₦airaland Forum

AImiron:
Steve Harvey wrote a book on how to master relationship and still get cheated on.

Be like he no read the book

Women go humble you, know this and know peace

What is this

Approximately, 8 years.

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Gandollaar:
Really?

They should change it then. Anyway, wetin be my own.

Why are you so concerned about the change? Are you planning doing the same?

Kingsuave:
Omor them don finally use evening newspaper wrap suya

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In any case, it is incredible that Don Jazzy and Michelle Jackson were able to keep this failed marriage secret for 18 years inspite of the fact that the marriage wasn't a secret. 18 whole years in this highly SNOOPY generation! Come on, that's as old as Rema is, no pun intended. Even Kemi Olunloyo failed us this time.[/quote]Well bruh, no be today auntie Kemi just dey fail.

thebosstrevor1:
Another paid subversive instrument.

Your fans can't afford nothing. They only know how to loot and destroy.

This is the same Wizkid that abused and criticize rekado banks for announcing a collab between them during the #endsar palava

See what he doing, doing similar stuff

Don’t mind the idiot

Trimque2k1:
If na Nigeria govt run am for instance, na 700 billion we go dey hear for minister mouth

Who do you think is running this show before?

IlovePMB:
See what Buhari caused. People are seeing covid-19 in Nigeria but what is in Nigeria is actually karma-19. By the time coronavirus is through with Nigeria, Everyone including all Yoruba muslims, all Northern Muslims, all South South and South East APC, Mbaka, and even Buhari himself would know that Buhari and APC is a curse used to punish Nigerians for prophesying and electing the same old leaders with bad records as president. Not just for first term but for second term. 4+4 = covid 19






Why didn't he hear the early cries of concerned Nigerians to stop flights into Nigeria and close borders when the virus has already started dealing with Italy? But no he won't listen. He and his supporters like you would call us wailers when we tell this useless government the truth. We warned earlier but you called us fools. Now everyone is in it. This covid 19 would reduce that population APC normally use to win and rig elections. Kano, Kaduna, Katina, Borno, Lagos etc are in serious trouble. Mbaka can't do his adoration again. Covid 19 has shut it down. Anyone thinking that covid-19 would be defeated in Nigeria is day dreaming. Karma is real.



Say this after you survive corona and hunger due to shutdown. Hope Buhari has given you your own 20k before you come to Nairaland to beg.

Hey niccur you are talking in the rubbish

packagerz:
Dagrin was born on 21st October 1987 in Ogun State in the south western part of Nigeria and died on 22nd April 2010 in Mushin, Lagos State in the south western part of Nigeria at the age of 22 years old. He started his music career in 1994 until he died in 2010 at the age of 22 years old.

Exactly ten years today that Dagrin left this sinful world..

Rest on bro..
Your words are ever grin in my heart.

Comedian Deepackagerz

May his soul continue to rest in perfect peace

Ayomideayo:
Hmmm...i suggest u start giving her attitude, maybe u start nagging so that she can leave...cos ladies no dey leave easily oo..especially if ur apartment is convenient and there is light

Set awon Geng Geng Geng we die here Geng [color=#000099][/color]

[quote author=Ayomideayo post=88411864]Are you sure you want her to go because of prayer or you want to bath with black soap [/quote


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adadike:
Thank you Don jazzy. We told some people not to vote for this wicked man called Buhari, they refused. Covid 19, they advised us to stay indoors . How can a mother watch her children starve to death and she does nothing about it? It will not be well with this audio govt.

Will you keep quiet ma?

Why Nigerians always blame government in every situations they found their selves? Nigerians will not learn until they stops blaming government for their wrong deed!.

GOVERNMENT OF THE GRASSROOTS LEVEL SHOULD BE QUESTIONED MORE RATHER THAN THE FG

It's no longer news that the secretary to the government of the federation, Mr. Boss Mustapha who is also the chairman of the presidential taskforce on COVID19 said he never knew Nigeria's healthcare infrastructure was in such a bad state. He said, "I can tell you for sure, I never knew that our entire healthcare infrastructure was in the state in which it is until I was appointed to do this work."
This statement has generated lot of reactions and comments from Nigerians but I asked myself, "Why the surprise?" These has been the abnormalities we face in Nigeria or do people truly believe the government officials at the Federal level hear our daily cries?? Although because of the complexity of a country with diversity that's why the state is break down into federating units.
Most of the ‘Ogas’ at the top have little or no knowledge about what the citizens at the grassroots are going through and that is why Nigeria's modern local government system started with the local government reform in 1976 bestowing some responsibility to cater and bring democratic development down to the grassroots. The 1999 constitution made it clearer on what is expected of the local authorities. They are to:
•Provide houses for the people in need; how many house(s) or when last do we hear that a local government provide house for her citizens even when there is a cause to build some?
•Provides citizens with basic social amenities like, roads, streets, drains and public places.
•Ensuring the proper functioning of the Educational System, the Agricultural sector and medical care.
Now, can we ask ourselves how our local government authorities performing? If you're to rate them on the scale of 10, what will be their grade? Oh! Some said how will they get the money? Well, Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) gives a detailed reports as released by National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) in 2019 that a total sum of N616.20billion was disbursed in May, 2019 to all the three tiers of government i.e the Federal, State and Local Government. The State government received a total of N168.06billion while Local Government received N126.28billion. Can any local government account for her own share?.
This is why I think we need to start spending more energy in questioning our Ward's councilor, local government chairman, members of the state house of assembly, the national assembly both the reps and senators and our state governor. All these legislators doesn't only make laws, they equally get constituent project funds. Like seriously, where are all the projects awarded and funded to the benefits of various constituency through the state or national assembly?? These are questions begging for answers.
When protests are stage against the federal government, Federal agencies office must be the venue, news media needs to be present so as to truly send the messages to the world (simply saying, If you stage a protest without news paper or you go to all these federal government offices in a state, nobody will be aware of such protest) and that even does not guaranteed that the Ogas at the top will get our messages, because if truly they have been getting all agitations about the bastardized state of our health sector over the years, then I don't expect Mr. Mustapha to be shocked.
"If the foundation is destroyed, what can the righteous do?" If we can't make these local government authorities account for their doings now I don't think we'll be able to control or have influence on them when they are given full autonomy. The time is now for us to make things right!.




Oluwaseun Ayobami Odetunde
oluwaseunodetunde@yahoo.com
Twitter: @SeunAyo_

helinues:
Firstly there is no need in proofing any points..

Secondly, how are we sure this photo is recent? Why is he not wearing face mask?

Same presidential office that was fumigated days ago..

Lol, so wearing a face mask is going to judge if truly the picture was taken earlier today? You have no point jor. please shift make i pass

Mgbaa:
Buhari is a criminal terrorist

Keep your dirty mouth shut

leocollins:
you no well,thunder fire you

uncle how far, how the thing dey do you?

Reichel99:
Why do you guys think all girls are always like this? How many dates are you going to have with her, why can't you just make it memorable for her.

We've done that before, at the end of the day she don dey with one mumu guy. wetin we gain?

Offpoint:
I've never been on a date, any date beyond my room.... simply count me out.

My crush once returned from a long journey and demanded I took her out to eat.
There is this restaurant opposite my street, I've never one day visited there.

I took her there, the first thing I asked the Attender is "How much is your food"
She said "N1000" per plate...
I asked "1k, how many wraps of Fufu and how meats?

She replied "2 wraps and 1 meat"

I could see my crush trying to hide her face cuz she felt embarrassed... but me no send.


I was like: bae make we dey go back house, I go arrange indomie for you... then enter market arrange soup.

like play like play... I carry her go house.

If you like call me broke, I no be gentleman.

I no fit buy 2 Fufu with 1 meat for 1k, plus my own 2k.... ko le se le

2k arrange me better soup plus enough Fufu for 5 days, Ma no go form big boy ontop crush ma come go house make hungry go crush me.

Dey 2 eggs I put for dey indomie still dey pain me till today, e for reach me half Congo of garri.

Mad Oh

BabbanBura:
Dinner date - 150k

Romantic shopping - 230k or thereabouts.

For keeps at once - I cant remember but not less than 200k

Infact am sending 100k to an ex tomorrow sef.

Otunba lamba extra, etun ti gbede

Reichel99:
You are stingy, how can you spend just 3k naira($8 ) for a person you are trying to build your future with.

Who tell you he's building future with her? Nah them. SMH

itsme01:
he sure had a great year... men should always knack better good luck girls

I understood

diportivo:
small thing

something wey okada dey carry

Imagine �

mrgoodd:
ladies re the most wicked beings on earth, Talking from experience, Don't be surprised that she will zip up if she's lucky to reach organism before the guy released, She will zip up totally and will nearly slap the guy if he touched her that moment, even when the guy never cum and you will start to wonder if she was the one begging the guy at first, Very selfish set of people .

indeed from experience

Your eyes have seen a lot sir

DrNueLpureHoney:
Nice one but truth be told.... If I get this guy one on one....He will beg Me to have mercy on him

Lasisi.......Elenu

Zita55:
In order to get the bf released? Abi na wetin


Well, some ladies can marry anything sha

You're not funny � Ma

MarianaTrench:
They all have "boy" in their names

Good observation....

santakris:
It's advantageous if you travel to other states often. Lagos number plates are recognised and respected everywhere. You will earn respect even if u have Lagos number plate in ur home state.

If you have to travel to other states apart from your state of residence with your local number plate police will not let you rest. For example if you travel to Lagos with Ekiti number plate u will see that police will not let u rest.

Oni point

matuskyoo7:
No advantage at all, it is too expensive compare to other state ..

No Abuja plate is more expensive than Lagos plate

Mjpem23:
I suggest that every government all over the world should allow fraud to be a legit way of making money.

Is not gonna be funny bruh

boss1310:
it has happened in Nigeria before and ended up in marriage

I know exactly where you are going