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Nuru Oniwo is not on the list why?


The largest trader and exporter of cow horns from the late 1920s to late 1940s.

This guys dongle gonna work real time. The women will not let him rest until they bed him.

tosyne2much:
These days, many people are disguising themselves as "prophets" who claim to have the gift of prophecy and they keep dispatching ridiculous prophesies that are either about predicting the death of someone, the calamity that will befall him or the level one can attain in life. Usually these people “prophets” claim to know all the unconfessed sins in a person’s life by mere looking at him.

With these fake prophesies, they have destroyed many homes, relationships/marriages, turned siblings against each other, turned mother-in-law against wife, etc.

I can vividly remember a time I was traveling to school for my exam when a man approached me at the bus stop and identified himself as a white garment prophesy(olusho). He routinely gave me a prophesy of how showed to him how I was going to end up in an accident if I fail disembark the journey. My people, fear grip me oooo.. Me wey wan write exam the next day

I told him "thank you", called the next available bike man and traveled to school

These are the ways these false prophets dispatch ridiculous prophesies and put people in obscurity, so, anyone who is fooled by fake prophesy is ignorant of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I know many people have also been in the same shoes with me so kindly share your own experiences

In most cases you do not need to go to them apart from exceptional issues. I bet you, if you spend three to seven days in a month doing what they use their time to do , you will discover God better than they see it. Besides, there are more charlatans in the trade now than real preachers. In my experience, I get my own Divine messages and directions from dreams after serious prayers afetr three or seven days . That message determines my next step on the issue at hand.

I do not condemn the prophets in totality but there are more hungry prophets and mallams and marabouts on Nigerian soil than true men of God.

Fada Fada eH!

Thhe greatest barbarians in this country are the Nigerian military.

dumebiifeanyi:
A pastor was allegedly caught red-handed having a thre*some with 2 married members of his church in Cameroon. Below is a footage obtained by PoliticsNGR showing the three lovers being beaten and smeared with mud by a mob, shortly before their arrest.

See photos and video below;
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/30/pastor-caught-thresome-2-married-women-photosvideo/


Watch the video HERE

breaking the eleventh Commandment " Thou shall not be caught in the Act"

This man got caught.

nairametrics:
Source https://nairametrics.com/if-you-work-in-any-of-these-8-professions-you-may-be-about-to-disappear/

If the Nigerian economy is on the right course, these professions/jobs will be in short supply. Trust me.

naija2:
If that's the case, it shows she hasn't a given him anything and can deny it right on the spot. But she decided to keep mute on it shows she is guilty.

Maturity on display if you agree with me.

aminulive:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/22/conspiracy-inec-police-apc-threat-democracy-wike/

Ogogoro and Oguro in control. He must be the biggest shareholder of Nigerian breweries. He talks as if he has tones of booze in his stomach.

CastedDude:
Crown Prince of Bénin Kingdom has been unveiled. He is Prince Ezelekhae Ewuare. He was unveiled at the Oba of Benin's palace where immediate past Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole, was honoured by the Benin Monarch, Oba Ewuare II in a grand reception to send forth the Ex-Governor and thank him for his developmental impacts in Edo state.

It is the first time Prince Ewuare would be introduced at an occasion.

Many stood up to catch a glimpse of the future king of Benin kingdom.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/meet-benin-crown-prince-hes-unveiled-event-edo.html

Carbon copy of his father, HRH Oba Ewuare II the great

life goes on as usual.

Different strokes for different folks.b

kenny160:
http://punchng.com/fg-to-reveal-account-details-of-ipob-sponsors/

In all these, I keep asking certain questions begging for answers. We have external security agencies like the National Intelligence Agency (NIA) we have the National Security Adviser (NSA) and the State Security Service (DSS),defence and security attaches at various embassies worldwide. I am tempted to ask what their job is.

When you walk into any Nigerian embassy for services of any kind,you hear different kinds of stories starting with money was not allocated and the passport machine is bad and they tell you that in order to part with your heard earned hard currency which is eventually going to somebody's pocket. This is avisitors first port of call to Nigeria. How would they take us serious when we dont take ourselves seriously?

I am not surprised that the Minister goofed when he accused the French of supporting IPOB. That was not his job. It is that of the external affairs minister to do that.

I wonder the kind of people they train at NIPSS Kuru these days and those appointed as ministers.

Gerrard59:
They better relocate to the south if they aspire to get married. The stats do not favour their desire for monogamy.

the truth is they are increasingly frustrated by their men who marry them for their fame and money like their southern counterparts. Most have learnt their lessons thats why they prefer to be single than face the frustrations of dishonest,lazy men and leeches who are only after their wealth.

thesicilian:
DSTV finally got a worthy rival. Sounds too good to be true.

Negrophobic South Africans. Serves them right. TSTV has to live up to the expectation of its subscribers. They should also be careful of the political connections of the Nigerians who own DSTV here. Those are their greatest enemies.

Yomzzyblog:
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Nollywood actress and politician Funke Adesiyan has learnt her lesson in the hard way and is ready to let everyone know so as not to fall victim like she did.

The actress who has taken a temporary break from Nollywood for a while now is also a business woman when she is not acting. She however took to her Instagram page to admonish her fans that not all friends are deserving of trust.

From what we could deduce in the actress’ post, a certain friend whom she trusted with an idea ended up stealing the idea for herself, thereby betraying Funke’s trust and friendship.

“There is more where that came from” the actress said talking about the stolen idea. She warned her fans that no one is to be trusted hence ideas and plans should be guarded jealously.

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News Via: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/09/actress-funke-adesiyan-calls-out-friend.html?m=1

Sometimes, the biggest and hardest lessons comes from your best friends. Thats because most people were befallen by their best friends since the days of Julius Ceaser and Brutus, Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot, IBB and Mamman Vatsa.

In short, your best friend is your enemy.

biacan:
is like she don't want to be polygamous in nature

there are some girls in the North who cant tolerate polygamy just as as everywhere.

thesuave10:
Guy shut up. The woman is an ÎDIOT. Sending nude pics then coming to twitter to talk nonsense

Neither the man wooing her or his purpoted wife,mistress or queen/princess of the night or ghost friend or ghostbuster could prove the nude pics story? What do you make of that? Sometimes we have to bring reason to bear on mundane issues like this one.

akisoft:
thinking outside of the box, I like that, the guy in question may just be trying to play on her intelligence based on assumption that most girls send nude pics, unfortunately maybe she has once did that, but in between joy was a bit specific on when last she sent, could that also be coincident?

Thats a very xpensive joke if that is the case.

HeWrites:
So a Twitter user took to her Twitter page to rant about how she’s tired of married men in Lagos and little did she know that she was going to meet her nemesis after what she shared.

After @desolaa_ ranted about a married man who offered her lunch but she declined, so in order to win her, the man told her that his wedding band he was wearing, was just a ring and not a stigma.

Desola shared the tweet and then a lady interestingly called her out , accusing her of sending her husband nude photos during the last Sallah holiday.

Twitter users have since begged her to deny it, so the indecent pictures will leak.

News From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/09/nigerian-lady-says-she-declined-to-go.html

I am a man but laugh at some fellow men resorting to cheap blackmail and backstabbing just to get a girl in bed for fun. In simple plain English Language, this man just got one of his numerous girlfriends or one queen of the night to pose as his wife in order to get what he wants. Some men are just goats and cant live with rejection. He would have replied with a more soothing compliments than this arrant nonsense.

mikejj:
thank you my friend.we are nt doing a python dance ok.enjoy ur day

Thank goodness you smartly acknowledged.

Father"

mikejj:
my friend ask ya muslim friends

Which of ya Muslim friends? She is not representing Muslims but the entire Africa as the Deputy Secreatary General of the United Nations.Whats your problem if she shakes male leaders? Well in world politics and economics takes the lead while religion takes a distant position. Get that religion thing out of your dead brain on this issue and focus on the reason for that handshake.b

Kolababe:
Everyday, we keep reading news of abuse of Uber system of transportation.It's either an uber driver misbehaving or an uber passenger doing the wildest thing.According to a video shared by instagram user, Kufre Mayana, a woman said to be from Kenya was caught masturbating in an Uber. She reportedly asked for the help of the driver in helping her get something, and before he could return, this woman got down to business because she couldn't hold herself any more. In the video, the woman was seen initially giving an instruction to someone on the phone, but she began feeling uneasy even as the person seemed to have asked her if she was OK,and she answered "I am OK,continue". When the urge was too much,she dropped the phone.Below is what the instagram user posted


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/kenyan-woman-caught-masturbating-in-an-uber-video

Why didnt the driver help her out?

I am starting to see why the Arab countries hate Qatar. It is the most innovative amongs them with its small population. The terrorist snag was just a cover to enable the bigger and more populated Arab countries take control of the economic and political well being of the region. Especially the Saudis.

GeneralOjukwu:
I am sorry, i am in Theology School training to be a Pastor.

But if i have this ticket, i must minister with my Trouser Rod to a female member of the congregation.

Don't be offended... Bible said "speak ye the truth and let the Devil be ashamed".

Thanks for reading.

do you also bless the bottle.

slimjaney:
Well-known Radio Presenter, Omotunde Adebowale, a.k.a Lolo 1, while airing a programme today at Wazobia FM said just immediately after a song finish playing that, if a man doesn't have money, she don't know what the man has in his life and she went ahead to firmly stand on what she said.

She said in broken English:

"If you no get money, i no know wetin you get as a man."


SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2017/09/as-man-if-you-dont-have-money-i-dont.html

some people dont know how they look in the mirror. Who is this fatty acid and glycerol deceiving? very soon she will be begging for any man to marry her before her cycle runs out. idiot.

Queenlovely:
My brother once left the comfort of our mansion to partake in a solidarity protest in abuja. He was Hit by a stray bullet. He explanation was that he wanted to change nigeria. My father bundled him overnight and flew him to his private island somewhere in Barbados. He was under house arrest. My father wanted to reconfigure his brain. To make it known TO him that nigeria was not worth dieing for. He is now a citizen of Nicaragua when he married someone there

[b] My father wanted to reconfigure his brain[/b]


This is the part I appreciate most about your dad. Thank him for me.

mikejj:
shabi muslim girls no they shake men.amina kilode for there.

My friend where did you hear that from?

senninalu:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/09/18/ill-not-go-exile-ipob-leader-nnamdi-kanu/

Reminds me of the song by a fellow Igbo man; No be you say you be oga na why you dey run?

b

senninalu:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/09/18/ill-not-go-exile-ipob-leader-nnamdi-kanu/

May the ghosts of the innocent ones who died for a struggle that their leader refused to lead haunt him. Amen

Abdul4trust1:
To The Professional Accountants In The House. I Want To Know What The Future Hold For Potential Chartered Accountants And Newly Qualified Accountants In Nigeria In Terms Of Getting A Job As well As The Pay? Lalasticlala Help Me Take This To The Promised Land Because I've Keen Interest In This And Thanks In Anticipation.

There is an interesting future for chartered accountants in Nigeria. However you have to decide whether you want to be in employment or you want to be an employer of labour or be as relevant as possible to the immediate and larger economy. Technology,especially the internet, has changed our thought and most accountants are not in tune with this reality. You can use your skill on this platform (internet) in various ways to survive. With your knowledge in finance you can learn and leverage on new skills to be relevant. You can raise a blog or website to teach some subjects you know perfectly well. You can import ACCA/CIMA?CISA materials for those who need it and raise an online bookshop for that. You can write books on how to treat miscellaneous accounts which are not available locally,that is if you are sound in them. You can also be a consultant and bookkeeper to small medium companies and enterprises.

I am also preparing for my ICAN final and i tell you i have directed my strenght to blogging and trading international financial derivatives online through trading platforms. When i lost my job, i fell back on these and seriously it is paying well. My next project is a standard bakery which i intend to start in January 2018 God's Willing. There are many accountants like us who have branched off practice to have a larger impact on the economy.

The Nigerian economy is underserved in our profession partly because only few of them get paid well and the larger majority survive on the grace of God. The accounting profession will continue to have relevance for a long time to come. Wishing you goodluck.