₦airaland Forum

Siberia01:
Benz...
i think no car is bad...
if you don't abuse it...
my uncle still drives his Benz 190E with everything working
including AC...
despite having other Japanese brands...
car is close to 20 years

There are two cars in the world: Mercedes-Benz and others.

OdumegwuOjukwu:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/19/clean-smelly-lagos-gutters-stop-making-noise-deji-adeyanju-rebukes-joe-igbokwe/

This boy no get respect at all. No im papa mate e dey yab like this

Dagger111:
Go ahead sir.

Thanks a lot sir.

Appreciate

jaelz:
I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

I don't really know if I can find another girl like her again. Eleven good years knowing fully well that I was married before we met. I had nothing and she was there morally and financially when I lost my job back then. I tried quitting the relationship using the most sophisticated method, like deception,ignoring calls and practically running away from her but she stuck like gum through thick and thin.
She is a graduate and a tall beautiful woman and my opposite in everything. She is from the East and I am from the West. She is a Christan while I am a Muslim. I don't allow these two to cloud my judgement in my feelings with people in any way.

She is accommodating and has good character.

We have our share of problems but we always get over it like matured people.

Dagger111:
No, it is nt an excuse. This is summary of what the govt is:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


Useless lawmakers.

Boss, can I copy this please. I want to paste it on my facebook wall.

CanadaOrBust:
Because he no be mumu. Government officials embezzle road money in broad day light and you expect a private guy just starting out to cover it?? Jealousy is clouding your judgement

Maybe the poster does not remember that someones house was burnt to the ground for being generous in that axis recently.

Racoon:
Buhari WAEC certificate fake.His WTO certificate fake!
Buhari ICC nominee score an abysmal 5/110 vote to be utterly reject in the sane court a Nigerian of Igbo extraction climbed the seat on merit.

Now, it is unimaginable that the same Justice Ishaq Bello(FHC Abuja) who woefully failed ICC nomination is be lobbied again by AGF-Abubakar Malami via the imposed CJN-Tanko to be given the post of the secretary of the prestigious National Judicial Institute

I guess the defenders of the presidency and his mummified zombie failed to consider is that an action can be lawful but not useful.Acts like these tends to rubbish competency over nepotism. This is what bigotry, clannishness, nepotism, ethno-religious supremacist agenda breeds-national and International disgrace and embarrassment.

Meanwhile, the current president of the WTO-NOI arrived on that seat purely based on merit and her pedigree though with background home govt support
The World is not a fiefdom where you rule like an emperor but global Vvillage where you must always put your best foot forward but buhari will none of that.

NOI did not get there with Nigerian citizenship but US when these nepotists in government started their favouritism and tribalism.

KEVIND:
North & South
Your fellow Southerner is in a position to give you employment.
You go to him for employment.

You speak good English and write an excellent application letter to impress him.

He tells you to bring your qualifications.

You bring your First Degree (First Class or second class).

He tells you to go and do your Masters and even PhD for you to get the job.

ON THE OTHER HAND

A Northerner is in a position to give employment.

An Hausa Man goes to him.

He speaks Hausa to him.

He tells him to bring his qualifications.

He brings a third class degree or an SSCE with two Credits.

He gets the job and saves money to further his education.

He gets a Masters Degree while doing the job.

Tomorrow, he is appointed as Executive Director.

Ten years Later, he becomes Chairman or DG of the Agency.

The Southerner sees this and hates on the Hausa Man.

He accuses him of nepotism.

But that's not nepotism.

That's communalism.

Southerners must understand the difference between nepotism and communalism.

Helping your Brother to succeed is not nepotism.

Southerners just need to learn how to love one another like Northerners do.

Stop hiding opportunities from your people.

Northerners do not hide opportunities from their people.

Awon southern Were with low mentality. They are all Lily livered.

lyntiffany:
For Dangiwa is Hausa pure breed and you know they always stand for truth without mincing words.

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Dangiwa is one of the few officers that will call a spade by no other name, no matter who is involved. That was why he was prematurely retired from the army.


He is a Hausa man not the vengeful Fulani.

For the benefit of readers they are two different people's. The Hausa are the indigenous people while the Fulani are the ruling class.

TarOrfeeek:
The Fulani are doing what all nomads do when they eventually are allowed settlement in a resource filled country.

First they turn the weaker tribes against the more vocal tribes - 1967 genocide on the SE and SS.

Next they isolate the strongest physical tribe - Igbophobia.


They consolidate power and steal resources - Military coups and Abacha (several versions)

Next, they keep the weaker tribes in perpetual servitude - SW BMC, PIB 3%, Online hate and divisive rhetoric against the SE and SS.


Lastly they ensure there is anarchy and fear amongst the weaker tribes to prevent a united front - herdsmen, bandits, ESN, Ghost Pirates in SS, Killing combat aged males in the South, Dangote trailers, Abducting Christian students in the North.

Finally, extract as much resources from the resource filled nation and cater for your Fulani brothers in Arid countries. - Niger rail, Nigeriens working in the military, DSS, NIA, CBN, NNPC , IRS and almost anywhere there is money.


The Fulani will also grow arrogant and brash and attempt to annihilate all Southern tribes.

That's where the end normally comes for them. Just like Anti-Balakas did in DRC against them, Igboho and MNK are signs that the Fulani will never conquer the Southern tribes.

You read my mind.

Eventually their partners in crime, southern leadrs and politicians will be the first to defend them

Linzo:
Please friends and good people of nairaland help me out to make a right choice am in a cross road with my career, i have HND in banking and finance with upper credit, am i applied for direct entry in a federal university and am giving the option to choose between B.sc ECONOMICS and ACCOUNTANCY, please your matured advice is needed on the one to go for. Do give reasons for your choice

B. SC Economics(Macroeconomics or Microeconomics or Development Economics) and qualify as an ICAN chartered accountant. The world is at your feet with both qualifications. There is a shortage of economic managers and ideas that will impact on people positively.

Ngozi Okongko Iweala is enjoying the perks at the moment.

AdaugoChisom:
Great Nairalanders, I need the information biko...which federal government agency, body, or institution is currently recruiting?

In this day and age, you are still looking for employment when Technology is the in-thing? Learn a skill that will put food on ur table and pay your rents not employment.

nairavsdollars:
.
https://independent.ng/only-the-court-can-decide-nnamdi-kanus-fate-yakassai/

The only well informed and articulate answer to the nations problems from the North in this critical period.

ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..

None of us is above mistakes. We are human after all. Please face the situation like man. Do not abort that pregnancy As the action may be fatal on the young woman.

If both of you have parents, please tell them what happened and let them advise you. It may hurt them but your futures must be secured and the only way is by education.

Ask your parents for advise and support from this point on.

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/06/bandits-kill-19-set-community-ablaze-in-katsina/?

Their fellow comrade in arms is the chief bandit himself, Jagabandit. His minions are as here.

SenatePresdo:
TB Jousha was the greatest Humanist, philanthropist, and Man of God in Nigeria.

Others are god of Men, refuse to pay tithe in their Church and Rot in hell.

They even had to create a Ussd code for Tithe paying during Covid-19 lockdown, that's when I gave up on my people

Shrewd businessmen

ijustdey:
https://thenationonlineng.net/nine-things-to-know-about-nnamdi-kanus-rearrest/

His arrest or kidnap sends a very dangerous signal to the international community and within a short period, the country will be flagged a terrorist state by its supposed friends. Recall a kidnap of this nature took place when GMB became head of state in 1984 a la Umaru Dikko.

That's my concern

dannypaul:
He's quite deserving of the crown but he lacks one thing.

The ability to be dogged and some cases ruthless in this harsh Nigeria political clime.

He should borrow a leaf from Obasanjo in this regard.

No. He is a very good student of power.

"Never outshine the master."

He was not elected to power but selected by the President to assist.

That was where VP Atiku failed.

BrandSpurNG:
https://brandspurng.com/2021/06/25/nigeria-train-transport-surges-over-n900-million-in-q1-2021/

When you thinking Railways in Africa, Nigeria does not rank anywhere near Morrocco. Apart from Titus Sardine, Nigeria has a lot to learn from Morrocco and their rail project.

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2020/12/329637/minister-moroccos-high-speed-rail-expansion-projects-require-11-billion

PENNYSWAP:
Greetings guys ..

I’m in an emotional trauma right now. This girl I have been dating , I want to marry and I have gone to her place and did a few of things my hand could afford traditionally .. I’m hoping to do the rest by Xmas .

She is a new graduate and she told me to open a side business for her to make small small change instead of being idle.

I told her to give me small time to save up money .

There is this guy she always talks about that is a yahoo boy and has plenty money , long story short , she came to my house last weekend , we were discussing, I wanted to use her phone and play 9ja ludo but she insisted on not giving me the phone .. she held the phone , turned her back after pressing it for long she gave it to me .

I angrily seized the phone , told her I bought the phone and sim that I’m seizing it.

We later settle and she slept early hours of the nxt day , I woke up brought her phone and it was on plane mood , I removed it from plane mood and a text msg came in from some guy .

I went to her WhatsApp to check the guy out and behold , she blocked the number on WhatsApp.

I unblocked the number and sent him message first , we started chatting , the guy was saying how he loves her and all that shit and the money he sent her to open up a side business.

I woke her up , confronted her and she said she did it for me since I was wasting time to raise money for her , she had to take it from her class mate , the said yahoo guy .

That she’s sorry not to tell me about it since .

She said I should allow her answer the guys calls so that she can get more money from the guy. I agreed and gave her the go ahead but she promised that she won’t allow any man see her unclothedness aside me her husband to be.

My mind has been heating up , why she lied to me and hid something of this nature to me .

The other mind is telling me to impregnate her then dump her when she’s 6 months pregnant that if I leave her now , the guy might take over and I will be the mugu here .

Guys what do I do , I need to wicked this girl I swear , my mind is boiling

Some one I have done 45% of her dowry is doing this to me . Kai I be mugu Oooooo

I need advise from real niggaz

hey oga. do not allow one useless girl to put you in n emotional trauma that will lead to something else.

Always be in an open relationship with the opposite gender until you finalize and confirm your wedding plans.

you are so lucky that you discovered her attitude so early.

dont be so stupid to an extent that you close your doors to other women who might even be better interested in your personality rather than materiality.

FYI, i sponsored three women through tertiary institution and all failed me. i visited the last one on the morning of her wedding and found the entire neighbourhood bubbling, unaware thatit was her wedding. i came back in the evening as promised only for the tenant who broke the news that she got married that morning.

Devasttated, i picked up the pieces and continued life only for the Almighty to reward me with a beautiful woman afterwards.

Fear single women. You can never be sure of their next action.

RRodwave:
Chai

Nde ahia!

blueAgent:
But they don't hate the money they are paid from makers of Alcohol?

And carbonated drinks too

blueAgent:
It's up to them to renegotiate with UEFA on the terms of their agreement.

But no one should justify Ronaldo and Pogba's arrogance to UEFA's financial recklessness if I should use that word.

That's personal decisions by the two. One hates alcohol as a result of his religion and the other hates carbonated drinks.

blueAgent:
True.

But this dudes are making it seems like it was over issue of Sponsorship from brands allegedly making harmful products.

The other irritant is that the clubs have little or no say on how UEFA is run or how revenues generated are shared. UEFA is running an autocracy.


Monkey de work baboon dry chop scenario.

fergie0o1:
The new eco currency was meant to have been launched in 2020

Countries that already share the CFA started their own reforms



Bloomberg

The French used the Ivoirien President to spoil the show three years ago as a result of Anti French sentiments across the Africa.

[quote author=xpressionx post=102925156]Mango Park 'discovered' river niger,therefore we should cede river niger to him and his family.

Una dey ment.[/quote

oyel dey your head

blueAgent:
This at best just a guess work.

The main reason behind breakaway league was financial not moral or brand issue.

So there is high probability that the league would have still be sponsored by those brands.

It was and has always being financial and the clubs were getting pittance and less to cover their overheads as compared to UEFA pigs enjoying the larger part of the income and looting the till.

blueAgent:
Crap comment.

The proposed breakaway league was supposed to get their revenue from I guess you?

Is it not the same brands that would have sponsored the breakaway league?

Are the brands their only sources of revenue? Are they the only brands in the world? They will get their revenue from hundreds of other sources apart from their usual, gate takings, player sales, shirt sales, endorsements, stadium adverts, television rights(understand they own their TV stations) and others.

UEFA could not engage these clubs for the fact that they cannot they get pittance from the organisation as prize money as compared to what it earns from these tournament.

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naptu2:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57517337



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAHvh5xUQJ4

This was one out of the numerous reasons why the biggest clubs in Europe wanted to form a breakaway super league.

UEFA is becoming dictatorial in every aspect and it's transparency is in doubt. It is a citadel of corruption.

These individuals rights are universally guaranteed under any circumstances irrespective of what the sponsors think.

It is for UEFA to use every opportunity such as this to pass a message to its sponsors that the presence of their products at press conferences may hurt the sensitivities and beliefs of some individuals.

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