhames(m): 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


All thanks to Igbos.

They work so hard to develop Lagos in all ramifications. But not for the igbos Lagos would've amount to nothing.
In your wildest dreams.
TravelRe: Lagos Mainland Vs Island. by rhames(m): 1:31pm On Mar 16, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
We do all things legit.
Ok


I am a blogger too.
TravelRe: Lagos Mainland Vs Island. by rhames(m): 1:17pm On Mar 16, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
I left island for Berger. I'm enjoying it

The light is stable

My monthly salary can pay my house rent like ten times. Unlike Ajah where six months salary will be used in financing house rent where one would be contributing to the ladnlord's development at the expense of one's personal growth and development.

In Ajah/Lekki axis, the annual rent feee is many people's 6-12 months slary, so they can't save. It's hand to mouth always. So instead of stay 2M per annum, i'm on a low-key on the mainland at 200k per annum setting up multiple businesses every month, next year, cash out big time.

Food is super. I buy six raps of semo and eight meats for 1200 Naira. You can't buy this at Ajah at this price. I always add yoghurt/Milk/Malt to make it 2k per meal. Bro, i'm living the yankee life in Berger..

Yes, and i change my soup daily. I can change up to as much as six different soups. More so, i'm known. Some time i could be in a hurry maybe i'm headed somewhere, without cash, i can take up to 2k food..

I have piexpress for my mid day snacks

When i want to change dollar, i dash into the bank call my aobki, less than 45 -60 minutes i;m done

Men, i'm in NewYork City in Berger

No issues at all
Original Lagos Big Boy.

You trade FX right?
PetsRe: Have You Ever Been Chased By A Dog? Share Your Experience by rhames(m): 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2022
GeneralKoko:
Let me share mine first .
While growing up at the village that year, there's this dog called Jimmy that stays in another neighborhood but once in a while they bring it to our neighborhood to play.
One afternoon like that they brought it . Everyone took off and was weary except me grin
I no too send then sha I just dae Waka anyhow. I walked close to the dog and was observing it. At this point, it was still laid belly flat on the floor. In a jiffy, it stood up and started jogging. Everyone around took off except megrin
The moment I wanted to run it was already too late . I made a good attempt at running but it followed me sharply and bit my yansh just before I ran into my neighbors compound. It is in unforgettable experience and accounts for my hatred for dogs.

Share your experience.
As a kid, I kicked a stone to scare a dog away and it came back and ran after me with so much ferocity it took another adult to scare it away.
FamilyRe: Lawyer Celebrates His Mum As He Runs Into Her Hawking On The Street by rhames(m): 7:06pm On Mar 09, 2022
Mindlog:
As a lawyer, is he not already earning to get his mum off the street?
Some kids do have them.
CareerRe: Is ICAN Exam Still Worth It In This 2021 by rhames(m): 9:54am On Mar 09, 2022
shankara7:
Many Chartered accountants actually earn 50k or less in Lagos and other cities in Nigeria..
To an extent yes. But experienced ones earn crazy.
Foreign AffairsRe: USA, EU & UK Impose First Stage Sanctions On Russia by rhames(m): 11:13am On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
This might have an effect on Russia to be sincere..
To my knowledge there isn't really any precedent since 1945 for a great power annexing another country to both gain land and intimidate another superpower...
Right now there's a spectrum for what what could happen..

On the one end Russia could invade and something could go horrifically wrong and we end up in a Europe wide NATO - Russia war. That would be disastrous to say the least.

In the middle of the spectrum is full sanctions and Russia becomes and economic pariah state. This however looks unlikely as only Britain and the US seem to see eye to eye in arguing for this outcome..
France and Germany seem a little bit less enthusiastic about this approach..
Let's see how it goes..
Upon all the sanctions in Iran, they were still able to send communication to space. The Russians are the biggest game changers in Europe with the Nordstream 2 Gas pipeline which supplies the needs of all this Nordic Countries including Germany. Their alliances with China and North Korea is for all these economic benefits and these are also military powers too.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: No Amount Of Intimidation Can Stop Me by rhames(m): 10:25pm On Feb 20, 2022
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: How Aregbesola And Oyetola's Rift Started by rhames(m): 10:40am On Feb 18, 2022
aminulive:
https://politicsnigeria.com/analysis-tinubu-aregbesolas-rift-and-oyetolas-second-term-ambition/
Rauf Aregberascal should understand that Osun is the home state of Amoda Ogunlere(Bola Ahmed Tinubu) and he will leave no stone unturned to control it by any means necessary.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Get Your Nickname??? by rhames(m): 10:34am On Feb 18, 2022
illicit:
I have never got a real nickname tho because most people even when I was at school often call me by my real name or TP which is a mere abbreviation of my real name just like AY to Ayo but I hear other guys called names that has nothing to do with their christened names like 2bottle, Smart

Wiseguy

Hercules

Romeo

2finger wink

Waya Waya

Terry Dee

T money

Ratty
2men

1313 (Thirteen Thirteen) undecided

Mouth

Beyonce

J fire

Black King

Blac Chyna

Some even use those names on their Facebook, especially young adults

How did u get your Nickname and do you even like it?

Some people call me Honourable but it's not a nickname,. I was a speaker at uni.

I like it when my girl calls me baby, I can dash her my salary tongue
Mine was Andre Cruz

It's not actually a nickname but my real name which is only known to my family and close associates. We are of Afro Brazilian descent and some of us kept that heritage.
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: You Are Not God, Can’t Determine My Fate, Oyetola Replies Aregbesola by rhames(m): 11:35pm On Feb 15, 2022
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating Girls In Their 20s And 30years by rhames(m): 11:42am On Feb 14, 2022
Siofro:
Because patriarchy has made it so

In a world were people measure the worth of women depending on how beautiful they are, why won't you be here typing this nonsense.
I wonder oh!

Ya Sha gogoro ne
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Has Decided To Invade Ukraine On Wednesday - Intelligence Report by rhames(m): 3:14pm On Feb 13, 2022
MangekyoAlt:
You don't like russians because they oppress sovereign nations? I challenge you to go and start reading the history of USA. I almost guarantee you that you will start liking the russians, as did I. Because I used to be like you before.

The USA did much, much worse than Russia is currently doing. The western media's tried to cover all of it and I'll tell you they actually succeeded. But then, if you go deep, you will definitely see books or even articles that explain their brutal history.

Anyway, since you claim russia doesn't respect other countries sovereignty. Let me give you a few examples of when USA attempted what Russia is currently doing with Ukraine. USA even kill their own citizens to make it seem like it is other "sovereign" countries that did it, to justify invasion.

in 1898, for instance, the US exploded USS Maine in Havana killing 266 American mariners to blame and declaring war on Spain.

Please I advice you to Google operation north woods. Operation Northwoods was a proposed false flag operation against American citizens that originated within
the US Department of Defense of the United States government in 1962.
The proposals called for the CIA operatives to both stage and actually commit acts of terrorism against American military and civilian targets , blaming them on the Cuban government, and using it to justify a war against Cuba. Ukraine...sound familiar??

Now you see that Cuba that I mentioned? That country Don see hell fire for USA hand. I'm willing to write about the suffering that was meted upon them by USA, but I'll leave that for another day. Let me talk about NATO, USA, RUSSIA & UKRAINE.

So many of you nairalanders actually think Russia is the aggressor and the cause of the current tension. Well that is false! NATO and the USA are both the problem. Here do you know why? Well, the West been led by the USA had been expanding its DS Military infrastructure footprint throughout Europe; deploying NATO nuclear missiles, U.S. missile defense systems and special forces along Russia’s doorstep.
Putin hasn’t been toppling governments in Eastern Europe, installing proxies, or deploying Russian missiles and Soviet defense systems. As you nairalanders make it seem. It’s been the West, moving East. Since the end of the Cold War, the West has been systematically cutting Russia off from the rest of the world, using NATO.

What’s happening in Ukraine today is the same thing that happened in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. please go and read about the Cuban missile crisis if you can. America put nuclear missiles in Italy and Turkey. The Soviet Union ‘RESPONDED’ by putting missiles in the Caribbean (via submarines) and Cuba.
America learned about the Soviet missiles in the Caribbean and Cuba and freaked out bc of the extremely close proximity of the Soviets’ military infrastructure. With Soviet missiles that close, America would not have sufficient time to analyze, evaluate and respond to a potential threat. America went nuts, demanded the Soviets immediately remove the missiles.
The Soviets had made the same complaints and demands about America’s nuclear missiles in Italy and Turkey. The United States said those missiles were defensive. After the Soviets responded in kind putting the same in the Caribbean and Cuba, America said the missiles were an aggressive threat.
The Cuban Missile Crisis had begun. The Soviets were not the aggressors, they were the respondent.
The United States wasn’t having it and began plans to invade Cuba, put 100,000 plus troops on Florida beaches, set up an illegal Naval blockade in the Caribbean blocking all ships from reaching Cuba and the United States, flew Spy Planes over Cuba (which got shot down, killing Air Force Pilot Rudolph Anderson). The U.S. also attacked Soviet submarines which were lawfully patrolling in international water and hadn’t fired on anyone.
Pretty hypocritical, right?
The Soviets were simply responding in kind, and refused to back down. In the end, in order to avoid nuclear war, America agreed to remove its nuclear missiles from Italy and Turkey, and thereafter the Soviets agreed to remove its missiles from Cuba, restoring the status quo and balance of power to the position the parties were in before America dramatically expanded its military footprint.
Today, we see the EXACT SAME scenario happening. The West has been building up its NATO footprint, putting NATO weapons, nuclear missiles, missile defense systems and special forces in former Soviet states.
Ukraine, Georgia, Kazakhstan we’re a step too far for Putin inasmuch as this is literally on the doorstep of Russia.
Putin has amassed his extraordinary military machinery and has told the world that NATO missiles are NOT going into Ukraine. Putin has also demanded the West remove its missiles from the former Soviet states surrounding Russia.
Sound familiar!
Putin will win this battle, NATO and the rest of the world will agree to restore the status quo and remove NATO missiles. If the Biden / NATO missiles currently on their way actually enter Ukraine, you will see Putin respond with the use of his vast military.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWW3sbk4EU

Lalasticlacla, Mynd44 move to fp for people to be enlightened
Are you a member of my generation? I was born at the height of the Cold War and thank you for educating these Indomie generation on the activities of these Western powers during these periods.

I want you to tell them that during these period, the US sponsored all the coups in crisis in Africa in the name of resources control. The Congo crisis where it sponsored Mobutu Sense Seko against the popular candidate Patrice Lumumba. That action signalled the begining of coup plots and overthrow of governments in Africa. Of recent is the Libyan crisis and Boko Haram and Herdsmen crisis in West Africa.

During the Cold War intercontinental Ballistic missiles were flying freely across the African continent because it was the only unregulated and unprotected continent from the rest.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After UK Trip by rhames(m): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2022
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady Who Once Turned You Down For Your Best Friend? by rhames(m): 11:01pm On Feb 05, 2022
donbachi:
I go just ask for her hand in marriage,propose with an expense ring.visit her parents house,with the promise of renovating their house.unroof it and disappear.

50/50.
You bad ohh!
CareerRe: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by rhames(m): 11:34am On Feb 03, 2022
AlphaStyles:
am not talking of ssc am talking about direct entry with jamb
You start from year one
EducationRe: Why Were You Punished In Primary School. Share Your Experiences. by rhames(m): 3:46pm On Feb 02, 2022
chatinent:
My name na Chatinent. Back in Primary school, I was very poor in maths. Like I wouldn't even get four divided by four even if it was all we learnt that day..it was due to fear. Fear is not good in a child's life. The teacher flogged like an animal. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged. I mean flogged and emasculated in front of my female crushes. Did I even have crushes with my zero head?

One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.

What's going on here?

Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, Chatinent, ​what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” I was all goose pimples. My cloud nine was hitting ten. And I was like ... "Well, na God o." Immediately in zero zero seconds, I started to feel the livers of a motivational speaker that I had already started educating people backside on how to persevere no matter the odd odds.

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. I was that dog two tails. Peacocks in my belly. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
maths? Or 100%? Omg.

I was feeling very anxious, sweaty, and happy now. Obviously, my dreams and prayers have been answered. My heart skipped many beats. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. Oh, I could see the Mnesoma stealing glances at me...oh, many ants in my panties. It was unbelievable. I was all fly. My head is about to explode. Finally the teacher looked up and said, “One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”

Rest is history. In life sha, let everyone respect themselves.

Well, make una share una experiences.
I was the most stubborn but principled pupil in school. I will Dodge classes and to the amazement of my classmates, still be among the top five or ten in school.

My nickname was One week One trouble as I won't go a week without an honorary mention in the department of rascality.
CareerRe: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by rhames(m): 10:40pm On Feb 01, 2022
AlphaStyles:
there is no D.E into NDA u must start afresh
There is. They call it Direct Regular Course while those who go in with no degree are called Regular Course.
TravelRe: I Have Finally Left Nigeria by rhames(m): 9:12pm On Feb 01, 2022
Kriss216:
Anywhere but Nigeria is a welcome development.

God bless you TogoBroz.


NB; please stay away from Nigerian girls over there.
Thanks for giving him name. Today na him naming ceremony. TogoBroz
CareerRe: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by rhames(m): 9:07pm On Feb 01, 2022
elmas:
Can u explain further sir?
Just like A levels or OND/HND guarantees the holder direct entry in UTME admissions into 200 or 300 level courses in Nigerian universities, B Sc and HND gives you a direct entry to 300 level in the NDA.
CareerRe: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by rhames(m): 2:12pm On Feb 01, 2022
PoshBoss007:
My very good friend wants to join the Nigerian Army next year, by then he must have completed his National Diploma programme. I know he won't be taken as a recruit, but what rank would he occupy(if any), and what advantage would he get over an SSCE holder?
Finish your Higher National Diploma and apply for the DRC ( not Democratic Republic of Congo) as we referred to it while an applicant there. Direct Regular Course will guarantee you three years and six months as your officer training will be accelerated compared to regular applicants.
RomanceRe: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by rhames(m): 4:49pm On Jan 30, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar


Who dey fear kayanmata

First of all that kayanmata nor dey work

And secondly we men were born to knack pussy and we must knack it till the end of time
Thirdly that thing looks like ordinary oil fragrance
Well done professor knackinson
PoliticsRe: 2023: North Will Still Produce Nigeria’s President After Buhari - Bala Mohammed by rhames(m): 4:45pm On Jan 30, 2022
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023-North-will-still-produce-Nigerias-president-after-Buhari-Bala-Mohammed
What do you expect from one of the senior herdsmen and Boko Haram commanders? Remember this man said he was bringing his people from Mali and West Africa to resettle them here in Nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Nengi Flaunts Her 2 Range Rovers & Mercedes SUV (Photos, Video) by rhames(m): 4:41pm On Jan 30, 2022
Thandiubani:
Nengi Brags, Shows Off Her 2 Range Rovers & Mercedes Suv

BBNaija star, Nengi has flaunted three expensive Suvs all belonging to her.

The reality star took to her Snapchat to show off the cars writing:

“My 3 Babies”.

The cars are worth millions of naira. Nengi became famous after featuring in the Big Brother Naija reality show.

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTyWPlk2-7k
Congratulations
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates His Wife Angel Gold's Birthday by rhames(m): 4:39pm On Jan 30, 2022
Newsmic:
My Life Is Nothing Without You - Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates His Wife On Her Birthday (Photos)

Nigerian celebrity barman, Cubana Chief Priest took to his Instagram handle to celebrate his wife on her birthday on Friday 28th January, 2022, IGBERETV reports.

He shared her photos with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CZRCa-FqiAH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Cubana Chief Priest has gifted his wife a Benz
barely a week before of her birthday.
Igweeeeeee! Happy birthday to you madam.
PoliticsRe: Controversy Trails Abuja Rice Pyramid Show, As Farmers Reporedly Scam CBN by rhames(m): 4:38pm On Jan 30, 2022
MANDIPUTIN:
*As farmers allegedly scam CBN, import product as cover for loans taken.

*Only 20% of loans recovered in Niger, hoarding responsible for high cost of local rice –Niger RIFAN chairman


https://www.sunnewsonline.com/controversy-trails-abuja-rice-pyramid-show/?amp
This is not new.

Under President Goodluck Jonathan, a sum of N334bn was earmarked for wheat production to make Nigeria self sufficient in wheat production in eleven states of the Federation situated in the Northern part of the country.

The money went into the pockets of these same people and nothing was heard about the programme again.

That money was part of what was used to campaign against the Presidents second term.

Today, the same people are complaining about President Buhari.
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by rhames(m): 4:25pm On Jan 30, 2022
fergie0o1:
Manchester United’s Mason Will John Greenwood (born October 01, 2001) could be in a pile of trouble following allegations of abuse by his now ex-girlfriend Harriet Robson.

Ms Robson, took to her Instagram stories to expose the scars she bears on her body, allegedly from attacks by the 20-year-old Man United forward.

In several posts on her official Instagram account which has now been deleted, Harriet is seen covered in blood and with bruises on her body. Along with a video, she wrote, "To everyone who wants to know what Mason Greenwood actually does to me."

In the wake of the accusations, Manchester United quickly released a statement and said they would not comment further until all the facts had been established.



Greenwood, a United academy graduate is no stranger to controversy.

In September 2020, he and Man City youngster Phil Foden were kicked out of the England National team after breaching Covid-19 protocols in Iceland.

This is after a video popped up on social media, exposing the two meeting girls in their hotel room after a Nations League encounter in Reykjavik.
This guy is a beast
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria To Launch Second Satellite Into Orbit by rhames(m): 10:44am On Jan 18, 2022

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