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This is scary. So you are telling me all that someone has to say is Yahoo Boy and Ritualist and my life could be done for ? Omo, let me stay where I am. I don't need that stress for my parents. How easy is it to get a gun permit ?

Dude you have 8 pages of either to build your mum’s or your own house. Isn’t it high time we are able to create polls on NL ?

I can’t tell you want to do - but if I were in your shoes- why start another project when your mum house is undone.
You can complete hers and move in to one of the apartments. Recover and then build yours.

kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?

If she has nothing to hide. You’ve just wasted money but what’s her problem ?

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

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The solution to this is not difficult now.
1. Your wife unfortunately has taken to believe that TV is reality.
2. No matter what , she slap you . Slap her back . Taking a wire to beat an Adult is way overboard and I don’t condone it. She could have died!
3. Buy her the bag of rice and pack all her stuff and dump it at the church or her parents house.
4. Change the locks of the house.

Now - you have a kid who is 2 . If you decide to go this route . Who watches him ?

lexy2014:
How many of these have u seen christians carrying out today?

I wonder o. 2022 years ago. We aren’t saying we don’t have a past but catch up , we are in a different dispensation now!

Mooh247:




Africans are generally wicked

Last week 2 men got lynched in Delta state over a bike

Two weeks back two soldiers were beheaded in Imo state

Go through Cultist Update post on Nairaland, every day young men butcher themselves for no reason

Go through Udele/ Oyigboupdate post every week someone got killed every Monday sit at home


It's high time we stand completely against killing of all manners regardless of the reasons

killing is not allowed under Nigerian constituition , criminal code, penal code or Sharia law


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It’s not only in Africa my brother and sisters
Have you forgotten the Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie - the fatwa on his head or the French Journalist who was assassinated or the beheaded one in Denmark ?

Why do we have people pushing this Tinubu’s for president agenda.
Consider his age and health.
Nigeria is not a well oiled machine that you can just fly on auto pilot.
Get a young and dynamic leader who can do the hard work. Who will inspire the young and old . People home and abroad’.

Many of us .. Talk am- She no Die !
She could infact be living on the same street as the Police Commisioner sef
Police who haven't found DeleGiwa's murderer or Bola Ige's ....

Cassahav:
Lol ad slap the shit out of you if you make a joke on my family

Lol � .

Cassahav:
[url]Instagram.com/Casssa01[/url] kindly follow me

I am a fortysomething man in a long-term relationship – nearly 20 years – and have two children. For the past 10 years my partner has been having short-term lovers. These were clandestine, but more recently she has stopped hiding, called our relationship “open”, and currently has a lover who I do know about. But this “open relationship” can only be one-sided, because she is jealous and suspicious while I am basically not polyamorous. So why stay together? We get on, communicate well (other than the no-go zone of her other love life), rarely argue, are bonded by bringing up our children and are financially tied together.

However, the years of suppressing my emotions – of jealousy, rejection, insecurity, being lied to – have left me broken. Sex (which we still occasionally do have) has become stressed: if I don’t perform enthusiastically, it will justify her seeking other lovers. Also, I am expected to remain sexually attracted to her, which gets more difficult when I know she’s been with someone else recently. We had frank talks when she offered to end her extramarital affairs and be monogamous with me – or plan how we might separate without affecting our children. We were both very upset, as we are very much still in love, and wish the sex side of our relationship wasn’t such a terrible mess.

But it has occurred to me that I am emotionally and sexually broken after this past decade. If I was single again – or my partner was to become monogamous with me again – I don’t think I would be a viable person to be in a relationship with. How do I start to repair myself, inside or outside this relationship?

Any advice would be cool.

Will smith , is this you homie ?

Dumbest thing I've heard today - Why ?
You guys were at the Olympics . You even defeated the Americans in a warm up game. How on earth does this make sense ?

zyzywizzy:
Good morning guys!
This will b my first time bringing a topic here, I been having issue with my GF recently! I have been doing so much for her, she’s a fashionista and also a sales girl, her father ain’t responsible, he left their mother, her, including her younger kid! I been doing d little I can, am just in my Final year and I had make little for my self! Investing in crypto! I do support her so much! I gave her weekly up keeping for her to keep supporting herself at work and her fam! I even got a a tailoring machine and some other things, But this days when crypto is down! I couldn’t do much then I notice the chances, no morning text nor calls I didn’t take that serious!
Until last week she discussed getting a new phone, and I was like WTF, don’t u know what I have been going through? I said when d BTC pumps I will assist u in changing that, she said Okay! She’s to visit me in ilorin, d next few days I asked her about her coming over! The next thing she said will I buy her d phone when she comes then I change it totally for her! I told her didn’t u remember when things are going fyn for me! I do alot to help u, why are u now pressuring me now.. that b*tch was telling me to go bring my STATEMENT of ACC, then I gave up totally on her! For her to utter such! I’m done helping her and it’s been 6 days ago we’ve talked last, no apologies text from her then I give her a distance, I had make millions not less than 7M in my crypto! I can sponsor her education, but no I won’t do that, imaging I have sponsored her school already! This is how I will be treated! What have I done for her?
Pls advice me guys!!
Just 2 years relationship

I just want someone to teach me the dealings in Crypto !

My Response : What took so long ?

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=112756276][/quote]Will the north trust him ?
For him to have a chance, he will have to get a northern VP. as a start.

GardenOfGod:
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You for take time educate the guy now. You just “ cancel culture “ him out !

Mczigx:
Everyone wants to get their dream job, but sometimes it can be hard to get even a foot in the door. The first step to getting a great job is having a great resume.

If you're applying for jobs and no one is responding, you might have made some common mistakes on your resume. Here are four things you should never include on your resume, and also some tips for writing a great one.

1.Your personal information like date of birth, age, marital status, sex, etc. The reason why most persons include some of these on their resumes is because they see other persons doing it. They've never stopped to ask themselves 'how does including this information on my resume make me a better candidate for the job or internship' ��

2. Unrelated work experiences and skills: Know what skills are related to the job you want and what isn't important. If it's not relevant, leave it off! If I'm applying for the role of a front desk officer, my previous experience working as a video creator or graphic designer shouldn't be stated on my resume as these two don't relate.

3.Photograph: While a photograph can be helpful if you're applying for a job where your appearance is important (like modeling or acting), most employers will be more interested in your skills than how you look. For some countries especially in Europe, this is accepted but in other countries, it's a no no.

4.Reference: This section should also be taken off from your CV as it's of no importance. Instead of including the contact and address of your referees, just write 'to be provided on request'.

If you're careful about including only the right things on your resume and leaving out everything else, your chances of being called for an interview would improve greatly.

#careeradvice #job

Agreed the modern resume. ��

I remember the gimmicks Sex : 3 times a week !
References - Usually 3.
Work experience- Anything and everything under the sun !

doggedfighter:
No father no matter how powerless will watch his son or daughter killed without lifting a finger.


Men have been known to die while protecting their daughters from rapists.

But everyday we see terrorists overpower almighty and all powerful God , take his priests, prophets, Alfas , pastors, Imam and even God's children slaughter them while he looks on.

Maybe it's all Hollywood movie for him !

All religious people do is make excuses for him and insult anyone who points out his failures


God doesn't exist. He's imaginary !

Rest on, priest !

Bro - I hear you . Truly !! I wish I could give you my heart to know this truth. You aren’t the first to think this nor the last to do so.
You are looking at this from your perspective and not His perspective. God can defend himself and if he so desires , he will find a way to your heart.
This is the act of man. Evil men. The ills of man.
Let’s just use this moment to reflect inward on the loss of life and insecurity the country is facing. Last I read Buhari and not God is the president of the country.

obikiel:
it would have been today, but he who seats on the throne was there for me.

I took yam and beans to work. Around 9am , I went to the break out session to have my breakfast not forgetting my milk drink I had made with just milk and sugar. After swallowing the dangerous contents, I went back to work.....

After some time I started feeling bloated, I went to the toilet and farted, no solid waste. this repeated for like 4 times before I closed around 5pm.

when we closed and I got into the staff bus, I didn't know the journey was going to be a treacherous one, coming from the Island down to Ikoyi, the traffic that held us there must have connived with forces unknown to disgrace me.

while in the bus, there was a rumble in my stomach, …I prayed and I wished.....that this cup will pass me by, i was so uncomfortable using all my strength to prevent all the contents in my stomach from escaping.

On getting to ago-palace road(round about), I was already standing in the bus as my patience was wearing out, even in the AC bus a sweat broke out from my head, close colleagues after knowing the calamity I was battling with suggested that I stop and use one of the eateries rest rooms.

Armed with the new information, I came down from the bus and went to libra motors, where I was directed to their toilet and the rest they say is history...…..

What’s wrong with beans and milk ? I sometimes have this and have no issues. Now the milk is usually Soyamilk but why is it a deadly combo ?

Creamypie:
Hazards of d job. If they hadn't been caught, dem for dey groove for ashawo joint, drink beer, order costly foods. I hate robbers pass devil

Deep ! “ hazards of d job “

chymes0359:
hahaha

Modified

Mine was in my year 3 at federal University of technology Yola, Adamawa state. I was in a maths lecture and it's the first week of our school resumption, I became pressed that I think I don't wanna use the school toilet.

So, i decided to send myself to the worst humiliation and shame I have ever met to myself. Instead of me to Check-in in the hostel toilet at ease, I decided to enter town thinking am gonna hold much longer to the nature call.

I bordered a bike form LT 5&6 to the outside of the school gate, then hop in on a cab heading to town, then my thing of pain beckon on me. On transit heading to town my whole body was not itself, I feel like a pregnant woman that about to give birth to a new born baby. In the heat of Adamawa sun of which Adamawa state is in-between the sun and first planet, I feel very cold and my skin was covered with Goose pimples and this unknown nervous sweat.

Then the devil decided to punish me more as it was at the time of insurgency and the only road leading to town was a bridge that transverse river Benue leading to Cameron, ahead before the bridge was an Amy check point, fleets of cars in Disorder arrangement coupled with hold up, I died. The passengers also died too as I was releasing Some odd salient mess that was very unhealthy I refused it was coming out from me.
I was in that hold up for 15mins the call of nature began to treating my life amidst the confusion in the car.
I opened the car as my body was covered with cold sweat, I gave the driver 500naira note instead of 100 naira, I couldn't wait for the change I moved despite his call for my change.

I met one woman in her shop with no shame, I greeted her, she thought I want to buy something without much hesitation I told her to help me, she taught I want to beg her for money cause I was looking alright, I told here in Pidgins English " Madam shit dey worry me, abeg where I fit shit" [/b]The woman burst out with laugh, before she could held herself I told her With sorrowful humbled voice "[b]Please ma, I done dey shit for my trouser" . She them hurried me out of her shop and motioned me to a house behind her shop.
I moved with the speed of light, Meet a woman and her fine young daughter in mind twenties Without shame as I was very pressed intensely and greeted her and asked if I could used their toilet that am very pressed, her daughter looked at my sweating face and Grimes at me.
Her mother change it for me as she grimaced with a sharp two words not here! she pointed me to an abandoned sewage pit opened on the road side where people pass to ease myself.

That is when I understood the Proverb that said " Whoever is pressed don't care about the neatness of the toilet or it location where it's on the main road until he/she is done with nature's Business"..

Without shame, I give you 5 likes

hmm - This one get as e be.
Before thinking marriage start a relationship. Not sure if I should tell my experience with a single lady with 2 kids or go straight to the point.
Chelsea won . so I am happy but you get pointers

1. They are more matured and know what they want in a guy.
2. They are less emotional sex is sex and is not a trap.
3. They are homely and organized .
4. The kid is the centre of their life, followed by work . You come number 3/4 in priority.
5. You need to be matured - The kid depending on the age and circumstance of the father may start lashing out at you. You have to iron out disciplining measures. Some kids are just easy - and may say " are you my new daddy " some are not and may start calling you by name instead of uncle this or that ?
6. How about you ? - Are you parents okay ? Will you be fine.

In all honestly, I have a few friends who have step brothers and he's like an idol to them. If nobody told you, you wouldn't know - the dad wasn't their biological father. Nature vs Nurture.
As you are establishing the relationship with the mother, you may have to win the kid as well.
It's like every relationship .. seed and plant , remove weeds and repeat.

This should be a good one. I have a few but I'll wait for others to share.

MeghaneMorgane:
The day I didn’t zip mu trouser and everyone was seeing my pant. Nobody bothered to tell me

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Mide1data:
At the time you were reading, you must have felt like the ground should open its mouth and swallow you up.

Exactly!

FaithBrain1994:
If i must lodge in any hotel, i must go with my bedsheets and insecticide.. Once beaten, twice shy.

Agreed !. I always travel with bedsheet and covering cloth with extra pillow case. I never sleep in the sheets nor use duvet.
Plus I bring my old towel.

jclassiq:
Sometimes. It's a cheap hotel. Technically it was a kind of discount.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

It's because you all are a wicked bunch.
God gave your eyebrows - you reject am!
You remove and draw your own lines.
He gave your eyelashes - It's not long enough.

Die Ko, Die Ni - I don't know the girl but this click bait. Na today humans dey sleep with animals. I beg..rubbish

jclassiq:
Negotiate with the receptionist for the rooms.

So you’re saying posted rates are not final rates even for hotels ?

candygist:
What if na set up? No be everything be big yansh. Many strong men have fallen bcus of big ass. Try dey reason sometimes.

Fortune favours the brave. The stories we have heard are those that took the risk and live to tell the tale . I am sure there are others who didn’t.

Zanzibar1:
I have come here to raise this issue because i believe someone must have passed through what i am going through at the moment.

There is this Lady i met in March, she is super classy and has all the curves and looks like a model. What brought us together was just a friendly convo and a friendly tease that i admire her nails and since then she has been all over me.
She asked me if i lived alone and i told her i currently stay with a friend because i just relocated to the city based on job hunting levels. She asked what my plan was and i told her that i would like to first get an apartment while i sort out other things.

I don't know what exactly she does for a living although she said she sells women hairs, bags and shoes. I have actually seen her post them on her whatsapp. What surprise me the most was that she doesn't deny me access to her phone. This made me to loosen my grip a bit regarding my phone privacy ... Then one day, she saw a loan app message requesting me to pay my outstanding debt, she asked me how come and i told her the truth that i was seriously broke and i wanted to take her out. I wanted the two of us to go swim together and have fun. And that was why i took the loan. She frowned and asked why i was stressing myself to impress her .
She transfered some money to me to offset the debt. it all happened like juju. i am still trying to wrap my head around that.

I am trying my best to fit in with her but something is really off somewhere. I don't want to assume i know entirely what she does for a living but then, i have grown to really admire her. I wouldn't want to call it love but all my thoughts are always about her nowadays. Like 4 days ago i questioned her about some friends of hers i saw on her icloud and since then she has been giving me tough time.

Lately, she told me point blank that if i cant get my own apartment, she'll have to stop dating me. she said she is ready to even pay part of the money involved but a nigga got nothing to afford even a face me and face you room. I have tried my best to explain to her how i am even surviving and how broke i am to get a 150k self con. She keeps saying i am going to get a job and ill be fine, that i am a man and i will certainly raise the money if she as a lady can raise part of it.

I dont know why she believes so much in that tho cuz i have been very opened to her. My mind has been filled up and i dont have anyone to share it with thats why i brought it here. i have my doubts about her but i love her.

Please pardon any typos, i am writing this straight from my heart

Omo let her go…
I’ll tell you a short story for context. Went to Unilag and had a crush with this beautiful babe. But I was poor .
Back then you had upper class- middle class - lower class - poor class ( now you have ranges among the classes and a 5th class called “ just poor” )
In high school , we were mid class but when I got to Unilag , I realized we were poor!
I didn’t date anyone on campus for fear that if we ever spoke I could tell her , I wasn’t dating anyone.
In any case we occasionally have these huge classes which everyone takes regardless of department. My friend and I usually reserve seats for one another but on this particular day. Out of the blue, my crushee asks in the Ajebo tone “ if that seat was taken - I froze, for 2 secs. Do I say , yes or no. I responded. No, I reserved it for you. Omo, the boys in the area shouted “ wa sere” , the girls in the auditorium all did “ mtchse” ( the mouth thing - can never spell it properly)
we exchanged pleasantries and started a friendship from there.
That week was an awesome week. Started walking with my friend , eating fish and chips , in which she would pay but omo when I paid, I realized that my one week allowance was gone in a day. She didn’t cook frequently. So she ate 3 or 4 times outside. I didn’t know how to cook but learnt how to cook “ concoction “ ( that’s when you boil beans and when it’s texture is soft, you add rice , spices and canned fish) .
She went shopping and asked that I tag along which I did. Omo , she spent my one month’s allowance in one shop.
I kept telling myself - dude how is this going to work. We kissed and fooled around in hotels but it was her footing the bill. After going back home to get allowance from dad for a record 4th time in a semester. My conscience had had enough.
How do I cross this divide. - we are in school . Don’t know where this relationship was heading .
I couldnt afford eating out all the time, she could. Her dad was opulent , my dad wasn’t.
Do I drag/bring this girl down to my level or is her love and commitment to me so strong that she could lift me to her level. ? ( I mean, we would hang out with her friends and give me money to pay and act like I was paying ) she’s was an amazing person and never made me feel like I didn’t belong.
However, after seeing my grades fall off. My dad couldn’t reconcile the record amounts of money received with my results . Plus she lived in PH and I Lagos , I knew our fling wouldn’t survive the break and if it did, I had had enough.
In any case - you have to mature into the situation. Don’t go broke to fit into a relationship.
Now what I described prior was in school.
Now, I can dine with the best of them if I wanted to but I am humble and don’t want to. I don’t live above my means and I cut my clothes according to my cloth.
You have to find your footing first before carrying someone else. If you can’t afford to get an apartment- you can’t and if she decides to break up. Count it as her loss !

You are have a corrupt %temp% folder.
You should be able to fix by reinstalling the OS. And repartitioning the drive.

I don’t believe you have a complicated set up like a roaming profile do you. Roaming profile means you can’t say anything on the local desktop but it saved to the server. You can login to any domain joined computer and your files are accessible.

I’m any case. Just reformat your drive and reinstall your os that should recreate the folder required.