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You are matured now and u should act maturely.

Have u ever thought for once and consider all the motherless babies.. What they are when they grow up.. How they manage to integrate within the society...especially those ones that were not fortunate to be adopted..

who do they say their father/ mother was?.. Do u know how painful it might be for them not to tell a story about a father or mother to their kids?

I'm not saying your parents were from motherless homes but sometimes it is better to ignore certain things.

Thank God I didn't read I want to divorce her for farting..

But hey buddy, what did your biology teacher tell u on reasons for that? OK, incase u did not come to school that day, let me explain.

As u swallow food, Water or even your own saliva, You swallow some air with it FULL STOP
This air builds up in your digestive system. more gas builds up when you digest food. Your body works to get rid of these gas either by farting or burping.

If she can stay away from soda, beer, carbonated beverages and replace it with water. She can also avoid beans, and some can products..

U can advise her to go to Google. It's the modern day native doctor.. she can research or u can do it on her behalf since its u that was irritated...

I wish you designated percentages on each of this your nice writeups... It would have been wonderful.. I guess tolerance could be 61%

I have watched a Nigerian movie like this before in early 2000... The family of the guy refused to support the guy.. just like what you are facing now..

The second option in which they chose for him ended up disintegrating all of them. They wanted her out but the guy said no way.. she must remain in the house since she was their choice...

Please don't let people dictate who u should marry.. Because when it will come to their turn, they won't even want your opinion..

You don't have to be angry. It only calls for solution. Just ask her what the problem was.

1.. tell her that it's not time for her to remain in denial that all is well .. obviously she's not fine health wise...

2.. Try the clinic. They might have some solution that might work for both of u.. remember u, enjoying sex and your partner suffering to satisfy u is not the key.. and it's not what you are looking for.

3.. Let her know that she hasn't failed as a woman to fulfil her duties. That both of u were in it together. Oh!! by the way.. u are a good man for not cheating.. that would have been a licence for some randy gentlemen..

This is marriage both of u have to collaborate as one to get solution to whatever problem or issues u have. Oh!! by the way, If u go by those beer Parlour Jist going on up there, u will divorce her within 48hours.

Speculation!! Speculation!!! Speculation! !!

Give the readers an example of whom you saw, how they got separated and came back again after a long time or short time of breakups.. U can even lie with a smile that you saw them sleeping together.. all to paint everyman with the same brush.. Oya.. your time starts now..

OK... U have told him your mind. Now "isolate and quarantine" yourself and see as things unfold.

Don't bring up the topic again so u don't sound like a broken record or a busybody. Even when he's parading her before your eyes, just act busy... like u didn't see them

When he destroyed his relationship and comes for a shoulder to cry on, as a kind friend detach your shoulder from his reach. He is making his bed now.. he will lie on it soon. .

But OP, I am shocked that you wanted to share a hotel room with another person in this corona era.. U no dey fearoo.

Well done

I kinda needed the input of the doctors and nurses in the house. Are men Instruments super soft that human teeth can just bite it off like that...

I know that we can use our teeth to "masaka" chickens but it was cooked.. Human pleasure poles can't be that easy to remove or am I wrong?

I heard Cross River State is clean.. But u still have to consider electricity and good schools for your kids..

I guess u can't go wrong with FCT. I like how u were thinking about the future though. It's nice

The blue eyes is indeed unusual for a black person..

The issue is not about your business failure or anything.

Her expectations was that when she gets married, she will become a mother at a drop of a hat. Things doesn't work out the way we all envisioned it. Just keep on reminding her that both of u were in it together. It will be well.

On a lighter note, how are u doing in that horrible and depressing country that dislikes foreigners with passion? Each time I hear of Botswana, it reminds me of Poland.

Sooo. .... I mean.. SO there's a snake in side the roof of your home and you were busy speaking English on snake charmers?

This is bravery @ it's best So u can't go out there gather some youths to help you take it out and after that u buy them a bottle of beer each?

Hmmmm!!! Just sit there dey speak English about a snake charmer until it land one day during dinner..

If you don't take time, U guys might end up the way your dad and uncles ended up relationship wise...

You see, u were sitting quietly in the church and the disintegration devil approached you to plant a seed of discord in you... That was exactly the same way Eve was minding her business in the garden and the devil approached... and can u see where we all are now

If u mistakenly ask your dad or your uncles, the origin of the feud might be an enemy of peace disintegrated them .. Some one must have planted that seed.. he is killing u, he is eating and drinking your progress... In the olden days they say it's the herbalist..nowadays it is mostly "Men of god" who disintegrate. Please stay away.

If he says that the second time, U will start believing.. the next thing will be to stay away from your siblings.. keeping them at arms length.. any little family misunderstanding, that can be resolved easily will be escalated because of the seed the man of God planted right inside your heart...

That's indeed a nice family picture. What is your Dad OP? A knight of ST what?

One of the disadvantages of cohabiting when the ring was not on her fingers yet. ... She forgot in the heat of passion that her bride price hasn't been paid..

OP two wrongs can never make a right. Beating the lady is not classy... You should have asked her to leave your house. Then whatever issues u two have, u can take it up from there.

Your niece witnessing that kinda thing is wrong. Next time make sure a kid is not present when adults are having heated argument. If you don't stop it now, your future kids will be witnessing Iraq and Iran in your home.

Just saying because when u finally get married, what precedence are you gonna set? That it's OK for your niece to disregard orders of your future wife because uncle will fight in her presence.. Not saying what your girlfriend did was good but adults have ways of ironing out issues with out the kids noticing.. I am happy for you though because u dictated something that would have been so so bad in the future.

Dear, check up is really important for every one. Even if it's three times in a year. It's better than not going at all.

Again, autopsy report is also important to clarify the cause of death. But since my country is heavily spiritual, it tends to be a lot cheaper to point an accusing fingers on innocent people to say that an enemy is at work instead of going to the exhausting process of doing autopsy.

I am sorry for your loss dear but do not give any one money for prayers. Salvation is free. Tell your siblings that u have to start a three times a year check up. Even if it's to check the BP.

The last picture, I saw "Kpomo" Hope the spelling is right.chai!! It's been a while

I guess she was in the mood for the dress.. Maybe the temperature around the vicinity was high

Hmmmm! ! Her defence was so weak..She's your daughter.. She loves u though.. what an airhead

She was just depressed. That's the only excuse she should have given.

Anyone who has stayed abroad knows that when your number becomes a bit popular with family and friends over there, you throw the Sim into the nearest creek, river, lake or even chew it and then flush.. and get a new one...does she need a prophet to tell her to destroy her sim and Stay away from social media? It's just frustrating to hear how people just give up so easily.. And I believe there are suicide hotline in Austria...

What's wrong with remix

Liverpool....

It's a normal thing for a child who knows that he/she has got 100% attention from his or her parent to cry on what I tagged "for nothing "

There's no way a parent will leave their children unattended to when that cries starts. But trust me when he was being ignored 8 times, his strategy will change. When he cries ignore him or start singing and dancing as if he was not there. Try it 8 or 9 times, it will start sinking in that u got no time for his nonsense .. this kind of kids are very nice to anyone that discovered their strengths ('cry')..

When/ if he starts crying and everyone starts begging and giving him stuff so he can stop crying, he will think that he's doing the right thing. When his parent were around and he starts, Be neutral. That will show again that you were not moved.

Again, that's his weapons for attention. Please do not beat him. But Let him understand that his strength might work on his parent but not on u. He will never cry when he sees u.. Oh! and he will love you because you were not moved by his strategy.. unfortunately he will never change till 10yrs or more. Only boarding school can cure such nonsense

While that was going on, where is the man of the house when relatives were putting on rags and his children were wearing the best?

Doesn't he have a say on what was going on when the relatives works their ass off and the princess and princesses were in bed having their beauty sleep. U don't have to blame the women alone. Leave some portion of that blame to some men..

I don't know why I hated the phrase "she snatched my boyfriend..."

I don't know who put that phrase together in this world ... but whoever you are or wherever you are, I'm not your biggest fan...

I have never seen where it was said that a man snatched a woman. It's always a woman snatching a man.. making men inanimate objects that cannot think or speak for themselves.. as in the guy is a handbag or a slow poke who doesn't know right from wrong.. So he get convinced easily right

It's really sad that some women were still using this sentence to annoy some of us..

Was that a movie clip of "war room" Nigerian version

GBOLAGBURUGBURU:
@Richy4. Great absolutely great, are u a teacher in a kindergaten sch...

I'm a Financial Analyst. Just that I love kids.. all kinds. Stubborn, head strong ones, good ones etc. I know how to come down to their level. I have never come across a kid who doesn't like me.

Old people love me too. I used to volunteer at a nursing home. Read for them, listen to them and watch them act like kids tooh. ...

what to tell a kid just comes naturally to me.. I don't stress it because they believe in what they have seen. Then u explain further.

This is the kind of teaching I like to handle when kids were involved. U should have started by saying Wall is meant for demarcation. and every demarcation should be neat..

Aunt, What is demarcation, It's separation, or boundaries..

Simply ask her to follow u and lead her to the sitting room. Show her that if there's no wall, there will not be sitting room to separate her mummy's room from sitting room.

Ask her the name of her friend in school, if she tells u, say to her that that friend of her can see her in the school toilet doing her poo business...Even the boys in school might see her inside the toilet if it has no wall while she is doing her toilet business. Ask her if she will like that.

Take her outside. Show her the neighbour's wall and say, without this wall, we will be looking into our neighbour's house too

Conclude your lesson by explaining that all wall should be tidy and neat. No PDP post should be seen on the wall, no chalk or charcoal.. all wall should look nice and neat just like Christmas clothes

To be honest I did not see anything wrong with what was written there. Maybe you can call upon the owner of Nairaland to explain more.. I guess he might investigate that and get back to you.

But... I have never seen anyone in pain over Nairaland.. that statement is brand new

I have one issue with this thread. Maybe it's Old age... What is the meaning of "we are dating one kind... Are u implying that she is a pillow friend

And what's that lady's pic doing there? So no one knows how to 'crop' pictures anymore?